Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Friday 18th September

BBC ONE S West (1)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: A chalet bungalow in a bad state of repair in East Peckham in Kent, a piece of land in Tredegar in Wales and an end-terrace in Hartshill in Warwickshire are all sold at auction. Also in HD. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: The teams are in Leominster with Christina Trevanion and experts Kate Bliss and Tim Weeks. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Land Girls: 5, 5. Period drama series. Connie stands up to the overbearing Bishop in order to win Henry's respect. Finch discovers how Esther funded Martin's operation. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: 3, 25. Alistair Appleton helps a couple from Worcestershire find the perfect home in Cornwall. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
7:30pm Garden Rescue: 2, 25. Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich brothers compete to design a £3,000 Ibiza-themed party garden for a family in Wokingham. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:30pm EastEnders: Chantelle is determined to find a way out. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 1, 6. The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. Contains strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO (2)

12:30am Manctopia: Billion Pound...: ...Property Boom. 3, 4. As towers rise on the skyline, homeless people and low-income earners are often forced into shelters when the city's affordable housing stock falls short. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
8:00am The Repair Shop: In the Repair Shop today, the team takes on an ancient penny farthing, an extraordinary portrait painted by mouth, an old clocking-on clock and a battered leather briefcase. Also in HD. (1 hour)
4:15pm Oceans: Indian Ocean: 5, 8. The team explores the tropics of the Indian Ocean and search for the elusive dugong. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Romantics and Us with Simon...: ...Schama. 2, 3. Simon Schama explores how the romantics became the first explorers of the unconscious. Also in HD. (1 hour)
10:35pm State of the Union: 10, 10. The prospect of continued counselling dents Tom's optimism, but Louise likes what he says about love. Deals with adult themes. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
11:20pm Battlestar Galactica: Expecting convicts to work for their freedom, Apollo instead finds persuasive prisoner Tom Zarek plotting a power-play. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (45 minutes)

ITV (3)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Gabby tries to escape her hurt. Things start looking up for Sam. Annie is remembered. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Abi dreads Kevin's reaction to her confession. Tracy pushes Steve to confront Leanne. Kirk believes that Nicky is Daniel's new girlfriend. (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:35pm Vera: Dark Angel: Crime drama. When the body of a drug addict is found face down in a river, DCI Vera Stanhope is forced to unearth a case from the past in order to unmask the killer. S7 Ep2 (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

1:45am Lodgers for Codgers: Dog groomer Liah-Rose moves in with high-octane pensioners Carolynne and David in Reading. Jake swaps living with mum for lodging with 61-year-old Christene in Pontefract. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
2:40am Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Anna dehorns two rare and dangerous black rhinos. Jenna and Sean tackle the issue of human and elephant conflict. (Ep15) (55 minutes)
3:35am Can We Cure Kids' Cancer?: A look at three families receiving pioneering cancer treatment at The Royal Marsden Hospital, including a girl taking a new targeted drug and a toddler awaiting a stem cell transplant. (55 minutes)
5:20am Food Unwrapped: Favourite investigations. Jimmy Doherty visits Europe's biggest brewery. Kate Quilton challenges Matt Tebbutt to make crumpets. And Matt discovers why maple syrup is so expensive. (S17 Ep6) (30 minutes)
8:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter: Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list. (30 minutes)
8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors: Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his possessions lying around the house. (30 minutes)
9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas: Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend to the boy's father and then makes it worse by repeating his mistake. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Sharing Kirby: Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur. (30 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Two Bad Neighbors: George Bush Sr moves into Evergreen Terrace, but Bart destroys his memoirs, sparking a feud between the ex-president and his new neighbour Homer. (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Simpsons: Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield: The family are invited to join an exclusive country club, but while Homer, Bart and Lisa make themselves at home, Marge has trouble adjusting. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Lodgers for Codgers: Formerly homeless Cairo moves in with 66-year-old inline skater Bonnie in west London. And Lucy, who's 25, tests out lodging in Norfolk as an alternative to living in her camper van. (Ep4) (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Five Guys a Week: Tara is looking for a man who can make her laugh. Five men - including a Peter Kay lookalike and a muscly oven cleaner - move in with her for a week. Who will she choose? (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm First Dates: Anthony has a wild past. He meets Lawrence, who's never been in love and feels his 'dating river has run dry'. And Bev dates Howard, a former bank manager with a famous face. (S14 Ep3) (1 hour)

Channel 5 (5)

3:10am NCIS: US crime series. The NCIS agents' personal plans are interrupted when each of them catches errors in a seemingly cut-and-dried closed case. (S13 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
3:55am NCIS: After an American couple is attacked in Iraq, Gibbs questions the lone survivor of a Special Ops group that was attacked months earlier in the same area. (S13 Ep 18) (45 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Atlantic: A Year in the Wild: Documentary series exploring the wilderness and wildlife of the Atlantic Ocean. With the onset of Spring, the Atlantic comes back to life and hope returns. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour)

ITV2 (6)

1:20am Roswell, New Mexico: Stay (I Missed You): Following Rosa's resurrection, Liz focuses on moving out of Roswell with Rosa, but side effects from the resurrection begin to affect Rosa. S2 Ep1 (55 minutes)
8:00am Emmerdale: Paddy wants to involve the police. Things escalate for Charity. Amelia feels overwhelmed by the stress of her situation. (30 minutes)
8:30am Emmerdale: Amelia's worried. Leyla double books, leaving Gabby out in the cold. David admits to Leyla that he's missed her help. (30 minutes)
9:25am Superstore: Maternity Leave: Amy is shocked to discover she has no maternity leave and has to return to work two days after her baby is born, while Jonah and Garrett interview applicants. S4 Ep6 (30 minutes)
9:55am Superstore: New Initiative: Amy unwittingly meets Jonah's parents during an initiative that forces all employees to be friendlier to customers, while Garrett and Dina have a smiling contest. S4 Ep7 (30 minutes)
10:25am Roswell, New Mexico: Stay (I Missed You): Following Rosa's resurrection, Liz focuses on moving out of Roswell with Rosa, but side effects from the resurrection begin to affect Rosa. S2 Ep1 (1 hour)
11:25am Dinner Date: Coren: Culinary dating series. Coren from London chooses three dates from five menus. Which lucky guy will join her for seconds after the meals are eaten and the dates are over? S6 Ep23 (1 hour)
12:25pm Emmerdale: Paddy wants to involve the police. Things escalate for Charity. Amelia feels overwhelmed by the stress of her situation. (30 minutes)
12:55pm Emmerdale: Amelia's worried. Leyla double books, leaving Gabby out in the cold. David admits to Leyla that he's missed her help. (35 minutes)
10:00pm Family Guy: Peter's Def Jam: While the guys try to start a podcast, Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom. S15 Ep12 (30 minutes)
10:30pm Family Guy: Bookie of the Year: Animated comedy. Chris's baseball skills prove lucrative. In a show dedicated to his memory, Frank Sinatra Jr opens an Italian restaurant with Stewie and Brian. S15 Ep2 (25 minutes)
10:55pm Family Guy: American Gigg-Olo: Animated comedy. With airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money. Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. S15 Ep3 (30 minutes)
11:25pm American Dad!: Killer Vacation: Animated series. During the Smith family's vacation Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director - an ex war criminal - at their resort. S9 Ep2 (30 minutes)
11:55pm American Dad!: Stan's Best Friend: Animated series. The family's new pet suffers a horrific accident, but Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident. S8 Ep14 (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

