Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Monday 27th May

BBC ONE Lon (1)

9:45am Homes Under the Hammer: A roofless terraced house in Fulham is sold under the hammer for a huge amount, while houses in Gillingham in Kent and Selly Oak near Birmingham are sold for more modest sums. (1 hour)
12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presents a magical show, with two witches among the contestants. Experts Jonathan Pratt and David Harper are on hand to assist. (1 hour)
2:15pm Escape to the Country: 48, 70. Jules Hudson is in Suffolk with a couple looking to set down roots in the countryside with their £900,000 budget. While in the county, Jules meets a dynamic dairy farming family. (45 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: Kush reveals the truth to Martin, leaving him shocked. Karens plan to cheer up Bailey backfires, and Bex makes a big decision. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 2, 6. Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa. Contains strong language and adult humour. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO (2)

2:20am Holby City: 21, 53. Dominic faces his difficult past when he goes head to head with his abusive ex, Isaac, while Ange and Carole band together to try to help him. (1 hour)
6:05am Escape to the Country: 47, 70. Nicki Chapman is in Devon with a professional singer who has a £670,000 budget to buy a country home that hits the right note. (45 minutes)
6:50am Bargain Hunt: Harrogate antiques fair plays host to todays Bargain Hunt. Anita Manning is at the helm, with experts Kate Bliss and Mark Stacey. (45 minutes)
2:30pm Ray Mears' Bushcraft: Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft, the art of living outdoors relying on a knowledge of the natural world. Ray spends time with the Sami people in Sweden. (1 hour)
4:15pm Nature's Greatest Dancers: Documentary series exploring the ways animals move. Steve Backshall looks at the moves animals make in pursuit of romance. (1 hour)
9:00pm Thatcher: A Very British...: ...Revolution. 2, 5. Mrs Thatcher struggles to cling to power as the economy collapses, riots break out and she is subverted by members of her own cabinet. (1 hour)
11:00pm Starter for 10: Comedy starring James McAvoy as a 1980s working-class boy stumbling through university. He tries to achieve his ambition to appear on University Challenge. Deals with adult themes. (1 hour 35 minutes)

ITV (3)

7:00pm Emmerdale: David is stunned by a development. Paddy misreads a situation. Rishi attempts to help Jai. (30 minutes)
9:00pm Coronation Street: Leanne refuses to join Nick's family holiday. Carla's continued decline distresses Peter and Michelle. Sally's syndicate takes ownership of a horse. (30 minutes)
10:30pm Hatton Garden: The Inside...: ...Story. Looking at the police investigation into the biggest burglary in British history, with exclusive interviews with one of the robbers and the detectives who cracked the case. (1 hour)
11:30pm Heathrow: Britain's...: ...Busiest Airport. Inside the terminal, seasoned pro Demi dishes out deals for delayed passengers, and outside on the airfield, airside Ian is on the runway as it goes into lockdown. S5 Ep2 (25 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

1:50am Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil visits Houghton Hall in Norfolk, built by Britain's first Prime Minister, Sir Robert Walpole. He discovers jaw-dropping bedrooms and a 17-foot silver-embroidered bed. (S2 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
2:55am Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Brighton to see a pioneering cooperative of ten families from the first-ever series of Grand Designs, and finds himself genuinely inspired by what he finds. (55 minutes)
8:40am Frasier: Here's Looking at You: When Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope, Frasier encourages the romance, but his father is suddenly hesitant. (30 minutes)
9:10am Frasier: The Crucible: Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow. (30 minutes)
9:40am Frasier: Call Me Irresponsible: Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and begins advising the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime but, after he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to raise money for repairs. (S26 Ep15) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: Sami wants to help Sinead, which angers one village resident. Meanwhile, Nancy is hated for her actions - but does she have a plan up her sleeve? (30 minutes)
8:30pm New: Tricks of the Restaurant...: ...Trade: Adam explores 'cakeage', where restaurants charge customers to eat their own celebration cakes. Plus: in-home delivery meal kits, and restaurant meal calorie counts. (S5 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Confessions of a Serial...: ...Killer: Samuel Little claims to have killed up to 93 women in 40 years. This chilling documentary examines how such a prolific killer could be on the loose for so long. (1 hour)
10:00pm New: A Very British Sex Shop: This eye-opening documentary follows the Brighton family who run a chain of sex shops. A unique peek into Britain's bedroom habits - from vibrators to 'Sexy Bingo' and a latex fashion show. (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm 100 Vaginas: Documentary artist Laura Dodsworth photographs women and hears their intimate, shocking, moving, powerful or funny stories about how their vaginas have shaped their lives. (1 hour)

Channel 5 (5)

4:00am Britain's Greatest Bridges: Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) (45 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

12:05am Family Guy: North by North Quahog: Animated comedy series about family life. Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon to spice up their marriage as Brian stays home to take care of the kids. S4 Ep2 (30 minutes)
12:35am American Dad!: Garbage Stan: Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Plus, Roger discovers Hayley is a natural at bumper pool. S13 Ep21 (30 minutes)
1:05am American Dad!: The Talented Mr Dingleberry: Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Plus, Stan, Hayley and Klaus start a honey business. S13 Ep21 (25 minutes)
1:30am American Dad!: Garfield and Friends: Hayley dyes her hair so she can be taken seriously. Stan and Steve run into some guard dogs who try and catch them. S12 Ep19 (25 minutes)
8:15am Emmerdale: Aaron reassures Diane. Leyla confronts David. Rhona and Pete are strained. (30 minutes)
8:45am Coronation Street: Leanne and Toyah visit Rick's office in search of clues. Natalie decides to make David and Nick sweat. Eileen, Liz and Tracy stage a takeover bid. (30 minutes)
9:15am Coronation Street: Leanne, Toyah and Sarah have a dangerous encounter. Natalie causes a rift between Shona and David. Sally forms a syndicate to buy a horse. (30 minutes)
12:15pm Emmerdale: Aaron reassures Diane. Leyla confronts David. Rhona and Pete are strained. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Coronation Street: Leanne and Toyah visit Rick's office in search of clues. Natalie decides to make David and Nick sweat. Eileen, Liz and Tracy stage a takeover bid. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Coronation Street: Leanne, Toyah and Sarah have a dangerous encounter. Natalie causes a rift between Shona and David. Sally forms a syndicate to buy a horse. (30 minutes)
4:25pm Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed: Fantasy comedy sequel starring Matthew Lillard and Linda Cardellini, 2004. The Mystery Inc. gang must save Coolsville from an attack of monsters they have previously unmasked. (1 hour 5 minutes)
5:35pm Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed: Fantasy comedy sequel starring Matthew Lillard and Linda Cardellini, 2004. The Mystery Inc. gang must save Coolsville from an attack of monsters they have previously unmasked. (45 minutes)
6:20pm The Hobbit: The Battle of the...: ...Five Armies. Fantasy sequel starring Ian McKellen and Martin Freeman, 2014. When the dragon Smaug leaves the Lonely Mountain, the people of Laketown face a deadly threat. (1 hour 5 minutes)
7:30pm The Hobbit: The Battle of the...: ...Five Armies. Fantasy sequel starring Ian McKellen and Martin Freeman, 2014. When the dragon Smaug leaves the Lonely Mountain, the people of Laketown face a deadly threat. (1 hour 30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Family Guy: You Can't Handle the Booth: The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (30 minutes)
9:30pm American Dad!: West to Mexico: Stan is a wanted man and on the run from bounty hunter Roger. He soon finds himself in a small Arizona town which is being terrorised by Bullock and his gang. S13 Ep22 (30 minutes)
11:05pm Family Guy: Brian's Got A Brand New Bag: Animated comedy. When Brian dates an older woman, the family makes fun of him. After she breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy. S8 Ep4 (25 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: Leggo My Meg-O: Meg travels to Europe, but her adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped, so Brian and Stewie embark on a mission to find her. S10 Ep20 (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

7:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 16, 20. Michael Portillo embarks on a new journey from west Wales to East Anglia. He investigates what caused riotous rebels to dress up as women in Narberth. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Victorian Bakers: 2, 4. Four professional bakers experience working during the Victorian era. The team has left the rural bake house and moved to an urban bakery in the time of the Industrial Revolution. (1 hour)

Pick (11)

1:00am Ultimate Road Wars: This two-part special skids onto screens to celebrate Road Wars' best bits, from rubber-burning pursuits and dangerous drug raids to explosive kerbside arrests. (S8, ep 1) (1 hour)
2:00am Ultimate Road Wars: Second part of a two-part special celebrating Road War's best bits, from rubber-burning pursuits and dangerous drug raids to explosive kerbside arrests. (S8, ep 2) (1 hour)
4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 1) (30 minutes)
5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 2) (30 minutes)
5:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 3) (30 minutes)
7:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 6) (30 minutes)
7:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 7) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A Canadian wanted in Alberta is stopped en route to Ecuador, and a parcel of baby food contains surprising ingredients. (S1, ep 10) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A Russian dissident's complicated past raises questions, and officers wonder why a Korean tourist would bring his CV and school diplomas on a vacation. (S1, ep 11) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Nothing To Declare UK: Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
11:00pm The Force: Essex: New & Exclusive. Back Up: Series shining a light on modern policing in Essex. In Colchester, cops respond to a 999 call from a taxi driver who's been beaten up by two drunk men. (S4, ep 1) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

8:00am Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 40 minutes)
10:40am James May's Cars of the People: The erstwhile Top Gear host can't get enough of driving. James reveals the cars that turned post-war Germany and Japan into motoring powerhouses - at the expense of Britain. (1 hour)
11:40am James May's Cars of the People: James May goes off-road to explore how the 4x4 conquered the world. From Mount Fuji to the Mojave Desert, Captain Slow puts our favourite four-wheel drives to the test. (1 hour)
12:40pm James May's Cars of the People: It's back to the future for James May, who asks what happened to the cutting-edge motors our forebears promised - including fanciful steam cars and ludicrous jet turbines. (1 hour)
1:40pm Top Gear Middle East Special: The not-so-wise Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on an action-packed road trip as they try to follow the path of the Three Wise Men across the Middle East. (1 hour 45 minutes)
3:25pm Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 35 minutes)
7:00pm James May's Cars of the People: James May goes off-road to explore how the 4x4 conquered the world. From Mount Fuji to the Mojave Desert, Captain Slow puts our favourite four-wheel drives to the test. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

2:50am Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil visits Houghton Hall in Norfolk, built by Britain's first Prime Minister, Sir Robert Walpole. He discovers jaw-dropping bedrooms and a 17-foot silver-embroidered bed. (S2 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
3:55am Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Brighton to see a pioneering cooperative of ten families from the first-ever series of Grand Designs, and finds himself genuinely inspired by what he finds. (55 minutes)
9:40am Frasier: Here's Looking at You: When Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope, Frasier encourages the romance, but his father is suddenly hesitant. (30 minutes)
10:10am Frasier: The Crucible: Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow. (30 minutes)
10:40am Frasier: Call Me Irresponsible: Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and begins advising the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime but, after he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to raise money for repairs. (S26 Ep15) (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: Sami wants to help Sinead, which angers one village resident. Meanwhile, Nancy is hated for her actions - but does she have a plan up her sleeve? (30 minutes)
9:30pm New: Tricks of the Restaurant...: ...Trade: Adam explores 'cakeage', where restaurants charge customers to eat their own celebration cakes. Plus: in-home delivery meal kits, and restaurant meal calorie counts. (S5 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Confessions of a Serial...: ...Killer: Samuel Little claims to have killed up to 93 women in 40 years. This chilling documentary examines how such a prolific killer could be on the loose for so long. (1 hour)
11:00pm New: A Very British Sex Shop: This eye-opening documentary follows the Brighton family who run a chain of sex shops. A unique peek into Britain's bedroom habits - from vibrators to 'Sexy Bingo' and a latex fashion show. (1 hour 5 minutes)

More 4 (14)

12:05am Father Ted: Rock-a-Hula Ted: A feminist protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is about to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with his clash of convictions? (S2 Ep7, 10) (30 minutes)
3:10am Father Ted: Rock-a-Hula Ted: A feminist protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is about to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with his clash of convictions? (S2 Ep7, 10) (30 minutes)
12:20pm Location, Location, Location: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search Hampshire, Wiltshire and Surrey for homes for a couple who've been living out of boxes for a year, and another who have returned from Australia. (1 hour)
4:55pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Three-legged chameleon Tripod goes speed-dating. And sloth Tina has been giving her partner Rico a hard time, but the keepers have a plan to bring them closer together. (S4 Ep7, 10) (1 hour)
7:55pm Grand Designs: Sarah and Dean have left London and moved back to Wales, where they've bought an 18th-century folly. They plan to restore the hilltop castle and add a large modern extension to it. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm New: The Yorkshire Dales and...: ...The Lakes: The show that looks at life in the national parks of the Lakes and Yorkshire Dales returns with a summer shearing, crag climbing in Cumbria, and an angry bull. (S3 Ep1) (1 hour)
10:00pm Secrets of Egypt's Valley of...: ...the Kings: When Egyptologists find a sphinx in an ancient quarry, it reveals clues about great female pharaoh Hatshepsut and leads them to the magnificent temple of Karnak. (Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
11:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Daisy, who's 22 months old, has serious injuries after being kicked in the head by a racehorse at her family's stables. Florence, who's 100, has had a suspected stroke. (S10 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

12:35pm The Spiderwick Chronicles: (2008) Fantasy adventure. Children find a secret book at their great-great-uncle's creepy home that reveals a thrilling, scary world of goblins, ogres and trolls. With Freddie Highmore. (1 hour 50 minutes)
6:35pm Super 8: (2011) Sci-fi thriller with Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning and Riley Griffiths. Children witness a train crash that heralds strange events and a dangerous presence in their town. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Really (17)

12:00am Ghost Adventures: Terror in Fontana: Ghost hunters Zak Bagans, Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin head to Fontana in California to investigate the home of a family who claim they are being terrorised by a demon. (1 hour)
1:00am Help! My House Is Haunted: The Queens Oak: At the Queens Oak pub in picturesque Finchampstead, malevolent spirits are threatening the new owners, leaving them with no option but to ask the intrepid team for help. (1 hour)
9:00am DIY SOS: Tour De Force Special: DIY catastrophes rescued. Nick Knowles, Lowri Turner and the team visit the south of France to tackle some ex-pat home disasters. (1 hour)
10:00am DIY SOS Special: The Italian Job: DIY SOS: Special: The Italian Job: Nick Knowles and the team take a trip overseas to help some hapless home improvers in Italy. (1 hour)
11:00am DIY SOS: Children in Need Special: Children In Need 2012 Special: It's an emotional build for Nick Knowles and co as they revamp a children's centre in Edinburgh with the help of local tradespeople. (1 hour)
12:00pm DIY SOS: Children In Need 2011 Special: Nick Knowles and the team take on a special build in aid of Children In Need. In Liverpool, they refurbish the crumbling Norris Green Youth Centre. (1 hour)
1:00pm DIY SOS Special: Hola: DIY SOS Special: Lowri Turner and Nick Knowles perform emergency DIY in this Espana special. A couple from Halifax have moved to Spain, but their retirement pad is a building site! (1 hour)
2:00pm DIY SOS: Tour De Force Special: DIY catastrophes rescued. Nick Knowles, Lowri Turner and the team visit the south of France to tackle some ex-pat home disasters. (1 hour)
3:00pm DIY SOS Special: The Italian Job: DIY SOS: Special: The Italian Job: Nick Knowles and the team take a trip overseas to help some hapless home improvers in Italy. (1 hour)
4:00pm DIY SOS: Children In Need 2011 Special: Nick Knowles and the team take on a special build in aid of Children In Need. In Liverpool, they refurbish the crumbling Norris Green Youth Centre. (1 hour)
5:00pm DIY SOS: Children in Need Special: Children In Need 2012 Special: It's an emotional build for Nick Knowles and co as they revamp a children's centre in Edinburgh with the help of local tradespeople. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

12:00am The Story of Only Fools and Horses: Peckham and Beyond: Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the areas that set the scene for the Trotter's adventures. (1 hour)
2:00am Weekend Warriors: The Siege of Marlborough: Behold the eccentric world of historical re-enactment! The English Civil War Society load up their muskets as they revisit the 1642 Battle of Marlborough. (1 hour)
7:10am Weekend Warriors: Wellington at Vitoria: Join the history obsessives who live out the past. Steve plans to restage the 1813 Battle of Vitoria, in which the Duke of Wellington's army crushed the French. (50 minutes)
8:00am South Pacific: Ocean of Islands: A spectacular exploration of the remote South Pacific islands. Discover how their isolation has created everything from giant crabs to flesh-eating caterpillars. (1 hour)
9:00am South Pacific: Castaways: Another trip to the South Pacific isles. Discover how the region's 20,000 islands were colonised by the Polynesians and take a peek at the varied local fauna. (1 hour)
10:00am South Pacific: Endless Blue: An illuminating voyage to the remote South Pacific islands. Much of this blue wilderness is a marine desert, where sharks, whales and turtles must fight to survive. (1 hour)
11:00am South Pacific: Ocean of Volcanoes: Witness the life and death of a South Pacific island that spans millions of years of natural history, and meet some very odd creatures along the way. (1 hour)
12:00pm South Pacific: Strange Islands: Why do well-adapted species fade out when new animals arrive in the South Pacific? Some unlikely creatures living off New Zealand's coast have the answer. (1 hour)
1:00pm South Pacific: Ocean of Islands: A spectacular exploration of the remote South Pacific islands. Discover how their isolation has created everything from giant crabs to flesh-eating caterpillars. (1 hour)
2:00pm South Pacific: Castaways: Another trip to the South Pacific isles. Discover how the region's 20,000 islands were colonised by the Polynesians and take a peek at the varied local fauna. (1 hour)
3:00pm South Pacific: Endless Blue: An illuminating voyage to the remote South Pacific islands. Much of this blue wilderness is a marine desert, where sharks, whales and turtles must fight to survive. (1 hour)
4:00pm South Pacific: Ocean of Volcanoes: Witness the life and death of a South Pacific island that spans millions of years of natural history, and meet some very odd creatures along the way. (1 hour)
5:00pm South Pacific: Strange Islands: Why do well-adapted species fade out when new animals arrive in the South Pacific? Some unlikely creatures living off New Zealand's coast have the answer. (1 hour)
6:00pm South Pacific: Fragile Paradise: Concluding the six-part series exploring the South Pacific and its incredible array of wildlife. Fishing is taking its toll on sharks, albatross and tuna. (1 hour)
7:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Germany's D-Day Fortress: A devastated cliff-top ruin, an extraordinary tall tower, a concrete structure stranded at sea and a heavy metal monster in a field all feature. (1 hour)
8:00pm The Queen's Castle: The Banquet: Go behind the scenes at the Queen's favourite home, Windsor Castle. The staff must serve a suitably impressive banquet when President Chirac of France comes to stay. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

2:15am The Brokenwood Mysteries: Hunting the Stag: Neill Rea stars in the crime drama from New Zealand. Shepherd investigates when a groom-to-be doesn't come back from a stag weekend spent hunting in the bush. (1 hour 45 minutes)
7:10am The Brokenwood Mysteries: Black Widower: Third series of the hit Kiwi crime drama. The dead body of a publican's wife is discovered under a giant foam spider. (1 hour 50 minutes)
9:00am The Brokenwood Mysteries: Over Her Dead Body: The Kiwi crime drama continues. Strange events occur at a beloved poet's funeral as mourners discover the corpse in his coffin is a woman with a tattoo. (2 hours)
11:00am The Brokenwood Mysteries: The Killing Machine: The hit crime drama series from New Zealand. Shepherd and Sims investigate the death of a car enthusiast whose body was found with a lungful of gasoline. (2 hours)
1:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: A Merry Bloody Christmas: The third series of the Kiwi crime drama concludes as Shepherd and his team are confronted with the sight of a Santa Claus with a slit throat. (2 hours)
3:00pm Death in Paradise: A Deadly Curse: Ben Miller stars in this detective drama series set on a fictional Caribbean island. Can an ancient legend of Saint Marie help Richard explain a mysterious double murder? (1 hour 20 minutes)
4:20pm Death in Paradise: Murder Onboard: Ben Miller stars in the sun-drenched mystery series set on a fictional Caribbean island. DI Poole investigates a murder on a party boat. (1 hour)
5:20pm Death in Paradise: A Dash of Sunshine: Ben Miller stars in the sun-drenched mystery series set on a fictional Caribbean island. There's a blast from the past for DI Poole when a former colleague turns up. (1 hour 20 minutes)
6:40pm Death in Paradise: A Stormy Occurrence: Ben Miller stars in the mystery series set on a fictional Caribbean island. Is a storm to blame for a death at the university, or is something more sinister afoot? (1 hour 20 minutes)
10:10pm Death in Paradise: A Deadly Party: Ben Miller stars in the sun-drenched mystery series set on a fictional Caribbean island. A philanthropist is murdered in broad daylight at a charity fundraiser. (1 hour 20 minutes)

5 USA (21)

5:05pm NCIS: Alibi: Drama series. When a suspected hit-and-run driver claims to have been committing murder elsewhere at the time, his lawyer alerts NCIS without breaking client confidentiality. (S11 Ep 8) (55 minutes)
8:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. When a stolen drone is linked to the elusive terrorist Benham Parsa, the team has to track down the rewired device before it is used for an attack. (S11 Ep 12) (1 hour)
9:00pm NCIS: US crime series. Gibbs and senior FBI agent Fornell unite after two British prisoners, including a former spy, escape and arrive stateside via a shipping container. (S13 Ep 21) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

