Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Saturday 19th October

BBC ONE S West (1)

9:20pm Casualty: 9, 46. Rash and Mason finally make peace, and Archie is reunited with guilt when the abusive ex-teacher she had taken vengeance on returns to the ED. (50 minutes)

BBC TWO (2)

1:55am War in the Blood: Intimate documentary following two patients through groundbreaking 'first in-human' trials for a treatment described as the beginning of the end of cancer. Contains some strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
12:00pm Hairy Bikers: Route 66: 5, 6. The bikers cross the state of Arizona and attend a traditional Navajo barbecue. (1 hour)
2:30pm Earth's Greatest Spectacles: 3, 3. A look at some of earth's greatest spectacles. How a yearly flood creates the lush wetland of the Okavango Delta in the middle of the vast Kalahari Desert. (1 hour)
3:30pm World's Most Extraordinary Homes: 1, 4. Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin explore extraordinary homes built in mountain locations around the world, meeting the owners and architects. (1 hour)
5:30pm What Britain Buys And Sells In...: ...A Day. 3, 3. The logistics that enable Britain to buy and sell millions of cars around the world. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

3:00am The Level: Crime drama series. Nancy finally sees the truth but struggles to persuade Newman she is right. With nothing to lose, she must operate outside the law one last time. S1 Ep6 (50 minutes)
6:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
7:00am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Restaurant: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a meal out of his birthday celebration. S1 Ep36 (15 minutes)
7:15am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Art Thief: Animated antics. When Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit. S1 Ep37 (15 minutes)
11:30pm Lethal Weapon: The Roger and Me: While Murtaugh and Cole investigate the murder of an underground MMA fighter, Murtaugh realises his fighting moves aren't as sharp as they once were. S3 Ep12 (55 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

1:25am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 35 minutes)
6:55am Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra: Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. (25 minutes)
7:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes: Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. (25 minutes)
7:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23, 23) (20 minutes)
8:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (25 minutes)
8:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (30 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Dark Victory: After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. (30 minutes)
1:05pm The Simpsons: Marge Be Not Proud: Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save. (30 minutes)
1:35pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror III: The Simpsons' Halloween Special III: The Simpsons throw a Halloween party during which Lisa, Grampa and Bart each tell a scary story. (30 minutes)
2:05pm The Simpsons: Homer Loves Flanders: Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... (30 minutes)
2:35pm The Simpsons: Hungry Hungry Homer: Homer goes on hunger strike when he discovers that the Springfield Isotopes baseball team are planning to move to Albuquerque. (30 minutes)
3:05pm The Simpsons: Pokey Mom: When Homer ends up in the prison infirmary after visiting the prison rodeo, Marge notices the artistic talent of inmate Jack Crowley, and vouches for him at his parole hearing. (30 minutes)
3:35pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Chester's male lemurs' peaceful life is changed by a female arrival. Can Permata, a young Javan green magpie, impress female Metina and help boost their endangered population? (S4 Ep5, 10) (1 hour)
7:00pm Britain's Most Historic Towns: Professor Alice Roberts tells the story of Edwardian Britain by visiting Cardiff, which grew rich selling the coal that powered the Empire. (S2 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
8:00pm New: Great British Car Journeys: Christopher Timothy and Peter Davison set off on a classic British seaside adventure from the New Forest to the Jurassic Coast and Burgh Island, and drive some famous cars. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm Get Out: (2017) Oscar-winning horror starring Daniel Kaluuya and Allison Williams. A black photographer's first meeting with his white girlfriend's parents goes badly. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

4:00am GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A Polish lady is in agony, but needs her daughter to translate before Dr Khan can diagnose gallstones. A baby has hand, foot and mouth disease. (S6 Ep 15) (45 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

12:10am Family Guy: The Fat Guy Strangler: Animated comedy. Lois learns that she has a brother in a mental institution and has him released to live with the Griffins...but then the deaths start. S4 Ep18 (25 minutes)
12:35am American Dad!: Lost in Space: Animated series. Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him. S9 Ep18 (30 minutes)
1:05am American Dad!: For Black Eyes Only: Animated series. Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife on their honeymoon, so Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down. S9 Ep13 (30 minutes)
1:35am The Cleveland Show: Crazy Train: Freight Train invites Cleveland to a low-rider vehicle convention, leading Donna to think that her father-in-law might be having a mental breakdown. S4 Ep22 (30 minutes)
2:05am The Cleveland Show: Mr. & Mrs. Brown: Cleveland and his mother are mistaken for husband and wife while visiting a local retirement community. Meanwhile, Rallo steals a chocolate bar. S4 Ep21 (25 minutes)
6:25am Emmerdale Omnibus: Faith has convictions over Moira and what she's up to. Chas and Paddy worry, whilst Robert and Aaron have big decisions to make. (2 hours 40 minutes)
9:05am Coronation Street Omnibus: Gemma and her bump get stuck in a turnstile. Marion challenges Shona for custody of Max. David comes face to face with Josh in prison. (2 hours 5 minutes)
1:05pm Valentine's Day: Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts, 2010. A series of couples and singles in Los Angeles get together and break up on Valentine's Day. (1 hour)
2:10pm Valentine's Day: Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts, 2010. A series of couples and singles in Los Angeles get together and break up on Valentine's Day. (1 hour 20 minutes)
4:30pm Step Up Revolution: Romantic drama, 2012. Emily arrives in Miami with aspirations of becoming a professional dancer and soon falls in love with a young man who leads a dance crew. (1 hour)
5:35pm Step Up Revolution: Romantic drama, 2012. Emily arrives in Miami with aspirations of becoming a professional dancer and soon falls in love with a young man who leads a dance crew. (50 minutes)
6:25pm Jurassic Park: The Lost World: Action-adventure sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore, 1997. A research team's observation project on the newly released dinosaurs of Jurassic Park comes under threat. (1 hour 30 minutes)
8:00pm Jurassic Park: The Lost World: Action-adventure sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore, 1997. A research team's observation project on the newly released dinosaurs of Jurassic Park comes under threat. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Hangover: Comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2010. Three friends wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before and the groom missing. (1 hour)
10:05pm The Hangover: Comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2010. Three friends wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before and the groom missing. (1 hour)
11:05pm Family Guy: Stewie B Goode - Part 1: Animated comedy about family life. After losing a swimming competition, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival using explosives. (30 minutes)
11:35pm Family Guy: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz: Animated comedy series about family life. When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. S4 Ep19 (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

