Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule
Sunday 18th March
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 8:00pm Hold the Sunset: 5, 6. Roger the Carer: Sitcom. Bob gives Roger the idea of applying to be a paid carer for Edith. However, Edith is perfectly well, so who can Roger persuade to stand in for her? Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Brooklyn: Drama about an Irish immigrant who lands in 1950s Brooklyn and finds romance, before her past catches up with her and she must choose between two countries and two men. Also in HD. (1 hour 40 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:15am Civilisations: 3, 9. Picturing Paradise: Simon Schama explores the depiction of nature. Simon discovers that landscape painting is seldom a straightforward description of observed nature. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:05am Coast: 1, 6. The Mysteries of the Isles: Coast returns as Neil Oliver investigates the death of Lord Kitchener, and Nick Crane signs on as a deckhand with a tall ship. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:30am Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better...: ...Cook. 3, 6. Sonia Harwood: Lorraine shows mother-of-three Sonia how to create homemade family meals. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Escape to the Country: West Sussex: Jules Hudson heads to West Sussex to help a couple on a budget of £700,000 find their first shared home together. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 12:45pm The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives: 1, 4. Series following four female pest controllers. A family facing the nightly terror of a bed-bug infestation calls in Imogen, who takes a scientific approach to pest control. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:45pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Santiago: 1, 3. Neil Morrissey, Debbie McGee, Ed Byrne, Heather Small, Kate Bottley, Raphael Rowe and JJ Chalmers arrive in Biarritz and make their way to the start of their pilgrimage. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:45pm World's Most Extraordinary Homes: Japan: Piers and Caroline travel to Japan, a country that combines innovation with tradition. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:45pm Back in Time for Tea: 6, 6. The Ellis family reflects on their time-travel adventure and explores how the legacy of 100 years of tumultuous history lives on in the northern diet today. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 5:45pm Catch Me if You Can: True story about a teenage con man (Leonardo DiCaprio) who cashed fake cheques worth over $2.5 million while disguised as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Also in HD. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm Famously Unfit for Sports Relief: Les Dennis, Susannah Constantine, Tameka Empson and Miles Jupp go on a mission to regain their fitness and try to inspire the public to get active. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:25pm Being Blacker: Documentary about the renowned reggae record shop owner and music producer Blacker Dread, his family, friends and the wider Brixton community. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 6:00am Sooty: Five-Star Fish: When Richard is put in charge of Mr Slater's five-star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Sooty and Sweep help? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Wooden Hill: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Jack is scared of the dark, meaning that going upstairs to fetch a bedtime book is a terrifying adventure... (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: A Tangled Web: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Cruelty to spiders leads to nasty consequences. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Teach a Spino to Fish: Jurassic adventures. Trek goes fishing and discovers a baby spinosaurus taking his fish. Realising that its mum is not around, he teaches it to catch fish. (15 minutes)
- 7:05am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: The Kids Are Alright: Captain America and Iron Man join forces with Inferno and Ms Marvel to stop another Inhuman, The Ghost, from stealing Friday. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Hopping Mad!: Animated antics of hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady has invited the Mayor for tea, but frogspawn in Mr Bean's bath have hatched. (20 minutes)
- 8:30am New: Scrambled! Spy School: Operation Bad Guy Cruise: The Spy School cadets discover that Goldfist has his eye on warship HMS Belfast and fear the worst. Can they stop their arch-nemesis and his new henchman? (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Scrambled! Wishfart: We Are Cheetah Face!: When the gang wishes for a short cut to fame, they become roadies for the Lead Dude of Rock. (20 minutes)
- 9:30am Love Your Garden: Phillips, Woking: This week, Alan Titchmarsh comes to the aid of a Falklands veteran and his wife who need help turning their barren back garden into a planting paradise. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm What Would Your Kid Do?: Jason Manford hosts the final episode of the series which challenges parents to guess what their children will do in a variety of entertaining situations. (1 hour)
- 3:30pm The Harbour: The harbour community has survived another winter, and it is the day of the big lift. The boats go back into the water on this day, signalling the start of another holiday season. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Durrells: Light-hearted drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. When the family learn that Leslie has three girlfriends, Louisa decides to help him choose which one to pick. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: The Good Karma Hospital: India-based hospital drama series. Ruby encounters new challenges as a blistering heatwave hits Kerala. Meanwhile, Lydia decides that Ruby is ready for her first solo night shift. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 5:15pm The Great Celebrity Bake Off...: ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Paul, Prue, Sandi and Noel return as celebs Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky Wilson and Perri Kiely make scones and self-portrait croquembouches. (Ep2, 5) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 7:00pm Britain's Polar Bear Cub: In December, a polar bear cub was born at Scotland's Highland Wildlife Park; the UK's first for 25 years. This programme goes behind the scenes to follow the extraordinary breeding efforts. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick and Angel Strawbridge continue their adventures in a dilapidated French chateau, facing a busy summer of weddings, events, while finally fixing the garden and stables. (S4 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Homeland: Active Measures: Carrie puts a plan in motion and Saul visits a source. Meanwhile, Keane makes a desperate plea. (S7 Ep5, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm Solace: (2015) Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins. A psychic former FBI analyst joins the hunt to catch a serial killer who also has psychic powers. Gory violence, sex, strong language, self-harm. (1 hour 55 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 9:00pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour)
- 10:05pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Expendables 2: Action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. The team of mercenaries are reunited to retrieve a mysterious object from the wreckage of a plane crash. (2012) (2 hours)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:10am American Dad!: The Shrink: Animated series. Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash and goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting. (25 minutes)