12:25am Goodfellas: Acclaimed crime drama starring Robert De Niro and Ray Liotta. The story of Henry Hill as he moves up through the ranks of an Italian-American crime syndicate in New York City. (1 hour 45 minutes)
3:55am River Monsters: Congo Killer: Jeremy Wade travels to one of the few rivers left on the planet that will still test a fisherman - the Congo. He is on the trail of a terrifying legend - the Mami Wata. S2 Ep4 (30 minutes)

Home (25)

11:00am DIY SOS: Gloucester: Home improvement mishaps remedied by Nick Knowles and company. The team visit Gloucester to rescue 16-year-old Amy and 12-year-old Nick from their mum's hapless attempts at DIY. (30 minutes)
3:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Celebrities take on baking challenges for Sport Relief. Mel Giedroyc hosts this first episode featuring Jason Manford, Maddy Hill, David James and Samantha Cameron. (1 hour)
4:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Celebrities take on baking challenges for Sport Relief. Jennifer Saunders hosts as Ed Balls, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Chris Kamara and Kimberley Walsh compete. (1 hour)
5:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Celebrities take on baking challenges for Sport Relief. Ed Byrne hosts this third episode, featuring Geri Horner, John Simpson, Jermaine Jenas and Louise Redknapp. (1 hour)
6:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Celebrities take on baking challenges for Sport Relief. Sarah Millican hosts as Alison Steadman, Ade Edmondson, Will Young and Morgana Robinson compete. (1 hour)
11:00pm My Dream Derelict Home: Mick & Liz Forfar: Property renovation dreams come true. A Portsmouth carpenter makes over a tired, old Georgian mansion into a glorious home with modern glazing. (1 hour)

ITVBe (26)

12:55pm What Camilla Did Next: Life in the public eye has been tough for Camilla Thurlow. But a return to Cambodia to help clear landmines reminds her fame can be used for good. (1 hour)
1:55pm Dinner Date: Celeb Ep - Amber Davies: Amber Davies chooses from five menus, each put together by a potential blind date, but she'll only have dinner with three of them. S9 Ep8 (1 hour)
7:00pm Celebrity Dinner Date: Marcel Somerville: Love Island's Marcel Somerville is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. After dating three, who will be coming back for seconds? S9 Ep4 (1 hour)
8:00pm Dinner Date: Celeb Ep - Amber Davies: Amber Davies chooses from five menus, each put together by a potential blind date, but she'll only have dinner with three of them. S9 Ep8 (1 hour)
11:00pm Botched: Botched Reunion: Show and Tell Part 2: Dr Terry DuBrow and Dr Paul Nassif make patients go from botched to beautiful by fixing some of the worst plastic surgery disasters. S1 Ep10 (55 minutes)

ITV2 +1 (27)

12:10am Family Guy: Spies Reminiscent of Us: Animated comedy. After Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, they follow them on a mission to Russia. S8 Ep3 (25 minutes)
12:35am Family Guy: We Love You, Conrad: Animated comedy. Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married - that is, until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad. S7 Ep14 (30 minutes)
1:05am Family Guy: North by North Quahog: Animated comedy series about family life. Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon to spice up their marriage as Brian stays home to take care of the kids. S4 Ep2 (30 minutes)
1:35am American Dad!: Garbage Stan: Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Plus, Roger discovers Hayley is a natural at bumper pool. S13 Ep21 (30 minutes)
2:05am American Dad!: The Talented Mr Dingleberry: Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Plus, Stan, Hayley and Klaus start a honey business. S13 Ep21 (25 minutes)
2:30am American Dad!: Garfield and Friends: Hayley dyes her hair so she can be taken seriously. Stan and Steve run into some guard dogs who try and catch them. S12 Ep19 (25 minutes)
9:15am Emmerdale: Aaron reassures Diane. Leyla confronts David. Rhona and Pete are strained. (30 minutes)
9:45am Coronation Street: Leanne and Toyah visit Rick's office in search of clues. Natalie decides to make David and Nick sweat. Eileen, Liz and Tracy stage a takeover bid. (30 minutes)
10:15am Coronation Street: Leanne, Toyah and Sarah have a dangerous encounter. Natalie causes a rift between Shona and David. Sally forms a syndicate to buy a horse. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Emmerdale: Aaron reassures Diane. Leyla confronts David. Rhona and Pete are strained. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Coronation Street: Leanne and Toyah visit Rick's office in search of clues. Natalie decides to make David and Nick sweat. Eileen, Liz and Tracy stage a takeover bid. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Coronation Street: Leanne, Toyah and Sarah have a dangerous encounter. Natalie causes a rift between Shona and David. Sally forms a syndicate to buy a horse. (30 minutes)
5:25pm Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed: Fantasy comedy sequel starring Matthew Lillard and Linda Cardellini, 2004. The Mystery Inc. gang must save Coolsville from an attack of monsters they have previously unmasked. (1 hour 5 minutes)
6:35pm Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed: Fantasy comedy sequel starring Matthew Lillard and Linda Cardellini, 2004. The Mystery Inc. gang must save Coolsville from an attack of monsters they have previously unmasked. (45 minutes)
7:20pm The Hobbit: The Battle of the...: ...Five Armies. Fantasy sequel starring Ian McKellen and Martin Freeman, 2014. When the dragon Smaug leaves the Lonely Mountain, the people of Laketown face a deadly threat. (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:30pm The Hobbit: The Battle of the...: ...Five Armies. Fantasy sequel starring Ian McKellen and Martin Freeman, 2014. When the dragon Smaug leaves the Lonely Mountain, the people of Laketown face a deadly threat. (1 hour 30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Family Guy: You Can't Handle the Booth: The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (30 minutes)
10:30pm American Dad!: West to Mexico: Stan is a wanted man and on the run from bounty hunter Roger. He soon finds himself in a small Arizona town which is being terrorised by Bullock and his gang. S13 Ep22 (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
1:05am Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Brand new series - Missing Pieces: The team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are scattered across the galaxy and must work hard to find their footing in the wake of losing Coulson. (S6 Ep1, 13) (1 hour)
2:05am Gotham: Brand new series - Penguin, Our Hero: Gordon hopes to stop Gotham's gang fighting with the creation of Haven as a safe place for refugees. Selina is determined to find Jeremiah. (S5 Ep3, 12) (45 minutes)
2:50am How I Met Your Mother: Stuff: Lily's irked when Barney gives harsh criticism of her performance in a play. Ted and Robin fall out when they discuss what to do with 'stuff' left behind by ex-partners. (S2 Ep16, 22) (20 minutes)
3:10am How I Met Your Mother: Something Borrowed: When Marshall and Lily's plans for their dream wedding go awry, their friends save the day and give them the low-key ceremony they've dreamed of. (S2 Ep21, 22) (25 minutes)
3:35am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna's desperate measures to force a confession out of Laurie lead to horrendous consequences. Sinead is desperate for help, and Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side. (2 hours 25 minutes)
6:00am Hollyoaks: Sinead is desperate for help, Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side, and Harry is furious once he discovers who James's new client is. (30 minutes)
6:30am Hollyoaks: Sinead finds comfort with a surprising friendship, and Sally comes to a realisation. Meanwhile, Farrah confides in Misbah about her relationship, and Darren is out to make some extra cash. (30 minutes)
7:00am How I Met Your Mother: How I Met Everyone Else: Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. (S3 Ep5, 20) (30 minutes)
7:30am How I Met Your Mother: Dowisetrepla: Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first place he sees, but Lily can't afford it. (S3 Ep7, 20) (30 minutes)
8:00am Young & Hungry: Pilot: US comedy about feisty young cook Gabi from San Francisco, who lands an interview for her dream job as personal chef to tech firm millionaire Josh. (S1 Ep1, 10) (30 minutes)
8:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Ringless: Gabi's debut assignment - to prepare an elaborate Chinese meal for Josh's investors - has her questioning whether she can handle the job. (S1 Ep2, 10) (30 minutes)
9:00am Melissa & Joey: Pilot: First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1, 30) (30 minutes)
9:30am Melissa & Joey: Moving On: Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school. (S1 Ep2, 30) (30 minutes)
10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Goldbergs: Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
2:00pm Melissa & Joey: Seoul Man: Mel needs to prove that all her employees are US citizens. However, all of Joe's paperwork has been subpoenaed by the court for his divorce hearing. (S1 Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
2:30pm Melissa & Joey: In Lennox We Trust: Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
3:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
3:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Speechless: U-n--Unforgettable P-a--Pain: Ray is miserable after breaking up with Taylor. JJ is nervous about socialising with Aaron. Kenneth tells Jimmy to take charge. (S2 Ep14, 18) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Speechless: One A-n--Angry M--Maya: Maya must do jury service at the same time as Taylor's mother. JJ is less than truthful in his profile on an online dating website. (S2 Ep15, 18) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Young Sheldon: Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Big Bran Hypothesis: Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2, 17) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks: Farrah becomes suspicious of someone's involvement in the crash. Nancy is forced to tell the truth to Kyle. Darren becomes the new poster boy for the bike delivery business. (30 minutes)
7:30pm New: Speechless: Brand new series - G-a--Game N-i--Night: When Maya insists it's time to meet Izzy, a reluctant JJ arranges a game night for his family and new girlfriend, but things go awry. (S3 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Change Constant, The Stockholm Syndrome: In the hour-long series finale, Sheldon and Amy await big news, and Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret. (S12 Ep23 & 24, 24) (1 hour)
10:00pm The Undateables: Autistic rock star Daniel's career has taken off, but his biggest hit has been finding love with Lily. And James Bond fan Rhys has joined a dating agency, hoping to find romance. (S10 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