12:05am The Last Pirates: Britain's...: ...Rebel DJs. How pirate DJs played a game with the law to create a platform for black music in the 80s. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
1:05am Peaky Blinders: 4, 6. Thomas Shelby's war with the Lee family of gypsies escalates. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
2:05am Peaky Blinders: 5, 6. Thomas Shelby has to deal with an IRA chief who wants to avenge his cousin's death. Contains some strong language, some sexual content and some violence. (55 minutes)
3:00am Peaky Blinders: 6, 6. Thomas Shelby prepares to take on Billy Kimber but secrets divide his family. Contains some strong language, sexual content and some violence. (1 hour)
8:00pm Wild China: 3, 6. Series about the creatures that live in China's most beautiful landscapes. This episode looks at the remote Tibetan Plateau, home to chiru antelopes, wild yaks and bears. (1 hour)
10:50pm Detectorists: 1, 6. Comedy series about two metal-detecting friends, with a BAFTA-winning performance by Toby Jones. The dark cloud of a solar farm threatens the tranquillity. (30 minutes)
11:20pm Detectorists: 2, 6. Comedy series about two metal-detecting friends. Just as they're losing their farm, Lance and Andy start finding good stuff. But old enemies are sniffing around. (30 minutes)
11:50pm Detectorists: 3, 6. Comedy series about two metal-detecting friends. Andy and Lance go to great lengths to protect their land. An audacious theft leaves Lance reeling. Andy quits his job. (30 minutes)

ITV3 (10)

3:25am Wild at Heart: The family remains estranged after Caroline moves back to Clearwater House with Du Plessis, who appears to be having a major breakdown and is convinced he has seen Peeters's ghost. S7 Ep5 (50 minutes)
4:15am Wild at Heart: Danny is in prison accused of murdering Peeters and Du Plessis is determined to prove his friend's innocence. Meanwhile, Rosie tries to run everything on her own. S7 Ep6 (50 minutes)
6:25am The Royal: Winners and Losers: The arrival of a new locum ruffles some feathers. A day at the races seems perfect for Carnegie and Catherine's first date - if they can avoid the others. S5 Ep9 (1 hour)
7:25am The Royal: Price of Progress: Medical drama. Dr Makori takes a crash course in dealing with Yorkshire folk. Stella deals with the confessions of a window cleaner. Carnegie has some news. S5 Ep10 (1 hour)
8:25am Inspector Morse: Deadly Slumber: Morse investigates when the founder of a private hospital is found dead and the father of one of the victim's patients is the prime suspect. S7 Ep1 (2 hours 20 minutes)
2:50pm Midsomer Murders: Ring Out Your Dead: Murder mystery series. The activities of the Pudding Club, an elite group at Devington College in Midsomer Parva, leads to murder. S5 Ep4 (2 hours 5 minutes)
4:55pm Foyle's War: A War of Nerves: Drama series set during the Second World War. An unexploded bomb at a busy shipyard leads to a startling discovery in a complex story of greed and politics. S4 Ep4 (2 hours 5 minutes)
7:00pm Midsomer Murders: Dark Secrets: The lives of an eccentric couple come under scrutiny when a council official is killed and Barnaby and Jones must unearth old family secrets to find the killer. S14 Ep2 (2 hours)
9:00pm Endeavour: Quartet: A death at an international sporting event leads Endeavour to investigate more than a crime. Meanwhile, Thursday continues to delve into the underworld activity of Oxford. S5 Ep5, 5 (2 hours)
11:00pm A Touch of Frost: One Man's Meat: Police drama series. Frost investigates the disappearance of a local environmental health officer, and faces domestic problems with the arrival of a new lodger. S6 Ep2 (2 hours)

Pick (11)

4:00am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 1) (30 minutes)
4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 11) (30 minutes)
5:00pm The Chase Celebrity Specials: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
10:00pm The Force: Manchester: Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. The force are thrown into action as the emergency calls rush in. (S2, ep 7) (1 hour)

E4 (13)

12:20am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - Fila Ogden in: Maggie's Got a Full Load: The Robot Chicken writers reveal what happened to Pee-Wee's Playhouse while he was searching for his stolen bicycle. (S10 Ep3, 10) (20 minutes)
12:40am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - Hermie Nursery in: Seafood Sensation: Robot Chicken puts together a musical number starring Offred and Commander Waterford from The Handmaid's Tale. (S10 Ep4, 10) (10 minutes)
12:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
1:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, making Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21, 24) (25 minutes)
1:45am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Royal Wedding, All Round to Mrs Brown's, A Very English Scandal, The Handmaid's Tale and Jamie's Quick & Easy Food? (S11 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:50am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Pash mops up a ghastly gravy gaffe, Sketch chases away a confusing chicken tattoo, Alice gives Danni an inspirational design, and Uzzi deletes a DIY disaster. (S5 Ep11) (55 minutes)
4:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Experiment: Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10, 23) (20 minutes)
5:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11, 23) (1 hour)
11:35am The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
12:05pm The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
12:35pm The Goldbergs: You're Not Invited: To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam. (S1 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
1:05pm The Goldbergs: The Age of Darkness: The family rallies round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
1:35pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) (30 minutes)
2:05pm Megamind: (2010) Animated adventure. There are unexpected consequences when a blue-skinned, large-headed alien supervillain outwits and defeats his superhero enemy. With the voice of Will Ferrell. (2 hours)
4:05pm The Great British Bake Off: The remaining bakers have their knowledge of pastry tested to the max with a savoury take on a French classic, a multi-layered Moroccan Technical, and a towering Showstopper. (S3 Ep8) (1 hour 15 minutes)
5:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
10:50pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of The Andrew Marr Show, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Snowman, First Dates, The Apprentice and The Secret Life of the Zoo? (S12 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:55pm First Dates: When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour steps in: waiter Sam. Debbie's been married twice, but now says she's 'in the infancy of lesbianism'. (S4 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (14)

4:35pm Paddington: (2014) Part-animated family fun. Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins and Nicole Kidman star in this adaptation of Michael Bond's tales of the adventures of a small bear (voiced by Ben Whishaw). (1 hour 50 minutes)
6:35pm Now You See Me: (2013) Thriller with Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher and Morgan Freeman. Four magicians commit a series of impressively bold robberies. (2 hours 15 minutes)
9:00pm Spy: (2015) Comedy action-thriller starring Melissa McCarthy. A CIA intelligence officer abandons her desk job to track down a stolen nuclear weapon. Very strong language and violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (15)

2:25am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 35 minutes)
7:55am Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra: Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. (25 minutes)
8:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes: Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. (25 minutes)
8:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23, 23) (20 minutes)
9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (25 minutes)
9:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (30 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: Dark Victory: After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. (30 minutes)
2:05pm The Simpsons: Marge Be Not Proud: Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save. (30 minutes)
2:35pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror III: The Simpsons' Halloween Special III: The Simpsons throw a Halloween party during which Lisa, Grampa and Bart each tell a scary story. (30 minutes)
3:05pm The Simpsons: Homer Loves Flanders: Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... (30 minutes)
3:35pm The Simpsons: Hungry Hungry Homer: Homer goes on hunger strike when he discovers that the Springfield Isotopes baseball team are planning to move to Albuquerque. (30 minutes)
4:05pm The Simpsons: Pokey Mom: When Homer ends up in the prison infirmary after visiting the prison rodeo, Marge notices the artistic talent of inmate Jack Crowley, and vouches for him at his parole hearing. (30 minutes)
4:35pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Chester's male lemurs' peaceful life is changed by a female arrival. Can Permata, a young Javan green magpie, impress female Metina and help boost their endangered population? (S4 Ep5, 10) (1 hour)
8:00pm Britain's Most Historic Towns: Professor Alice Roberts tells the story of Edwardian Britain by visiting Cardiff, which grew rich selling the coal that powered the Empire. (S2 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Great British Car Journeys: Christopher Timothy and Peter Davison set off on a classic British seaside adventure from the New Forest to the Jurassic Coast and Burgh Island, and drive some famous cars. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
10:00pm Get Out: (2017) Oscar-winning horror starring Daniel Kaluuya and Allison Williams. A black photographer's first meeting with his white girlfriend's parents goes badly. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)