- 12:35am American Dad!: Morning Mimosa: Animated series. When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful chef. Stan begins to believe he can make people invisible. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am Coronation Street Omnibus: Eileen investigates Phelan's absence from his own party. Tyrone hides the truth from Fiz. Eva vows to track down Billy. (3 hours)
- 2:55pm Happy Feet: Animated comedy featuring the voices of Elijah Wood and Brittany Murphy, 2006. Penguin Mumble is cast out by his tribe as he can't sing, but he soon finds a talent for dancing. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Happy Feet: Animated comedy featuring the voices of Elijah Wood and Brittany Murphy, 2006. Penguin Mumble is cast out by his tribe as he can't sing, but he soon finds a talent for dancing. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:05pm Hotel Transylvania 2: Animated sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. (1 hour)
- 6:10pm Hotel Transylvania 2: Animated sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. (50 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Action starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li, 2008. Alex O'Connell - the son of mummy battlers - fights to survive after unearthing the first Emperor of Qin. (1 hour)
- 8:05pm The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Action starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li, 2008. Alex O'Connell - the son of mummy battlers - fights to survive after unearthing the first Emperor of Qin. (55 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: Dog Bites Bear: Stewie and Brian's friendship is tested when Brian chews one of Stewie's toys to bits. Peter meets his favourite cereal mascot at the grocery store. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Mother Tucker: Animated comedy series about American family life. When Peter's mother gets a divorce, he feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend Tom. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: You May Now Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives: Animated comedy about family life. Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits and announces that he is engaged. (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Daesong Heavy Industries: Part one of a two-part story. Stan falls into a downward spiral of hedonism and self-destruction when his faith in God is shattered. (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Lgbsteve: Animated series. Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, Roger runs the roller rink. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:15am Lost Kingdoms of Central America: 2, 4. The People Who Greeted Columbus: Jago Cooper looks at the Taino people of the Caribbean and their multicultural society. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:15am The Silk Road: 1, 3. After exploring Venice's architecture, Sam travels to China's ancient capital of Xian. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Andrew Marr on Churchill: Blood,...: ...Sweat and Oil Paint. Andrew Marr discovers the story of Winston Churchill's passion for painting, revealing how his private hobby shaped his public life. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 1:10am The Good Karma Hospital: Tensions run high between Lydia and Ruby as the first monsoon rains arrive. As Maggie's health is rapidly declining, will she be granted her dying wish to stay in India? (50 minutes)
- 6:00am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in F Sharp: Dennis Stanton investigates when a prominent pianist's wife is murdered shortly after the pianist's hands are badly burnt. (50 minutes)
- 6:50am Heartbeat: Great Expectations: Local farmer Colin loses all his worldly goods in an auction following his father's death as his estranged brother turns up acting suspiciously. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:55am Heartbeat: Kith and Kin: Rosie is worried when Bernie becomes the target of a series of mysterious and violent attacks. Helen's world is turned upside-down when a stranger from her past arrives. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00am Columbo: Playback: Classic murder mystery. The president of an electronics company schemes to murder his mother-in-law when she threatens to expose his wasteful ways to his wife. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 10:40am A Touch of Frost: The Things We Do for Love: Crime drama. David Jason plays Detective Inspector Jack Frost, an unconventional policeman with a sympathy for the underdog and an instinct for moral justice. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 12:55pm A Touch of Frost: Deep Waters: Crime drama. David Jason plays Detective Inspector Jack Frost, an unconventional policeman with a sympathy for the underdog and an instinct for moral justice. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 3:00pm Vera: Hidden Depths: Detective drama series. DCI Vera Stanhope investigates after two young people are killed in the same way - drowned and surrounded by flowers. (2 hours)
- 5:00pm The Durrells: Drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. While sparring for Louisa's attention, Hugh and Spiros decide to hold a cricket match between the Greeks and the Brits. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm The Durrells: Drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. Hugh poses a life-changing question to Louisa, only to find himself a victim of Vasilia's jealousy. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Joanna Lumley's Trans-Siberian Adventure: Joanna Lumley travels 6400 miles from Hong Kong to Moscow. In Mongolia, she spends time with some nomads before heading for Siberia. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Theory of Everything: Oscar-winning drama starring Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones, 2014. The story of celebrated physicist Stephen Hawking and Jane Wilde, the arts student that he fell in love with. (2 hours 30 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am BritCam: Emergency On...: ...Our Streets. CCTV cameras capture an attack on a Hastings cab driver, and, in Southend-on-Sea, late-night revellers board the SOS bus. (7, 10) (1 hour)
- 1:00am BritCam: Emergency On...: ...Our Streets. Bailiffs Ben and Debbie go door knocking in Worthing, while PCs Matt and Tony feel the pressure when they battle to clear a burning building. (8, 10) (1 hour)
- 11:00am Children's Hospital: Series two of the emotionally-charged documentary following staff at the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Children's Hospital: Series two of the emotionally-charged documentary following staff at the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm It's Me Or The Dog: Bumble & Doogle: Penny Curran and her 28-year-old daughter Jade share their home with two Old English Sheepdogs. But when these canines see other dogs, mayhem invariably ensues. (S3, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm It's Me Or The Dog: Buster & Morgan: Buster the Patterdale-Lakeland terrier has been stealing food and barking at other dogs. Can Victoria teach him some manners? (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Monkey Life: It's the day of the great ape move as Gordon's orangs swap houses with Sally's chimps. But it's a mammoth operation involving the veterinary team and the primate care staff. (S8, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Monkey Life: It's all change for Lulu, Rodders, Ash, Brian and Sally, who now have other chimps living nearby. Meanwhile, baby marmoset Leo is finally well enough to meet his new housemates. (S8, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Monkey Life: Hananya's chimps are subdued when Cherri loses one of her newborn twins. Elsewhere, a fight breaks out at the lemur enclosure when two new arrivals are given a rough welcome. (S8, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Monkey Life: Alison and wildlife vet John Lewis travel to Monkey World's sister sanctuary in Vietnam to release two golden-cheeked gibbons back into the wild. (S8, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Monkey Life: Alison heads to Cheshire to rescue four more marmosets. Meanwhile, the primate care staff build a special enclosure to keep baby woolly monkey Bueno Junior safe. (S8, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Life: At the orang nursery all eyes are on Hsiao-quai to see if she will step up to the mark and adopt baby Bulu, who has just arrived from Hungary after losing his mum. (S8, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Monkey Life: The team have to make a heartbreaking decision when chimp Susie is taken to the hospital and found to have an inoperable heart condition. (S8, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Monkey Life: Alison heads to the Maldives to rescue a slow loris that was confiscated during a drug raid. Back at the park, Jeremy, is outwitted by capuchin. (S8, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S4, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 2:50am Suits: Self Defence: The natty US legal drama that surely stands a chance of winning best costume design. As the trial date nears, Mike and Harvey disagree over who will take charge. (45 minutes)
- 7:10am Top Gear: An Isle of Man special of the popular motoring show. Jeremy gets to drive the quickest BMW M3, and Stephen Fry lends an intellectual air as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 8:00am Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson tests Toyota's Hilux pickup to destruction with a series of extraordinary tasks - we'd expect nothing less. James May puts the Alfa Romeo 166 through its paces. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Jaw-dropping stunts. In Rio de Janeiro, Dynamo impresses the local street kids with some truly astounding magic, then sends heads spinning on the famous Copacabana beach. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Up to Scratch: New. Supercar makeovers. A client's dad wants his son's new Jaguar F-TYPE to have a 'cow' wrap - which Yianni sagely overlooks in favour of some James Bond cool. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Family Affair: New. Aston Merrygold is the latest superstar supercar owner to have his wheels revamped. Yianni's kids choose the next wrap colour of their dad's Lamborghini. (30 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:55am The Inbetweeners: End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)
- 6:15pm The Great Celebrity Bake Off...: ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Paul, Prue, Sandi and Noel return as celebs Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky Wilson and Perri Kiely make scones and self-portrait croquembouches. (Ep2, 5) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 8:00pm Britain's Polar Bear Cub: In December, a polar bear cub was born at Scotland's Highland Wildlife Park; the UK's first for 25 years. This programme goes behind the scenes to follow the extraordinary breeding efforts. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick and Angel Strawbridge continue their adventures in a dilapidated French chateau, facing a busy summer of weddings, events, while finally fixing the garden and stables. (S4 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Homeland: Active Measures: Carrie puts a plan in motion and Saul visits a source. Meanwhile, Keane makes a desperate plea. (S7 Ep5, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 12:15am Father Ted: Going to America: Ted accepts a job in the US, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's problem is how to tell the others. (S3 Ep8, 8) (35 minutes)
- 7:55pm New: Grand Designs New Zealand: Brand new series: Brendan and Nikki plan to build a penthouse flat with a Balinese-inspired rooftop garden as part of a groundbreaking, mixed-use development in Ponsonby, Auckland. (S3 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Father Ted: Escape from Victory: At the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, Ted realises Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win. (S3 Ep5, 8) (35 minutes)
- 9:35pm Father Ted: Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Ar**: A lost bet means that Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan's posterior. But how can he commit this sacrilegious act and survive? (S3 Ep6, 8) (30 minutes)
- 11:10pm Very British Problems: Julie Walters narrates the show that looks at how Brits struggle with social awkwardness. This time, comics and celebrities share their Very British Problems at School. (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 9:00pm Terminator Genisys: (2015) Sci-fi action with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Part five of the franchise follows Sarah Connor in an alternative timeline, as she takes on Skynet. Violence throughout. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 11:25pm The King's Speech: (2011) Oscar- and Bafta-winning historical drama. Colin Firth stars as the Duke of York, struggling to conquer his speech impediment on his way to becoming King George VI. Strong language. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Yesterday (19)
- 7:10am The Nazis: A Warning from History: Chaos and Consent: Examining the gradual rise to power of Adolf Hitler. Hear about the degree of voluntary support that ordinary Germans gave the infamous Gestapo. (50 minutes)
- 7:00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man: The Elder Statesman of Comedy: Paul O'Grady charts Bob Monkhouse's reinvention as the elder statesman of British comedy in his final years. Features previously unseen footage. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 7:00pm New: Mercy Street: Balm in Gilead: New. Series two of the medical drama set in the Civil War. The arrival of a former slave turned activist causes a rift between Foster and Mary. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Maisie Raine: To Sleep...: Pauline Quirke leaves Chigwell to play the feisty police officer in the engaging drama series. A large number of expensive cars are vanishing from a local hotel. (1 hour)
- 11:50pm Silent Witness: Terror: Emilia Fox faces another grim mystery in the forensics crime drama. The team probes an armed raid on a terrorist cell in which two suspects and an officer were killed. (2 hours 10 minutes)
5 USA (21)
- 6:05pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime series. At Halloween time, Pride and the team investigate the mysterious death of a woman found in a cemetery with what look like vampire bites on her neck. (S1 Ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 7:00pm NCIS: One Last Score: US crime drama series. When the NCIS team learns of the murder of one of their former investigative assistants, they find that the victim has been selling information. (S8 Ep 17) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: US crime series. DiNozzo is partnered with his girlfriend after evidence reveals that a murder weapon was originally purchased for a controversial ATF sting operation. (S12 Ep 20) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm CSI: New York: Sanguine Love: Crime drama. The slaying of a photographer leads the CSIs into the world of a vampire cult. Suspects include the dead girl's boyfriend and her vampiric mentor. (S6 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
ITV4 (24)
- 1:45am Minder: From Fulham with Love: Comedy drama series. Arthur extends the grasping hand of free enterprise across the Iron Curtain when a Russian ship arrives in port. (50 minutes)
- 10:50am How the West Was Won: Oscar-winning western starring James Stewart and John Wayne, 1962. A family saga covering several decades of Westward expansion in the nineteenth century. (1 hour)
