Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Tuesday 16th October

BBC ONE Lon (1)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: The team follow a four-year project to develop land in Maidstone and two swifter developments in Burnley in Lancashire and Meir in Staffordshire. Also in HD. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents as the teams scour a fair at the National Botanic Gardens of Wales with experts Caroline Hawley and Richard Madley. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Changing Faces: Al and Daniel play Cupid with two friends who are concealing feelings for each other. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Monmouthshire: Nicki Chapman heads to the Monmouthshire countryside to help a couple who have a love of the outdoors and dogs as they aim to buy their first home together. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
7:30pm EastEnders: Stacey and Ruby have a heart-to-heart chat. Jean makes a shocking discovery. Sharon fears that someone knows her and Keanu's secret. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Holby City: Stains: Gaskell fears exposure when Hanssen confesses to having doubts about recent events. Jac discovers Steven has been keeping a potentially life-changing secret from Fletch. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm Informer: 1, 6. No Sleep Till Brooklyn: Raza is arrested and coerced into working as a counterterrorism informant. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)

BBC TWO (2)

1:45pm Restoration Home: 8, 8. Barnhill: Restoration of historic properties. Kent husband and wife team Geri and Kevin's dream home in Devon soon proves to be a nightmare, as costs spiral out of control. Also in HD. (1 hour)
2:45pm Wartime Farm: 4, 8. The team faces a WWII-style government inspection. Also in HD. (1 hour)
3:45pm The Blue Planet: 5, 8. Seasonal Seas: Exploring the richest waters on earth, where the solar cycle drives an explosion of life. Also in HD. (1 hour)
7:00pm Family Cooking Showdown: Competitive food show. The three remaining families must volunteer one family member to cook without knowing the dish they have to prepare - a salted caramel tart. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm A Dangerous Dynasty: House of Assad: 2, 3. Bashar is now president and his wife is first lady, but they face problems on all sides and their regime is accused of killing a political enemy. Contains upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
11:15pm Body Clock: What Makes Us Tick?: Documentary. A former commando spends ten days locked in a nuclear bunker, with no way of telling the time, to find out how best to manage our body clock and improve our health. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
10:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
11:45pm Lethal Weapon: Funny Money: US action series. Riggs and Murtaugh get involved in the world of counterfeit money, but Murtaugh is thrown when a group of teenagers inadvertently get involved. S2 Ep11 (45 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

1:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
2:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
3:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
9:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
11:05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
9:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)
11:25pm Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)

Channel 5 (5)

12:15pm NCIS: Freedom: US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) (50 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet : Observational documentary series. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour 15 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

12:05am The Cleveland Show: A General Thanksgiving Episode: Animated Family Guy spin-off. Cleveland runs into problems trying to start up a new Broken Stool, while Rallo reunites Holt with his estranged father. S4 Ep3 (25 minutes)
12:30am Plebs: The Bath House: The boys attend a free trial session at a swanky new bathhouse and attempt to outstay their welcome. Marcus meets a potential business contact in the changing room. S4 Ep6 (35 minutes)
8:00am Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (25 minutes)
8:25am Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
8:55am Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
10:15am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Mark Foster: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners try to guess the identity of mystery host, swimming sensation and gold medallist Mark Foster. S2 Ep22 (1 hour)
12:15pm Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
10:00pm Family Guy: Hell Comes to Quahog: Animated comedy series about American family life. When a superstore puts all the shops in Quahog out of business, Brian and Stewie team up to save the town. S5 Ep3 (30 minutes)
10:30pm Family Guy: Saving Private Brian: Animated comedy series about American family life. Brian and Stewie accidentally join the military and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get discharged. S5 Ep4 (30 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: Sibling Rivalry: Animated comedy series about family life. Stewie's half-brother and arch-rival Bertram confronts him, and they declare an all-out war for control of the playground. S4 Ep23 (30 minutes)
11:30pm American Dad!: Star Trek: Steve's book becomes a success, but after hooking up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a celebrity lifestyle. S2 Ep2 (25 minutes)
11:55pm American Dad!: A Smith in the Hand: Animated series about a CIA agent and his family. Steve wants to take sex education at school, but Stan insists on teaching it himself. Roger tries bar work. S1 Ep9 (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

12:00am Pedalling Dreams: The Raleigh Story: Documentary telling the extraordinary tale of Raleigh bikes - a beautifully illustrated story full of remarkable characters, epic adventures and memorable bikes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
2:00am South Pacific: 6, 6. Fragile Paradise: A look at efforts to preserve the South Pacific and its wildlife from the insidious threats they face. Also in HD. (1 hour)
8:00pm Origins of Us: 1, 3. Bones: Alice Roberts looks at how our skeleton reveals the evolutionary journey of our ancestors. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: 1, 3. Cast Adrift: Isolated since the time of the dinosaurs, New Zealand's wildlife has been left to its own devices. Its forests are stalked by predators from the Jurassic era. Also in HD. (1 hour)
10:00pm New: There She Goes: 1, 5. One Day in the Life of Rosie Yates: It's a typical Saturday for nine-year-old Rosie, who has a severe learning disability. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

Pick (11)

12:00am The Force: Manchester: Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 7) (1 hour)
3:00am Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 11) (1 hour)
6:00am Police Ten 7: Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S16, ep 3) (30 minutes)
6:30am Police Ten 7: Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S16, ep 5) (30 minutes)
8:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
8:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
9:00am Border Security USA: Documentary exploring the extreme measures people take to break US security laws and America's desperate fight against drugs, illegal immigration and terrorism. (S1, ep 12) (1 hour)
10:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Blue Bloods: The Job: Danny's family are caught in the crossfire when he confronts an armed man, while Frank is haunted by memories of 9, 11. Oscar winner F Murray Abraham guest stars. (S2, ep 12) (1 hour)
4:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 8) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 9) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Stargate Universe: Pain: Dr Tamara Johansen investigates when the crew are plagued by hallucinations that bring their fears and desires to life. A paranoia-filled slice of smart sci-fi. (S1, ep 17) (1 hour)
9:00pm World's Most Evil Killers: ...Evil Killers. Volker Eckert: Examining the German truck driver who used his constant travelling to spread a wave of murders across Europe. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
11:00pm The Force: Manchester: Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

1:00am Zapped: Showtime: James Buckley stars in the comedy that The Mirror calls 'a wonderfully silly romp'. Brian joins a band of travelling Players. Howell chases a homicidal turkey. (40 minutes)
9:00am Top Gear: Jeremy, Richard and James take over a gallery in Middlesbrough in a quest to prove that cars can be more popular than art - a task that requires some unusual promotion. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy, Richard and James test and rate the latest cars on the market - well, maybe not quite the latest now. Actor Rupert Grint and F1 star Rubens Barrichello hit the track. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: The Hamster takes to the track in the Lexus supercar. And will bluesman Seasick Steve turn into Carsick Steve when he becomes the latest Star in a Reasonably Priced Car? (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

2:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
3:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
4:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
12:05pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
10:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)

More 4 (14)

12:05am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode explores freedom, independence and renewal. Tree surgeon David, who has fallen 40 feet, lives every day to the full. Anne, who's 74, spent 30 years in an asylum. (S8 Ep6, 13) (1 hour)
1:05am Nazi Treasure Hunters: New: This episode investigates the Nazi looting of Poland, with the team on the trail of the most valuable missing treasure that the Nazis stole: Raphael's Portrait of a Young Man. (Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:55am Food Unwrapped: Jimmy investigates why British cheese sales are soaring across Europe. Kate wants to know what colour of limes are the juiciest. And Matt checks out Parma ham. (S9 Ep5, 7) (35 minutes)
5:55pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Two of Chester Zoo's Grevy's zebras are about to give birth. Meanwhile, Asiatic lioness Kumari seems to be losing interest in her partner Iblis. Plus: warthogs and sloths. (S2 Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
6:55pm The Supervet: Ruth and Chris have spent their lives rescuing stray animals. Can Noel save their three-legged cat Jersey? Plus, a dog with a dodgy elbow, and a two-metre-tall Great Dane. (S6 Ep1, 10) (1 hour)
7:55pm Grand Designs: Three years after engineering whiz Monty built an extraordinary experimental home in Peckham, Kevin McCloud returns to see how it suits Monty and his partner Clare now they have a child. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: The award-winning documentary series continues, with patients at St George's who have each found love in unexpected ways. (S8 Ep7, 13) (1 hour)
10:00pm 999: What's Your Emergency?: Following criminalisation of once legal highs, crack and heroin are on the up. Users and dealers are getting younger, as organised gangs flood small local communities with drugs. (S4 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

6:35pm The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: (2011) Comedy-drama. A varied group of Brits aim to retire in luxury in India. But things don't go to plan. With Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Maggie Smith. Contains some offensive language. (2 hours 25 minutes)

Really (17)

1:00am Murder: Did They Do It?: Kenny Waters: Crime series which invites viewers to decide: guilty or not guilty? When Katharina Brow is murdered, Kenny Waters is the prime suspect. But he's got an alibi. (1 hour)
6:00am Oxford Street Revealed: Series following the people who keep Oxford Street running. Shop security try to control crowds when a popstar stops by and rat-catcher Gary cracks down on rodents. (1 hour)
5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Fox Hollow Farm: Spine-chilling spookiness with the Ghost Adventures Crew! Our gallant guys head to a murderous mansion in Indiana where a serial killer lured his victims. (1 hour)
9:00pm DIY SOS: New. Home renovation series. The team are in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, to help 17-year-old disabled athlete Scott Jones achieve his dream of going to Tokyo 2020. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

12:40am Who Do You Think You Are?: Anne Reid: Join actress Anne Reid as she discovers more about her father's family. One ancestor was a teacher with a sideline in forgery - who ended up on a convict ship to Tasmania. (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:45am Who Do You Think You Are?: Frank Gardner: Journalist Frank Gardner looks into his Norman roots - could he even be related to William the Conqueror? His research also leads to a knight of the Tudor court. (50 minutes)
2:35am Raiders of the Lost Art: Klimt Gustav's Gold: Painted during Vienna's cultural heyday, Gustav Klimt's The Woman in Gold was seized by the Nazis during World War II. Hear the story behind this iconic artwork. (25 minutes)
6:00am Who Do You Think You Are?: Anita Rani: TV presenter Anita Rani hopes to find out what happened to her grandfather during the Partition of India. Join her on a poignant trip to the subcontinent to discover more. (1 hour 10 minutes)
7:10am Who Do You Think You Are?: Mark Gatiss: Sherlock star Mark Gatiss is a big horror fan. His passion for ghoulish tales seems to be genetic as we learn that his family were storytellers - and vampire slayers. (50 minutes)
11:00am Abandoned Engineering: America's Jungle City: Henry Ford's Fordlandia Rubber Town has been left to rot in the Amazon Rainforest, but it was once a symbol of the American dream. (1 hour)
2:00pm Life In The Undergrowth: Taking to the Air: David Attenborough reveals more wonders of nature. The story of the winged insects, Earth's first flyers. Ultra-slow motion cameras reveal incredible flight skills. (1 hour)
3:00pm New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: Wild Extremes: From whip-smart parrots to sinister snails and constellations of glowworms, learn how animals embrace radical solutions to survive in New Zealand's wildest places. (1 hour)
5:00pm Abandoned Engineering: America's Jungle City: Henry Ford's Fordlandia Rubber Town has been left to rot in the Amazon Rainforest, but it was once a symbol of the American dream. (1 hour)
7:00pm Impossible Engineering: Millau Viaduct: The Millau Viaduct is the world's tallest bridge and spans the valley of the River Tarn in southern France. Find out more about this marvel of modern engineering. (1 hour)
8:00pm Impossible Railways: Into the Wild: From a canyon-spanning bridge in San Diego to a track ascending an imposing Swiss peak, hear how railway engineers have conquered jungles, deserts and mountains. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

8:00am London's Burning: Drama series which follows a team of London firefighters. Recall is rushed to hospital as the factory fire rages. But there is worse to follow for the Blue Watch crew. (1 hour)
9:00am Casualty: New. Carrot Not Stick: Zoe delves into the history of Ginny, a middle-aged woman who collapsed at her birthday party - but is stunned when the reason for her illness eventually comes out. (1 hour)
2:40pm London's Burning: Drama series which follows a team of London firefighters. Recall is rushed to hospital as the factory fire rages. But there is worse to follow for the Blue Watch crew. (1 hour)
8:00pm Dalziel and Pascoe: Great Escapes: A spooky adventure for our heroes. Dalziel and Pascoe's attempts to recapture an escaped murderer lead them to face the mythical Barguest, a monstrous black dog. (2 hours)
10:00pm New Tricks: Final Curtain: A gritty murder mystery for those long in the tooth cops. The team return to the 1992 case of an actor, shot dead by his wife on stage. With guest Claire Bloom. (1 hour 15 minutes)

5 USA (21)

9:20am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The team investigates the murder of a wealthy businessman, who was recently married to Kyle's mother. (S6 Ep 13) (45 minutes)
10:05am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. While investigating a death at the bottom of a sinkhole, the team discover a tunnel leading to a bank vault. (S6 Ep 18) (1 hour)
10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Bullseye: Police drama series about a sex crime unit. A young girl suffers memory loss after a brutal assault. After finding another similar victim, Fin is led to a prime suspect. (S12 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
10:55pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Behave: Police drama series. After a rape victim refuses to let forensic evidence be collected from her, