Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule
Saturday 21st July
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 11:30am Nadiya's Family Favourites: 1, 8. Family Days Out: Nadiya Hussain cooks a warming chai spiced vermicelli and a delicious samosa pie. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:20pm Wreck-It Ralph: Animated ode to computer games. Wreck-It Ralph, the villain of a classic 8-bit arcade game, decides he no longer wants to be the bad guy and embarks on a quest to be good. Also in HD. (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 8:40pm Casualty: Bea tries to help Alicia, but will she be able to face up to what happened with Eddie? Ruby tries to build bridges with both her teammates and patients. Also in HD. (50 minutes)
- 9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 3, 6. iMammy (Batteries Not Included): Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 10:20pm Pretty Woman: A corporate mogul (Richard Gere) lost in downtown Hollywood is helped by a prostitute (Julia Roberts) to return to Beverly Hills. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour 55 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:35am Life and Death Row: In Cold Blood: Former US Marine John Ramirez has seven days left on Death Row to fight his execution. Contains some strong language and disturbing scenes. (1 hour)
- 8:30am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve Backshall: CBBC. Kings of the Sky: Steve discovers just what it takes to be a terror from the skies. He starts by strapping himself into one of Britain's fastest wind tunnels. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am David Attenborough's Natural Curiosities: Armoured Animals: Both the rhino and the hedgehog protect their bodies with formidable armour. Are these defences really what they seem? Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Second Chance Summer: Tuscany: 6, 6. With their main responsibilities on the farm coming to an end, the group throw themselves into community life and enjoy their last few days together in Tuscany. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Simply Nigella: 6, 7. Nigella delivers her final serving of feelgood food. Recipes include steamed clams with Thai basil, toasty olive oil granola and griddled halloumi with a sweet chilli sauce. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Kew on a Plate: 2, 4. Summer: Gardening and cooking show with Raymond Blanc and Kate Humble. Summer has arrived and there are new crops to tend, harvest and cook with, including carrots and cacao. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:30pm Garden Rescue: 22, 25. East Preston, West Sussex: Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich brothers are asked to design a wildlife haven for a young family in West Sussex. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 4:00pm Ben and James versus the Arabian Desert: 1, 3. James Cracknell and Ben Fogle travel across the world's largest sand desert. In this episode they train with Bedouins and push themselves and their friendship to the limit. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 5:50pm Supercharged Otters: Cameraman Charlie Hamilton James has filmed otters more than anyone else and now, through the eyes of three orphaned river otters, he reveals their survival secrets. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Touretteshero: Me, My Mouth and I: A 60-minute film exploring neuro-diversity in the arts through the work of Samuel Beckett from disabled performer Jess Thom's personal perspective. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom: Idris Elba and Naomie Harris star in a biopic based on Nelson Mandela's autobiography. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (2 hours 20 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 6:00am Sooty: The Rainy Day: With heavy rain causing leaks in their caravan's roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Old Tailor of Pelting Moor: When a man hears about a unique life suit, he simply must have one, little realising the ghastly truth about the material the tailor uses. (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Big Head: When he is picked to be a team mascot at the Cup Final, Sammy Slitherall finds fame going to his head. The only known cure - a head shrinking Chinese practitioner. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dana: Calling All Plesiosaurs: Edutainment series. Dana and her friend Riley use a time travelling submarine to study the behaviour of prehistoric marine reptiles. (15 minutes)
- 6:55am The Oddbods Show: Double Date: Animated series. Slick accidentally asks both Bubbles and Newt over on the same night. How long can he keep both dinner guests from discovering one another? (10 minutes)
- 7:30am The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Visitor: Comedy series. Ray struggles to tell his father that he and his sons have been living happily together with a non-ghost family. (25 minutes)
- 12:05pm Midsomer Murders: The Animal Within: A woman in search of her uncle finds that he has spread rumours about her and disappeared, but worse is to follow when his corpse is discovered. (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 6:15pm Minions: Animation featuring the voices of Sandra Bullock and Jon Hamm, 2015. Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by super-villain Scarlet Overkill to help take over the world. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 9:55pm The Bourne Ultimatum: Action starring Matt Damon and Julia Styles, 2007. Jason Bourne tries to evade agents out to kill him as he delves into his past. (2 hours)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:15am Stath Lets Flats: A Completely Football: Stath takes desperate measures to get on the annual inter-agency football tournament when he finds out he's been dropped from the team. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 12:40am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 2:20am Lookalikes: Tim is overlooked as leading man in a new stage play when a handsome interloper comes to town. Andy gets a lifeline when he's asked to provide security at an 18th birthday party. (S2 Ep3, 4) (25 minutes)
- 8:25am Frasier: The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl: It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (30 minutes)
- 8:55am Frasier: The Last Time I Saw Maris: Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:20am The Simpsons: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (30 minutes)
- 10:50am The Simpsons: The PTA Disbands: Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA... (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the rural outskirts of Leeds, where Karl loves the idyllic location, but Paul finds their home too isolated and wants to move. (S3 Ep7, 7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:05pm Inside Bentley: A Great British...: ...Motor Car: For the first time, Bentley invite cameras behind the scenes. This documentary visits the factory, the showrooms and the secret upgrades department. (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm Great Canal Journeys: India: Timothy West and Pru Scales strike out onto the rarely navigated Brahmaputra river in the far north of India where they meet a community of monks and hitch a ride on an elephant. (S7 Ep2, 2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Kingsman: The Secret Service: (2014) Violent action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London lad is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed special agents. Strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (50 minutes)
- 4:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) (45 minutes)
- 4:45am House Doctor: Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) (25 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:20am American Dad!: School Lies: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan enrols Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter, but Steve quits to join a street gang instead. (25 minutes)