Really (17)

12:00am Ghost Adventures: Return to the Riviera: Paranormal sleuthing in haunted locations across the US. Zac and the team revisit an old haunt now scheduled for demolition: the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. (55 minutes)
12:55am Ghost Adventures: Chinese Town of Locke: The team investigate the deserted town of Locke, California. What will be waiting for them in the eerie town formerly run by the Chinese mafia? (1 hour 5 minutes)
4:50am Ghost Adventures: Old Town San Diego: Ghost-hunting that will give you the goosebumps. The crew visit a historic house and a haunted hotel in San Diego and Nick experiences physical contact. (45 minutes)
6:00am Escape to the Country: Property series. Aled Jones helps a couple of wildfowl enthusiasts find a home with five acres of land, a large kitchen, three bedrooms and some naturally-fed ponds. (1 hour)
10:00pm Into the Fire: Documentary series following the work of the West Midlands Fire Service. Firefighters take on a blaze on the sixth floor of a high rise only weeks after the London Grenfell tragedy (1 hour)

More 4 (18)

12:05am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on patients recovering from broken bones as well as broken relationships. Fifty-year-old Nikki and her mum Angela have been in a serious car crash. (S8 Ep10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:10am The Secret Life of the Zoo: Two of Chester Zoo's Grevy's zebras are about to give birth. Meanwhile, Asiatic lioness Kumari seems to be losing interest in her partner Iblis. Plus: warthogs and sloths. (S2 Ep1, 6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:15am The Supervet: A puppy called Maya is rushed to the surgery after being hit by a car. A Great Dane has a tumour requiring a high risk operation. And a chihuahua hurts her paw chasing a cat. (S8 Ep2, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode meets patients and families looking to the future rather than dwelling on the past. Scott, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia as a teenager, has badly cut his knee. (S8 Ep13) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on caring and kindness, from family, friends and hospital staff. Sam, who's 13, has come off her bike at high speed during a race and landed on her head. (S9 Ep4, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm Father Ted: Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading: Easter is fast approaching, so Ted decides to get on with the important business of working out what to sacrifice for Lent. (S2 Ep8, 10) (35 minutes)
11:40pm Father Ted: New Jack City: Ted and Dougal attempt to rescue Father Jack from the notorious St Clabbert's Old Priests' Home, where he has been sent for treatment for his hairy hands. (S2 Ep9, 10) (30 minutes)

Dave (19)

7:10am Top Gear: A 'best bits' compilation, featuring Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and the Stig. The appropriately named Jimmy Carr goes on a behind-the-scenes tour of the studio. (50 minutes)
8:00am Top Gear: The young-at-heart trio negotiate insurance companies and accident repairs in the search for the perfect car for a 17-year-old. Stephen Fry is their quite interesting guest. (1 hour)
2:00pm Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (30 minutes)
2:30pm Lazy Boy Garage: Carina: Tim Glover finds a super rare two-door Toyota Carina as the Lazy Boys try to move into the Japanese retro car scene, but this time they may have bitten off more than they can chew. (30 minutes)
4:00pm Top Gear: The fun-packed petrolhead show, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson and co. The chaps try to prove that a fly-drive holiday to Florida is more fun if you buy a car rather than rent one. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Matt LeBlanc and Chris Harris review the new Bentley Continental GT, while Rory Reid test-drives the new Renault Megane hot hatch. With guest Gregory Porter. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

12:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Blood and Water: Detective Inspector Mike Shepherd is sent to the New Zealand town of Brokenwood to investigate the death of a farmer in this opening episode of the drama series. (2 hours)
2:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Sour Grapes: Crime drama series set in the fictitious New Zealand town of Brokenwood. Shepherd investigates when a prominent wine critic is found dead inside a fermenting vat. (2 hours)
4:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Playing the Lie: Neill Rea stars in the crime drama set in the fictitious town of Brokenwood in New Zealand. DI Shepherd investigates when the owner of a golf club drops dead. (2 hours)
6:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Hunting the Stag: Neill Rea stars in the crime drama from New Zealand. Shepherd investigates when a groom-to-be doesn't come back from a stag weekend spent hunting in the bush. (2 hours)
9:00pm Silent Witness: Discovery: Emilia Fox stars in a feature-length forensics mystery. When a photogenic young teacher goes missing, Jack and Nikki find themselves at the centre of a media storm. (2 hours 30 minutes)

5 USA (21)

4:30pm Columbo: the Greenhouse Jungle: Feature-length detective drama starring Peter Falk and Ray Milland. A collector of rare plants convinces his nephew to fake his own kidnapping but the nephew turns up dead. (1972) (1 hour 30 minutes)
6:00pm NCIS: Crime series. The team investigates a series of murders that resemble previous cases. Meanwhile, two of Gibbs' ex-wives show up to discuss important business. (S12 Ep 11) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. The team investigate when a Navy lieutenant who is set to be the first openly gay service member to receive the Medal of Honour is murdered. (S12 Ep 13) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

2:30pm The Pink Panther: Classic comedy starring Peter Sellars and David Niven, 1963. An inept French policeman is sent to Rome to catch a notorious jewel thief seeking a gem called The Pink Panther. (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:40pm The Pink Panther: Classic comedy starring Peter Sellars and David Niven, 1963. An inept French policeman is sent to Rome to catch a notorious jewel thief seeking a gem called The Pink Panther. (1 hour 15 minutes)
4:55pm Made in Britain: Featuring a company that makes hand-sewn Union Jacks for Buckingham Palace, wood burning stoves sold around the world, beautiful homemade marbles and a staple of British kitchens. (1 hour)
8:00pm Mr. Bean: Back to School Mr. Bean: When the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean goes back to school, he scares a boy in the chemistry lab and blushes at the sight of a nude model in the art class. Ep11 (35 minutes)
8:35pm Mr. Bean: Tee Off, Mr. Bean: Rowan Atkinson stars as the individual who turns ordinary situations into moments of embarrassment. Bean has problems on a crazy golf course. Ep12 (30 minutes)
9:05pm Benidorm: Joyce is furious with Monty and Sam, can they get rid of Sammy? Meanwhile, Doreen decides to send Pauline's novel to publishers. S10 Ep7 (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:10pm Sudden Death: Action thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, 1995. A former fireman takes on a group of terrorists who have taken the Vice President hostage during the Stanley Cup Final. (1 hour)
11:15pm Sudden Death: Action thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, 1995. A former fireman takes on a group of terrorists who have taken the Vice President hostage during the Stanley Cup Final. (1 hour 10 minutes)