2:10am Britain's Greatest Pilot: The...: ...Extraordinary Story of Capt Winkle Brown. The FAA pilot recounts his experiences up to and during the Second World War. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

12:05am A Touch of Frost: Nothing to Hide: Detective Inspector Jack Frost is called upon to solve the death of a young drug addict amid allegations of police incompetence. David Jason stars. S2 Ep3 (2 hours 5 minutes)
2:10am Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Veiled Lady: Poirot and Hastings are summoned to a meeting with a lady determined to preserve her anonymity, but Poirot finds unexpected secrets behind the veil. S2 Ep3 (50 minutes)
7:55am Heartbeat: Who's Sorry Now?: A new doctor arrives in Aidensfield, and Merton is put under pressure when Jenny becomes convinced that he is having an affair. S14 Ep11 (1 hour)
10:35am A Touch of Frost: Nothing to Hide: Detective Inspector Jack Frost is called upon to solve the death of a young drug addict amid allegations of police incompetence. David Jason stars. S2 Ep3 (2 hours 5 minutes)
12:40pm Heartbeat: In Sickness and in Health: A kidnap case leaves Vernon's carefully choreographed wedding plans in chaos, and Merton has to choose between his wife and his career. S14 Ep12 (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:55pm Midsomer Murders: Death in Disguise: When the founder of a nearby commune is murdered, DCI Barnaby is faced with an eccentric cast of suspects including a psychic and a boy who has lost his tongue. S1 Ep4 (2 hours)
5:55pm A Touch of Frost: Quarry: Crime drama. Frost delves into the world of animal rights when a young protester is fatally injured in a confrontation with stewards at a meeting of the Denton Lacey Hunt. S3 Ep2 (2 hours 5 minutes)
8:00pm Doc Martin: The Shock of the New: Drama series about a curmudgeonly doctor. Louisa's return further raises questions about their relationship, perhaps they need to spend more time apart. S7 Ep2 (1 hour)
9:00pm Doc Martin: It's Good to Talk: Drama series about a curmudgeonly doctor. Louisa is less than enthused when Martin's therapist suggests they have therapy as a couple. S7 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:05pm DCI Banks: Strange Affair Part 2: When a body found at Halton quarry turns out to be his missing brother, Banks must return to his childhood home to inform his parents of the terrible news. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
11:05pm Liar: Drama series. When a deception in Laura's personal life comes to light, she is left with no one to turn to, and she resorts to dangerous methods to force Andrew's confession. S1 Ep5 (1 hour)

Pick (11)

2:00am Cop Squad: Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (9, 10) (1 hour)
9:00am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Officers look for a message in a bottle, while a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse. Plus, a young man receives a wake-up call. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
9:30am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end, and an ornate frame holds more than just a picture. Plus, a man is suspected of money laundering. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. While an American traveller has trouble recalling his hazy past, bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch. A bag is found in a restricted area, too. (S2, ep 11) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A traveller's belongings raise repeated alarms, and a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic. Plus, an American couple make the move to Alaska. (S2, ep 12) (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: When Life Means Life: Royston Jackson: Chilling account of British killer Royston Jackson. Jackson's second victim was a known sex-offender, a fact which proved problematic for officers on the case. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)

E4 (13)

12:05am Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lessons: When Sunnydale High is rebuilt, Buffy accompanies Dawn to school for her first day of classes - only to encounter evil spirits living in the basement. (S7 Ep1, 22) (55 minutes)
1:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10, 10) (30 minutes)
1:30am New: YOLO: Crystal Fantasy...: ... (15 minutes)
1:45am The Jellies! [adult swim]: Jellystripper: KY finds her true calling as a stripper. (S2 Ep2) (15 minutes)
2:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy: Rick takes Jerry on an adventure to a resort where everyone's immortal and Jerry meets some of Rick's vengeful old acquaintances. (S3 Ep5, 10) (25 minutes)
2:25am Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Top Gear, Versailles, Seventy with a Six Pack, 24 Hours in Police Custody, How to Get a Council House, the News and more. (S7 Ep16) (55 minutes)
3:20am The Inbetweeners: Will's Dilemma: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
3:50am The Inbetweeners: The Trip to Warwick: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, and the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
4:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2, 24) (20 minutes)
4:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
5:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9, 17) (25 minutes)
5:30am Man with a Plan: April Fools: When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (S2 Ep16) (30 minutes)
7:00am The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30am The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10, 17) (30 minutes)
11:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decide it's high time that Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt reopen an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
11:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Young Sheldon: A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Young Sheldon: A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Launch Acceleration: When Nasa inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
2:00pm Man with a Plan: We Hate Money: Adam and Don realise they need to bring in more business, so film a commercial for their firm. And Andi works up the courage to ask for a raise. (S2 Ep19) (30 minutes)
2:30pm Man with a Plan: We Got a Girl: Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits hoping she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (S2 Ep20) (30 minutes)
3:00pm The Goldbergs: Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
3:30pm The Goldbergs: The Spencer's Gift: Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than before. (S2 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos. (S3 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Young Sheldon: A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12, 22) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Young Sheldon: A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks Friday Favourites: A classic episode from 2003. Sisters Debbie and Steph feud over Dan. Mandy and Tony's argument sparks romance. Ellie is fearful of her husband Toby. Becca struggles to assert her authority. (30 minutes)
9:00pm Fantastic Four: Rise of the...: ...Silver Surfer: (2007) Tough fantasy sequel. The superheroes must put their personal problems aside to fight the Silver Surfer, who has destroyed a series of planets and is now on Earth. (1 hour 50 minutes)
10:50pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Beneath You: Buffy and her friends help a woman who's being pursued by a gigantic worm-like creature, but discover that its appearance in Sunnydale is linked to Anya. (S7 Ep2, 22) (1 hour)
11:50pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Same Time, Same Place: Willow's return proves problematic when she can't see her friends, and is left behind with a creature that paralyses its victims and flays them alive. (S7 Ep3, 22) (1 hour)