- 1:15am Superstore: Grand Re-Opening: The store employees prepare for the grand re-opening. Amy and Jonah try and move on from their kiss. (30 minutes)
- 6:35am Emmerdale Omnibus: Omnibus edition of the long-running soap opera. Lachlan takes extreme measures. Frank puts his foot in it. Matty takes a gamble. (3 hours 15 minutes)
- 9:50am Coronation Street Omnibus: Omnibus edition. Abi discovers that no good deed goes unpunished. Johnny becomes the prime suspect in Susie's abduction. Gemma's friends warn her against Henry. (3 hours)
- 2:00pm You've Got Mail: Romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, 1998. A couple meet in an internet chat room and correspond by e-mail while unaware that they are actually business rivals. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 3:15pm You've Got Mail: Romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, 1998. A couple meet in an internet chat room and correspond by e-mail while unaware that they are actually business rivals. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 4:25pm St Trinian's 2: The Legend of...: ...Fritton's Gold. Comedy sequel starring Rupert Everett, 2009. When the girls of St Trinian's learn that their headmistress is related to a pirate, a search for treasure ensues! (1 hour)
- 5:30pm St Trinian's 2: The Legend of...: ...Fritton's Gold. Comedy sequel starring Rupert Everett, 2009. When the girls of St Trinian's learn that their headmistress is related to a pirate, a search for treasure ensues! (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:35pm The Mummy Returns: Fantasy starring Brendan Fraser, 2001. When the mummified corpse of Imhotep is resurrected, Rick O'Connell is forced back into action to save his family. (1 hour)
- 7:40pm The Mummy Returns: Fantasy starring Brendan Fraser, 2001. When the mummified corpse of Imhotep is resurrected, Rick O'Connell is forced back into action to save his family. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 10:50pm Family Guy: Trading Places: Animated comedy. Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. (30 minutes)
- 11:20pm Family Guy: Baby, You Knock Me Out: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter volunteers Lois to compete in a boxing match and she dominates in the ring, everyone is surprised. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Family Guy: Brian Writes a Bestseller: Animated US comedy. Brian becomes famous when his new book is a bestseller but is sad that he sold out with a self-help book. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 7:00pm Mountain: Life at the Extreme: 1, 3. Rockies: Wildlife series exploring the greatest mountain ranges of the world. This episode looks at the Rockies in North America, home to cougars, wolves and grizzly bears. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Wonders of the Monsoon: 2, 5. Deluge: Series exploring the greatest weather system on Earth. From India to Thailand and Cambodia, the Asian monsoon makes its grand entrance, both bringing and taking life. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Undiscovered Peter Cook: Film about satirist Peter Cook, with private recordings, diaries, letters and photographs. Contains adult humour and very strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
Pick (11)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare UK: Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Cop Squad: Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (5, 10) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Road Wars: Conrad and Simon go head-to-head with a mugger trying to rob a bus, while the proactive team raids a drugs farm hidden in the countryside. Strong language. (S6, ep 2) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 3:00am The Last Man on Earth: Valhalla: The post-apocalyptic comedy that's unlike anything you've seen before. The gang mourn the passing of a friend. Todd and Melissa deal with her surprise proposal. (35 minutes)
- 3:35am The Last Man on Earth: Fish in the Dish: Kristen Schaal stars in the inventive post-apocalyptic comedy. Carol wants to repopulate the world again - bad news for Phil! Todd is tipped over the edge. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson, May and Hammond drive off into the sunset in the last episode to feature the much-discussed trio. The boys are up to no good as they test classic cars and 4x4s. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 4:20pm Top Gear: Burma Special: The lads are on a mission to build a bridge over the River Kwai, but first they must drive across Burma - a nation largely closed to Westerners - in three rickety lorries! (2 hours 40 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 1:15am Stath Lets Flats: A Completely Football: Stath takes desperate measures to get on the annual inter-agency football tournament when he finds out he's been dropped from the team. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 1:40am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 3:20am Lookalikes: Tim is overlooked as leading man in a new stage play when a handsome interloper comes to town. Andy gets a lifeline when he's asked to provide security at an 18th birthday party. (S2 Ep3, 4) (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Frasier: The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl: It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Frasier: The Last Time I Saw Maris: Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:20am The Simpsons: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (30 minutes)
- 11:50am The Simpsons: The PTA Disbands: Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA... (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the rural outskirts of Leeds, where Karl loves the idyllic location, but Paul finds their home too isolated and wants to move. (S3 Ep7, 7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:05pm Inside Bentley: A Great British...: ...Motor Car: For the first time, Bentley invite cameras behind the scenes. This documentary visits the factory, the showrooms and the secret upgrades department. (55 minutes)
- 9:00pm Great Canal Journeys: India: Timothy West and Pru Scales strike out onto the rarely navigated Brahmaputra river in the far north of India where they meet a community of monks and hitch a ride on an elephant. (S7 Ep2, 2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Kingsman: The Secret Service: (2014) Violent action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London lad is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed special agents. Strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 2:00am The Good Wife: Breaking Fast: A prosecution suit leads to an explosive confrontation between Alicia and Glenn. Meanwhile, Alicia's brother causes trouble for Peter. (S2 Ep3, 23) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am 24 Hours in A&E: Joan has severe pain in her chest, arm and jaw. Roofer Mark has fallen 10 feet off a ladder. And Josie fell and hit her head while performing a Dirty Dancing routine on a hen do. (S13 Ep8) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm The Yorkshire Dales and The Lakes: New: Pete and Rona head to the Dales hoping to make sheep's milk ice-cream. Gamekeepers set the heather ablaze in Wensleydale. And an antiques dealer looks to drum-up business. (S2 Ep5) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm The Royal House of Windsor: In 1947, as Britain suffers from post-war austerity and the worst winter on record, a lovesick Princess Elizabeth and an ailing George VI visit South Africa on a fraught royal tour. (Ep2, 6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:05pm Spying on the Royals: American spies tap Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson's phone and bug their room in the US. And in 1940 Edward and Wallis visit a Nazi collaborator in Lisbon, under covert surveillance. (Ep2, 2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 11:00am Napoleon Dynamite: (2004) Offbeat high-school comedy starring Jon Heder. A nerdy teen from an eccentric family gains a new-found respect when he organises a friend's student election campaign. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 4:35pm Picture Perfect: (1997) Romcom starring Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr. An ambitious woman's life goes awry when she fakes her engagement to a wedding photographer in order to get a promotion. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Gladiator: (2000) Drama. Oscar-winner Russell Crowe stars as a betrayed Roman general who seeks revenge through his exploits as a gladiator. With Joaquin Phoenix and Oliver Reed. Violent scenes. (3 hours)