Yesterday (25)

12:00am Impossible Railways: City Limits: A look at the planet's most incredible metropolitan railways, and how they help people solve distinctly urban problems. Including a project to upgrade New York's transit system. (1 hour)
2:00am Who Do You Think You Are?: Twiggy: Model Twiggy discovers the harsh realities of life in Victorian London, as she delves into her mum's family history and discovers which ancestor was a bit of a rogue. (1 hour)
9:00am Forbidden History: The Illuminati: Jamie Theakston sheds light on the ultra-secretive Rosicrucian Order, whose members included Leonardo Da Vinci and Isaac Newton. Are they the real-life 'illuminati'? (1 hour)
10:00am Forbidden History: The Oracles: Jamie Theakston journeys to Greece and Italy to hear the truth about oracles. These mysterious figures - such as the one at Delphi - reputedly spoke the word of the gods. (1 hour)
11:00am Forbidden History: Top Secret Nazi UFOs: Jamie Theakston investigates the curious claim that the Nazis started to build flying saucers during WWII. Hear the startling truth behind a historical legend. (1 hour)
12:00pm Forbidden History: The Genius of Nikola Tesla: Jamie Theakston brings to light the life and work of enigmatic inventor Nikola Tesla. Conspiracy theorists believe that the Serb was hushed up - but why? (1 hour)
1:00pm South Pacific: Ocean of Islands: A spectacular exploration of the remote South Pacific islands. Discover how their isolation has created everything from giant crabs to flesh-eating caterpillars. (1 hour)
2:00pm South Pacific: Castaways: Another trip to the South Pacific isles. Discover how the region's 20,000 islands were colonised by the Polynesians and take a peek at the varied local fauna. (1 hour)
3:00pm South Pacific: Endless Blue: An illuminating voyage to the remote South Pacific islands. Much of this blue wilderness is a marine desert, where sharks, whales and turtles must fight to survive. (1 hour)
4:00pm South Pacific: Ocean of Islands: A spectacular exploration of the remote South Pacific islands. Discover how their isolation has created everything from giant crabs to flesh-eating caterpillars. (1 hour)
5:00pm South Pacific: Castaways: Another trip to the South Pacific isles. Discover how the region's 20,000 islands were colonised by the Polynesians and take a peek at the varied local fauna. (1 hour)
6:00pm South Pacific: Endless Blue: An illuminating voyage to the remote South Pacific islands. Much of this blue wilderness is a marine desert, where sharks, whales and turtles must fight to survive. (1 hour)
11:00pm Steam Train Britain: Behind the scenes of three preserved steam railway lines - the South Devon Railway heritage line, the Ffestiniog and Welsh Highlands Railway and the Great Central Railway. (1 hour)

ITVBe (26)

12:20am Be Beautiful: Danielle Armstrong: Make-up tutorial. Make-up artist Lyndsey Harrison shows TOWIE star Danielle Armstrong how to create a fun and flowery festival look. S2 Ep1 (20 minutes)
6:00am Be Tasty: Kimberly Wyatt - Turkey Burger: Cookery series. Kimberly Wyatt rustles up a quick and easy family favourite - turkey burgers with cranberry mayo and sweet potato fries. (10 minutes)
8:50am Be Beautiful: Make-up tutorial. This time, beauty blogger Tia Ward shows how to create this stunning Rihanna-inspired look. S2 Ep15 (10 minutes)
3:55pm Sam and Billie:...: ... The Mummy Diaries. After Sam's session with her life coach to deal with her trichotillomania, she catches up with Paul. Billie and Greg get into shape for summer. S6 Ep6 (1 hour 5 minutes)
5:00pm Dinner Date: Zoe: Culinary dating show. Zoe from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S4 Ep26 (1 hour)
6:00pm Dinner Date: Ryan: Culinary dating series. Ryan from Manchester chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S4 Ep25 (1 hour)
7:00pm Dinner Date: Sarah-Jane: Sarah-Jane from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S4 Ep24 (1 hour)
8:00pm Dinner Date: David: Culinary dating show. David from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S4 Ep23 (1 hour)
9:00pm Botched: Boob-Watch: Baywatch's Nicole Eggert wants smaller breasts after her last surgeon gave her implants that were too big. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (27)

12:40am Family Guy: The Griffin Family History: Animated comedy about family life. After robbers enter the house, the family hides in Peter's panic room, where he tells them about their ancestry. (30 minutes)
1:10am Family Guy: The Fat Guy Strangler: Animated comedy. Lois learns that she has a brother in a mental institution and has him released to live with the Griffins...but then the deaths start. S4 Ep18 (25 minutes)
1:35am American Dad!: Lost in Space: Animated series. Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him. S9 Ep18 (30 minutes)
2:05am American Dad!: For Black Eyes Only: Animated series. Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife on their honeymoon, so Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down. S9 Ep13 (30 minutes)
2:35am The Cleveland Show: Crazy Train: Freight Train invites Cleveland to a low-rider vehicle convention, leading Donna to think that her father-in-law might be having a mental breakdown. S4 Ep22 (30 minutes)
3:05am The Cleveland Show: Mr. & Mrs. Brown: Cleveland and his mother are mistaken for husband and wife while visiting a local retirement community. Meanwhile, Rallo steals a chocolate bar. S4 Ep21 (25 minutes)
7:25am Emmerdale Omnibus: Faith has convictions over Moira and what she's up to. Chas and Paddy worry, whilst Robert and Aaron have big decisions to make. (2 hours 40 minutes)
10:05am Coronation Street Omnibus: Gemma and her bump get stuck in a turnstile. Marion challenges Shona for custody of Max. David comes face to face with Josh in prison. (2 hours 5 minutes)
2:05pm Valentine's Day: Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts, 2010. A series of couples and singles in Los Angeles get together and break up on Valentine's Day. (1 hour)
3:10pm Valentine's Day: Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts, 2010. A series of couples and singles in Los Angeles get together and break up on Valentine's Day. (1 hour 20 minutes)
5:30pm Step Up Revolution: Romantic drama, 2012. Emily arrives in Miami with aspirations of becoming a professional dancer and soon falls in love with a young man who leads a dance crew. (1 hour)
6:35pm Step Up Revolution: Romantic drama, 2012. Emily arrives in Miami with aspirations of becoming a professional dancer and soon falls in love with a young man who leads a dance crew. (50 minutes)
7:25pm Jurassic Park: The Lost World: Action-adventure sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore, 1997. A research team's observation project on the newly released dinosaurs of Jurassic Park comes under threat. (1 hour 30 minutes)
9:00pm Jurassic Park: The Lost World: Action-adventure sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore, 1997. A research team's observation project on the newly released dinosaurs of Jurassic Park comes under threat. (1 hour)
10:00pm The Hangover: Comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2010. Three friends wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before and the groom missing. (1 hour)
11:05pm The Hangover: Comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2010. Three friends wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before and the groom missing. (1 hour)

E4+1 (28)

12:20am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: Rick Potion #9: Rick helps Morty win over his classmate Jessica, the girl of his dreams, by giving his grandson a potion that will make her attracted to him at the school dance. (S1 Ep6, 11) (30 minutes)
12:50am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: The Ricks Must Be Crazy: Rick, Morty and Summer go to the cinema in an alternate universe but when they return to the ship, they find that its battery is flat and it won't fly. (S2 Ep6, 10) (30 minutes)
1:20am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - Fila Ogden in: Maggie's Got a Full Load: The Robot Chicken writers reveal what happened to Pee-Wee's Playhouse while he was searching for his stolen bicycle. (S10 Ep3, 10) (20 minutes)
1:40am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - Hermie Nursery in: Seafood Sensation: Robot Chicken puts together a musical number starring Offred and Commander Waterford from The Handmaid's Tale. (S10 Ep4, 10) (10 minutes)
1:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
2:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, making Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21, 24) (25 minutes)
2:45am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Royal Wedding, All Round to Mrs Brown's, A Very English Scandal, The Handmaid's Tale and Jamie's Quick & Easy Food? (S11 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:50am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Pash mops up a ghastly gravy gaffe, Sketch chases away a confusing chicken tattoo, Alice gives Danni an inspirational design, and Uzzi deletes a DIY disaster. (S5 Ep11) (55 minutes)
5:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Experiment: Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10, 23) (20 minutes)
6:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11, 23) (1 hour)
12:35pm The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
1:05pm The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
1:35pm The Goldbergs: You're Not Invited: To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam. (S1 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
2:05pm The Goldbergs: The Age of Darkness: The family rallies round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
2:35pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) (30 minutes)
3:05pm Megamind: (2010) Animated adventure. There are unexpected consequences when a blue-skinned, large-headed alien supervillain outwits and defeats his superhero enemy. With the voice of Will Ferrell. (2 hours)
5:05pm The Great British Bake Off: The remaining bakers have their knowledge of pastry tested to the max with a savoury take on a French classic, a multi-layered Moroccan Technical, and a towering Showstopper. (S3 Ep8) (1 hour 15 minutes)
6:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
11:50pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of The Andrew Marr Show, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Snowman, First Dates, The Apprentice and The Secret Life of the Zoo? (S12 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

ITV +1 (33)

12:10am New: Lethal Weapon: The Roger and Me: While Murtaugh and Cole investigate the murder of an underground MMA fighter, Murtaugh realises his fighting moves aren't as sharp as they once were. S3 Ep12 (55 minutes)
4:00am The Level: Crime drama series. Nancy finally sees the truth but struggles to persuade Newman she is right. With nothing to lose, she must operate outside the law one last time. S1 Ep6 (50 minutes)
7:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
8:00am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Restaurant: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a meal out of his birthday celebration. S1 Ep36 (15 minutes)
8:15am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Art Thief: Animated antics. When Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit. S1 Ep37 (15 minutes)

ITV3+1 (34)

9:00pm Midsomer Murders: Dark Secrets: The lives of an eccentric couple come under scrutiny when a council official is killed and Barnaby and Jones must unearth old family secrets to find the killer. S14 Ep2 (1 hour)
10:00pm Endeavour: Quartet: A death at an international sporting event leads Endeavour to investigate more than a crime. Meanwhile, Thursday continues to delve into the underworld activity of Oxford. S5 Ep5, 5 (2 hours)

Home (42)

1:50am Gutted: Revealing series in which a hoarder is asked to de-clutter their life. Mum of two Claire Barber is memento mad. Can best friend Christy help her to stop living in the past? (50 minutes)
3:30am My Flat-Pack Home: Morrises: Home building series. Amanda Lamb meets a young couple building their first home the flat-pack way together in an idyllic spot on the Isle of Mull. (30 minutes)
7:10am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Michelle Ackerley helps a couple who have spent their whole lives in rural Wales, and want to swap the mountains of the Brecon Beacons for the Devon coast, on a budget of £500,000. (50 minutes)
10:00am DIY SOS: Welwyn Garden City: The experts renovate the home of a kidney patient in Welwyn Garden City, giving her a room where she can do her own dialysis without having to travel to hospital. (1 hour)
11:00am DIY SOS: Veteran Street: A return to Veterans Street in Manchester, where, with the help of Princes William and Harry, DIY SOS transformed a derelict street into a community for veterans and locals. (1 hour)
1:00pm Fixer Upper: New Nest for a Growing Family: Chip and Jo Gaines advise new parents Luke and Rachel Whyte, who are looking for a house with three or four bedrooms and space for a playroom and home office. (1 hour)
7:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Michelle Ackerley helps a couple who have spent their whole lives in rural Wales, and want to swap the mountains of the Brecon Beacons for the Devon coast, on a budget of £500,000. (1 hour)
8:00pm Escape to the Country: Armed with a budget of £400,000, Aled Jones is helping a family escape the big smoke to find a slice of paradise in Cambridgeshire, with a big garden on their wish list. (1 hour)
9:00pm Escape to the Country: Rural relocations done in style. Nicki Chapman is helping a young family from Wimbledon find a big house in the country with a large kitchen diner and a roomy garage. (1 hour)
10:00pm DIY SOS: Welwyn Garden City: The experts renovate the home of a kidney patient in Welwyn Garden City, giving her a room where she can do her own dialysis without having to travel to hospital. (1 hour)
11:00pm DIY SOS: Veteran Street: A return to Veterans Street in Manchester, where, with the help of Princes William and Harry, DIY SOS transformed a derelict street into a community for veterans and locals. (1 hour)

Film4+1 (45)

12:40am Sexy Beast: (2000) Crime Season: Thriller starring Ray Winstone as a retired criminal whose peace is broken by a psychopathic gangster. With Ben Kingsley. Very strong language, violence, sexual scenes. (1 hour 45 minutes)
5:35pm Paddington: (2014) Part-animated family fun. Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins and Nicole Kidman star in this adaptation of Michael Bond's tales of the adventures of a small bear (voiced by Ben Whishaw). (1 hour 50 minutes)
7:35pm Now You See Me: (2013) Thriller with Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher and Morgan Freeman. Four magicians commit a series of impressively bold robberies. (2 hours 15 minutes)
10:00pm Spy: (2015) Comedy action-thriller starring Melissa McCarthy. A CIA intelligence officer abandons her desk job to track down a stolen nuclear weapon. Very strong language and violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)

Challenge (46)

5:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 35) (1 hour)
10:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
10:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
11:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
11:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)