Film4 (14)

11:00am The Bravados: (1958) Brooding western starring Joan Collins and Gregory Peck. A man hunts down the four escaped prisoners who he believes are responsible for the murder of his wife. (2 hours 5 minutes)
3:10pm Rage at Dawn: (1955) Western starring Randolph Scott. A private detective infiltrates the notorious Reno Brothers gang in an attempt to outwit them. But the corrupt townsfolk are also on the gang's side. (1 hour 50 minutes)
5:05pm The Lady Vanishes: (1979) Elliott Gould and Cybill Shepherd star in this remake of Hitchcock's thriller as two people who are thrown into a world of political intrigue on a train in pre-war Germany. (2 hours 5 minutes)
9:00pm RED 2: (2013) Comedy-thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker. A retired secret agent and his girlfriend get dragged into a perilous adventure. With Helen Mirren. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (15)

12:00am Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: In California, Gordon helps out barbecue and seafood restaurant Sandra Dee's, by updating the 20-year-old dining room's faded decor and overhauling the kitchen and menu. (S1 Ep8, 8) (55 minutes)
2:45am Lodgers for Codgers: Dog groomer Liah-Rose moves in with high-octane pensioners Carolynne and David in Reading. Jake swaps living with mum for lodging with 61-year-old Christene in Pontefract. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
3:40am Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Anna dehorns two rare and dangerous black rhinos. Jenna and Sean tackle the issue of human and elephant conflict. (Ep15) (55 minutes)
4:35am Can We Cure Kids' Cancer?: A look at three families receiving pioneering cancer treatment at The Royal Marsden Hospital, including a girl taking a new targeted drug and a toddler awaiting a stem cell transplant. (55 minutes)
6:20am Food Unwrapped: Favourite investigations. Jimmy Doherty visits Europe's biggest brewery. Kate Quilton challenges Matt Tebbutt to make crumpets. And Matt discovers why maple syrup is so expensive. (S17 Ep6) (30 minutes)
9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter: Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list. (30 minutes)
9:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors: Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his possessions lying around the house. (30 minutes)
10:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas: Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend to the boy's father and then makes it worse by repeating his mistake. (30 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Sharing Kirby: Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur. (30 minutes)
11:05am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Two Bad Neighbors: George Bush Sr moves into Evergreen Terrace, but Bart destroys his memoirs, sparking a feud between the ex-president and his new neighbour Homer. (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Simpsons: Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield: The family are invited to join an exclusive country club, but while Homer, Bart and Lisa make themselves at home, Marge has trouble adjusting. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Lodgers for Codgers: Formerly homeless Cairo moves in with 66-year-old inline skater Bonnie in west London. And Lucy, who's 25, tests out lodging in Norfolk as an alternative to living in her camper van. (Ep4) (1 hour)
11:00pm New: Five Guys a Week: Tara is looking for a man who can make her laugh. Five men - including a Peter Kay lookalike and a muscly oven cleaner - move in with her for a week. Who will she choose? (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)

More 4 (18)

1:15am Kiri: Alice and Jim are shocked to hear that the police case against Nate might not be straightforward after all, and Tobi is furious with the police for their treatment of his family. (Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:20am Shocking Emergency Calls: The horrific story of how a chimpanzee made a brutal attack that would change lives forever, plus a chilling call from an online predator. (Ep2) (1 hour)
3:20am Father Ted: The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4, 10) (30 minutes)
12:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Stephanie sets out to restore her chateau's original greenhouse. Lee and Belinda expand their outdoor venue. Jayne and Steve have their work cut out with their disused orangery. (S3 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:10pm Building the Dream: In Devon, Charlie Luxton helps glass-blower Siddy Langley to self-build a combined home and studio. But flooding and huge loan payments jeopardise the project. (S2 Ep7, 11) (1 hour 5 minutes)
4:55pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Otters Diego and Icana have never mated; can new male Tarubu light Icana's fire? Andean bears Lima and Madidi aren't getting on. And two butterflies get drunk on fermented fruit. (S7 Ep5) (1 hour)
5:55pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: In Long Eaton in Derbyshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Tuck family, who can't decide whether to renovate or sell their cramped three-bedroom semi. (S3 Ep2, 7) (1 hour)
6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Stephanie's renovations could take longer than anticipated. Lee starts constructing a solar panel system for an outdoor swimming pool. Jayne takes decorating to artistic heights. (S3 Ep10) (1 hour)
7:55pm Grand Designs: Artists Freddie and Ben plan to convert a huge barn in Essex into a live-work area that is seven times the size of an average three-bed house. But is there such a thing as too much space? (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm New: 23 Cases: Brand new series: Slick German crime thriller from Walter Presents. Henry takes over when Tara is sent on leave, but she withholds vital information from him. In German, subs. (Ep2, 6) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode, filmed behind the scenes at St George's, focuses on the important links we have to our immediate family and the qualities that we inherit from our parents. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Retired builder Roger has fallen four metres from his daughter's roof. And Tad, 29, is at St George's with a dangerously high heart rate, which could lead to a stroke. (S7 Ep8, 8) (1 hour)

Dave (19)

10:00am Red Dwarf: Kryten: Classic sci-fi comedy following the clownish crew. Holly intercepts a distress call from a crashed spaceship and the crew meet a certain mechanoid named Kryten. (40 minutes)
10:40am Red Dwarf: Better than Life: Beloved space sitcom. Rimmer and Lister discover a computer game that allows them to experience their fantasies. But not everyone can control their minds. (40 minutes)
11:20am Red Dwarf: Thanks for the Memory: Stellar comedy. The crew get drunk to celebrate the anniversary of Rimmer's death, but wake to find their memories of the last four days have been wiped. (40 minutes)
1:00pm Top Gear: Paddy reveals his ultimate cheap, luxurious off-roader: the homebuilt `Dirty Rascal'. Chris races the 2.5m McLaren Speedtail against the RAF's newest fighter jet. (1 hour)
2:00pm Top Gear: The team takes a road trip in second-hand convertibles. Chris Harris puts the Ariel Atom through its paces, and Freddie Flintoff goes bungee jumping in an old Rover. (1 hour)
4:00pm Top Gear: Paddy, Freddie and Chris are sent on a high-altitude mountain expedition across Peru in second-hand American cars. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Freddie and Chris tackle the Baja 1000. Out on the track, there is a showdown between a Renault hot hatch, a Porsche sports car - and an old Lamborghini. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

12:40am Silent Witness: Double Dare: Feature-length mystery with the team of forensic pathologists. Nikki revisits a case from the past when a girl she proved innocent of murder is herself murdered. (2 hours 25 minutes)
8:00pm Father Brown: New. The Kembleford Dragon: The sleuth must stop a much-loved institution from going off the rails when the local stationmaster is murdered. Mark Williams stars. (1 hour)
9:00pm Maisie Raine: Go Bananas: Pauline Quirke is the tough detective inspector in the engaging crime series. Maisie decides to take a trainee detective with her when she goes after a stalker. (1 hour)
10:00pm New Tricks: Moving Target: The hugely popular crime drama series with a cast of the nation's favourites. The UCOS team reinvestigate a hit and run that left a cycle courier with amnesia. (1 hour 20 minutes)

5 USA (21)

1:50am CSI: New York: Damned If You Do: Crime drama. A woman identifies her son as the culprit responsible for a brutal assault that left her husband dead - but another man confesses to the murder. (S7 Ep 3) (1 hour)
2:50am CSI: New York: Sangre Por Sangre: Crime drama. Members of a notorious Puerto Rican gang start turning up dead after their former leader - who Mac helped put away - is released from prison. (S7 Ep 4) (45 minutes)
10:05am CSI: New York: The CSIs suspect that a woman's death might be the work of a serial killer, and Mac reconnects with his first partner after an ex-con they put away begins stalking him. (S7 Ep 20) (1 hour)
5:05pm NCIS: US naval crime drama series. When a Navy reservist returns home to find her husband missing and her living room covered in blood, she turns to the NCIS team. (S10 Ep 20) (55 minutes)
7:00pm NCIS: Frame Up: Drama series about the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. Tony is accused of murdering a woman whose body is found at Quantico. (S3 Ep 9) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: Probie: US drama series based on the navy's dedicated federal agency. McGee kills an undercover cop in the line of duty and then faces a tense investigation. (S3 Ep 10) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

12:50am Scarface: Hard-hitting crime drama starring Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer, 1983. A determined Cuban immigrant takes over a Miami drug cartel and succumbs to greed. (2 hours 10 minutes)
7:25am The Return of Sherlock Holmes: The Bruce Partington Plans: Holmes is perplexed by his brother's behaviour until Mycroft reveals that a murder has a link with the theft of some vital and secret submarine plans. S2 Ep12 (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:35am Minder: The Cruel Canal: Arthur and Ray take their cargo of dodgy videos onto the glorious waterways of England - otherwise known as the canal between Willesden and Limehouse. S8 Ep13 (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:40am The Professionals: Fall Girl: When an old girlfriend from East Germany appears, Bodie is framed for assassination and hounded by Doyle and CI5. S2 Ep10 (1 hour 10 minutes)
5:00pm The Professionals: Backtrack: Bodie and Doyle take on the guise of burglars to investigate an embassy with a sinister secret. S2 Ep11 (1 hour 10 minutes)

Yesterday (25)

11:00am Abandoned Engineering: The Valkyrie Assassin: The underground base with the power to destroy a nation, the site linked with an attempt to kill a dictator, and an ancient world discovered in the American wilderness. (1 hour)
2:00pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn follows his family's roots by exploring Metroland, the area around the Metropolitan Railway, and in Great Malvern learns about the woman behind the decorative 1860s station. (1 hour)
3:00pm Secrets Of The Manor House: Secrets of Highclere Castle: Highclere Castle is perhaps best known as the backdrop to the smash hit costume drama Downton Abbey, but it has its own thrilling real-life tales to tell. (1 hour)
4:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Escape from Devil's Island: Claustrophobic prison cells that contain a story worthy of international acclaim, and a vast mountainside complex that held the power to change the world. (1 hour)
11:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Escape from Devil's Island: Claustrophobic prison cells that contain a story worthy of international acclaim, and a vast mountainside complex that held the power to change the world. (1 hour)

ITVBe (26)

8:50am Be Beautiful: Tia Ward: Make-up tutorial. Today, beauty blogger Tia Ward shows how to pull off a beautiful Gigi Hadid-inspired dark lips look. S2 Ep4 (10 minutes)
9:00pm Botched: Human Dolls: Reality series. Two doctors try to help patients who underwent plastic surgery with undesirable results. The series begins with the case of a woman with a uniboob. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
10:00pm Botched: Janice Dickinson Knows Breast: Reality series. Janice Dickinson visits the doctors to replace her 30-year-old breast implants and a man goes under the knife to fix his nose. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (27)