Really (17)
- 1:00am Help! My House Is Haunted: Three paranormal investigators travel the UK to help families reclaim their homes from unwelcome spirits. The team are at The Leopard Inn, a historic hotel with hidden secrets. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Abruzzo: Join Jenni Falconer as she helps families find their dream coastal home. A Northamptonshire couple are looking for a property by the Adriatic in Italy's Abruzzo region. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Weymouth: More sensational seaside properties in the house hunting series. A London couple who love diving want a home on the stunning Jurassic coast near Weymouth, Dorset. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Cesme, Turkey: Sundrenched house hunting series. Jenni Falconer meets a Sheffield couple who want a permanent seaside home in the popular Turkish holiday resort of Cesme. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Into the Fire: Cameras track the life-saving work of the West Midlands Fire Service. Firefighters are sent to a blazing house, where a three-year-old is reportedly trapped inside. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 9:00am Forbidden History: The Illuminati: Jamie Theakston sheds light on the ultra-secretive Rosicrucian Order, whose members included Leonardo Da Vinci and Isaac Newton. Are they the real-life 'illuminati'? (1 hour)
- 10:00am Forbidden History: The Oracles: Jamie Theakston journeys to Greece and Italy to hear the truth about oracles. These mysterious figures - such as the one at Delphi - reputedly spoke the word of the gods. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Forbidden History: Top Secret Nazi UFOs: Jamie Theakston investigates the curious claim that the Nazis started to build flying saucers during WWII. Hear the startling truth behind a historical legend. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Forbidden History: The Genius of Nikola Tesla: Jamie Theakston brings to light the life and work of enigmatic inventor Nikola Tesla. Conspiracy theorists believe that the Serb was hushed up - but why? (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Battle of Britain Technology Facility: Learn about the strange-looking, derelict military facilities in Farnborough, which were once wind tunnels that played a vital role in WWII. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Britain's Sea Fort Complex: Seven huge steel boxes stand rusting in the Thames Estuary. Hear how the Red Sands sea fort was once Britain's first line of defence against the Nazis. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 1:00pm Inspector George Gently: Martin Shaw stars in the very first episode of the crime drama set in the 1960s. Old-school detective George Gently vows to avenge his wife's death. (2 hours)
- 3:00pm Inspector George Gently: The Burning Man: Martin Shaw is the old-school detective at work in the rapidly-changing 1960s. A badly burnt body draws Gently into the shadowy world of IRA gun-running. (2 hours)
- 5:00pm Inspector George Gently: Bomber's Moon: Martin Shaw is the veteran Northumberland detective faced with the rapidly-changing world of the 1960s. An ex-POW's body is found in a fishing village's harbour. (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Father Brown: The Judgement of Man: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric of the Cotswolds. Brown becomes embroiled in an art heist masterminded by his adversary Flambeau. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia: Benedict Cumberbatch returns in the second series updating Conan Doyle's classic tales. Sherlock faces an adversary as brilliant as himself: Irene Adler. (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Waking the Dead: End of the Night: Feature-length forensics drama with Trevor Eve. Boyd re-opens a case when the victim of a horrifying crime which took place years previously tries to kill herself. (2 hours 5 minutes)
5 USA (21)
- 2:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Irradiator: Crime drama. When a family is mercilessly gunned down, evidence points to a domestic dispute. However, Ray comes to believe that an old adversary has returned. (S10 Ep 17) (1 hour)
- 3:05am CSI: New York: Criminal Justice: Crime drama. Stella finds a discrepancy at a murder scene that implicates a district attorney in a different crime. (S6 Ep 12) (55 minutes)
- 9:30am CSI: Miami: Deep Freeze: Crime drama. When a retired footballer is found stabbed to death, Alexx is unable to take the body for an autopsy because the victim wanted to be cryogenically frozen. (S6 Ep 5) (50 minutes)
ITV4 (24)
- 2:10am Lethal Weapon: Pilot: Following the death of his wife and their unborn child, ex-Navy SEAL Martin Riggs moves to California in search of a new start at the LAPD. (45 minutes)
- 6:35am Minder: Gunfight at the O.K. Laundrette: The first episode of the classic series. Arthur senses a nice little earner when minder Terry is involved in a siege at a laundrette. (50 minutes)
- 7:25am Minder: You Lose Some, You Win Some: Terry and Arthur look after a gambling school which is being threatened by a casino. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm The Living Daylights: Bond movie starring Timothy Dalton and Jeroen Krabbe, 1987. James Bond must find the culprits when the defection of a Soviet general to the West leads to the general's kidnapping. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:10pm The Living Daylights: Bond movie starring Timothy Dalton and Jeroen Krabbe, 1987. James Bond must find the culprits when the defection of a Soviet general to the West leads to the general's kidnapping. (1 hour 30 minutes)
Home (25)
- 7:00am DIY SOS: Nick Knowles and his trusty team tackle more decorating mishaps. In Plymouth, the Wroe family have suffered a string of disasters while attempting to build a two bedroom extension. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am DIY SOS: Decorating disasters put right by Nick Knowles and his team. In Lancashire, Craig and Vicky need to finish the final room of their new house so they can move off Vicky's mum's sofa. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am DIY SOS: More decorating disasters are rectified by Nick Knowles and his team. In Chelmsford, Karen and her family hope to achieve the kitchen of their dreams after a devastating year. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am DIY SOS Special: Hola: Lowri Turner and Nick Knowles perform emergency DIY in this Espana special. A couple from Halifax have moved to Spain, but their retirement pad is a building site! (1 hour)