- 11:55am How the West Was Won: Oscar-winning western starring James Stewart and John Wayne, 1962. A family saga covering several decades of Westward expansion in the nineteenth century. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 6:10pm On Her Majesty's Secret Service: Bond movie starring George Lazenby and Telly Savalas, 1969. James Bond encounters Blofeld once more as the villain plans to unleash a plague through brainwashed 'angels of death'. (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 7:30pm On Her Majesty's Secret Service: Bond movie starring George Lazenby and Telly Savalas, 1969. James Bond encounters Blofeld once more as the villain plans to unleash a plague through brainwashed 'angels of death'. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Windtalkers: War drama starring Nicolas Cage, 2002. Two US Marines in World War II are assigned to protect Navajo Marines, who use their native language as an unbreakable radio cypher. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Windtalkers: War drama starring Nicolas Cage, 2002. Two US Marines in World War II are assigned to protect Navajo Marines, who use their native language as an unbreakable radio cypher. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 11:50pm Above the Law: Action-packed thriller starring Steven Seagal and Pam Grier, 1991. A tough and unorthodox cop risks his life attempting to break a deadly drug cartel and a corrupt CIA official. (1 hour)
Home (25)
- 8:00am Escape to the Country: Somerset: Series which helps people find their dream home in the country. Jules Hudson meets a couple from Maidenhead looking to leap to leafy Somerset. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Escape to the Country: Derbyshire: Alistair Appleton searches for a rural retreat in Derbyshire for a couple from Herefordshire. While he craves rural isolation, she wants village life. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Escape to the Country: Somerset: Series which helps people find their dream home in the country. Jules Hudson meets a couple from Maidenhead looking to leap to leafy Somerset. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Escape to the Country: Derbyshire: Alistair Appleton searches for a rural retreat in Derbyshire for a couple from Herefordshire. While he craves rural isolation, she wants village life. (1 hour)
ITVBe (26)
- 8:00pm Sam & Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries: Reality series. Sam wows the crowd on the red carpet as she attends the ITV Gala; days later, her second baby makes a surprise early arrival. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Botched: Mo' Steroids Mo' Problems: US cosmetic surgery-based reality series. Terry helps Mo Thugs rapper Guillermo 'Big Caz' Eiland with a case of manboobs. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:10am Family Guy: Stewie Loves Lois: Animated comedy series about American family life. Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert, but Lois does not take to the new Stewie too well... (25 minutes)
- 12:35am Family Guy: Peterotica: Animated comedy about family life. After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter is sued for publishing Peter's book on tape. (35 minutes)
- 1:10am American Dad!: The Shrink: Animated series. Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash and goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting. (25 minutes)
- 1:35am American Dad!: Morning Mimosa: Animated series. When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful chef. Stan begins to believe he can make people invisible. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am Coronation Street Omnibus: Eileen investigates Phelan's absence from his own party. Tyrone hides the truth from Fiz. Eva vows to track down Billy. (3 hours)
- 3:55pm Happy Feet: Animated comedy featuring the voices of Elijah Wood and Brittany Murphy, 2006. Penguin Mumble is cast out by his tribe as he can't sing, but he soon finds a talent for dancing. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Happy Feet: Animated comedy featuring the voices of Elijah Wood and Brittany Murphy, 2006. Penguin Mumble is cast out by his tribe as he can't sing, but he soon finds a talent for dancing. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Action starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li, 2008. Alex O'Connell - the son of mummy battlers - fights to survive after unearthing the first Emperor of Qin. (1 hour)
- 9:05pm The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Action starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li, 2008. Alex O'Connell - the son of mummy battlers - fights to survive after unearthing the first Emperor of Qin. (55 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Dog Bites Bear: Stewie and Brian's friendship is tested when Brian chews one of Stewie's toys to bits. Peter meets his favourite cereal mascot at the grocery store. (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Family Guy: Mother Tucker: Animated comedy series about American family life. When Peter's mother gets a divorce, he feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend Tom. (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna ends up in a dangerous situation, but will anyone be there to help? Ella is fed up with Sami's lies and is feeling left out by Luke. Ollie is struggling with pressure from his dad. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 12:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:20pm The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Dinner with the Goldbergs: Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12) (30 minutes)
- 4:50pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3) (30 minutes)
- 5:50pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage: After choking on a sausage, Sheldon wrestles with a fear of eating solid foods and discovers comic books. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:20pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:50pm School of Rock: (2003) Jack Black stars in Richard Linklater's comedy. A rock musician who dreams of the big time is sacked by his group, so he tries to transform a bunch of schoolkids into rock stars. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Marvel's Agents of...: ...S.H.I.E.L.D: Brand new series - A Life Earned: Coulson and the team discover exactly what their captors' true intentions are, but in space, escape is not an option. (S5 Ep3, 21) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 2 Guns: (2013) Action thriller starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Two cops infiltrate a drug cartel, but ignorance of each other's identity imperils them both. Violence, strong language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:10am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite viewers think of The Eurovision Song Contest, The Island with Bear Grylls, Nature's Miniature Miracles, Three Girls, Britain's Got Talent and the News? (S9 Ep13) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:05am How I Met Your Mother: Daisy: Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20, 24) (20 minutes)
- 5:25am How I Met Your Mother: Gary Blauman: When an old friend of the gang, Gary Blauman, shows up at the hotel for Robin and Barney's wedding unexpectedly, the seating plan is thrown into disarray. (S9 Ep21, 24) (20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna ends up in a dangerous situation, but will anyone be there to help? Ella is fed up with Sami's lies and is feeling left out by Luke. Ollie is struggling with pressure from his dad. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 1:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:20pm The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Dinner with the Goldbergs: Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12) (30 minutes)
- 5:50pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3) (30 minutes)