12:00am Naked Attraction: This daring show starts where some dates end: naked. Singletons pick from a selection of naked people and then they go out. Do they still feel the chemistry with their clothes on? (Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
1:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
2:05am Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Brand new series - Missing Pieces: The team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are scattered across the galaxy and must work hard to find their footing in the wake of losing Coulson. (S6 Ep1, 13) (1 hour)
3:05am Gotham: Brand new series - Penguin, Our Hero: Gordon hopes to stop Gotham's gang fighting with the creation of Haven as a safe place for refugees. Selina is determined to find Jeremiah. (S5 Ep3, 12) (45 minutes)
3:50am How I Met Your Mother: Stuff: Lily's irked when Barney gives harsh criticism of her performance in a play. Ted and Robin fall out when they discuss what to do with 'stuff' left behind by ex-partners. (S2 Ep16, 22) (20 minutes)
4:10am How I Met Your Mother: Something Borrowed: When Marshall and Lily's plans for their dream wedding go awry, their friends save the day and give them the low-key ceremony they've dreamed of. (S2 Ep21, 22) (25 minutes)
4:35am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna's desperate measures to force a confession out of Laurie lead to horrendous consequences. Sinead is desperate for help, and Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side. (2 hours 25 minutes)
7:00am Hollyoaks: Sinead is desperate for help, Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side, and Harry is furious once he discovers who James's new client is. (30 minutes)
7:30am Hollyoaks: Sinead finds comfort with a surprising friendship, and Sally comes to a realisation. Meanwhile, Farrah confides in Misbah about her relationship, and Darren is out to make some extra cash. (30 minutes)
8:00am How I Met Your Mother: How I Met Everyone Else: Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. (S3 Ep5, 20) (30 minutes)
8:30am How I Met Your Mother: Dowisetrepla: Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first place he sees, but Lily can't afford it. (S3 Ep7, 20) (30 minutes)
9:00am Young & Hungry: Pilot: US comedy about feisty young cook Gabi from San Francisco, who lands an interview for her dream job as personal chef to tech firm millionaire Josh. (S1 Ep1, 10) (30 minutes)
9:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Ringless: Gabi's debut assignment - to prepare an elaborate Chinese meal for Josh's investors - has her questioning whether she can handle the job. (S1 Ep2, 10) (30 minutes)
10:00am Melissa & Joey: Pilot: First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1, 30) (30 minutes)
10:30am Melissa & Joey: Moving On: Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school. (S1 Ep2, 30) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm The Goldbergs: Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3, 23) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
3:00pm Melissa & Joey: Seoul Man: Mel needs to prove that all her employees are US citizens. However, all of Joe's paperwork has been subpoenaed by the court for his divorce hearing. (S1 Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
3:30pm Melissa & Joey: In Lennox We Trust: Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Speechless: U-n--Unforgettable P-a--Pain: Ray is miserable after breaking up with Taylor. JJ is nervous about socialising with Aaron. Kenneth tells Jimmy to take charge. (S2 Ep14, 18) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Speechless: One A-n--Angry M--Maya: Maya must do jury service at the same time as Taylor's mother. JJ is less than truthful in his profile on an online dating website. (S2 Ep15, 18) (30 minutes)
6:00pm Young Sheldon: Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Big Bran Hypothesis: Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2, 17) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks: Farrah becomes suspicious of someone's involvement in the crash. Nancy is forced to tell the truth to Kyle. Darren becomes the new poster boy for the bike delivery business. (30 minutes)
8:30pm New: Speechless: Brand new series - G-a--Game N-i--Night: When Maya insists it's time to meet Izzy, a reluctant JJ arranges a game night for his family and new girlfriend, but things go awry. (S3 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Change Constant, The Stockholm Syndrome: In the hour-long series finale, Sheldon and Amy await big news, and Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret. (S12 Ep23 & 24, 24) (1 hour)
11:00pm The Undateables: Autistic rock star Daniel's career has taken off, but his biggest hit has been finding love with Lily. And James Bond fan Rhys has joined a dating agency, hoping to find romance. (S10 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)

5STAR (30)

3:00pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Bella apologises to Simone. Deeply hurt, Simone resigns and tells Brody that she is leaving the Bay. Willow bares all for Dean after Ziggy crashes the night at his place. (30 minutes)

5Spike (31)

2:05am Riots & Robbers: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to bring criminals to justice. (S1 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
9:00am Knight Rider: Drama series. Michael reassumes the identity of the policeman he used to be when he gets caught in an explosion and suffers a serious head injury and loss of memory. (S2 Ep 11) (1 hour)
10:00am Knight Rider: Action-adventure drama series. Michael and KITT come to the aid of a streetwise boy, who is being hunted by a gang of bank robbers after stealing a watch from them. (S2 Ep 12) (1 hour)

ITV +1 (33)

8:00pm Emmerdale: David is stunned by a development. Paddy misreads a situation. Rishi attempts to help Jai. (30 minutes)
10:00pm Coronation Street: Leanne refuses to join Nick's family holiday. Carla's continued decline distresses Peter and Michelle. Sally's syndicate takes ownership of a horse. (30 minutes)
11:30pm Hatton Garden: The Inside...: ...Story. Looking at the police investigation into the biggest burglary in British history, with exclusive interviews with one of the robbers and the detectives who cracked the case. (1 hour)