12:25am American Dad!: Love, American Dad Style: Animated series. Roger falls in love with Hayley after he hires her to sing at his new bar, but takes his crush too far. S9 Ep1 (30 minutes)
12:55am American Dad!: Dr Klaustus: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Roger is ready to engage his alter ego and act as the Smith family therapist, but he is sent to Iraq before starting work. S8 Ep13 (30 minutes)
2:20am Roswell, New Mexico: Stay (I Missed You): Following Rosa's resurrection, Liz focuses on moving out of Roswell with Rosa, but side effects from the resurrection begin to affect Rosa. S2 Ep1 (55 minutes)
9:00am Emmerdale: Paddy wants to involve the police. Things escalate for Charity. Amelia feels overwhelmed by the stress of her situation. (30 minutes)
9:30am Emmerdale: Amelia's worried. Leyla double books, leaving Gabby out in the cold. David admits to Leyla that he's missed her help. (30 minutes)
10:25am Superstore: Maternity Leave: Amy is shocked to discover she has no maternity leave and has to return to work two days after her baby is born, while Jonah and Garrett interview applicants. S4 Ep6 (30 minutes)
10:55am Superstore: New Initiative: Amy unwittingly meets Jonah's parents during an initiative that forces all employees to be friendlier to customers, while Garrett and Dina have a smiling contest. S4 Ep7 (30 minutes)
11:25am Roswell, New Mexico: Stay (I Missed You): Following Rosa's resurrection, Liz focuses on moving out of Roswell with Rosa, but side effects from the resurrection begin to affect Rosa. S2 Ep1 (1 hour)
12:25pm Dinner Date: Coren: Culinary dating series. Coren from London chooses three dates from five menus. Which lucky guy will join her for seconds after the meals are eaten and the dates are over? S6 Ep23 (1 hour)
1:25pm Emmerdale: Paddy wants to involve the police. Things escalate for Charity. Amelia feels overwhelmed by the stress of her situation. (30 minutes)
1:55pm Emmerdale: Amelia's worried. Leyla double books, leaving Gabby out in the cold. David admits to Leyla that he's missed her help. (35 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: Peter's Def Jam: While the guys try to start a podcast, Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom. S15 Ep12 (30 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: Bookie of the Year: Animated comedy. Chris's baseball skills prove lucrative. In a show dedicated to his memory, Frank Sinatra Jr opens an Italian restaurant with Stewie and Brian. S15 Ep2 (25 minutes)
11:55pm Family Guy: American Gigg-Olo: Animated comedy. With airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money. Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. S15 Ep3 (30 minutes)

E4+1 (28)

12:05am Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Grave: After sucking all the magical energy out of Giles, a very powerful Willow sets off to destroy the world. And Buffy and Dawn fight off deadly creatures inside a pit. (S6 Ep22, 22) (1 hour)
1:05am Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lessons: When Sunnydale High is rebuilt, Buffy accompanies Dawn to school for her first day of classes - only to encounter evil spirits living in the basement. (S7 Ep1, 22) (55 minutes)
2:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10, 10) (30 minutes)
2:30am New: YOLO: Crystal Fantasy...: ... (15 minutes)
2:45am The Jellies! [adult swim]: Jellystripper: KY finds her true calling as a stripper. (S2 Ep2) (15 minutes)
3:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy: Rick takes Jerry on an adventure to a resort where everyone's immortal and Jerry meets some of Rick's vengeful old acquaintances. (S3 Ep5, 10) (25 minutes)
3:25am Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Top Gear, Versailles, Seventy with a Six Pack, 24 Hours in Police Custody, How to Get a Council House, the News and more. (S7 Ep16) (55 minutes)
4:20am The Inbetweeners: Will's Dilemma: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
4:50am The Inbetweeners: The Trip to Warwick: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, and the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
5:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2, 24) (20 minutes)
5:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
6:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9, 17) (25 minutes)
6:30am Man with a Plan: April Fools: When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (S2 Ep16) (30 minutes)
8:00am The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30am The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10, 17) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decide it's high time that Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt reopen an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Young Sheldon: A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Young Sheldon: A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Launch Acceleration: When Nasa inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
3:00pm Man with a Plan: We Hate Money: Adam and Don realise they need to bring in more business, so film a commercial for their firm. And Andi works up the courage to ask for a raise. (S2 Ep19) (30 minutes)
3:30pm Man with a Plan: We Got a Girl: Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits hoping she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (S2 Ep20) (30 minutes)
4:00pm The Goldbergs: Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
4:30pm The Goldbergs: The Spencer's Gift: Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than before. (S2 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos. (S3 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
6:00pm Young Sheldon: A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12, 22) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Young Sheldon: A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks Friday Favourites: A classic episode from 2003. Sisters Debbie and Steph feud over Dan. Mandy and Tony's argument sparks romance. Ellie is fearful of her husband Toby. Becca struggles to assert her authority. (30 minutes)
10:00pm Fantastic Four: Rise of the...: ...Silver Surfer: (2007) Tough fantasy sequel. The superheroes must put their personal problems aside to fight the Silver Surfer, who has destroyed a series of planets and is now on Earth. (1 hour 50 minutes)
11:50pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Beneath You: Buffy and her friends help a woman who's being pursued by a gigantic worm-like creature, but discover that its appearance in Sunnydale is linked to Anya. (S7 Ep2, 22) (1 hour)

5STAR (30)

9:10am My Wife and Kids: Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay is devastated when the day of their anniversary arrives and Michael decides to play golf rather than spend time with her. (S2 Ep 29) (30 minutes)
9:40am My Wife and Kids: Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) (25 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: After speaking with Amber, Ziggy decides to stand by Dean. They meet Deans son, Jai. Despite safety fears, Bella and Nikau are growing closer. (30 minutes)

Paramount Network (31)

9:30am Knight Rider: Drama series about a man who fights for justice in an incredible supercar. A mobster uses a dune buggy race to cover his escape across the border. (S4 Ep 17) (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:35am The A-Team: Classic action drama series. After crash-landing in the backwoods of America, the team run into a band of crazed mountain men. (S1 Ep 9) (1 hour)
11:35am The A-Team: Classic action drama series. The team come to the aid of a farmer who faces bankruptcy when a rival stops him from delivering his produce to market. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour 10 minutes)
4:00pm The A-Team: Classic action drama series. Two Native Americans dedicated to preserving their homeland enlist the help of the A-Team to stop rustlers. (S2 Ep 5) (1 hour)
5:00pm The A-Team: Classic action drama series. Two Native Americans dedicated to preserving their homeland enlist the help of the A-Team to stop rustlers. (S2 Ep 6) (1 hour)

ITV +1 (33)

12:40am The Singapore Grip: Singapore for Beginners: When rubber baron Walter Blackett's power and stability is rocked by new arrivals and the looming threat of a Japanese invasion, he forms a cunning plan. Ep1 (50 minutes)
8:00pm Emmerdale: Gabby tries to escape her hurt. Things start looking up for Sam. Annie is remembered. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Abi dreads Kevin's reaction to her confession. Tracy pushes Steve to confront Leanne. Kirk believes that Nicky is Daniel's new girlfriend. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:35pm Vera: Dark Angel: Crime drama. When the body of a drug addict is found face down in a river, DCI Vera Stanhope is forced to unearth a case from the past in order to unmask the killer. S7 Ep2 (1 hour 50 minutes)