- 6:50pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage: After choking on a sausage, Sheldon wrestles with a fear of eating solid foods and discovers comic books. (S1 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 7:20pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:50pm School of Rock: (2003) Jack Black stars in Richard Linklater's comedy. A rock musician who dreams of the big time is sacked by his group, so he tries to transform a bunch of schoolkids into rock stars. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Marvel's Agents of...: ...S.H.I.E.L.D: Brand new series - A Life Earned: Coulson and the team discover exactly what their captors' true intentions are, but in space, escape is not an option. (S5 Ep3, 21) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm 2 Guns: (2013) Action thriller starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Two cops infiltrate a drug cartel, but ignorance of each other's identity imperils them both. Violence, strong language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 7:00am Sooty: Five-Star Fish: When Richard is put in charge of Mr Slater's five-star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Sooty and Sweep help? (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Wooden Hill: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Jack is scared of the dark, meaning that going upstairs to fetch a bedtime book is a terrifying adventure... (10 minutes)
- 7:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: A Tangled Web: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Cruelty to spiders leads to nasty consequences. (15 minutes)
- 7:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Teach a Spino to Fish: Jurassic adventures. Trek goes fishing and discovers a baby spinosaurus taking his fish. Realising that its mum is not around, he teaches it to catch fish. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: The Kids Are Alright: Captain America and Iron Man join forces with Inferno and Ms Marvel to stop another Inhuman, The Ghost, from stealing Friday. (25 minutes)
- 9:10am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Hopping Mad!: Animated antics of hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady has invited the Mayor for tea, but frogspawn in Mr Bean's bath have hatched. (20 minutes)
- 9:30am New: Scrambled! Spy School: Operation Bad Guy Cruise: The Spy School cadets discover that Goldfist has his eye on warship HMS Belfast and fear the worst. Can they stop their arch-nemesis and his new henchman? (35 minutes)
- 10:05am Scrambled! Wishfart: We Are Cheetah Face!: When the gang wishes for a short cut to fame, they become roadies for the Lead Dude of Rock. (20 minutes)
- 10:30am Love Your Garden: Phillips, Woking: This week, Alan Titchmarsh comes to the aid of a Falklands veteran and his wife who need help turning their barren back garden into a planting paradise. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm What Would Your Kid Do?: Jason Manford hosts the final episode of the series which challenges parents to guess what their children will do in a variety of entertaining situations. (1 hour)
- 4:30pm The Harbour: The harbour community has survived another winter, and it is the day of the big lift. The boats go back into the water on this day, signalling the start of another holiday season. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Durrells: Light-hearted drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. When the family learn that Leslie has three girlfriends, Louisa decides to help him choose which one to pick. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: The Good Karma Hospital: India-based hospital drama series. Ruby encounters new challenges as a blistering heatwave hits Kerala. Meanwhile, Lydia decides that Ruby is ready for her first solo night shift. (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 6:00pm The Durrells: Drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. While sparring for Louisa's attention, Hugh and Spiros decide to hold a cricket match between the Greeks and the Brits. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm The Durrells: Drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. Hugh poses a life-changing question to Louisa, only to find himself a victim of Vasilia's jealousy. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Joanna Lumley's Trans-Siberian Adventure: Joanna Lumley travels 6400 miles from Hong Kong to Moscow. In Mongolia, she spends time with some nomads before heading for Siberia. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Theory of Everything: Oscar-winning drama starring Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones, 2014. The story of celebrated physicist Stephen Hawking and Jane Wilde, the arts student that he fell in love with. (2 hours 30 minutes)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. An update to four cases. Patients recall the circumstances that led them to consult the doctors and reveal what has happened to them since. (S3 Ep 46) (50 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour 30 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 10:00pm Terminator Genisys: (2015) Sci-fi action with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Part five of the franchise follows Sarah Connor in an alternative timeline, as she takes on Skynet. Violence throughout. (2 hours 25 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 12:00am Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 1:00am Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 2:00am Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 12:35pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host a celebrity version of the quiz show seeking the most obscure answers to general knowledge questions. (S6, ep 14) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host a celebrity version of the quiz show seeking the most obscure answers to general knowledge questions. (S6, ep 15) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm The Chase: Kiss Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host a celebrity version of the quiz show seeking the most obscure answers to general knowledge questions. (1 hour)
- 7:35pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (25 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Chase Celebrity Specials S2: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S2, ep 5) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:10am 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama. Police search in a Luton garden for the body of a woman who disappeared in 2003, as they turn up the heat on suspects in a case that's puzzled them for years. (S6 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:10am The Supervet: A tortoiseshell cat called Betsy needs a bionic implant to clear a cancerous tumour on her leg, and a Tibetan terrier called Beau has complicated surgery to treat hip dysplasia. (S11 Ep3, 6) (50 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Supervet: A tortoiseshell cat called Betsy needs a bionic implant to clear a cancerous tumour on her leg, and a Tibetan terrier called Beau has complicated surgery to treat hip dysplasia. (S11 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Match of the Day, Sir Bruce: A Celebration, Crufts, Amazing Hotels, One Born Every Minute and Troy: Fall of a City? (S11 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama. Police search in a Luton garden for the body of a woman who disappeared in 2003, as they turn up the heat on suspects in a case that's puzzled them for years. (S6 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
My5 (54)
- 2:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Three patients consult the Balham park doctors about their skin disorders. (S3 Ep 33) (1 hour)
- 11:00am Britain's Greatest Bridges : My5BoxSetBinge. The Forth Rail Bridge has grown to symbolise Scotland, but, as Rob Bell discovers, this engineering achievement was born from tragedy and paid for in blood. (S1 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Britain's Greatest Bridges : My5BoxSetBinge. Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Britain's Greatest Bridges : Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story behind the design and construction of Brunel's famous bridge over the picturesque Avon gorge at Bristol. (Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Britain's Greatest Bridges : Documentary series. Rob Bell recounts the story of the design, construction and controversy of Robert Stephenson's famous bridge over the Menai Strait. (S1 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Britain's Greatest Bridges : My5BoxSetBinge. Documentary series. Rob Bell explores the story of the Tyne Bridge, its role in keeping skills alive during the 1920s recession, and its connection to Sydney. (S1 Ep 5) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Britain's Greatest Bridges : My5BoxSetBinge. Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (56)
- 7:05pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime series. At Halloween time, Pride and the team investigate the mysterious death of a woman found in a cemetery with what look like vampire bites on her neck. (S1 Ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm NCIS: One Last Score: US crime drama series. When the NCIS team learns of the murder of one of their former investigative assistants, they find that the victim has been selling information. (S8 Ep 17) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm NCIS: US crime series. DiNozzo is partnered with his girlfriend after evidence reveals that a murder weapon was originally purchased for a controversial ATF sting operation. (S12 Ep 20) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 3:50am Suits: Self Defence: The natty US legal drama that surely stands a chance of winning best costume design. As the trial date nears, Mike and Harvey disagree over who will take charge. (45 minutes)
- 8:10am Top Gear: An Isle of Man special of the popular motoring show. Jeremy gets to drive the quickest BMW M3, and Stephen Fry lends an intellectual air as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 9:00am Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson tests Toyota's Hilux pickup to destruction with a series of extraordinary tasks - we'd expect nothing less. James May puts the Alfa Romeo 166 through its paces. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Jaw-dropping stunts. In Rio de Janeiro, Dynamo impresses the local street kids with some truly astounding magic, then sends heads spinning on the famous Copacabana beach. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Up to Scratch: New. Supercar makeovers. A client's dad wants his son's new Jaguar F-TYPE to have a 'cow' wrap - which Yianni sagely overlooks in favour of some James Bond cool. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Family Affair: New. Aston Merrygold is the latest superstar supercar owner to have his wheels revamped. Yianni's kids choose the next wrap colour of their dad's Lamborghini. (30 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 8:00pm Hold the Sunset: 5, 6. Roger the Carer: Sitcom. Bob gives Roger the idea of applying to be a paid carer for Edith. However, Edith is perfectly well, so who can Roger persuade to stand in for her? (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Brooklyn: Drama about an Irish immigrant who lands in 1950s Brooklyn and finds romance, before her past catches up with her and she must choose between two countries and two men. (1 hour 40 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:15am Civilisations: 3, 9. Picturing Paradise: Simon Schama explores the depiction of nature. Simon discovers that landscape painting is seldom a straightforward description of observed nature. (1 hour)
- 6:05am Coast: 1, 6. The Mysteries of the Isles: Coast returns to the UK to explore the universal themes that bind everyone together. Nick Crane begins by signing on as a deck-hand with a tall ship. (1 hour)
- 11:30am Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better...: ...Cook. 3, 6. Sonia Harwood: Lorraine shows mother-of-three Sonia how to create homemade family meals. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Escape to the Country: West Sussex: Jules Hudson heads to West Sussex to help a couple on a budget of £700,000 find their first shared home together. (45 minutes)
- 12:45pm The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives: 1, 4. Series following four female pest controllers. A family facing the nightly terror of a bed-bug infestation calls in Imogen, who takes a scientific approach to pest control. (1 hour)
- 1:45pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Santiago: 1, 3. Neil Morrissey, Debbie McGee, Ed Byrne, Heather Small, Kate Bottley, Raphael Rowe and JJ Chalmers arrive in Biarritz and make their way to the start of their pilgrimage. (1 hour)
- 3:45pm World's Most Extraordinary Homes: Japan: Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin travel to Japan, a country that combines innovation with traditional design. And with land at a premium here, small is definitely beautiful. (1 hour)
- 4:45pm Back in Time for Tea: 6, 6. The Ellis family reflects on their time-travel adventure and explores how the legacy of 100 years of tumultuous history lives on in the northern diet today. (1 hour)
- 5:45pm Catch Me if You Can: True story about a teenage con man (Leonardo DiCaprio) who cashed fake cheques worth over $2.5 million while disguised as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm Famously Unfit for Sports Relief: Les Dennis, Susannah Constantine, Tameka Empson and Miles Jupp go on a mission to regain their fitness and try to inspire the public to get active. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
- 11:25pm Being Blacker: Documentary about the renowned reggae record shop owner and music producer Blacker Dread, his family, friends and the wider Brixton community. Contains very strong language. (1 hour 30 minutes)
ITV HD (103)
- 6:00am Sooty: Five-Star Fish: When Richard is put in charge of Mr Slater's five-star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Sooty and Sweep help? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Wooden Hill: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Jack is scared of the dark, meaning that going upstairs to fetch a bedtime book is a terrifying adventure... (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: A Tangled Web: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Cruelty to spiders leads to nasty consequences. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Teach a Spino to Fish: Jurassic adventures. Trek goes fishing and discovers a baby spinosaurus taking his fish. Realising that its mum is not around, he teaches it to catch fish. (15 minutes)
- 7:05am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: The Kids Are Alright: Captain America and Iron Man join forces with Inferno and Ms Marvel to stop another Inhuman, The Ghost, from stealing Friday. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Hopping Mad!: Animated antics of hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady has invited the Mayor for tea, but frogspawn in Mr Bean's bath have hatched. (20 minutes)
- 8:30am New: Scrambled! Spy School: Operation Bad Guy Cruise: The Spy School cadets discover that Goldfist has his eye on warship HMS Belfast and fear the worst. Can they stop their arch-nemesis and his new henchman? (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Scrambled! Wishfart: We Are Cheetah Face!: When the gang wishes for a short cut to fame, they become roadies for the Lead Dude of Rock. (20 minutes)
- 9:30am Love Your Garden: Phillips, Woking: This week, Alan Titchmarsh comes to the aid of a Falklands veteran and his wife who need help turning their barren back garden into a planting paradise. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm What Would Your Kid Do?: Jason Manford hosts the final episode of the series which challenges parents to guess what their children will do in a variety of entertaining situations. (1 hour)