ITV3+1 (34)

9:00pm Endeavour: Pylon: The murder of a schoolgirl brings Endeavour back to Oxford. When he refuses to accept the main suspect's guilt, he has to uncover the truth before it's too late. S6 Ep1 (2 hours)
11:00pm Bancroft: Detective Superintendent Elizabeth Bancroft leads the charge against a violent gang while DS Katherine Stevens is given a cold murder case, but the pair's paths soon cross. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (44)

2:15pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)

Challenge (46)

6:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
6:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
9:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
10:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
10:30am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
12:00pm Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
12:30pm Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Cube: Phillip Schofield hosts as contestants take on a series of challenges within a four-metre perspex cube for the chance of winning up to ý250,000. (S3, ep 6) (1 hour)
9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

1:00am The Hunt for Jihadi John: Documentary telling the inside story of Mohammed Emwazi's journey from an ordinary London boy to becoming terrorist 'Jihadi John', and the intelligence operatives' attempts to catch him. (1 hour 35 minutes)
2:35am 24 Hours in A&E: Forty-year-old Tania is in resus after being knocked over by a car, 77-year-old Edwin is rushed to A&E bleeding from a tumour, and footballer Lilli has damaged her eye socket. (S18 Ep3) (1 hour)
3:35am 999: What's Your Emergency?: Behind the scenes with the emergency services. This episode explores loneliness, from pensioners who need someone to talk to, to teens struggling with the pressure of social media. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
4:30am Supershoppers: How to buy virtually identical versions of supermarket brands for a fraction of the price, plus sunscreen investigated, and the team put the energy regulator in the hot seat. (S6 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)
3:00pm Frasier: Match Game: Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney), but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Frasier: Miss Right Now: Frasier is disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte already has a boyfriend. (30 minutes)
4:00pm Frasier: And Frasier Makes Three: Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte... and her boyfriend Frank. (30 minutes)
4:30pm Frasier: Detour: Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. (30 minutes)
8:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George and Will's floating beach hut goes to sea. There's also a festival camper van made from an American school bus; and a family home in Germany built in an old grain silo. (S5 Ep8, 8) (1 hour)
9:00pm 999: What's Your Emergency?: Behind the scenes with the emergency services. This episode explores loneliness, from pensioners who need someone to talk to, to teens struggling with the pressure of social media. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Forty-year-old Tania is in resus after being knocked over by a car, 77-year-old Edwin is rushed to A&E bleeding from a tumour, and footballer Lilli has damaged her eye socket. (S18 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm Sex on Trial: How can you prove the crime if the victim can't remember it? In 2012, a 16-year-old girl alleged that she was raped at a student party in Steubenville, Ohio, based on social media. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

My5 (54)

2:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Documentary series. Dr Muki Sri treats a young man for an ear cyst before discovering that he is suffering from long-term depression. (S4 Ep 34) (1 hour)
3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Lauren's symptoms could suggest multiple sclerosis. Clothilde's stressful home life has led to high blood pressure. Thelma has a mysterious gash on her leg. (S4 Ep 35) (1 hour)
6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: New series of the observational documentary series filmed inside a working general practice. The series moves to Bristol as we see what it's like to work for, and use, the NHS. (S5 Ep 1) (1 hour)
7:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series filmed inside a working general practice, offering an honest and often entertaining look at working in and using the NHS in modern Britain. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour)
8:00pm The Yorkshire Vet: Documentary series. Julian is called out to a suspected case of foot-and-mouth. Other patients include a Great Dane, a ram, a pet rat and a rare breed of pig. (S3 Ep 8) (1 hour)

5USA+1 (56)

10:00pm NCIS: US crime series. Gibbs and senior FBI agent Fornell unite after two British prisoners, including a former spy, escape and arrive stateside via a shipping container. (S13 Ep 21) (1 hour)

ITV4+1 (59)

5:00am River Monsters: Congo Killer: Jeremy Wade travels to one of the few rivers left on the planet that will still test a fisherman - the Congo. He is on the trail of a terrifying legend - the Mami Wata. S2 Ep4 (25 minutes)

Dave ja vu (79)

9:00am Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 40 minutes)
11:40am James May's Cars of the People: The erstwhile Top Gear host can't get enough of driving. James reveals the cars that turned post-war Germany and Japan into motoring powerhouses - at the expense of Britain. (1 hour)
12:40pm James May's Cars of the People: James May goes off-road to explore how the 4x4 conquered the world. From Mount Fuji to the Mojave Desert, Captain Slow puts our favourite four-wheel drives to the test. (1 hour)
1:40pm James May's Cars of the People: It's back to the future for James May, who asks what happened to the cutting-edge motors our forebears promised - including fanciful steam cars and ludicrous jet turbines. (1 hour)
2:40pm Top Gear Middle East Special: The not-so-wise Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on an action-packed road trip as they try to follow the path of the Three Wise Men across the Middle East. (1 hour 45 minutes)
4:25pm Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 35 minutes)
8:00pm James May's Cars of the People: James May goes off-road to explore how the 4x4 conquered the world. From Mount Fuji to the Mojave Desert, Captain Slow puts our favourite four-wheel drives to the test. (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (101)

9:45am Homes Under the Hammer: A roofless terraced house in Fulham is sold under the hammer for a huge amount, while houses in Gillingham in Kent and Selly Oak near Birmingham are sold for more modest sums. (1 hour)
12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presents a magical show, with two witches among the contestants. Experts Jonathan Pratt and David Harper are on hand to assist. (1 hour)
2:15pm Escape to the Country: 48, 70. Jules Hudson is in Suffolk with a couple looking to set down roots in the countryside with their Â£900,000 budget. While in the county, Jules meets a dynamic dairy farming family. (45 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: Kush reveals the truth to Martin, leaving him shocked. Karens plan to cheer up Bailey backfires, and Bex makes a big decision. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Mrs Brown's Boys: 2, 6. Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa. Contains strong language and adult humour. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102)

2:20am Holby City: 21, 53. Dominic faces his difficult past when he goes head to head with his abusive ex, Isaac, while Ange and Carole band together to try to help him. (1 hour)
6:05am Escape to the Country: 47, 70. Nicki Chapman is in Devon with a professional singer who has a Â£670,000 budget to buy a country home that hits the right note. (45 minutes)
6:50am Bargain Hunt: Harrogate antiques fair plays host to todays Bargain Hunt. Anita Manning is at the helm, with experts Kate Bliss and Mark Stacey. (45 minutes)
2:30pm Ray Mears' Bushcraft: Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft, the art of living outdoors relying on a knowledge of the natural world. Ray spends time with the Sami people in Sweden. (1 hour)
4:15pm Nature's Greatest Dancers: Documentary series exploring the ways animals move. Steve Backshall looks at the moves animals make in pursuit of romance. (1 hour)
9:00pm Thatcher: A Very British...: ...Revolution. 2, 5. Mrs Thatcher struggles to cling to power as the economy collapses, riots break out and she is subverted by members of her own cabinet. (1 hour)
11:00pm Starter for 10: Comedy starring James McAvoy as a 1980s working-class boy stumbling through university. He tries to achieve his ambition to appear on University Challenge. Deals with adult themes. (1 hour 35 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

