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Friday 20th July
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 9:15am Matron, Medicine and Me: 5, 5. Denise Lewis: Denise Lewis returns to New Cross Hospital, where her grandmother worked as a nurse. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. Featuring a look at an ambitious development of a former church in Preston on the Hill and properties in Stony Stratford and London's Streatham. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Heir Hunters with Michael Buerk: 15, 20. The death of David Ray reveals the separate lives of a father and son in the same house. An act of bravery is uncovered in the search for David Walker's heirs. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 15, 32. Wetherby: Charlie Ross presents from the Wetherby Racecourse in Yorkshire. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 5, 37. Soap opera based around a Dublin Garda station. Rory has a grave secret and a bullet missing so must lie to his grandad, Jim. Patricia feels besieged. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 2:30pm Escape to the Country: Norfolk: Ginny Buckley is helping a house-hunting couple with a £900,000 budget move back from France and find an impressive rural retreat in the Norfolk countryside. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm EastEnders: Mick tries to get to the bottom of what is going on. Hayley sets her mind to a new venture. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Still Open All Hours: 5, 7. Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be off. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:15am The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan: 1, 3. Romesh Ranganathan travels to some of the most unlikely places. Romesh finds out if there is more to Haiti than the headlines. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30am Matron, Medicine and Me: 4, 5. Cerrie Burnell: Cerrie Burnell, who was born with one arm which ends near the elbow, looks at how the NHS has served disabled people across its history. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:15am Heir Hunters with Michael Buerk: 14, 20. Michael Buerk and the team respond to an appeal and uncover a significant family wealth. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Secrets of the Castle: 5, 5. Ruth Goodman, Peter Ginn and Tom Pinfold learn how to build a medieval castle. The team come together to help construct a spectacular limestone window for the chapel. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:15pm Hidden Kingdoms: 3, 3. Urban Jungles: Wildlife from the perspective of tiny creatures. A marmoset confronts the dangers of Rio's streets, and a rhinoceros beetle seeks sanctuary in Tokyo. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 10, 20. High Street Kensington to London Bridge: On the last of his journeys in the capital, Michael Portillo explores Albertopolis. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm Louis Theroux: Dark States - Murder...: ...in Milwaukee. 3, 3. Louis spends time with the Milwaukee Police Department as they patrol District 5. Contains very strong language and upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy feels betrayed. David is heartbroken. Matty takes a gamble. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Liz implores a desperate Johnny to back down. Eileen resolves to save Steve from a fate worse than death. Kayla makes Craig doubt his choice of career. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Tracy interrupts Eileen's intervention attempt. Kayla berates Bethany for interfering in Craig's life. Gemma's friends warn her against Henry. (30 minutes)
- 10:45pm Crank: Action starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart, 2006. An assassin is injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 2:30am The Supervet: A Staffordshire bull terrier has a complete paralysis in his back legs and a Devon rex cat is struck by a car, leaving its owner with a tough decision. (S4 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
- 4:35am Getting Rich from the Housing...: ...Crisis: Channel 4 Dispatches: As Britain faces a major housing shortage, why do some of those who are responsible for providing social housing seem to be doing so well out of the crisis? (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Kisses Sweeter than Wine: On the day he's hosting a wine tasting party, Frasier employs a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, who takes the whole apartment apart. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Sleeping with the Enemy: Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead? (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror IV: The Simpsons' Halloween Special IV sees Homer sell his soul to the devil for a doughnut, while a goblin is intent on sabotaging the school bus. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Damon begs Zack to help him throw Holly a hen do, after she organises Damon a football themed celebration. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (50 minutes)
- 4:00am Britain's Greatest Bridges: Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story behind the design and construction of Brunel's famous bridge over the picturesque Avon gorge at Bristol. (45 minutes)
- 4:45am House Doctor: Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2) (25 minutes)
- 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast : Hands-on history travelogue. Tony visits the Lake District, where he gets an exclusive tour of the only inhabited island on Derwentwater and learns how to cook chutney. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
ITV2 (6)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Frank puts his foot in it. Liv points the finger. Matty finds his feet. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Frank puts his foot in it. Liv points the finger. Matty finds his feet. (1 hour)
- 8:30pm Superstore: Grand Re-Opening: The store employees prepare for the grand re-opening. Amy and Jonah try and move on from their kiss. (30 minutes)
- 10:50pm Family Guy: The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair: Animated comedy. When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes too involved and starts freaking everyone out. (30 minutes)
- 11:20pm Family Guy: Halloween on Spooner Street: Animated comedy. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family members, friends and neighbours. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm American Dad!: Hurricane!: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls, and the Smiths must fight tooth-and-nail to survive. (30 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 3:00am Air Ambulance ER: Pressure mounts as teams race to the scene of a traffic accident when a family car plummets into a ravine. Concerns grow, too, for an injured jockey. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 8:00am House: The Itch: An agoraphobic feels the sharp end of House's scapel-sharp wit. Meanwhile, the Doc meets his malady match in an aggravating itch that he cannot seem to scratch.(S5, ep 7) (1 hour)