- 3:30pm The Harbour: The harbour community has survived another winter, and it is the day of the big lift. The boats go back into the water on this day, signalling the start of another holiday season. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Durrells: Light-hearted drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. When the family learn that Leslie has three girlfriends, Louisa decides to help him choose which one to pick. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: The Good Karma Hospital: India-based hospital drama series. Ruby encounters new challenges as a blistering heatwave hits Kerala. Meanwhile, Lydia decides that Ruby is ready for her first solo night shift. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 5:15pm The Great Celebrity Bake Off...: ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Paul, Prue, Sandi and Noel return as celebs Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky Wilson and Perri Kiely make scones and self-portrait croquembouches. (Ep2, 5) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 7:00pm Britain's Polar Bear Cub: In December, a polar bear cub was born at Scotland's Highland Wildlife Park; the UK's first for 25 years. This programme goes behind the scenes to follow the extraordinary breeding efforts. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick and Angel Strawbridge continue their adventures in a dilapidated French chateau, facing a busy summer of weddings, events, while finally fixing the garden and stables. (S4 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Homeland: Active Measures: Carrie puts a plan in motion and Saul visits a source. Meanwhile, Keane makes a desperate plea. (S7 Ep5, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm Solace: (2015) Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins. A psychic former FBI analyst joins the hunt to catch a serial killer who also has psychic powers. Gory violence, sex, strong language, self-harm. (1 hour 55 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 9:00pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour)
- 10:05pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Expendables 2: Action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. The team of mercenaries are reunited to retrieve a mysterious object from the wreckage of a plane crash. (2012) (2 hours)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:55am The Inbetweeners: End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)
- 6:15pm The Great Celebrity Bake Off...: ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Paul, Prue, Sandi and Noel return as celebs Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky Wilson and Perri Kiely make scones and self-portrait croquembouches. (Ep2, 5) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 8:00pm Britain's Polar Bear Cub: In December, a polar bear cub was born at Scotland's Highland Wildlife Park; the UK's first for 25 years. This programme goes behind the scenes to follow the extraordinary breeding efforts. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick and Angel Strawbridge continue their adventures in a dilapidated French chateau, facing a busy summer of weddings, events, while finally fixing the garden and stables. (S4 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Homeland: Active Measures: Carrie puts a plan in motion and Saul visits a source. Meanwhile, Keane makes a desperate plea. (S7 Ep5, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:10am 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama. Police search in a Luton garden for the body of a woman who disappeared in 2003, as they turn up the heat on suspects in a case that's puzzled them for years. (S6 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:10am The Supervet: A tortoiseshell cat called Betsy needs a bionic implant to clear a cancerous tumour on her leg, and a Tibetan terrier called Beau has complicated surgery to treat hip dysplasia. (S11 Ep3, 6) (50 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Supervet: A tortoiseshell cat called Betsy needs a bionic implant to clear a cancerous tumour on her leg, and a Tibetan terrier called Beau has complicated surgery to treat hip dysplasia. (S11 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Match of the Day, Sir Bruce: A Celebration, Crufts, Amazing Hotels, One Born Every Minute and Troy: Fall of a City? (S11 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama. Police search in a Luton garden for the body of a woman who disappeared in 2003, as they turn up the heat on suspects in a case that's puzzled them for years. (S6 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:20am The Zoo: 2, 15. Poo Dunnit?: Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. Jurgen the gorilla thinks the zoo is selling the animals' poo, so he calls a poo strike. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:45am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand: Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:30am Horrible Histories: Formidable Florence Nightingale: Sketch comedy series. A tribute to Florence Nightingale, charting how she revolutionised medicine and the treatment of the sick. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:50am Strange Hill High: 7, 14. Read All About It: Animated series. Mitchell becomes a journalist for the school newspaper and decides it is easier to simply make stories up rather than look for real ones. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Dumping Ground: 8, 13. I Have a Dream: Drama series. Faith and Rick are at loggerheads, while Mo and Bailey become unlikely allies. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Dumping Ground: 9, 13. Sticks and Stones: Drama series. Bailey's dreams are thrown into jeopardy when his football coach shows his true colours. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 4:00pm Worst Year of My Life... Again: 11, 13. Alex King is living the worst year of his life, all over again. Alex sees an opportunity to get concert tickets to Nicola's favourite band. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 4:25pm Hank Zipzer: 11, 13. The Week I Became a Genius: It is the last week of term, but Hank is set extra work by Ms Adolf. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm My Life: Never Give Up: 5, 13. Documentary series. Kai has been expelled from school and has ADHD but he is not going to let that stand in the way of his dreams of showjumping glory. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Our School: True Colours: Documentary series following Year 7 students. Alojz, originally from Slovakia, is trying to find his place in Year 7, helped by a good friend from primary, Finley. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:30am Dinopaws: The Thing We Didn't Want to End: Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws decide to chase the sun to stop the day from ending. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:40am Olobob Top: Pic-Pic: Preschool animated series. When it starts raining, the Olobobs create Elesnorter, who blows the clouds away with his trunk and brings back the sun. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am The Furchester Hotel: Furgus and the New Plant: Preschool puppet show. The Furchesters have to find the perfect spot for a fussy pot plant who complains about everything, even the curtains! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Sleepover: Children's animation. Coco is staying at Bing's house for her first sleepover, but it is not long before the differences in their bedtime routines emerge. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:30am Bitz and Bob: 3, 22. Ready, Set, Check: Animated preschool series. It's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:50am Octonauts: 2, 24. Octonauts and the Hidden Lake: Animated deep sea adventure series. In Antarctica, Shellington discovers strange microscopic creatures living under the ice. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Lost Ladybird: Animated series. When Peter accidentally loses Lily's ladybird, the rabbits embark on a dangerous chase to recover her precious pet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Peter Rabbit Spring Special: The Tale...: ...of the Start of Spring. When Jemima's new egg goes missing, only Peter Rabbit is able to put together the clues. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 9:45am Bitz and Bob: 4, 22. Desert Road Trip: Animated preschool series. A race across the desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 10:55am Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: 2, 25. Woolly Mammoth and Tusk: Preschool adventure series. Andy arrives 30,000 years in the past, joins a herd of woolly mammoths and bumps into one of his own ancient ancestors. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Footy Pups: 11, 30. Mirroring: Rachel and the team learn how to mirror each other on the football pitch. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:05pm I Can Cook on the Go: 23, 26. Coleslaw Cucumber Sticks and Hockey: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make coleslaw cucumber sticks and have fun playing hockey. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:35pm Topsy and Tim: 8, 30. Car Wash: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim enjoy a morning of fun and games with Dad but grow impatient when they watch him clean the car on his own. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:45pm Topsy and Tim: 14, 30. Twin Twins: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim enjoy making life-sized cardboard cut-outs of themselves, but milk is accidentally spilled over Tim's cardboard twin. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:45pm Peter Rabbit Spring Special: The Tale...: ...of the Start of Spring. When Jemima's new egg goes missing, only Peter Rabbit is able to put together the clues. (25 minutes)