4seven (47)

12:10am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Celebrity First Dates Hotel for SU2C, The Circle Vote Night, Strictly Come Dancing, This Morning and the film A Quiet Place? (S14 Ep5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:15am Charlotte Church: My Family & Me: Singer Charlotte Church spends time alone with her mum and dad for the first time since she was a teenager, embarking upon a journey that is funny, intimate, moving and revelatory. (1 hour 5 minutes)
4:20am Your Room or Mine?: It's Friday's grand final, and Kim and David have nominated four rooms. There's some unique wallpaper, a minimal bedroom, a modern games room, and even a penthouse for cats. (Ep10) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S14 Ep6) (1 hour)
10:00pm Snackmasters: Fred Sirieix challenges two Michelin-starred chefs to recreate Burger King's Whopper and fries. They also compete to deliver their burgers as quickly as possible. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm 21 Kids and Counting: Following the fascinating lives of Britain's largest family. In the lead-up to the birth of their 10th baby girl, Sue and Noel decide to take the family on a package holiday to Benidorm. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Paramount Network (54)

5:00am Neighbours: Hendrix apologises after Pierce threatens him with the police involved - but is he truly contrite and will he change his behaviour? Sheila makes a fool of herself. (25 minutes)
5:25am Home and Away: Irene's trial opens with an unwelcome surprise when Tommy gives evidence. Unable to keep silent during his pack of lies, Colby makes a scene and is expelled from the court. (35 minutes)

5SELECT (55)

9:00pm Elizabeth I: Death Of A Dynasty : Docu-drama series. As the Spanish Armada approaches, Elizabeth rallies her troops at Tilbury. As her old advisors die, the dashing Earl of Essex wins her favour. (S1 Ep 3) (1 hour)

ITVBe+1 (58)

1:20am Be Beautiful: Danielle Armstrong: Make-up tutorial. Make-up artist Lyndsey Harrison shows TOWIE star Danielle Armstrong how to create a fun and flowery festival look. S2 Ep1 (20 minutes)
7:00am Be Tasty: Kimberly Wyatt - Turkey Burger: Cookery series. Kimberly Wyatt rustles up a quick and easy family favourite - turkey burgers with cranberry mayo and sweet potato fries. (10 minutes)
9:50am Be Beautiful: Make-up tutorial. This time, beauty blogger Tia Ward shows how to create this stunning Rihanna-inspired look. S2 Ep15 (10 minutes)
4:55pm Sam and Billie:...: ... The Mummy Diaries. After Sam's session with her life coach to deal with her trichotillomania, she catches up with Paul. Billie and Greg get into shape for summer. S6 Ep6 (1 hour 5 minutes)
6:00pm Dinner Date: Zoe: Culinary dating show. Zoe from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S4 Ep26 (1 hour)
7:00pm Dinner Date: Ryan: Culinary dating series. Ryan from Manchester chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S4 Ep25 (1 hour)
8:00pm Dinner Date: Sarah-Jane: Sarah-Jane from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S4 Ep24 (1 hour)
9:00pm Dinner Date: David: Culinary dating show. David from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S4 Ep23 (1 hour)
10:00pm Botched: Boob-Watch: Baywatch's Nicole Eggert wants smaller breasts after her last surgeon gave her implants that were too big. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (79)

8:10am Top Gear: A 'best bits' compilation, featuring Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and the Stig. The appropriately named Jimmy Carr goes on a behind-the-scenes tour of the studio. (50 minutes)
9:00am Top Gear: The young-at-heart trio negotiate insurance companies and accident repairs in the search for the perfect car for a 17-year-old. Stephen Fry is their quite interesting guest. (1 hour)
3:00pm Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Lazy Boy Garage: Carina: Tim Glover finds a super rare two-door Toyota Carina as the Lazy Boys try to move into the Japanese retro car scene, but this time they may have bitten off more than they can chew. (30 minutes)
5:00pm Top Gear: The fun-packed petrolhead show, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson and co. The chaps try to prove that a fly-drive holiday to Florida is more fun if you buy a car rather than rent one. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: Matt LeBlanc and Chris Harris review the new Bentley Continental GT, while Rory Reid test-drives the new Renault Megane hot hatch. With guest Gregory Porter. (1 hour)

More4+1 (86)

12:00am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on strong women who find themselves in A&E with a wide range of problems, like Georgia, who fell 20 feet while trying to climb into the window of her flat. (S8 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:05am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on patients recovering from broken bones as well as broken relationships. Fifty-year-old Nikki and her mum Angela have been in a serious car crash. (S8 Ep10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:10am The Secret Life of the Zoo: Two of Chester Zoo's Grevy's zebras are about to give birth. Meanwhile, Asiatic lioness Kumari seems to be losing interest in her partner Iblis. Plus: warthogs and sloths. (S2 Ep1, 6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:15am The Supervet: A puppy called Maya is rushed to the surgery after being hit by a car. A Great Dane has a tumour requiring a high risk operation. And a chihuahua hurts her paw chasing a cat. (S8 Ep2, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode meets patients and families looking to the future rather than dwelling on the past. Scott, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia as a teenager, has badly cut his knee. (S8 Ep13) (1 hour)
11:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on caring and kindness, from family, friends and hospital staff. Sam, who's 13, has come off her bike at high speed during a race and landed on her head. (S9 Ep4, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)

BBC ONE HD (101)

9:20pm Casualty: 9, 46. Rash and Mason finally make peace, and Archie is reunited with guilt when the abusive ex-teacher she had taken vengeance on returns to the ED. (50 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102)

1:55am War in the Blood: Documentary following two cancer patients through groundbreaking 'first in-human' trials. Contains some strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
12:00pm Hairy Bikers: Route 66: 5, 6. The bikers cross the state of Arizona and attend a traditional Navajo barbecue. (1 hour)
2:30pm Earth's Greatest Spectacles: 3, 3. A look at some of earth's greatest spectacles. How a yearly flood creates the lush wetland of the Okavango Delta in the middle of the vast Kalahari Desert. (1 hour)
3:30pm World's Most Extraordinary Homes: 1, 4. Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin explore extraordinary homes built in mountain locations around the world, meeting the owners and architects. (1 hour)
5:30pm What Britain Buys And Sells In...: ...A Day. 3, 3. The logistics that enable Britain to buy and sell millions of cars around the world. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

3:00am The Level: Crime drama series. Nancy finally sees the truth but struggles to persuade Newman she is right. With nothing to lose, she must operate outside the law one last time. S1 Ep6 (50 minutes)
6:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
7:00am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Restaurant: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a meal out of his birthday celebration. S1 Ep36 (15 minutes)
7:15am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Art Thief: Animated antics. When Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit. S1 Ep37 (15 minutes)
11:30pm Lethal Weapon: The Roger and Me: While Murtaugh and Cole investigate the murder of an underground MMA fighter, Murtaugh realises his fighting moves aren't as sharp as they once were. S3 Ep12 (55 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