- 9:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm House: Emancipation: A 16-year-old girl is rushed to Princeton-Plainsboro and subjected to House's withering putdowns. Meanwhile, Foreman begins to doubt his abilities. (S5, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Hooten & The Lady: Bhutan: Lady Alex and Hooten travel to the Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan, where they search for an ancient scroll written by the Buddha himself. Violence, flashing images. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Force: Essex: No Country for Old Men: In Southend, a man is hunted down after he's spotted on CCTV cameras snatching a woman's hand bag. (S4, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Caught On Dashcam: A countdown of the most incredible, hilarious and spectacular real life crashes in the world - all caught on dashcam. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 3:00am The Last Man on Earth: Silent Night: Flight of the Conchords' Kristen Schaal stars in the post-apocalyptic comedy. Gail has to operate on Phil #2. Melissa and Todd try to patch up their relationship. (35 minutes)
- 3:35am The Last Man on Earth: Pitch Black: Post-apocalyptic US comedy. Mike's capsule hurtles back to Earth, but the last man in space doesn't know there are survivors - including his idiot brother Tandy! (25 minutes)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: Opinionated motoring news, views and features with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. The lads pay homage to British Leyland and put some vintage BL models to the test. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: Plenty of fast cars - but no fracas. Richard and James get together some ageing camper vans and a small troop of touring car drivers for Top Gear's inaugural Motorhome Grand Prix! (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Opinionated motoring news, views and features with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. The lads pay homage to British Leyland and put some vintage BL models to the test. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 1:40am Our Guy in Russia: Guy Martin rides with Vladimir Putin's biker gang in Moscow, persuades a mysterious man to let him drive his Zil limousine through Red Square and takes the controls in a Soviet jet. (Ep1, 3) (55 minutes)
- 3:30am The Supervet: A Staffordshire bull terrier has a complete paralysis in his back legs and a Devon rex cat is struck by a car, leaving its owner with a tough decision. (S4 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
- 5:35am Getting Rich from the Housing...: ...Crisis: Channel 4 Dispatches: As Britain faces a major housing shortage, why do some of those who are responsible for providing social housing seem to be doing so well out of the crisis? (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Frasier: Kisses Sweeter than Wine: On the day he's hosting a wine tasting party, Frasier employs a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, who takes the whole apartment apart. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Sleeping with the Enemy: Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead? (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror IV: The Simpsons' Halloween Special IV sees Homer sell his soul to the devil for a doughnut, while a goblin is intent on sabotaging the school bus. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Damon begs Zack to help him throw Holly a hen do, after she organises Damon a football themed celebration. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 1:15am Outlander: Brand new series - Best Laid Schemes: Claire and Jamie plot to stop a trade deal. When Claire learns Jamie has gone back on his word, there are dire consequences for the couple. (S2 Ep6, 13) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am The Good Wife: Double Jeopardy: Cary tries to stack the deck against Alicia during the trial of a man accused of murdering his wife. Meanwhile, Childs resorts to dirty tricks. (S2 Ep2, 23) (55 minutes)
- 8:55am Food Unwrapped: How do crumpets get filled with holes? How come baby food has such a long shelf-life? And why's mascarpone more expensive that other soft cheeses? (S13 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
- 4:50pm Great Canal Journeys: Prunella Scales and Timothy West travel along the Llangollen Canal in north Wales, one of the world's most picturesque canal journeys. (S1 Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Oana the anoa and capybara Lochley give birth. Tiger mum Kirana's sons are moved to other zoos to start their own families. Young monkey Rocky won't heed his mum's life lessons. (S2 Ep4, 6) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm The Supervet: The Supervet treats a cockapoo puppy called Henry with a fractured neck, and a Romanian stray known as Geoffrey whose front legs are so badly deformed that he can barely walk. (S5 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud catches up with artists Freddie and Ben and their huge, listed timber-framed barn in Essex to see how they're adjusting to rural life a year after finishing their project. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Joan has severe pain in her chest, arm and jaw. Roofer Mark has fallen 10 feet off a ladder. And Josie fell and hit her head while performing a Dirty Dancing routine on a hen do. (S13 Ep8) (1 hour)
Film4 (15)
- 4:15pm Operation Petticoat: (1959) Second World War comedy. Tony Curtis and Cary Grant play members of the crew of a submarine that's painted bright pink just as the Japanese launch their assault in the Pacific. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 9:00pm Mission: Impossible - Ghost...: ...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise with Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Really (17)
- 10:00am DIY SOS: The Big Build: Halifax: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Halifax where they have just nine days to transform a house for eight-year-old Josh, who is paralysed, and his family. (1 hour)