- 12:00pm My Dream Derelict Home: Andy Wilson and his wife attempt to sell their Victorian house in order to raise the money to renovate an Edwardian property in Derbyshire and turn it into a family home. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm My Dream Derelict Home: Beautiful homes rise from the ashes of derelict wrecks. A colony of nocturnal creatures drive David and Rosie batty as they renovate a Methodist chapel in Derbyshire. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Amanda Lamb may have to practise her diplomacy skills as Sean tries to realise his dream of building his own home in the face of partner Louise's unconvinced pessimism. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: RAF engineer Robert and wife Lorraine are building a part-rendered, part-weather-boarded 5 bedroom house, which echoes the local surroundings. Amanda Lamb pays them a visit. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Andy and Jan are leaving their 16th century cottage behind in favour of pastures new with some old memories mixed in. A 21st century oak frame should do the trick. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: There's no way that born-and-bred Mancunians Reg and Pauline could say goodbye to their home of 30 years. Finding it too big for just two, they're building in the back garden. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Escape to the Country: Jules Hudson is in East Devon helping a couple who are moving back to the UK from Spain and are armed with a budget of 500,000 pounds. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm DIY SOS: Decorating disasters put right by Nick Knowles and his team. In Lancashire, Craig and Vicky need to finish the final room of their new house so they can move off Vicky's mum's sofa. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm DIY SOS: More decorating disasters are rectified by Nick Knowles and his team. In Chelmsford, Karen and her family hope to achieve the kitchen of their dreams after a devastating year. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm DIY SOS Special: Hola: Lowri Turner and Nick Knowles perform emergency DIY in this Espana special. A couple from Halifax have moved to Spain, but their retirement pad is a building site! (1 hour)
ITVBe (26)
- 5:00pm Dinner Date: Michelle: Culinary dating series. Michelle is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. After dating three, who will be coming back for seconds? (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Dinner Date: Jess: Culinary dating series. Jess from Beckenham chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dinner Date: Matt: Culinary dating series. Matt from Merseyside chooses three dates from five menus. Who will he want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Julia: Culinary dating show. Julia from Gloucester chooses three dates from five menus. Once the dinners have been eaten, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Botched: The Wizard of Schnox: Reality series. Terry makes a breast cancer survivor feel whole again, Paul operates on two sisters' noses, and Terry gets a visit from his wife Heather. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:20am Family Guy: Halloween on Spooner Street: Animated comedy. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family members, friends and neighbours. (30 minutes)
- 12:50am American Dad!: Hurricane!: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls, and the Smiths must fight tooth-and-nail to survive. (30 minutes)
- 1:20am American Dad!: School Lies: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan enrols Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter, but Steve quits to join a street gang instead. (25 minutes)
- 2:15am Superstore: Grand Re-Opening: The store employees prepare for the grand re-opening. Amy and Jonah try and move on from their kiss. (30 minutes)
- 7:35am Emmerdale Omnibus: Omnibus edition of the long-running soap opera. Lachlan takes extreme measures. Frank puts his foot in it. Matty takes a gamble. (3 hours 15 minutes)
- 10:50am Coronation Street Omnibus: Omnibus edition. Abi discovers that no good deed goes unpunished. Johnny becomes the prime suspect in Susie's abduction. Gemma's friends warn her against Henry. (3 hours)
- 3:00pm You've Got Mail: Romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, 1998. A couple meet in an internet chat room and correspond by e-mail while unaware that they are actually business rivals. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 4:15pm You've Got Mail: Romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, 1998. A couple meet in an internet chat room and correspond by e-mail while unaware that they are actually business rivals. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 5:25pm St Trinian's 2: The Legend of...: ...Fritton's Gold. Comedy sequel starring Rupert Everett, 2009. When the girls of St Trinian's learn that their headmistress is related to a pirate, a search for treasure ensues! (1 hour)
- 6:30pm St Trinian's 2: The Legend of...: ...Fritton's Gold. Comedy sequel starring Rupert Everett, 2009. When the girls of St Trinian's learn that their headmistress is related to a pirate, a search for treasure ensues! (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:35pm The Mummy Returns: Fantasy starring Brendan Fraser, 2001. When the mummified corpse of Imhotep is resurrected, Rick O'Connell is forced back into action to save his family. (1 hour)
- 8:40pm The Mummy Returns: Fantasy starring Brendan Fraser, 2001. When the mummified corpse of Imhotep is resurrected, Rick O'Connell is forced back into action to save his family. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 11:50pm Family Guy: Trading Places: Animated comedy. Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 12:55am First Dates: The First Dates restaurant welcomes another batch of singletons as the series returns. Sparks fly between dancers Frankie and Muhala, while Kate and Liam have a lot in common. (S3 Ep1, 6) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 2:05am Tattoo Fixers: Jay gives Ieuan a tribute to his late sister, Sketch evicts the eye on Mike's thigh, Glen tackles Ben's boastful ink, and Alice decorates Abbie's drunken doodle. (S4 Ep10) (55 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Vesuvius: On the morning of the wedding, Ted helps a stressed Barney decide which suit to wear. Lily thinks Robin isn't treating her big day with the gravity it deserves. (S9 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: Daisy: Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Last Forever (Part 1, 2): With Barney and Robin's wedding day over, Ted says goodbye to the gang and prepares to leave for a new life in Chicago, but fate has other plans. (S9 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Return of the Shirt: Ted's views about life and love change when he discovers an old shirt that he previously disliked and suddenly loves the look of it. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Goldbergs: Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Staircase Implementation: This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Focus Attenuation: The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Expedition Approximation: Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Misinterpretation Agitation: A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Prom Equivalency: The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Champagne Reflection: Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of Strictly, Lost and Found, I'm a Celebrity, Blue Planet II, Avatar, The Sex Robots Are Coming and the News? (S10 Ep13) (1 hour)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:55am First Dates: The First Dates restaurant welcomes another batch of singletons as the series returns. Sparks fly between dancers Frankie and Muhala, while Kate and Liam have a lot in common. (S3 Ep1, 6) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 3:05am Tattoo Fixers: Jay gives Ieuan a tribute to his late sister, Sketch evicts the eye on Mike's thigh, Glen tackles Ben's boastful ink, and Alice decorates Abbie's drunken doodle. (S4 Ep10) (55 minutes)