ITV3+1 (34)

9:00pm Doc Martin: The Shock of the New: Drama series about a curmudgeonly doctor. Louisa's return further raises questions about their relationship, perhaps they need to spend more time apart. S7 Ep2 (1 hour)
10:00pm Doc Martin: It's Good to Talk: Drama series about a curmudgeonly doctor. Louisa is less than enthused when Martin's therapist suggests they have therapy as a couple. S7 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm DCI Banks: Strange Affair Part 2: When a body found at Halton quarry turns out to be his missing brother, Banks must return to his childhood home to inform his parents of the terrible news. S2 Ep2 (55 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (44)

4:10am NCIS: US crime series. The NCIS agents' personal plans are interrupted when each of them catches errors in a seemingly cut-and-dried closed case. (S13 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
4:55am NCIS: After an American couple is attacked in Iraq, Gibbs questions the lone survivor of a Special Ops group that was attacked months earlier in the same area. (S13 Ep 18) (45 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Atlantic: A Year in the Wild: Documentary series exploring the wilderness and wildlife of the Atlantic Ocean. With the onset of Spring, the Atlantic comes back to life and hope returns. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour)

Film4+1 (45)

12:00pm The Bravados: (1958) Brooding western starring Joan Collins and Gregory Peck. A man hunts down the four escaped prisoners who he believes are responsible for the murder of his wife. (2 hours 5 minutes)
4:10pm Rage at Dawn: (1955) Western starring Randolph Scott. A private detective infiltrates the notorious Reno Brothers gang in an attempt to outwit them. But the corrupt townsfolk are also on the gang's side. (1 hour 50 minutes)
6:05pm The Lady Vanishes: (1979) Elliott Gould and Cybill Shepherd star in this remake of Hitchcock's thriller as two people who are thrown into a world of political intrigue on a train in pre-war Germany. (2 hours 5 minutes)
10:00pm RED 2: (2013) Comedy-thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker. A retired secret agent and his girlfriend get dragged into a perilous adventure. With Helen Mirren. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Challenge (46)

5:00am Pointless: Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by coming up with the general knowledge answers no-one else can think of. (S15, ep 29) (1 hour)
11:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 14) (30 minutes)
11:30am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 15) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Pointless: Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by coming up with the general knowledge answers no-one else can think of. (S15, ep 30) (1 hour)
11:00pm Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)

5SELECT (54)

12:00am The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies : Documentary series. Staffie crosses Rocky and Bentley are both extremely underweight and in need of help, but do they just a decent meal or is something else wrong? (S6 Ep 7) (1 hour)
2:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational series. Patients this week include regular Michael who is due to have his toe amputated, and Donovan who is stressed from caring for his wife. (S5 Ep 21) (1 hour)
3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. It's Christmas at Horfield Health Centre in Bristol. Dr Ahmad is trying to find out why her patient Robert is complaining of dizzy spells. (S5 Ep 22) (1 hour 5 minutes)
5:00pm The Yorkshire Vet: Reality series. Julian has two cases of mysterious lumps - on a Highland cow and an event horse. Peter helps a ewe deliver her first lambs and a micro pig too big for his house. (S4 Ep 4) (1 hour)
6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. It's a new year and Dr Ramshaw has some encouraging words for a patient named Nicola who is trying to lose weight. (S5 Ep 23) (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (79)

12:00am Big Zuu's Big Eats: Phil Wang: Big Zuu is back on home turf - cooking for comedian Phil Wang who is performing his Philly Philly Wang Wang show in London's West End. (40 minutes)
11:00am Red Dwarf: Kryten: Classic sci-fi comedy following the clownish crew. Holly intercepts a distress call from a crashed spaceship and the crew meet a certain mechanoid named Kryten. (40 minutes)
11:40am Red Dwarf: Better than Life: Beloved space sitcom. Rimmer and Lister discover a computer game that allows them to experience their fantasies. But not everyone can control their minds. (40 minutes)
12:20pm Red Dwarf: Thanks for the Memory: Stellar comedy. The crew get drunk to celebrate the anniversary of Rimmer's death, but wake to find their memories of the last four days have been wiped. (40 minutes)
2:00pm Top Gear: Paddy reveals his ultimate cheap, luxurious off-roader: the homebuilt `Dirty Rascal'. Chris races the 2.5m McLaren Speedtail against the RAF's newest fighter jet. (1 hour)
3:00pm Top Gear: The team takes a road trip in second-hand convertibles. Chris Harris puts the Ariel Atom through its paces, and Freddie Flintoff goes bungee jumping in an old Rover. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Paddy, Freddie and Chris are sent on a high-altitude mountain expedition across Peru in second-hand American cars. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: Freddie and Chris tackle the Baja 1000. Out on the track, there is a showdown between a Renault hot hatch, a Porsche sports car - and an old Lamborghini. (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (101)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: A chalet bungalow in a bad state of repair in East Peckham in Kent, a piece of land in Tredegar in Wales and an end-terrace in Hartshill in Warwickshire are all sold at auction. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Christina Trevanion and today's teams are in Leominster, where Christina learns about the Leominster Ducking Stool, a punishment device that was used to duck rowdy locals in the river. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Land Girls: 5, 5. Period drama series. Connie stands up to the overbearing Bishop in order to win Henry's respect. Finch discovers how Esther funded Martin's operation. (45 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: 3, 25. Alistair Appleton helps a couple from Worcestershire find the perfect home in Cornwall. (45 minutes)
7:30pm Garden Rescue: 2, 25. Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich brothers compete to design a Â£3,000 Ibiza-themed party garden for a family in Wokingham. (30 minutes)
8:30pm EastEnders: Chantelle is determined to find a way out. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 1, 6. The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. Contains strong language and adult humour. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102)