1:25am The Last Days on Mars: (2013) Sci-fi horror with Liev Schreiber, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai and Elias Koteas. A six-month mission to Mars is coming to a close when disaster strikes. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 35 minutes)
6:55am Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra: Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. (25 minutes)
7:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes: Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. (25 minutes)
7:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23, 23) (20 minutes)
8:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (25 minutes)
8:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (30 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Dark Victory: After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. (30 minutes)
1:05pm The Simpsons: Marge Be Not Proud: Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save. (30 minutes)
1:35pm The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror III: The Simpsons' Halloween Special III: The Simpsons throw a Halloween party during which Lisa, Grampa and Bart each tell a scary story. (30 minutes)
2:05pm The Simpsons: Homer Loves Flanders: Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... (30 minutes)
2:35pm The Simpsons: Hungry Hungry Homer: Homer goes on hunger strike when he discovers that the Springfield Isotopes baseball team are planning to move to Albuquerque. (30 minutes)
3:05pm The Simpsons: Pokey Mom: When Homer ends up in the prison infirmary after visiting the prison rodeo, Marge notices the artistic talent of inmate Jack Crowley, and vouches for him at his parole hearing. (30 minutes)
3:35pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Chester's male lemurs' peaceful life is changed by a female arrival. Can Permata, a young Javan green magpie, impress female Metina and help boost their endangered population? (S4 Ep5, 10) (1 hour)
7:00pm Britain's Most Historic Towns: Professor Alice Roberts tells the story of Edwardian Britain by visiting Cardiff, which grew rich selling the coal that powered the Empire. (S2 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
8:00pm New: Great British Car Journeys: Christopher Timothy and Peter Davison set off on a classic British seaside adventure from the New Forest to the Jurassic Coast and Burgh Island, and drive some famous cars. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm Get Out: (2017) Oscar-winning horror starring Daniel Kaluuya and Allison Williams. A black photographer's first meeting with his white girlfriend's parents goes badly. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)

Channel 5 HD (105)

4:00am GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A Polish lady is in agony, but needs her daughter to translate before Dr Khan can diagnose gallstones. A baby has hand, foot and mouth disease. (S6 Ep 15) (45 minutes)

CBBC (201)

7:20am Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold get a taste of Thanksgiving when they join Jeopardy Mouse in America. (15 minutes)
10:00am Odd Squad: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The villains team up to break into Odd Squad headquarters. (15 minutes)
10:15am Odd Squad: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents struggle to catch an odd creature. (10 minutes)
10:55am Strange Hill High: 11, 14. Animated series. Becky discovers that the old rabbit costume she has found in the locker room brings luck to both her and the school. However, there is a catch. (20 minutes)
11:15am The Zoo: 4, 15. Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. Male zebra Stripy McButtface has a problem with his feet - his overgrown hooves. (15 minutes)
12:50pm So Awkward: Lily over-organises the best Valentine's Day ever with Rob, Martha helps Ollie plan the perfect evening with Kat, Jas invents random gifts for Sid and Mr Malone needs a date. (30 minutes)
1:25pm Secret Life of Boys: Ginger and Heath get involved in a dance battle, before battling one another. Robbie goes all out trying to buy a motorbike, and Corey tries to snap Matt out of his slump. (25 minutes)
1:50pm The Dumping Ground: Jody's continual complaints about the DG leave Mike with no choice. Jody accepts the challenge to be care worker for the day, but the job may not be as easy as she first thought. (25 minutes)
2:15pm The Dumping Ground: Entering a short film competition, the DG is full of lofty ideas but as creative differences emerge, their Hollywood romance teeters on the verge of becoming a disaster movie. (30 minutes)
2:45pm The Dumping Ground: Taz's hopes for a future with her dad hang in the balance when doubts arise about Jerome's well-being. Resorting to drastic measures, Taz is determined to keep Jerome in her life. (30 minutes)
6:00pm My Life: It Takes Two: 9, 10. Documentary series. Twins Imogen and Amelia, who were born with achondroplasia, a form of dwarfism, prepare to dance in the prestigious Blackpool Tower Ballroom. (15 minutes)
6:40pm Our School: 7, 22. The students battle it out to invent a brand new, healthy pizza for the school menu, choosing their ingredients and cooking against the clock. (20 minutes)
8:30pm Horrible Histories: Bolshy...: ...Boudica Special. 9, 15. Historical sketch show. British Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

6:20am Twirlywoos: 1, 30. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos learn all about getting wet when they have an encounter with a garden hose. The Box brings them a rainy cloud. (15 minutes)
7:15am Bing: Children's animation. Flop pops to the shop to get some carrots for lunch. Bing stays behind but it is not long before he starts to miss Flop. (10 minutes)
7:25am Bing: Children's animation series. Sula and Amma go round to Bing's house to watch the fireworks, and Bing thinks he is brave enough to watch the fireworks from the garden. (5 minutes)
7:45am Peter Rabbit: 28, 56. Animated series. Peter and his friends realise that a hibernating Mrs Tiggy-Winkle is in the path of a landslide! (15 minutes)
8:10am Octonauts: 16, 52. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts and some helpless crabs are caught between two groups of anemones. (15 minutes)
8:25am Bitz & Bob: 13, 22. Animated preschool series. Bitz has to unfreeze Bob, Bevel and Purl and get a tiara back from two castle trolls who have stolen it. (10 minutes)
8:35am The Furchester Hotel: 46, 52. Preschool puppet show. The Furchesters are getting ready for the Woof Woof Games, where three special dogs have to take on three dog challenges. (10 minutes)
9:20am Footy Pups: 12, 30. Preschool sports series. Rachel teaches the team the importance of running. (15 minutes)
9:35am CBeebies Ugly Duckling: Retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale with dance performances by Northern Ballet. Mr Bloom and the tiddlers go on a wildlife adventure with the ugly duckling. (40 minutes)
10:25am Sarah & Duck: 5, 40. Animation for preschool children. Sarah and Duck take an unexpected train trip whilst on their quest to buy some fudge. (5 minutes)
10:55am Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: 21, 25. Preschool adventure series. Andy dons his winter coat and heads off on another prehistoric adventure, this time back 30,000 years to the last ice age. (15 minutes)
11:35am Topsy and Tim: 19, 30. Live-action children's show. Mummy has hurt her arm and missed Topsy and Tim's nursery school play, The Three Little Pigs, but all is not lost! (15 minutes)
11:50am Topsy and Tim: 20, 30. Live-action children's show. Mummy asks Topsy and Tim to sort their old toys. She wants the twins to give away the ones they don't use any more before they move house. (10 minutes)
12:30pm Sarah & Duck: 31, 40. Animation. Sarah and Duck decide to spend a day at the beach and plan to build some sand animals. (10 minutes)
1:00pm Where in the World?: 20, 20. In Vietnam, Jordan and Canada we visit three children having fun... Followed by Our Family Fun; Four-year-old Honu is visiting his grandparents. They have a treat for him - a new bike! (20 minutes)
2:20pm Andy's Baby Animals: 5, 20. Preschool wildlife series. Andy Day looks at a selection of baby animals as they learn how to stand up and move around. (10 minutes)
2:30pm Junk Rescue: Danny, Zoe and the Junkyard Helpers find some torn bedsheets in the junkyard. Zoe and the Junkyard Helpers make things from old kitchen equipment. (15 minutes)
3:00pm Bitz & Bob: 15, 22. Animated preschool series. When the puppy that Bob is looking after gets lost in Bitz's maze, they need to rescue it. (10 minutes)
4:40pm Treasure Champs: Kari has sacrificed time and energy preparing for an obstacle race in the hope of winning a trophy for her collection. But Barry hasn't trained and struggles in the race. (15 minutes)
5:00pm Apple Tree House: 23, 30. Preschool drama series. When Bella's favourite toy mysteriously goes missing, Sam decides to play detective and unearth the facts. Can she and Zainab solve the case? (15 minutes)
5:30pm Katie Morag: 6, 26. Live-action children's show. It is Halloween and Katie Morag has dressed up as a pirate to go around the neighbours' houses to do a wee turn. (15 minutes)
5:45pm Sarah & Duck: 3, 40. Animation for preschool children. Sarah and Duck are so keen to visit the art shop, they get there too early and have to find things to keep themselves entertained. (5 minutes)
5:50pm Charlie And Lola: 17, 26. Animation with Charlie and his imaginative little sister Lola. A surprise school trip is announced, but Lola worries she might get lost. (10 minutes)
6:10pm Clangers: 29, 52. Stop-motion animation. Tiny and Small find a strange silver ball. When it bounces it glows and rings. It bounces into Mother's garden. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

6:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
7:00am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Restaurant: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a meal out of his birthday celebration. S1 Ep36 (15 minutes)
7:15am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Art Thief: Animated antics. When Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit. S1 Ep37 (15 minutes)
7:50am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Spa Day: Mrs Wicket demands Mr Bean drive her and Miss Wince to the spa, and wait outside until they're done. But Bean gets bored, and looks for fun. S3 Ep7 (20 minutes)
8:30am New: Lego Jurassic:...: ...World: The Legend of Isla Nublar. A Fish Story: Owen Grady and Claire Dearing face a very fishy problem when one of the park's aquatic attractions causes mayhem. Ep7 (35 minutes)
9:25am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. No Parking: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema, but has trouble finding a parking space. S1 Ep3 (15 minutes)
9:40am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Bean's Bounty: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure. S1 Ep4 (15 minutes)
9:55am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Artful Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. S1 Ep5 (15 minutes)
10:10am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. The Fly: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever-more-outlandish weapons. S1 Ep6 (15 minutes)
10:55am Pokemon Sun and Moon:...: ... - Ultra Legends. Beauty is Only Crystal Deep!: Trainers with Z-Crystals are being attacked by an Ultra Beast, and the only eye witness is the unreliable Meowth. S22 Ep22 (29 minutes)
3:30pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. No Parking: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema, but has trouble finding a parking space. S1 Ep3 (15 minutes)
3:45pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Bean's Bounty: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure. S1 Ep4 (15 minutes)
4:00pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Artful Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. S1 Ep5 (15 minutes)
4:15pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. The Fly: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever-more-outlandish weapons. S1 Ep6 (15 minutes)
5:00pm Wishfart: Warmer Pants for the King: Animated series. After trying Tsuni's community garden stinklettuce, Puffin wishes vegetables did not exist. S1 Ep21 (20 minutes)
5:20pm Wishfart: Strangely Perfect: Animated series. Finnuala tries to steal Dez's rainbow after becoming sick of his non-traditional ways. S1 Ep22 (15 minutes)
5:35pm Wishfart: Guess What Picasso?: Puffin invokes the wrath of an ice cream artisan minotaur by asking for mixed flavours. S1 Ep23 (15 minutes)
5:50pm Spy School: Operation Bad Review: Goldfist promises to exact his revenge when an art critic writes a scathing review of his paintings, but can the Spy School cadets save Leonardo De Grouchy? S1 Ep13 (24 minutes)
6:14pm Pokemon Sun and Moon:...: ... - Ultra Legends. Beauty is Only Crystal Deep!: Trainers with Z-Crystals are being attacked by an Ultra Beast, and the only eye witness is the unreliable Meowth. S22 Ep22 (31 minutes)
8:30pm Make It Pop: Scuttlebutt: Jodi handles gossip, while Sun Hi pleads with DJ Maxwell to let XO-IQ into the Band Blast music competition. Corki and Jared share quality time. S2 Ep11 (25 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

7:20am Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold get a taste of Thanksgiving when they join Jeopardy Mouse in America. (15 minutes)
10:00am Odd Squad: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The villains team up to break into Odd Squad headquarters. (15 minutes)
10:15am Odd Squad: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents struggle to catch an odd creature. (10 minutes)
10:55am Strange Hill High: 11, 14. Animated series. Becky discovers that the old rabbit costume she has found in the locker room brings luck to both her and the school. However, there is a catch. (20 minutes)
11:15am The Zoo: 4, 15. Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. Male zebra Stripy McButtface has a problem with his feet - his overgrown hooves. (15 minutes)
12:50pm So Awkward: Lily over-organises the best Valentine's Day ever with Rob, Martha helps Ollie plan the perfect evening with Kat, Jas invents random gifts for Sid and Mr Malone needs a date. (30 minutes)
1:25pm Secret Life of Boys: Ginger and Heath get involved in a dance battle, before battling one another. Robbie goes all out trying to buy a motorbike, and Corey tries to snap Matt out of his slump. (25 minutes)
1:50pm The Dumping Ground: Jody's continual complaints about the DG leave Mike with no choice. Jody accepts the challenge to be care worker for the day, but the job may not be as easy as she first thought. (25 minutes)
2:15pm The Dumping Ground: Entering a short film competition, the DG is full of lofty ideas but as creative differences emerge, their Hollywood romance teeters on the verge of becoming a disaster movie. (30 minutes)
2:45pm The Dumping Ground: Taz's hopes for a future with her dad hang in the balance when doubts arise about Jerome's well-being. Resorting to drastic measures, Taz is determined to keep Jerome in her life. (30 minutes)
6:00pm My Life: It Takes Two: 9, 10. Documentary series. Twins Imogen and Amelia, who were born with achondroplasia, a form of dwarfism, prepare to dance in the prestigious Blackpool Tower Ballroom. (15 minutes)
6:40pm Our School: 7, 22. The students battle it out to invent a brand new, healthy pizza for the school menu, choosing their ingredients and cooking against the clock. (20 minutes)
8:30pm Horrible Histories: Bolshy...: ...Boudica Special. 9, 15. Historical sketch show. British Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. (30 minutes)

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