- 11:00am DIY SOS: Lymington: Home transformations courtesy of Nick Knowles and the team. In Lymington, Carrie and Rob need help with a kitchen makeover that has gone drastically awry. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am DIY SOS: Sheffield: DIY disasters remedied by Nick Knowles and the crew. The Pickerings have been sleeping in full view of their neighbours ever since Shelley destroyed an internal wall. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm My Ghost Story: The Demon Shadow: Spooky stories of the paranormal told by those who captured their hauntings on tape. This edition includes scary sightings of a spirit colonel at a Kansas hotel. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Help! My House Is Haunted: Three paranormal investigators travel the UK to help families reclaim their homes from unwelcome spirits. The team are at The Leopard Inn, a historic hotel with hidden secrets. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Most Haunted: Spook-searching with Yvette and co! Whatever was making itself known to the team at Llanfyllin workhouse is still evident as something seems to be following Yvette from the shadows. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:00am Coast: Dublin to Derry: Neil Oliver and team reveal living history found around the British Isles. Between Dublin and Derry, Miranda Krestovnikoff visits a unique horse race by the sea. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 9:00am Coast: Dublin to Derry: Neil Oliver and team reveal living history found around the British Isles. Between Dublin and Derry, Miranda Krestovnikoff visits a unique horse race by the sea. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: America's Jungle City: Henry Ford's Fordlandia Rubber Town has been left to rot in the Amazon Rainforest, but it was once a symbol of the American dream. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Planet Earth: Ocean Deep: Witness our planet in its natural glory. David Attenborough looks at life deep undersea, where a 30-tonne whale shark hunts and vampire squid employ bioluminescence. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Coast: Dublin to Derry: Neil Oliver and team reveal living history found around the British Isles. Between Dublin and Derry, Miranda Krestovnikoff visits a unique horse race by the sea. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Abandoned Engineering: America's Jungle City: Henry Ford's Fordlandia Rubber Town has been left to rot in the Amazon Rainforest, but it was once a symbol of the American dream. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm History's Ultimate Spies: Learn about the wily characters from history who pulled strings. Thomas Cromwell's cloak-and-dagger work helped steer Henry VIII through his troubles with Rome and several wives. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Abandoned Engineering: America's Jungle City: Henry Ford's Fordlandia Rubber Town has been left to rot in the Amazon Rainforest, but it was once a symbol of the American dream. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 9:00am Casualty: Smoke and Mirrors: Doctors turn detectives in the ED long-runner, as Tom and Sam must work together to uncover the tangle of secrets between three students. (1 hour)
- 1:05pm Last of the Summer Wine: The Glamour of the Uniform: Laughs and lovely scenery with the three old scallywags. Howard threatens his wife Pearl that he will leave home and join the French Foreign Legion. (35 minutes)
- 7:20pm Last of the Summer Wine: The Glamour of the Uniform: Laughs and lovely scenery with the three old scallywags. Howard threatens his wife Pearl that he will leave home and join the French Foreign Legion. (40 minutes)
- 9:00pm Father Brown: The Judgement of Man: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric of the Cotswolds. Brown becomes embroiled in an art heist masterminded by his adversary Flambeau. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 1:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Crime drama. Catherine and Vartann stake out a drugs lab, while the discovery of a woman's body leads Ray and Nick into a murky underground fetish scene. (S10 Ep 16) (1 hour)
- 2:05am CSI: New York: Second Chances: Crime drama. The murder of a former drug addict uncovers a sinister insurance scam worth millions of dollars. (S6 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 3:05am CSI: New York: Personal Foul: New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. The CSIs investigate the death of a fan at a baseball game. The search for the taxi-cab killer continues. (S4 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
- 9:30am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. Stalkers turn an innocent teenage swimming star into a sex symbol by posting photographs of her online. (S6 Ep 2) (40 minutes)
- 1:05pm NCIS: Recovery: American crime drama. The team investigates the cause of a mysterious death involving an NCIS armoury employee that was discovered four months after the Navy Yard bombings. (S10 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
- 2:00pm NCIS: Phoenix: American crime drama. While on medical leave, Ducky decides to reopen a 12-year-old case by ordering the exhumation of a Navy commander's body. (S10 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Hit and Run: American crime drama. The NCIS team investigates a Marine's car accident and ignites some upsetting memories for Abby as a young girl on the trail of her first case. (S10 Ep 13) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 8:55am The Professionals: A Hiding to Nothing: When a ministerial secretary leaks information from a summit meeting to her lover, Doyle is assigned to check on security at the event. (1 hour)
- 9:55am Minder: Back in Good Old England: Terry's pleasure at seeing 'Oily' Wragg again is cut short by the appearance of some less friendly faces from the past. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Professionals: The Acorn Syndrome: Bodie and Doyle stalk East German agents who are blackmailing a government employee whose daughter they have kidnapped. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Krays: Hard-hitting true crime drama starring Gary Kemp and Martin Kemp, 1990. The life of the infamous twin crime lords from their childhood to their inevitable downfall. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm The Krays: Hard-hitting true crime drama starring Gary Kemp and Martin Kemp, 1990. The life of the infamous twin crime lords from their childhood to their inevitable downfall. (1 hour 30 minutes)
Home (25)
- 9:00am DIY SOS: Nick Knowles and his trusty team tackle more decorating mishaps. In Plymouth, the Wroe family have suffered a string of disasters while attempting to build a two bedroom extension. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am My Dream Derelict Home: Dereliction needn't mean disaster in this innovative property series. Dylan and Veronica huddle together in a cramped caravan while they restore a derelict workshop. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm DIY SOS: Nick Knowles and his trusty team tackle more decorating mishaps. In Plymouth, the Wroe family have suffered a string of disasters while attempting to build a two bedroom extension. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm My Dream Derelict Home: Dereliction needn't mean disaster in this innovative property series. Dylan and Veronica huddle together in a cramped caravan while they restore a derelict workshop. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Kitchen SOS: Matt and Craig: Kerr Drummond and Nadia Sawalha help kitchens in need. In Cardiff, Matt and Craig try to turn their kitchen from a glorified corridor to a place to cook (16, 20). (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Kitchen SOS: Fairman Family: Kerr Drummond and Nadia Sawalha spruce up tired kitchens. They try and bring the sun-drenched colours of the Maldives to a Kent family kitchen. (30 minutes)
ITVBe (26)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Jess: Culinary dating series. Jess from Beckenham chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Botched: Breast Greedy: US reality series. Dr Nassif performs a rhinoplasty on a woman who had her first nose job at 12. Dr Dubrow works on a patient who wants to retire her Baywatch boobs. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Botched: The Wizard of Schnox: Reality series. Terry makes a breast cancer survivor feel whole again, Paul operates on two sisters' noses, and Terry gets a visit from his wife Heather. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 1:20am American Dad!: I Am the Walrus: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. Stan's status as the dominant male in the household is under threat from Steve. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Frank puts his foot in it. Liv points the finger. Matty finds his feet. (1 hour)
- 1:15pm Emmerdale: Frank puts his foot in it. Liv points the finger. Matty finds his feet. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm Superstore: Grand Re-Opening: The store employees prepare for the grand re-opening. Amy and Jonah try and move on from their kiss. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Family Guy: The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair: Animated comedy. When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes too involved and starts freaking everyone out. (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 2:10am First Dates: Computer programmer Andrew has been single for over a decade. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps James and Andrew are back in the restaurant. (50 minutes)
- 3:00am Tattoo Fixers: Alice covers Tara's childish crayon, Glen rids Alex of his hero-worshipping howler, Sketch helps tame Aaron's little monster and Jay suffers a case of beard envy. (S4 Ep9) (50 minutes)
- 3:50am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22, 22) (25 minutes)
- 4:15am How I Met Your Mother: Pilot: Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1, 22) (20 minutes)
- 4:35am How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Ellie is trying her best to make everything perfect for Alfie coming out of hospital. Alfie opens up to Yazz and, unable to contain her feelings, Yazz kisses Alfie, and he kisses her back. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Diane and Tony are told Dee Dee must undergo a potentially fatal treatment to get better. They are all reluctant and decide the treatment is too risky. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am black-ish: Fifty-Three Per Cent: Dre and Rainbow's therapist suggests they find time for a date night. Jack and Diane make the most of an inflatable bouncy house. (S4 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am black-ish: Blue Valentime: Tensions run high between Dre and Rainbow as their builder arrives to remodel the kitchen, but Dre is still able to recall their good times. (S4 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Return of the Shirt: Ted's views about life and love change when he discovers an old shirt that he previously disliked and suddenly loves the look of it. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm black-ish: The Real World: Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm black-ish: Switch Hitting: An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: Smother's Day: Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6, 17) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7, 17) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Holly struggles with the revelation that Zack is in love with her. Hunter decides to throw Yazz an Ibiza beach-rave themed party for her 18th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6, 17) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 1:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11, 24) (25 minutes)
- 1:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:10am First Dates: Computer programmer Andrew has been single for over a decade. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps James and Andrew are back in the restaurant. (50 minutes)
- 4:00am Tattoo Fixers: Alice covers Tara's childish crayon, Glen rids Alex of his hero-worshipping howler, Sketch helps tame Aaron's little monster and Jay suffers a case of beard envy. (S4 Ep9) (50 minutes)
- 4:50am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22, 22) (25 minutes)
- 5:15am How I Met Your Mother: Pilot: Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1, 22) (20 minutes)
- 5:35am How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Ellie is trying her best to make everything perfect for Alfie coming out of hospital. Alfie opens up to Yazz and, unable to contain her feelings, Yazz kisses Alfie, and he kisses her back. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Diane and Tony are told Dee Dee must undergo a potentially fatal treatment to get better. They are all reluctant and decide the treatment is too risky. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am black-ish: Fifty-Three Per Cent: Dre and Rainbow's therapist suggests they find time for a date night. Jack and Diane make the most of an inflatable bouncy house. (S4 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am black-ish: Blue Valentime: Tensions run high between Dre and Rainbow as their builder arrives to remodel the kitchen, but Dre is still able to recall their good times. (S4 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Return of the Shirt: Ted's views about life and love change when he discovers an old shirt that he previously disliked and suddenly loves the look of it. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm black-ish: The Real World: Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm black-ish: Switch Hitting: An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: Smother's Day: Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6, 17) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7, 17) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Holly struggles with the revelation that Zack is in love with her. Hunter decides to throw Yazz an Ibiza beach-rave themed party for her 18th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6, 17) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: Ty heads into the bush and hurts his ankle, leaving him unable to walk. He is found by John and Alf and taken to hospital, where he admits that he is gay, leaving Raffy desolate. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Expendables 3: Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:10pm The Expendables 3: Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) (1 hour 20 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy feels betrayed. David is heartbroken. Matty takes a gamble. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Liz implores a desperate Johnny to back down. Eileen resolves to save Steve from a fate worse than death. Kayla makes Craig doubt his choice of career. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Coronation Street: Tracy interrupts Eileen's intervention attempt. Kayla berates Bethany for interfering in Craig's life. Gemma's friends warn her against Henry. (30 minutes)