12:30am Manctopia: Billion Pound...: ...Property Boom. 3, 4. As towers rise on the skyline, homeless people and low-income earners are often forced into shelters when the city's affordable housing stock falls short. (45 minutes)
8:00am The Repair Shop: In the Repair Shop today, the team takes on an ancient penny farthing, an extraordinary portrait painted by mouth, an old clocking-on clock and a battered leather briefcase. (1 hour)
4:15pm Oceans: Indian Ocean: 5, 8. In the first of two episodes in the rich tropical waters of the Indian Ocean, the team explores its remote and pristine underwater worlds and go in search of the elusive dugong. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Romantics and Us with Simon...: ...Schama. 2, 3. Simon Schama explores how the romantics became the first explorers of the unconscious. (1 hour)
10:35pm State of the Union: 10, 10. The prospect of continued counselling dents Tom's optimism, but Louise likes what he says about love. Deals with adult themes. (10 minutes)
11:20pm Battlestar Galactica: Expecting convicts to work for their freedom, Apollo instead finds persuasive prisoner Tom Zarek plotting a power-play. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. (45 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Gabby tries to escape her hurt. Things start looking up for Sam. Annie is remembered. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Abi dreads Kevin's reaction to her confession. Tracy pushes Steve to confront Leanne. Kirk believes that Nicky is Daniel's new girlfriend. (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:35pm Vera: Dark Angel: Crime drama. When the body of a drug addict is found face down in a river, DCI Vera Stanhope is forced to unearth a case from the past in order to unmask the killer. S7 Ep2 (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

1:45am Lodgers for Codgers: Dog groomer Liah-Rose moves in with high-octane pensioners Carolynne and David in Reading. Jake swaps living with mum for lodging with 61-year-old Christene in Pontefract. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
2:40am Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Anna dehorns two rare and dangerous black rhinos. Jenna and Sean tackle the issue of human and elephant conflict. (Ep15) (55 minutes)
3:35am Can We Cure Kids' Cancer?: A look at three families receiving pioneering cancer treatment at The Royal Marsden Hospital, including a girl taking a new targeted drug and a toddler awaiting a stem cell transplant. (55 minutes)
5:20am Food Unwrapped: Favourite investigations. Jimmy Doherty visits Europe's biggest brewery. Kate Quilton challenges Matt Tebbutt to make crumpets. And Matt discovers why maple syrup is so expensive. (S17 Ep6) (30 minutes)
8:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter: Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list. (30 minutes)
8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors: Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his possessions lying around the house. (30 minutes)
9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas: Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend to the boy's father and then makes it worse by repeating his mistake. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Sharing Kirby: Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur. (30 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Two Bad Neighbors: George Bush Sr moves into Evergreen Terrace, but Bart destroys his memoirs, sparking a feud between the ex-president and his new neighbour Homer. (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Simpsons: Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield: The family are invited to join an exclusive country club, but while Homer, Bart and Lisa make themselves at home, Marge has trouble adjusting. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Lodgers for Codgers: Formerly homeless Cairo moves in with 66-year-old inline skater Bonnie in west London. And Lucy, who's 25, tests out lodging in Norfolk as an alternative to living in her camper van. (Ep4) (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Five Guys a Week: Tara is looking for a man who can make her laugh. Five men - including a Peter Kay lookalike and a muscly oven cleaner - move in with her for a week. Who will she choose? (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm First Dates: Anthony has a wild past. He meets Lawrence, who's never been in love and feels his 'dating river has run dry'. And Bev dates Howard, a former bank manager with a famous face. (S14 Ep3) (1 hour)

Channel 5 HD (105)

3:10am NCIS: US crime series. The NCIS agents' personal plans are interrupted when each of them catches errors in a seemingly cut-and-dried closed case. (S13 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
3:55am NCIS: After an American couple is attacked in Iraq, Gibbs questions the lone survivor of a Special Ops group that was attacked months earlier in the same area. (S13 Ep 18) (45 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Nicolette and Chloe are on a high from their secret fun, but Jane and Hendrix have both noticed they're up to something. Shane's therapy session goes well. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Tane, Ari and Mackenzie are in in a race against time to find Bella and Nikau, who are already far away and contemplating their situation. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Atlantic: A Year in the Wild: Documentary series exploring the wilderness and wildlife of the Atlantic Ocean. With the onset of Spring, the Atlantic comes back to life and hope returns. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour)

CBBC (201)

7:20am Danger Mouse: Queen of the Weevils. Animated series. In trying to prove he does not believe in magic, Danger Mouse accidentally unleashes an evil magical queen into the world. (15 minutes)
7:55am Odd Squad: Agent Oksana's Kitchen Nightmares. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents try to resolve a disagreement between Ms O and Oksana. (15 minutes)
9:40am Horrible Histories: Fantastic...: ...Firsts Special. Fantastic Firsts Special. A special show featuring some of history's greatest firsts. (30 minutes)
1:50pm Hetty Feather (Signed): The Folly. Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (25 minutes)
2:15pm Jamie Johnson (Signed): New Signing. Jamie is poised to sign for Hawkstone United if he passes his medical and his interview with Howard Royle goes smoothly. What could possibly go wrong? (30 minutes)
2:45pm Danger Mouse: Megahurtz Attacks. Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when they lead to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world. (10 minutes)
4:10pm Odd Squad: The Cherry-on-Top-Inator. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Agents recall how a beloved gadget helped them. (15 minutes)
4:25pm Danny and Mick: White Wedding. With a wedding to organise, nothing can go wrong today. But Danny accidentally orders 10,000 toilet rolls and needs to hide them from the boss. (15 minutes)
5:00pm Dumping Ground Island: Tyler's fear of reality takes him to a desert island where he must face his fears or risk losing his friends forever. (55 minutes)
7:05pm Horrible Histories: Episode 8. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. (25 minutes)
7:30pm So Awkward: Girls & Boys. Comedy series. Dressed up as boys for drama, the girls get mistaken for boys. Mrs Griggs is obsessed by a phone app game called Sweetie Swap. (30 minutes)
8:05pm Dumping Ground Island: Tyler's fear of reality takes him to a desert island where he must face his fears or risk losing his friends forever. (55 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