- 11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Vesuvius: On the morning of the wedding, Ted helps a stressed Barney decide which suit to wear. Lily thinks Robin isn't treating her big day with the gravity it deserves. (S9 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Daisy: Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Last Forever (Part 1, 2): With Barney and Robin's wedding day over, Ted says goodbye to the gang and prepares to leave for a new life in Chicago, but fate has other plans. (S9 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Return of the Shirt: Ted's views about life and love change when he discovers an old shirt that he previously disliked and suddenly loves the look of it. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Goldbergs: Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Staircase Implementation: This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Focus Attenuation: The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Expedition Approximation: Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Misinterpretation Agitation: A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Prom Equivalency: The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Champagne Reflection: Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 10:00pm New: Wentworth Prison: Drama series. Vera comes under fire from the press. Jake saves Liz's life. Sonia is crowned the Angel of Wentworth. Rita gets embroiled in Marie's criminal machinations. (S6 Ep 5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (33)
- 7:00am Sooty: The Rainy Day: With heavy rain causing leaks in their caravan's roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem? (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Old Tailor of Pelting Moor: When a man hears about a unique life suit, he simply must have one, little realising the ghastly truth about the material the tailor uses. (10 minutes)
- 7:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Big Head: When he is picked to be a team mascot at the Cup Final, Sammy Slitherall finds fame going to his head. The only known cure - a head shrinking Chinese practitioner. (15 minutes)
- 7:35am Dino Dana: Calling All Plesiosaurs: Edutainment series. Dana and her friend Riley use a time travelling submarine to study the behaviour of prehistoric marine reptiles. (15 minutes)
- 7:55am The Oddbods Show: Double Date: Animated series. Slick accidentally asks both Bubbles and Newt over on the same night. How long can he keep both dinner guests from discovering one another? (10 minutes)
- 8:30am The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Visitor: Comedy series. Ray struggles to tell his father that he and his sons have been living happily together with a non-ghost family. (25 minutes)
- 1:05pm Midsomer Murders: The Animal Within: A woman in search of her uncle finds that he has spread rumours about her and disappeared, but worse is to follow when his corpse is discovered. (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 7:15pm Minions: Animation featuring the voices of Sandra Bullock and Jon Hamm, 2015. Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by super-villain Scarlet Overkill to help take over the world. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 10:55pm The Bourne Ultimatum: Action starring Matt Damon and Julia Styles, 2007. Jason Bourne tries to evade agents out to kill him as he delves into his past. (2 hours)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 6:00pm Midsomer Murders: Blood Wedding: Two weddings are due to take place - Cully's to Simon, and that of local baronet Ned Fitzroy. Then the maid of honour at Fitzroy's nuptials is found murdered. (2 hours)
- 10:00pm Endeavour: Neverland: Crime drama series. When the death of a journalist threatens to expose past horrors, Endeavour and Thursday must overcome corruption in Oxford's corridors of power. (2 hours)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (50 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 12:00pm Napoleon Dynamite: (2004) Offbeat high-school comedy starring Jon Heder. A nerdy teen from an eccentric family gains a new-found respect when he organises a friend's student election campaign. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 5:35pm Picture Perfect: (1997) Romcom starring Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr. An ambitious woman's life goes awry when she fakes her engagement to a wedding photographer in order to get a promotion. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 10:00pm Gladiator: (2000) Drama. Oscar-winner Russell Crowe stars as a betrayed Roman general who seeks revenge through his exploits as a gladiator. With Joaquin Phoenix and Oliver Reed. Violent scenes. (3 hours)
Challenge (46)
- 1:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 5:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 29) (1 hour)
- 6:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 30) (1 hour)
- 10:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 2:00am The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet a family in Windsor who are torn between renovating their four-bed detached home or selling up and moving on. (S3 Ep 6, 7) (1 hour)
- 1:30pm The Simpsons: Apocalypse Cow: Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse, giving it to Mary, a farm girl. Unfortunately, her father thinks the cow is a token of marriage... (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Simpsons: Mona Leaves-a: Homer's mum Mona visits the Simpsons and tells Homer that her days of activism are over. When she suddenly dies, Homer regrets not telling her his true feelings. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Simpsons: The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer: The family adopts a gangster lifestyle after mobster Fat Tony's son declares that he would rather be a chef than his father's heir apparent. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Simpsons: Jazzy and the Pussycats: Bart is prescribed playing the drums instead of taking Ritalin. He's soon invited to join a top jazz group, causing a dejected Lisa to turn her back on music. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Simpsons: G.I. (Annoyed Grunt): Homer accidentally gets signed up for basic training in the army. But Marge and Grandpa get roped in when they try to cajole the army into releasing Homer. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Simpsons: The Day the Violence Died: Bart and Lisa help a homeless man (guest star Kirk Douglas), who claims he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon Ramsay visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the staff are working at full stretch and are on the brink of revolt. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Danny has fallen 20 feet through a skylight. Tara has severe abdominal pains. Her husband keeps her entertained in A&E. Three-year-old Clara has a chickpea stuck up her nose. (S15 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm One Born Every Minute: After taking six years to conceive, Louise and Andy are looking forward to showing their baby off to Andy's worried stepmum Olwen, who's a health care assistant at the hospital. (S10 Ep2) (1 hour)
My5 (54)
- 1:00am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door : Documentary series. When Mandy moved to the countryside, she found herself faced with rotting animal carcasses and a semi-naked neighbour armed with a shotgun. (S4 Ep 5) (1 hour)
- 9:00am Neighbours: Xanthe recalls that it was Finn who was driving the car. Mark and Karl discover who Bea's Patrick really is and alert the police before embarking on a frantic search. (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Neighbours: Will Bea, Elly and Susan be found before it is too late? Sonya goes to Tasmania, where she finds Andrea in a psychiatric ward. Sindi offers to look after The Retreat. (20 minutes)
- 9:45am Neighbours: Paul advises Sonya not to let Toadie know about Andrea, but the damage may already be done. Gary and Clive are surprised to learn that Sheila is helping Xanthe with her studies. (25 minutes)
- 10:10am Neighbours: Xanthe is concealing the full extent of her injuries, but is nonetheless determined to sit her exam next week. Toadie finds out about Sonya's visit to Andrea. (30 minutes)
- 10:40am Neighbours: Susan reveals that her sister Liz - Elly and Bea's mother - is coming to the Bay. Toadie decides to visit Andrea. David and Aaron hire Chloe to plan their wedding. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Alaska: A Year In The Wild : Documentary series narrated by David Suchet. Summer has arrived in Alaska.This sets the scene for one of the world's greatest migrations, the Alaskan salmon run. (S1 Ep 3) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (56)
- 3:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Irradiator: Crime drama. When a family is mercilessly gunned down, evidence points to a domestic dispute. However, Ray comes to believe that an old adversary has returned. (S10 Ep 17) (1 hour)
- 4:05am CSI: New York: Criminal Justice: Crime drama. Stella finds a discrepancy at a murder scene that implicates a district attorney in a different crime. (S6 Ep 12) (55 minutes)
- 10:30am CSI: Miami: Deep Freeze: Crime drama. When a retired footballer is found stabbed to death, Alexx is unable to take the body for an autopsy because the victim wanted to be cryogenically frozen. (S6 Ep 5) (50 minutes)
ITVBe+1 (58)
- 6:00pm Dinner Date: Michelle: Culinary dating series. Michelle is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. After dating three, who will be coming back for seconds? (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dinner Date: Jess: Culinary dating series. Jess from Beckenham chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Matt: Culinary dating series. Matt from Merseyside chooses three dates from five menus. Who will he want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Dinner Date: Julia: Culinary dating show. Julia from Gloucester chooses three dates from five menus. Once the dinners have been eaten, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Botched: The Wizard of Schnox: Reality series. Terry makes a breast cancer survivor feel whole again, Paul operates on two sisters' noses, and Terry gets a visit from his wife Heather. (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 4:00am The Last Man on Earth: Valhalla: The post-apocalyptic comedy that's unlike anything you've seen before. The gang mourn the passing of a friend. Todd and Melissa deal with her surprise proposal. (35 minutes)
- 4:35am The Last Man on Earth: Fish in the Dish: Kristen Schaal stars in the inventive post-apocalyptic comedy. Carol wants to repopulate the world again - bad news for Phil! Todd is tipped over the edge. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson, May and Hammond drive off into the sunset in the last episode to feature the much-discussed trio. The boys are up to no good as they test classic cars and 4x4s. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 5:20pm Top Gear: Burma Special: The lads are on a mission to build a bridge over the River Kwai, but first they must drive across Burma - a nation largely closed to Westerners - in three rickety lorries! (2 hours 40 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 11:30am Nadiya's Family Favourites: 1, 8. Family Days Out: Nadiya Hussain shows how to create dishes to compliment any kind of day. This episode includes a warming chai spiced vermicelli and a feast of prawn saffron biryani. (30 minutes)
- 6:20pm Wreck-It Ralph: Animated ode to computer games. Wreck-It Ralph, the villain of a classic 8-bit arcade game, decides he no longer wants to be the bad guy and embarks on a quest to be good. (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 8:40pm Casualty: Bea tries to help Alicia, but will she be able to face up to what happened with Eddie? Ruby tries to build bridges with both her teammates and patients. (50 minutes)
- 9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 3, 6. iMammy (Batteries Not Included): Comedy series. Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood. Contains adult humour and some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 10:20pm Pretty Woman: When a corporate mogul (Richard Gere) is lost in downtown Hollywood, a streetwise prostitute (Julia Roberts) helps him get back to Beverly Hills. Contains some strong language. (1 hour 55 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 2:35am Life and Death Row: In Cold Blood: Former US Marine John Ramirez has seven days left on Death Row to fight his execution. Contains some strong language and disturbing scenes. (1 hour)
- 8:30am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve Backshall: CBBC. Kings of the Sky: Steve discovers just what it takes to be a terror from the skies. He starts by strapping himself into one of Britain's fastest wind tunnels. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am David Attenborough's Natural Curiosities: Armoured Animals: Both the rhino and the hedgehog protect their bodies with formidable armour. Are these defences really what they seem? (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Second Chance Summer: Tuscany: 6, 6. With their main responsibilities on the farm coming to an end, the group throw themselves into community life and enjoy their last few days together in Tuscany. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Simply Nigella: 6, 7. Nigella delivers her final serving of feelgood food. Recipes include steamed clams with Thai basil, toasty olive oil granola and griddled halloumi with a sweet chilli sauce. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Kew on a Plate: 2, 4. Summer: Gardening and cooking show with Raymond Blanc and Kate Humble. Summer has arrived and there are new crops to tend, harvest and cook with, including carrots and cacao. (1 hour)
- 1:30pm Garden Rescue: 22, 25. East Preston, West Sussex: Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich brothers are asked to design a wildlife haven for a young family in West Sussex. (45 minutes)
- 4:00pm Ben and James versus the Arabian Desert: 1, 3. James Cracknell and Ben Fogle travel across the world's largest sand desert. In this episode they train with Bedouins and push themselves and their friendship to the limit. (1 hour)
- 5:50pm Supercharged Otters: Cameraman Charlie Hamilton James has filmed otters more than anyone else and now, through the eyes of three orphaned river otters, he reveals their survival secrets. (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Touretteshero: Me, My Mouth and I: A 60-minute film exploring neuro-diversity in the arts through the work of Samuel Beckett from disabled performer Jess Thom's personal perspective. Contains very strong language. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom: Idris Elba and Naomie Harris star in a biopic based on Nelson Mandela's autobiography. Contains some strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
ITV HD (103)
- 6:00am Sooty: The Rainy Day: With heavy rain causing leaks in their caravan's roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Old Tailor of Pelting Moor: When a man hears about a unique life suit, he simply must have one, little realising the ghastly truth about the material the tailor uses. (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Big Head: When he is picked to be a team mascot at the Cup Final, Sammy Slitherall finds fame going to his head. The only known cure - a head shrinking Chinese practitioner. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dana: Calling All Plesiosaurs: Edutainment series. Dana and her friend Riley use a time travelling submarine to study the behaviour of prehistoric marine reptiles. (15 minutes)
- 6:55am The Oddbods Show: Double Date: Animated series. Slick accidentally asks both Bubbles and Newt over on the same night. How long can he keep both dinner guests from discovering one another? (10 minutes)
- 7:30am The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Visitor: Comedy series. Ray struggles to tell his father that he and his sons have been living happily together with a non-ghost family. (25 minutes)
- 12:05pm Midsomer Murders: The Animal Within: A woman in search of her uncle finds that he has spread rumours about her and disappeared, but worse is to follow when his corpse is discovered. (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 6:15pm Minions: Animation featuring the voices of Sandra Bullock and Jon Hamm, 2015. Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by super-villain Scarlet Overkill to help take over the world. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 9:55pm The Bourne Ultimatum: Action starring Matt Damon and Julia Styles, 2007. Jason Bourne tries to evade agents out to kill him as he delves into his past. (2 hours)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:15am Stath Lets Flats: A Completely Football: Stath takes desperate measures to get on the annual inter-agency football tournament when he finds out he's been dropped from the team. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 12:40am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 2:20am Lookalikes: Tim is overlooked as leading man in a new stage play when a handsome interloper comes to town. Andy gets a lifeline when he's asked to provide security at an 18th birthday party. (S2 Ep3, 4) (25 minutes)
- 8:25am Frasier: The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl: It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (30 minutes)
- 8:55am Frasier: The Last Time I Saw Maris: Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:20am The Simpsons: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (30 minutes)
- 10:50am The Simpsons: The PTA Disbands: Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA... (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the rural outskirts of Leeds, where Karl loves the idyllic location, but Paul finds their home too isolated and wants to move. (S3 Ep7, 7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:05pm Inside Bentley: A Great British...: ...Motor Car: For the first time, Bentley invite cameras behind the scenes. This documentary visits the factory, the showrooms and the secret upgrades department. (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm Great Canal Journeys: India: Timothy West and Pru Scales strike out onto the rarely navigated Brahmaputra river in the far north of India where they meet a community of monks and hitch a ride on an elephant. (S7 Ep2, 2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Kingsman: The Secret Service: (2014) Violent action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London lad is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed special agents. Strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (50 minutes)
- 4:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) (45 minutes)
- 4:45am House Doctor: Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) (25 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 1:15am Stath Lets Flats: A Completely Football: Stath takes desperate measures to get on the annual inter-agency football tournament when he finds out he's been dropped from the team. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 1:40am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 3:20am Lookalikes: Tim is overlooked as leading man in a new stage play when a handsome interloper comes to town. Andy gets a lifeline when he's asked to provide security at an 18th birthday party. (S2 Ep3, 4) (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Frasier: The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl: It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Frasier: The Last Time I Saw Maris: Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:20am The Simpsons: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (30 minutes)
- 11:50am The Simpsons: The PTA Disbands: Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA... (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the rural outskirts of Leeds, where Karl loves the idyllic location, but Paul finds their home too isolated and wants to move. (S3 Ep7, 7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:05pm Inside Bentley: A Great British...: ...Motor Car: For the first time, Bentley invite cameras behind the scenes. This documentary visits the factory, the showrooms and the secret upgrades department. (55 minutes)
- 9:00pm Great Canal Journeys: India: Timothy West and Pru Scales strike out onto the rarely navigated Brahmaputra river in the far north of India where they meet a community of monks and hitch a ride on an elephant. (S7 Ep2, 2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Kingsman: The Secret Service: (2014) Violent action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London lad is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed special agents. Strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 2:00am The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet a family in Windsor who are torn between renovating their four-bed detached home or selling up and moving on. (S3 Ep 6, 7) (1 hour)
- 1:30pm The Simpsons: Apocalypse Cow: Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse, giving it to Mary, a farm girl. Unfortunately, her father thinks the cow is a token of marriage... (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Simpsons: Mona Leaves-a: Homer's mum Mona visits the Simpsons and tells Homer that her days of activism are over. When she suddenly dies, Homer regrets not telling her his true feelings. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Simpsons: The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer: The family adopts a gangster lifestyle after mobster Fat Tony's son declares that he would rather be a chef than his father's heir apparent. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Simpsons: Jazzy and the Pussycats: Bart is prescribed playing the drums instead of taking Ritalin. He's soon invited to join a top jazz group, causing a dejected Lisa to turn her back on music. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Simpsons: G.I. (Annoyed Grunt): Homer accidentally gets signed up for basic training in the army. But Marge and Grandpa get roped in when they try to cajole the army into releasing Homer. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Simpsons: The Day the Violence Died: Bart and Lisa help a homeless man (guest star Kirk Douglas), who claims he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon Ramsay visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the staff are working at full stretch and are on the brink of revolt. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Danny has fallen 20 feet through a skylight. Tara has severe abdominal pains. Her husband keeps her entertained in A&E. Three-year-old Clara has a chickpea stuck up her nose. (S15 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm One Born Every Minute: After taking six years to conceive, Louise and Andy are looking forward to showing their baby off to Andy's worried stepmum Olwen, who's a health care assistant at the hospital. (S10 Ep2) (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:20am The Zoo: 1, 15. Risky Business: Gorilla Jurgen isn't convinced that the birds are the zoo's most dangerous animals. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 11:55am Strange Hill High: 6, 13. Crushing Embarrassment: Animated series. It is April Fools' Day and Mitchell is pranking everyone, but the embarrassment he causes makes something stir beneath the school. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: Learning to Fly: Documentary showing what it's like to be an air cadet, taking to the skies with Kallen and Lottie as they are handed control of an aeroplane for the first time. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Our School 2: Where the Heart Is: Documentary series following Year 7 students. Sam, who has just moved to the area, and twins Josh and Daniel try to settle into Year 7. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Beyond Bionic: 7, 30. Grasshopper: Andy Torbet takes on the grasshopper as his jumping skills are put to the test. He tests tech, tries trampolines and turns to science. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: 7, 13. Historical sketch show. Joan of Arc gets a visit from an angel, a pirate captain makes his crew dress like ladies and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:45am Dinopaws: The Thing That Made Tony Feel Safe: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws almost get swept away on a windswept plain. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Big Boots: Children's animation. Bing and Sula are in the park playing at being giants and splashing in puddles with their big boots. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:50am The Furchester Hotel: Dinosaur In Room 223: Preschool puppet show. A dinosaur surprises Elmo, then seems to disappear. The Furchesters go on a dino hunt to find their oldest, biggest guest. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:15am Octonauts: 15, 22. Triggerfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When he is carried away by a cyclonic waterspout, Kwazii finds himself stranded. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Great Breakout: Animated series. When Mr McGregor captures the whole squirrel tribe in his garden, Peter must stage a mass breakout to save his friends. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:20am Sarah & Duck: 9, 41. Sit Shop: Animation about the adventures of seven-year-old Sarah and her best friend Duck. When Duck's chair breaks, a bus trip to a very special shop is in order. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:30am Bitz and Bob: 1, 22. Castle Makeover: Bob wants his castle to be like Bitz's, but things don't go to plan with Bevel in charge. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:45am Octonauts Special: The Mariana Trench...: ...Adventure. Special episode of the animated deep sea adventure series. Tweak has designed a brand new deep sea station to study the deepest, darkest reaches of the ocean. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 10:45am Andy's Dinosaur Adventures: 7, 20. Cynodont and Lichen: Andy travels back in time 220 million years to the time of cynodont. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:20am Footy Pups: 13, 30. Winning the Ball: Preschool sports series. Rachel teaches the team about winning the ball. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Where in the World?: 11, 20. Angel, Tyra and Mario: Angel Takes Care of an Injured Pigeon: Preschool series. In Peru, Ghana and Italy we visit three children who are all having a very busy day. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Bitz and Bob: 13, 22. Periscope Peril: Animated preschool series. Bitz has to unfreeze Bob, Bevel and Purl and get a tiara back from two castle trolls who have stolen it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 4:10pm Junk Rescue: 5, 30. Plastic Bags: Preschool series about upcycling. Danny finds some torn plastic bags, and Zoe and the Junkyard Helpers make useful items from cardboard egg boxes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:25pm Apple Tree House: Dinosaur Bones: Preschool drama series. When a mysterious bone is discovered in the community garden at Apple Tree House, the children's imaginations begin to race. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: 11, 25. Sabre-Toothed Cat and Roar: Andy travels back in time to visit the sabre-toothed cat, but ends up shrinking himself. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Treasure Champs: 1, 15. Courage: Preschool show about moral values. Kari is scared of playing her trumpet in front of the Treasure Champs, so Barry teaches her about courage. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:15pm Katie Morag: 5, 13. Katie Morag and the Carrot Competition: Neilly Beag and Grannie Island compete to grow the biggest carrot. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:30pm Sarah & Duck: Moon's Exhibition: Animation. A trip to the art gallery unexpectedly helps Duck with the hunt for his lost toy Rhino. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. But I Am Completely Hearing and Also Listening: Charlie and Lola miss a party because Lola doesn't listen to Arnold Wolf's instructions. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Sooty: The Rainy Day: With heavy rain causing leaks in their caravan's roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Old Tailor of Pelting Moor: When a man hears about a unique life suit, he simply must have one, little realising the ghastly truth about the material the tailor uses. (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Big Head: When he is picked to be a team mascot at the Cup Final, Sammy Slitherall finds fame going to his head. The only known cure - a head shrinking Chinese practitioner. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dana: Calling All Plesiosaurs: Edutainment series. Dana and her friend Riley use a time travelling submarine to study the behaviour of prehistoric marine reptiles. (15 minutes)
- 6:55am The Oddbods Show: Double Date: Animated series. Slick accidentally asks both Bubbles and Newt over on the same night. How long can he keep both dinner guests from discovering one another? (10 minutes)
- 7:30am The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Visitor: Comedy series. Ray struggles to tell his father that he and his sons have been living happily together with a non-ghost family. (25 minutes)
- 8:40am Wishfart: Clip, Clop, We Won't Stop: Dez's old shoes come to life and demand that he completes a ridiculous childhood bucket list, but when Dez tries refusing, the shoes wear him down. (15 minutes)
- 11:10am Pokemon: Sun & Moon - Ultra Adventures: Deceiving Appearances!: Ash and his friends visit the Aether Paradise. A Pokemon called Ditto escapes from there and has to be tracked down. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Camping: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. An old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at scout camp as a boy, and he plans a night under the stars. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Chocks Away: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. When his model aeroplane is blown out of the sky by a rival kid's, Mr Bean sets his sights on revenge. (15 minutes)
- 4:25pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Perfect Parents: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry discovers that sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Single Sock Saga: Animated adventures. It is sock sorting time again, but this time Henry finds he has got a secret helper. (15 minutes)
- 4:55pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Tells the Truth: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry discovers that telling the truth is not always easy, especially when it involves Moody Margaret. (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Phantom Phone: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry has finally got his very own mobile phone - or has he? (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:20am The Zoo: 1, 15. Risky Business: Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. Who's the most dangerous animal at the zoo? Rumour has it that it's the birds, but gorilla Jurgen is unconvinced. (10 minutes)
- 11:55am Strange Hill High: 6, 13. Crushing Embarrassment: Animated series. It is April Fools' Day and Mitchell is pranking everyone, but the embarrassment he is causing is making something stir beneath the school. (25 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: Learning to Fly: Documentary showing what it's like to be an air cadet, taking to the skies with Kallen and Lottie as they are handed control of an aeroplane for the first time. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Our School 2: Where the Heart Is: Documentary series following Year 7 students. Sam, who has just moved to the area, and twins Josh and Daniel try to settle into Year 7. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Beyond Bionic: 7, 30. Grasshopper: Andy Torbet takes on the grasshopper as his jumping skills are put to the test. He tests tech, tries trampolines and turns to science. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: 7, 13. Historical sketch show. Joan of Arc gets a visit from an angel, a pirate captain makes his crew dress like ladies and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap. (30 minutes)
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