- 4:25pm Apple Tree House: Missing Milk: Preschool drama series. The residents' milk is going missing and all clues point towards Bella, Sam and a furry little stray cat that they have found. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: 1, 25. Argentinosaurus and Eggshell: Andy looks for an eggshell belonging to one of the biggest animals to ever walk the earth. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 5:00pm Treasure Champs: 7, 15. Creativity: When Kari is about to throw out an old box of rubbish, Barry shows her that they can use it for something creative instead. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:20pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 22, 26. Genie Competition: Drama series. Aladdin and Jamillah argue over who is the smartest, so Genie designs a competition to answer it once and for all. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:35pm Sarah & Duck: 37, 41. Bug's Button Bank: Animation. Bug's plant is looking droopy, but his button collecting seems to be the cause of the problem... Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: Tortoise Snooze: Animation. When it is time for Tortoise to hibernate, Sarah and Duck help him find a quiet place to sleep. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 45, 52. Calm in the Caves: Tiny and Small discover the froglets sitting abnormally silent and calm in their cave. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Visit: Animated adventures. Neep's friends and relations come to the island for a visit but their digging soon causes a few problems around the place. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Sooty: Five-Star Fish: When Richard is put in charge of Mr Slater's five-star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Sooty and Sweep help? (10 minutes)
- 6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: The Wooden Hill: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Jack is scared of the dark, meaning that going upstairs to fetch a bedtime book is a terrifying adventure... (10 minutes)
- 6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: A Tangled Web: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Cruelty to spiders leads to nasty consequences. (15 minutes)
- 6:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Teach a Spino to Fish: Jurassic adventures. Trek goes fishing and discovers a baby spinosaurus taking his fish. Realising that its mum is not around, he teaches it to catch fish. (15 minutes)
- 7:05am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: The Kids Are Alright: Captain America and Iron Man join forces with Inferno and Ms Marvel to stop another Inhuman, The Ghost, from stealing Friday. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Hopping Mad!: Animated antics of hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady has invited the Mayor for tea, but frogspawn in Mr Bean's bath have hatched. (20 minutes)
- 8:30am New: Spy School: Operation Bad Guy Cruise: The Spy School cadets discover that Goldfist has his eye on warship HMS Belfast and fear the worst. Can they stop their arch-nemesis and his new henchman? (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Wishfart: We Are Cheetah Face!: When the gang wishes for a short cut to fame, they become roadies for the Lead Dude of Rock. (20 minutes)
- 12:35pm The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Sleepover: Comedy series. Taylor hosts a sleepover for her new gymnastics team. Unfortunately, Frankie and Louie team up to try and scare Taylor's friends out of the house. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Make It Pop: Robomania: Musical comedy series. Sun Hi considers a solo career, while Jodi's internship causes problems with Caleb. Corki reprograms Chip to be flashier. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Bear Grylls Survival School: The kids have been airlifted by helicopter into the Welsh mountains. After a night out alone they are hungry and exhausted, but the only food on the menu is wild squirrels. (30 minutes)
- 4:25pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Time Manager: Henry is not the only one worried by Dad's brilliant new idea to make the most of the day. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Skipping Lesson: Animation. A day out with Great Aunt Greta could be Henry's worst nightmare, but sometimes things do not turn out the way that you think... (15 minutes)
- 4:55pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Climbing Frame Clincher: The Purple Hand Gang and The Secret Club face off when Henry and Margaret cannot agree on who gets to go on the climbing frame. (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Winning Ticket: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry's feeling lucky, lucky, lucky, but will it be a case of winner takes all? (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:20am The Zoo: 2, 15. Poo Dunnit?: Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. Jurgen the gorilla thinks the zoo is selling the animals' poo, so he calls a poo strike. (10 minutes)
- 7:45am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand: Animated series. Envious at Danger Mouse's ever-growing medal collection, Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. (15 minutes)
- 8:30am Horrible Histories: Formidable Florence Nightingale: Sketch comedy series. A tribute to Florence Nightingale, charting how she revolutionised medicine and the treatment of the sick. (30 minutes)
- 11:50am Strange Hill High: 7, 14. Read All About It: Animated series. Mitchell becomes a journalist for the school newspaper and decides it is easier to simply make stories up rather than look for real ones. (20 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Dumping Ground: 8, 13. I Have a Dream: Drama series. Faith and Rick are at loggerheads, while Mo and Bailey become unlikely allies. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Dumping Ground: 9, 13. Sticks and Stones: Drama series. Bailey's dreams are thrown into jeopardy when his football coach shows his true colours. (25 minutes)
- 4:00pm Worst Year of My Life... Again: 11, 13. Alex King is living the worst year of his life, all over again. Alex has a chance to win Nicola over when he sees an opportunity to get concert tickets to see her favourite band. (25 minutes)
- 4:25pm Hank Zipzer: 11, 13. The Week I Became a Genius: It is the last week of term and most of the school are taking part in a fun activities week. Except Hank, who has to perform a presentation on Einstein. (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm My Life: Never Give Up: 5, 13. Documentary series. Kai has been expelled from school and has ADHD but he is not going to let that stand in the way of his dreams of showjumping glory. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Our School: True Colours: Documentary series following Year 7 students. Alojz, originally from Slovakia, is trying to find his place in Year 7, helped by a good friend from primary, Finley. (30 minutes)
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