7:00am Bing: Helping Hoppity. Bing, Sula and Pando are playing superheroes in the park. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
7:05am Bing: Story. Bing and Coco have a disagreement over what story to read to Charlie. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:40am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of Dr Bobtail's Adventure. Animated series. When Squirrel Nutkin feels too poorly to move, the rabbits must sneak Dr Bobtail on to Owl Island. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
7:55am Bitz & Bob: Castle Bake Off. Animated preschool series. The pizza bake-off is heading for disaster with the kitchen door locked and no key! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
8:05am Octonauts: Porcupine Puffer. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso venture inside a whale shark to retrieve a porcupine puffer fish. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
9:20am Bing: Skipping. Bing gets frustrated when Sula learns to skip before he does. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
9:30am Twirlywoos: Louder and Louder. Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos find out how to make loud noises when they play on a drum kit. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
11:20am Pablo: Nothing to Worry About. Mum has lost something, leading Pablo to become very worried despite Mum's reassurances. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
12:30pm Katie Morag: Katie Morag and the Seals Singing. Live-action children's show set in Scotland. Katie Morag and her classmates have a lesson on the beach, dressed in seal costumes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
12:45pm Sarah & Duck: Duck Flies. Animation. Duck sees some migrating ducks flying in the sky. He decides he would like to try it too. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
1:25pm Bing: Fossil. Sula finds a beautiful fossil in the Howly Woods, so Bing wants to find one too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
2:25pm Olobob Top: Fairy. Preschool animated series. Big Fish has hiccups! Crunch has a new fairy friend that no one else can see. The Olobobs make Hairy Fairy, who is really bad at magic. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
2:30pm Pablo: Box of Button. Pablo loves his uncle's box of buttons, but Tang can't resist letting all the buttons out. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
3:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Locked Cage. Animated series. When Mr McGregor locks him in a cage with Sammy Whiskers, Peter must join forces with the rat to escape. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
4:05pm Andy's Aquatic Adventures: Andy and the Galapagos Sea Lions. Andy blasts off in his safari sub to the Galapagos to see how sea lions deal with flies. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
5:40pm Sarah & Duck: Scarf Lady's House. Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Scarf Lady welcomes Sarah and Duck to her house full of scarves. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
6:10pm Clangers: Puffball. Animation about a family of small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. Small makes his own space hopper, but unexpectedly it hops him into orbit! Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

6:25am Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. Windriders: When the Guardians fail to find Storm Tower, they call on the advice of Elder Sophos to help them prevent possible defeat at the hands of Xathor. S1 Ep19 (15 minutes)
6:40am Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. A Slice of Thin Air: Riff attempts to become the Supreme Gormian when the Guardians discover that whoever can 'split the wind in two' will gain this title. S1 Ep20 (10 minutes)
7:50am The Epic Tales of Captain...: ... Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Bombastic Blathering of Brainy...: George and Harold head to a new school that's the opposite of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. S1 Ep22 (31 minutes)
8:50am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Spring Clean: Mr Bean's room is a mess, so he decides to give his flat a spring clean - with predictably disastrous results. S1 Ep8 (15 minutes)
9:05am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. No Pets: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets. S1 Ep9 (15 minutes)
10:45am Spy School: Operation Costume Chaos: Goldfist has a new partner in crime creating evil disguises for his henchmen. Can the Spy School cadets identify and stop the creative nuisance in time? S1 Ep9 (25 minutes)
11:10am Project Z: East Kilbride: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in East Kilbride, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape. S2 Ep1 (25 minutes)
12:00pm Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Night and Day: Animated reboot. The Gray and Houseman mining operation calls on International Rescue to rescue a malfunctioning vehicle stranded on the planet Mercury. S3 Ep4 (25 minutes)
12:50pm Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. Windriders: When the Guardians fail to find Storm Tower, they call on the advice of Elder Sophos to help them prevent possible defeat at the hands of Xathor. S1 Ep19 (15 minutes)
1:05pm Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. A Slice of Thin Air: Riff attempts to become the Supreme Gormian when the Guardians discover that whoever can 'split the wind in two' will gain this title. S1 Ep20 (15 minutes)
4:00pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Spring Clean: Mr Bean's room is a mess, so he decides to give his flat a spring clean - with predictably disastrous results. S1 Ep8 (15 minutes)
4:15pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. No Pets: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets. S1 Ep9 (15 minutes)
5:00pm New: The Epic Tales of Captain...: ... Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Crazy Caustic Spray of The...: George and Harold goad Melvin into making a time machine to go to ancient Rome. S1 Ep23 (31 minutes)
5:31pm Project Z: Exmouth: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in Exmouth, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape. S2 Ep2 (29 minutes)
6:00pm Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Night and Day: Animated reboot. The Gray and Houseman mining operation calls on International Rescue to rescue a malfunctioning vehicle stranded on the planet Mercury. S3 Ep4 (30 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

7:20am Danger Mouse: Queen of the Weevils. Animated series. In trying to prove he does not believe in magic, Danger Mouse accidentally unleashes an evil magical queen into the world. (15 minutes)
7:55am Odd Squad: Agent Oksana's Kitchen Nightmares. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents try to resolve a disagreement between Ms O and Oksana. (15 minutes)
9:40am Horrible Histories: Fantastic...: ...Firsts Special. Fantastic Firsts Special. A special show featuring some of history's greatest firsts. (30 minutes)
1:50pm Hetty Feather (Signed): The Folly. Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (25 minutes)
2:15pm Jamie Johnson (Signed): New Signing. Jamie is poised to sign for Hawkstone United if he passes his medical and his interview with Howard Royle goes smoothly. What could possibly go wrong? (30 minutes)
2:45pm Danger Mouse: Megahurtz Attacks. Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when they lead to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world. (10 minutes)
4:10pm Odd Squad: The Cherry-on-Top-Inator. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Agents recall how a beloved gadget helped them. (15 minutes)
4:25pm Danny and Mick: White Wedding. With a wedding to organise, nothing can go wrong today. But Danny accidentally orders 10,000 toilet rolls and needs to hide them from the boss. (15 minutes)
5:00pm Dumping Ground Island: Tyler's fear of reality takes him to a desert island where he must face his fears or risk losing his friends forever. (55 minutes)
7:05pm Horrible Histories: Episode 8. Historical sketch show. Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song. (25 minutes)
7:30pm So Awkward: Girls & Boys. Comedy series. Dressed up as boys for drama, the girls get mistaken for boys. Mrs Griggs is obsessed by a phone app game called Sweetie Swap. (30 minutes)
8:05pm Dumping Ground Island: Tyler's fear of reality takes him to a desert island where he must face his fears or risk losing his friends forever. (55 minutes)

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