- 11:45pm Crank: Action starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart, 2006. An assassin is injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. (1 hour 40 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 6:00pm Agatha Christie's Marple: Why Didn't They Ask Evans?: Miss Marple must reveal the devastating truth behind a series of murders in order to solve the riddle of a dying man's enigmatic last words. (55 minutes)
- 6:55pm Heartbeat: Old Scores: The return of a convicted rapist to Aidensfield sparks local anger. Rob is surprised when an old flame arrives from CID. Peggy helps an old redcoat pal back on his feet. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote: The Scent of Murder: Classic US murder mystery drama series. Seth Hazlett takes Jessica to visit his cousin Buford - who he has been estranged from - while on a trip to Florida. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Foyle's War: The Russian House: Foyle and Sam travel to London to track down the suspected killer of Sam's boss, leading them to an international conspiracy that could topple the government. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (50 minutes)
- 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast : Hands-on history travelogue. Tony visits the Lake District, where he gets an exclusive tour of the only inhabited island on Derwentwater and learns how to cook chutney. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
Film4+1 (45)
- 5:15pm Operation Petticoat: (1959) Second World War comedy. Tony Curtis and Cary Grant play members of the crew of a submarine that's painted bright pink just as the Japanese launch their assault in the Pacific. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 10:00pm Mission: Impossible - Ghost...: ...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise with Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 1:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 5:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 28) (1 hour)
- 6:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 29) (1 hour)
- 7:00am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion. (S15, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion. (S15, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Dick and Dom present the daily quiz that tests the nation's adults on questions spanning the primary school national curriculum in a bid to win ý25,000. How smart are you? (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning ý10,000. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 3:05am Food Unwrapped: Can coffee help you sober up? Kate investigates trendy drink kombucha and meets people who are turning it into clothes! And which cut of beef do thin-cut steaks come from? (S14 Ep6) (25 minutes)
- 3:30am Ackley Bridge: Nas finally meets a girl who knocks her socks off, but their families and backgrounds put them completely at odds, and Missy and Hayley are heartbroken when Simone relapses. (S2 Ep7, 12) (55 minutes)
- 11:30am The Posh Frock Shop: Pauline needs a red-carpet frock for the canine equivalent of the Oscars. A bride-to-be who thought she'd never get married seeks a perfect gown. It's a very special day for Jens. (Ep25) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George helps more homeowners make their period homes fit for modern life, taking on an outmoded 1930s semi in Liverpool and a stunning medieval farmhouse in Kent. (S2 Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Danny has fallen 20 feet through a skylight. Tara has severe abdominal pains. Her husband keeps her entertained in A&E. Three-year-old Clara has a chickpea stuck up her nose. (S15 Ep9) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Prison: A rare insight into life behind bars, exploring the issues that prison staff and prisoners face. This episode examines the epidemic of the 'zombie drug' spice at HMP Durham. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
My5 (54)
- 9:10am Neighbours: Susan reveals that her sister Liz - Elly and Bea's mother - is coming to the Bay. Toadie decides to visit Andrea. David and Aaron hire Chloe to plan their wedding. (25 minutes)
- 9:35am Home and Away: Word of Ash's imminent departure spreads rapidly around the bay, leaving Tori distraught. Ty reveals his sexuality when he misreads a situation with Ryder and tries to kiss him. (25 minutes)
- 2:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series filmed inside a working general practice, offering an honest and often entertaining look at working in and using the NHS in modern Britain. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series filmed inside a working general practice, offering an honest and often entertaining look at working in and using the NHS in modern Britain. (S5 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Vera is worried her sore shoulder may be because of a cancerous tumour and David needs advice about some facial pain, and how to light a gas oven safely! (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Dr Thomas has some strong advice for a builder who is fearless of the sun's rays, and Dr Cordell believes a woman's headaches might be caused by the pain killers she is using. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm The Yorkshire Vet: Documentary. It's the last in the series as we bid goodbye to Skeldale, Julian and the rest of the team. (S4 Ep 9) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (56)
- 10:30am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. Stalkers turn an innocent teenage swimming star into a sex symbol by posting photographs of her online. (S6 Ep 2) (40 minutes)
- 2:05pm NCIS: Recovery: American crime drama. The team investigates the cause of a mysterious death involving an NCIS armoury employee that was discovered four months after the Navy Yard bombings. (S10 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
- 3:00pm NCIS: Phoenix: American crime drama. While on medical leave, Ducky decides to reopen a 12-year-old case by ordering the exhumation of a Navy commander's body. (S10 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Hit and Run: American crime drama. The NCIS team investigates a Marine's car accident and ignites some upsetting memories for Abby as a young girl on the trail of her first case. (S10 Ep 13) (1 hour)
ITVBe+1 (58)