7:00pm Emmerdale: David is stunned by a development. Paddy misreads a situation. Rishi attempts to help Jai. (30 minutes)
9:00pm Coronation Street: Leanne refuses to join Nick's family holiday. Carla's continued decline distresses Peter and Michelle. Sally's syndicate takes ownership of a horse. (30 minutes)
10:30pm Hatton Garden: The Inside Story: Looking at the police investigation into the biggest burglary in British history, with exclusive interviews with one of the robbers and the detectives who cracked the case. (1 hour)
11:30pm Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport: Inside the terminal, seasoned pro Demi dishes out deals for delayed passengers, and outside on the airfield, airside Ian is on the runway as it goes into lockdown. S5 Ep2 (25 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

1:50am Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil visits Houghton Hall in Norfolk, built by Britain's first Prime Minister, Sir Robert Walpole. He discovers jaw-dropping bedrooms and a 17-foot silver-embroidered bed. (S2 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
2:55am Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Brighton to see a pioneering cooperative of ten families from the first-ever series of Grand Designs, and finds himself genuinely inspired by what he finds. (55 minutes)
8:40am Frasier: Here's Looking at You: When Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope, Frasier encourages the romance, but his father is suddenly hesitant. (30 minutes)
9:10am Frasier: The Crucible: Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow. (30 minutes)
9:40am Frasier: Call Me Irresponsible: Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and begins advising the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime but, after he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to raise money for repairs. (S26 Ep15) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: Sami wants to help Sinead, which angers one village resident. Meanwhile, Nancy is hated for her actions - but does she have a plan up her sleeve? (30 minutes)
8:30pm New: Tricks of the Restaurant...: ...Trade: Adam explores 'cakeage', where restaurants charge customers to eat their own celebration cakes. Plus: in-home delivery meal kits, and restaurant meal calorie counts. (S5 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Confessions of a Serial...: ...Killer: Samuel Little claims to have killed up to 93 women in 40 years. This chilling documentary examines how such a prolific killer could be on the loose for so long. (1 hour)
10:00pm New: A Very British Sex Shop: This eye-opening documentary follows the Brighton family who run a chain of sex shops. A unique peek into Britain's bedroom habits - from vibrators to 'Sexy Bingo' and a latex fashion show. (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm 100 Vaginas: Documentary artist Laura Dodsworth photographs women and hears their intimate, shocking, moving, powerful or funny stories about how their vaginas have shaped their lives. (1 hour)

Channel 5 HD (105)

4:00am Britain's Greatest Bridges: Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) (45 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Leo discovers that Vance has a stolen racehorse, but agrees to keep the secret. When Karl puts the renovation of his tram out to tender, Chloe encourages Kyle to enter a bid. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: After Raffy is accused of spraying the word 'homewrecker' in Simone's office at school, Ryder forces Bella to confess. Justin sends a drunken Ziggy home from the garage. (30 minutes)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

2:50am Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil visits Houghton Hall in Norfolk, built by Britain's first Prime Minister, Sir Robert Walpole. He discovers jaw-dropping bedrooms and a 17-foot silver-embroidered bed. (S2 Ep3, 4) (55 minutes)
3:55am Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Brighton to see a pioneering cooperative of ten families from the first-ever series of Grand Designs, and finds himself genuinely inspired by what he finds. (55 minutes)
9:40am Frasier: Here's Looking at You: When Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope, Frasier encourages the romance, but his father is suddenly hesitant. (30 minutes)
10:10am Frasier: The Crucible: Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow. (30 minutes)
10:40am Frasier: Call Me Irresponsible: Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and begins advising the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back. (30 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

1:00am The Hunt for Jihadi John: Documentary telling the inside story of Mohammed Emwazi's journey from an ordinary London boy to becoming terrorist 'Jihadi John', and the intelligence operatives' attempts to catch him. (1 hour 35 minutes)
2:35am 24 Hours in A&E: Forty-year-old Tania is in resus after being knocked over by a car, 77-year-old Edwin is rushed to A&E bleeding from a tumour, and footballer Lilli has damaged her eye socket. (S18 Ep3) (1 hour)
3:35am 999: What's Your Emergency?: Behind the scenes with the emergency services. This episode explores loneliness, from pensioners who need someone to talk to, to teens struggling with the pressure of social media. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
4:30am Supershoppers: How to buy virtually identical versions of supermarket brands for a fraction of the price, plus sunscreen investigated, and the team put the energy regulator in the hot seat. (S6 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)

CBBC (201)

7:25am Danger Mouse: Animated series. When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world, Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart Jeopardy Mouse. (15 minutes)
8:20am Film: Bill: Family comedy from the performers of Horrible Histories. Young Bill Shakespeare leaves Stratford to follow his latest dream, to be a playwright in London. (1 hour 30 minutes)
9:50am Horrible Histories: From the earliest screeches of the neanderthal, right through to Jimi Hendrix burning his guitar, Rattus Rattus guides us through the story of music making. (30 minutes)
10:20am Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. A guide to ancient civilizations, featuring new sketches about Alexander the Great's first kiss. (30 minutes)
10:50am Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories charts the path towards true love. Henry VIII enlists the help of maitre d' Fred Sirieix as he tries to find the right wife. (30 minutes)
11:20am Horrible Histories: A look at some of history's greatest artists, from the first images painted onto the walls of caves through to Chris Ofili's work with elephant dung. (30 minutes)
11:50am Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories takes a look at the world's greatest heroes and villains. Featuring Martin Luther King Jr and Al Capone. (25 minutes)
12:15pm Horrible Histories: A look at some of history's most ingenious inventors, as we take in everything from the invention of the wheel to the crisp. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories takes a look at America and its various presidents, from George Washington to the present day, including President Jackson's parrot. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Horrible Histories: A look at the most ruthless rulers of all time. Hold your nose in Versailles, because Louis XIV hasn't got any loos. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Tsar Nicholas II gives tips for survival in Russia's extreme climate, and Lenin provides advice on how to look good after death. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Secret Life of Boys: The whole family works to help RobAnd set up their first concert at the house. Ginger feels sad about leaving her cousins at the end of yet another amazing summer. (25 minutes)
3:25pm Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse accidentally leads the Danger Babies astray when he tells them a bedtime story. (15 minutes)
5:00pm New: Hetty Feather: Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hetty Feather: Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Dumping Ground: Jays ego reaches dangerous new heights following the offer of an open day and interview at a prestigious school, but it threatens to get the better of him. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

6:20am Twirlywoos: 3, 25. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos visit a garden with a deflated inflatable. The lady brings out a pump and starts pumping up and down. (10 minutes)
7:00am Bing: 70, 78. Children's animation. Bing's friends are coming to his house for a cake party. Bing can't wait to show Sula the cake he's made, but he accidentally tips the cake off its stand. (10 minutes)
7:10am Bing: 71, 78. Children's animation. Bing helps Flop do the shopping, but while Flop is paying, Bing finds a strawberry lolly that he can't resist putting in his pocket. (10 minutes)
7:35am Bitz & Bob: 20, 22. Animated preschool series. When Bob's robo-helmet goes missing, Bitz needs to work out how to make him a new one. (10 minutes)
7:45am Peter Rabbit: 16, 56. Animated series. When Peter tries to get the last plum from Mr McGregor's tree, he finds that a mysterious thief has beaten him to it! (10 minutes)
8:10am Octonauts: 13, 24. Preschool animation. Tweak must help her friend Sandy the sea turtle escape a hungry tiger shark. (10 minutes)
9:20am Kit & Pup: 14, 52. Preschool series. Kit and Pup are at the park. What can you see that is liquid and what can you see that is solid? (5 minutes)
9:25am Bing: 72, 78. Children's animation. Bing and Pando are tired but insist on one last game of hide-and-seek. Pando hides in Bing's bed, but by the time Bing finds him he is fast asleep. (10 minutes)
9:35am Twirlywoos: 4, 25. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos visit a house where a noisy parrot lives. The table is making a noise. But the Hooter is noisier than everything. (10 minutes)
10:40am Olobob Top: When Big Fish can't go on a holibob with the Olobobs, they bring their... Followed by Small Potatoes; Potatoes from around the world celebrate the similarities and differences we all share. (10 minutes)
12:30pm Katie Morag: 11, 26. Live-action children's show. Struay becomes a place of mysteries - Neilly Beag is acting strangely, and Grandma Mainland makes an unannounced visit! (15 minutes)
12:45pm Sarah & Duck: 23, 40. Animation for preschool children. Stumbling across an arcade, Sarah takes on a dancing challenge with John, whilst Duck and Flamingo team up to play a video game. (15 minutes)
1:00pm The Furchester Hotel: 7, 52. Preschool puppet show. A group of very cheery cheerleaders check into the Furchester Hotel, but their cheering upsets the other guests. (10 minutes)
1:25pm Bing: 70, 78. Children's animation. Bing's friends are coming to his house for a cake party. Bing can't wait to show Sula the cake he's made, but he accidentally tips the cake off its stand. (10 minutes)
1:35pm Twirlywoos: 1, 31. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos learn all about getting wet when they have an encounter with a garden hose. The Box brings them a rainy cloud. (10 minutes)
2:35pm Pablo: Animated preschool series. Pablo is fascinated with the boy in the mirror. He draws his new friend and introduces him to the art world. (10 minutes)
3:55pm Bitz & Bob: 17, 22. Animated preschool series. When Big Pop and Zip get stuck on a skyscraper, Bitz has to think fast to get them down. (15 minutes)
4:10pm New: Junk Rescue: Danny, Zoe and the Junkyard Helpers find some metal pipes in the junkyard. Zoe and the helpers make something out of old plastic pipes. (15 minutes)
4:40pm Peter Rabbit: 17, 56. Animated series. When Old Brown takes Peter's journal, Peter must choose between saving his most precious possession and saving a friend. (10 minutes)
5:30pm New: Apple Tree House: Its Lailas birthday but her dads plans to celebrate are in disarray. Followed by Our Family; Four-year-old Maia becomes Doctor Maia and opens a pretend hospital. (15 minutes)
6:10pm Clangers: 3, 26. Animation about a family of small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. The Hoot Planet visits the Clangers, and wool starts raining down from the sky. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

6:40am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Grand Invitation: Animated antics. Mr Bean meets an aristocratic old lady and is invited for lunch, but she and her sinister butler are not what they seem... S1 Ep48 (15 minutes)
6:55am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Royal Makeover: Animated antics. Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen. S1 Ep49 (15 minutes)
7:10am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Super Marrow: Animated antics. Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour - and there is prize money at stake... S1 Ep50 (10 minutes)
9:25am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Superhero Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Bean turns superhero in an attempt to outwit a cunning cat burglar. S2 Ep41 (15 minutes)
9:40am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. What a Load of Rubbish: Bean is a bit too enthusiastic while cleaning his flat and Teddy ends up on his way to the dump. S2 Ep42 (15 minutes)
9:55am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. The Robot: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Bean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town. S2 Ep43 (15 minutes)
10:10am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Ice Cream: Bean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town. S2 Ep44 (15 minutes)
1:30pm Project Z: Sheffield: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in the Sheffield, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape! S1 Ep7 (30 minutes)
3:30pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Superhero Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Bean turns superhero in an attempt to outwit a cunning cat burglar. S2 Ep41 (15 minutes)
3:45pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. What a Load of Rubbish: Bean is a bit too enthusiastic while cleaning his flat and Teddy ends up on his way to the dump. S2 Ep42 (15 minutes)
4:00pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. The Robot: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Bean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town. S2 Ep43 (15 minutes)
4:15pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Ice Cream: Bean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town. S2 Ep44 (15 minutes)
5:00pm New: Pokemon Sun and Moon:...: ... - Ultra Legends. Heart of Fire, Heart of Stone!: Brock is thrilled at the chance to meet the famous Island Kahuna Olivia, and drags the gang to Akala Island. S22 Ep11 (29 minutes)
7:25pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Grand Invitation: Animated antics. Mr Bean meets an aristocratic old lady and is invited for lunch, but she and her sinister butler are not what they seem... S1 Ep48 (10 minutes)
7:35pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Royal Makeover: Animated antics. Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen. S1 Ep49 (15 minutes)
7:50pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Super Marrow: Animated antics. Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour - and there is prize money at stake... S1 Ep50 (10 minutes)
8:00pm Spy School: Operation Pollen Bee Gone: The Spy School cadets travel to Kew Gardens, where the responsibility for saving the world's pollen from supervillain Goldfist is in their hands. S1 Ep4 (24 minutes)
8:24pm Make It Pop: Heart, Courage, Brains: Musical comedy series about a girl band. When Corki gets stage fright, the play is in danger of being ruined. S1 Ep20 (31 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

7:25am Danger Mouse: Animated series. When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world, Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart Jeopardy Mouse. (15 minutes)
8:20am Film: Bill: Family comedy from the performers of Horrible Histories. Young Bill Shakespeare leaves Stratford to follow his latest dream, to be a playwright in London. (1 hour 30 minutes)
9:50am Horrible Histories: From the earliest screeches of the neanderthal, right through to Jimi Hendrix burning his guitar, Rattus Rattus guides us through the story of music making. (30 minutes)
10:20am Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. A guide to ancient civilizations, featuring new sketches about Alexander the Great's first kiss. (30 minutes)
10:50am Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories charts the path towards true love. Henry VIII enlists the help of maitre d' Fred Sirieix as he tries to find the right wife. (30 minutes)
11:20am Horrible Histories: A look at some of history's greatest artists, from the first images painted onto the walls of caves through to Chris Ofili's work with elephant dung. (30 minutes)
11:50am Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories takes a look at the world's greatest heroes and villains. Featuring Martin Luther King Jr and Al Capone. (25 minutes)
12:15pm Horrible Histories: A look at some of history's most ingenious inventors, as we take in everything from the invention of the wheel to the crisp. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Horrible Histories: Horrible Histories takes a look at America and its various presidents, from George Washington to the present day, including President Jackson's parrot. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Horrible Histories: A look at the most ruthless rulers of all time. Hold your nose in Versailles, because Louis XIV hasn't got any loos. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Tsar Nicholas II gives tips for survival in Russia's extreme climate, and Lenin provides advice on how to look good after death. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Secret Life of Boys: The whole family works to help RobAnd set up their first concert at the house. Ginger feels sad about leaving her cousins at the end of yet another amazing summer. (25 minutes)
3:25pm Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse accidentally leads the Danger Babies astray when he tells them a bedtime story. (15 minutes)
5:00pm New: Hetty Feather: Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Horrible Histories: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hetty Feather: Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Dumping Ground: Jays ego reaches dangerous new heights following the offer of an open day and interview at a prestigious school, but it threatens to get the better of him. (30 minutes)

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