- 9:00pm Dinner Date: Jess: Culinary dating series. Jess from Beckenham chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Botched: Breast Greedy: US reality series. Dr Nassif performs a rhinoplasty on a woman who had her first nose job at 12. Dr Dubrow works on a patient who wants to retire her Baywatch boobs. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Botched: The Wizard of Schnox: Reality series. Terry makes a breast cancer survivor feel whole again, Paul operates on two sisters' noses, and Terry gets a visit from his wife Heather. (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 4:00am The Last Man on Earth: Silent Night: Flight of the Conchords' Kristen Schaal stars in the post-apocalyptic comedy. Gail has to operate on Phil #2. Melissa and Todd try to patch up their relationship. (35 minutes)
- 4:35am The Last Man on Earth: Pitch Black: Post-apocalyptic US comedy. Mike's capsule hurtles back to Earth, but the last man in space doesn't know there are survivors - including his idiot brother Tandy! (25 minutes)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: Opinionated motoring news, views and features with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. The lads pay homage to British Leyland and put some vintage BL models to the test. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: Plenty of fast cars - but no fracas. Richard and James get together some ageing camper vans and a small troop of touring car drivers for Top Gear's inaugural Motorhome Grand Prix! (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Top Gear: Opinionated motoring news, views and features with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. The lads pay homage to British Leyland and put some vintage BL models to the test. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 9:15am Matron, Medicine and Me: 5, 5. Denise Lewis: Denise Lewis returns to New Cross Hospital, where her grandmother worked as a nurse. Her grandmother was also cared for there before passing away from breast cancer. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. Featuring a look at an ambitious development of a former church in Preston on the Hill and properties in Stony Stratford and London's Streatham. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Heir Hunters with Michael Buerk: 15, 20. The death of David Ray reveals the separate lives of a father and son in the same house. An act of bravery is uncovered in the search for David Walker's heirs. (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 15, 32. Wetherby: Charlie Ross presents from the Wetherby Racecourse in Yorkshire, where experts Richard Madley and Jonathan Pratt are on hand to help the teams track down the bargains. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 5, 37. Soap opera based around a Dublin Garda station. Rory has a grave secret and a bullet missing so must lie to his grandad, Jim. Patricia feels besieged. (45 minutes)
- 2:30pm Escape to the Country: Norfolk: Ginny Buckley is helping a house-hunting couple with a £900,000 budget move back from France and find an impressive rural retreat in the Norfolk countryside. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm EastEnders: Mick tries to get to the bottom of what is going on. Hayley sets her mind to a new venture. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Still Open All Hours: 5, 7. Sitcom. Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn and Mrs Featherstone continues to strike fear into the heart of Mr Newbold. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:15am The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan: 1, 3. Romesh Ranganathan travels to some of the most unlikely places. Romesh finds out if there is more to Haiti than the headlines. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
- 6:30am Matron, Medicine and Me: 4, 5. Cerrie Burnell: Cerrie Burnell, who was born with one arm which ends near the elbow, looks at how the NHS has served disabled people across its history. (45 minutes)
- 7:15am Heir Hunters with Michael Buerk: 14, 20. The case of David Liddell reveals significant wealth going back generations. An ad in the paper for relatives of Andrew Hughes sets Michael Buerk and the team on an exciting trail. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Secrets of the Castle: 5, 5. Ruth Goodman, Peter Ginn and Tom Pinfold learn how to build a medieval castle. The team come together to help construct a spectacular limestone window for the chapel. (1 hour)
- 4:15pm Hidden Kingdoms: 3, 3. Urban Jungles: A look at wildlife from the perspective of tiny creatures. A young marmoset confronts the dangers of Rio's streets, and a rhinoceros beetle seeks sanctuary in Tokyo. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 10, 20. High Street Kensington to London Bridge: On the last of his journeys in the capital, Michael Portillo explores Albertopolis. (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm Louis Theroux: Dark States - Murder...: ...in Milwaukee. 3, 3. Louis spends time with the Milwaukee Police Department as they patrol District 5. Contains very strong language and upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy feels betrayed. David is heartbroken. Matty takes a gamble. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Liz implores a desperate Johnny to back down. Eileen resolves to save Steve from a fate worse than death. Kayla makes Craig doubt his choice of career. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Tracy interrupts Eileen's intervention attempt. Kayla berates Bethany for interfering in Craig's life. Gemma's friends warn her against Henry. (30 minutes)
- 10:45pm Crank: Action starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart, 2006. An assassin is injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 2:30am The Supervet: A Staffordshire bull terrier has a complete paralysis in his back legs and a Devon rex cat is struck by a car, leaving its owner with a tough decision. (S4 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
- 4:35am Getting Rich from the Housing...: ...Crisis: Channel 4 Dispatches: As Britain faces a major housing shortage, why do some of those who are responsible for providing social housing seem to be doing so well out of the crisis? (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Kisses Sweeter than Wine: On the day he's hosting a wine tasting party, Frasier employs a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, who takes the whole apartment apart. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Sleeping with the Enemy: Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead? (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror IV: The Simpsons' Halloween Special IV sees Homer sell his soul to the devil for a doughnut, while a goblin is intent on sabotaging the school bus. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Damon begs Zack to help him throw Holly a hen do, after she organises Damon a football themed celebration. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (50 minutes)
- 4:00am Britain's Greatest Bridges: Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story behind the design and construction of Brunel's famous bridge over the picturesque Avon gorge at Bristol. (45 minutes)
- 4:45am House Doctor: Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2) (25 minutes)
- 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: After Liz is caught telling lies to her family, the real reason why Bea left home at the age of 15 emerges. Mishti's date with a handsome young doctor does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ty and Ryder fight, but Ryder refuses to betray Ty's secret. Ty, however, finds himself unable to cope and runs away. Ash kisses Tori for the last time before leaving the bay. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast : Hands-on history travelogue. Tony visits the Lake District, where he gets an exclusive tour of the only inhabited island on Derwentwater and learns how to cook chutney. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 10:05am Frasier: Kisses Sweeter than Wine: On the day he's hosting a wine tasting party, Frasier employs a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, who takes the whole apartment apart. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Sleeping with the Enemy: Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead? (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror IV: The Simpsons' Halloween Special IV sees Homer sell his soul to the devil for a doughnut, while a goblin is intent on sabotaging the school bus. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Homer the Smithers: Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Damon begs Zack to help him throw Holly a hen do, after she organises Damon a football themed celebration. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Crystal Maze : Games Master Richard Ayoade returns with a new series of everyday adventurers hoping to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
4seven HD (110)
- 8:00pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George helps more homeowners make their period homes fit for modern life, taking on an outmoded 1930s semi in Liverpool and a stunning medieval farmhouse in Kent. (S2 Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Danny has fallen 20 feet through a skylight. Tara has severe abdominal pains. Her husband keeps her entertained in A&E. Three-year-old Clara has a chickpea stuck up her nose. (S15 Ep9) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Prison: A rare insight into life behind bars, exploring the issues that prison staff and prisoners face. This episode examines the epidemic of the 'zombie drug' spice at HMP Durham. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:05am Danger Mouse: The Hamster Effect: Animated series. Brunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so that Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:00pm Horrible Histories: 8, 13. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Secret Life of Boys: The Visitor: Comedy drama series. Ethan and Ginger stumble upon Matt's big secret and find out why he's been so mysterious all summer. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 2:45pm Secret Life of Boys: The Visitor: Comedy drama series. Ethan and Ginger stumble upon Matt's big secret and find out why he's been so mysterious all summer. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 3:40pm Strange Hill High: 8, 14. Health and Safety: Animated series. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton get trapped in a 1970s safety film, where anything that can go wrong, does, in a horribly unsafe way. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 6:15pm Odd Squad: Mid-Day in the Garden of Good and Odd: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When things in town get covered in jam, the agents turn to Odd Todd for help. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 8, 13. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:35am Twirlywoos: 10, 25. More About Going Over: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch an athlete going over some hurdles in a field and decide to try going over them themselves. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Hula Hoop: Children's animation. Bing tries Coco's hula hoop and finds out that it is harder than it looks, but they all find lots of other hoopy games on the way. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Fierce Bad Rabbit: Animated series. Peter and his friends set out to taste the sweetest dandelions, only to find that they're protected by a mean character! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:10am Octonauts: 21, 22. Humphead Parrotfish: The Octonauts use magnets to try to stop a meteor that's heading towards the Octopod. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Timmy Time: Timmy's Mask: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy makes a dinosaur mask, puts it on and roars like a T-rex. Timmy loves his mask and won't take it off. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Olobob Top: Shellbobs: Preschool animated series. The Olobobs manage to lose Crunch's shellbobs, who become giant and purple from eating bibbleberries! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:20am New: Kit and Pup: 10, 52. Inside and Outside: Preschool series. Kit and Pup are playing with a cardboard box. Can you see who is playing inside and who is playing outside the box? Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:35am Twirlywoos: 13, 31. Bigger and Bigger: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:35pm Sarah & Duck: Constable Quack: Animation for preschool children. After their snacks go missing, Sergeant Sarah and Constable Quack are on the trail of a biscuit burglar. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 4, 20. Fast Little Train: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Symphony No 1 in D Major composed by Prokofiev and imagines a story about a little train. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:10pm Olobob Top: Shellbobs: Preschool animated series. The Olobobs manage to lose Crunch's shellbobs, who become giant and purple from eating bibbleberries! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:20pm Kit and Pup: 10, 52. Inside and Outside: Preschool series. Kit and Pup are playing with a cardboard box. Can you see who is playing inside and who is playing outside the box? Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:25pm Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:35pm Twirlywoos: 13, 31. Bigger and Bigger: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 4:10pm Footy Pups: 30, 30. Powerchair Football: Preschool sports series. England powerchair football captain Jon Bolding joins Rachel and the team for a game of football with a difference. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:25pm Junk Rescue: 10, 30. Wooden Door: Preschool series about upcycling. Danny, Zoe and the Junkyard Helpers find a wooden door with a big hole in it and turn it into something fun that can float. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Bitz and Bob: 10, 22. Little Bev Riding Hood: Animated preschool series. Bitz needs to stop the production of Little Bev Riding Hood turning into a disaster. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Octonauts: 6, 22. Pelicans: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A floating garbage patch endangers a flock of pelicans and other sea creatures. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 5:35pm Topsy and Tim: Twin Swings: Live-action children's show. Kerry and Tony help put up new twin swings in Topsy and Tim's back garden, but Dad loses the bolts for the swings. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 5:45pm Pablo: Mirror Boy: Animated preschool series. Pablo is fascinated with the boy in the mirror. He draws his new friend and introduces him to the art world. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Can't Stop Hiccupping: Children's animation with the siblings. Lola and Lotta are practising for the school concert when Lola gets a fit of the hiccups. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:15am Dino Dana: Get That Incisivosaurus!: Dana takes inspiration from Dad's favourite cartoon in her quest to complete her collection of dinosaur feathers. (15 minutes)
- 6:30am Dino Dana: Dino Sight: Dino Dana is an eight-year-old palaeontologist in training. A visit to the optometrist inspires Dana to explore how dinosaurs used different types of sight to hunt. (10 minutes)
- 7:41am Transformers: Robots in Disguise: Rumble in the Jungle: Animation. Strongarm's first solo mission is hampered by an over-protective Bumblebee. Meanwhile, Denny and Fixit's rivalry comes to a head. (24 minutes)
- 8:05am Transformers: Robots in Disguise: Can You Dig It?: Animation. An Autobot visiting the Bee Team arrives to help fend off a Decepticon trying to monopolise one of the Bots' most precious commodities. (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Thunderbirds Are Go: Fireflash: Kayo is aboard an airliner invented by Brains, unaware that its controls have been tampered with. Kayo then realises that the plane is flying in the wrong direction. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Halloween: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean loves Halloween and prepares to give the neighbourhood kids some tricks and treats they will not forget. (15 minutes)
- 10:10am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Bean Painting: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs, flies, slugs and mice. (15 minutes)
- 10:25am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Wrestling Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes an accidental wrestling champion - with a little help from two little old ladies. (15 minutes)
- 10:40am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Rare Bird: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean loves bird spotting and is desperate to tick off the last elusive bird in his book. (15 minutes)
- 10:55am Wishfart: Classic Uncle Phil: After learning that miserly Uncle Phil has never granted a wish, the gang sets out to make him, only for their plan to work better than expected... (15 minutes)
- 11:10am Wishfart: Agita Una Gamba!: Akiko meets a mysterious stranger who warns her not to accept any secret party invites, only to get trapped in the chip factory after ignoring the advice. (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Phantom Fish Filcher: Animated adventures. It is Bring Your Baby to School day and Henry discovers that looking after everyone's babies is not easy. (15 minutes)
- 11:40am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Tongue Twisters: Animated adventures. There is nothing Henry likes more than a good tongue twister, but it seems that someone else likes them too. (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Spy School: Operation Goldfish: Evil mastermind Goldfist is behind a cunning plan to interfere with London's waterways; can the Spy School cadets crack the right codes to stop him? (30 minutes)
- 2:55pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Bean's Safari: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. After Mr Bean visits a safari park, he comes home again with a stowaway. (15 minutes)
- 3:10pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: A Round of Golf: The animated antics of Bean. Mr Bean fancies a game of golf so he creates his own golf course inside his flat. Then he invites Irma to join him for a round. (15 minutes)
- 3:25pm Dino Dana: Dino Rivalry: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Some hungry herbivores try to raid Dana's family cook-out. (20 minutes)
- 3:45pm Dino Dana: Dino Skater: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dina needs to learn the skateboard for an important dino experiment. (15 minutes)
- 4:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Phantom Fish Filcher: Animated adventures. It is Bring Your Baby to School day and Henry discovers that looking after everyone's babies is not easy. (15 minutes)
- 4:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Tongue Twisters: Animated adventures. There is nothing Henry likes more than a good tongue twister, but it seems that someone else likes them too. (15 minutes)
- 4:30pm Wishfart: Guess What Picasso?: Puffin invokes the wrath of an ice cream artisan minotaur by asking for mixed flavours. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Wishfart: Gross But Noble: A routine gum-removal service call thrusts Akiko into battle with old nemesis the Gum King. (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:05am Danger Mouse: The Hamster Effect: Animated series. Brunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so that Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet. (15 minutes)
- 12:00pm Horrible Histories: 8, 13. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Secret Life of Boys: The Visitor: Comedy drama series. Ethan and Ginger stumble upon Matt's big secret and find out why he's been so mysterious all summer. (25 minutes)
- 2:45pm Secret Life of Boys: The Visitor: Comedy drama series. Ethan and Ginger stumble upon Matt's big secret and find out why he's been so mysterious all summer. (20 minutes)
- 3:40pm Strange Hill High: 8, 14. Health and Safety: Animated series. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton get trapped in a 1970s safety film, where anything that can go wrong, does, in a horribly unsafe way. (25 minutes)
- 6:15pm Odd Squad: Mid-Day in the Garden of Good and Odd: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When things in town get covered in jam, the agents turn to Odd Todd for help. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 8, 13. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. (30 minutes)
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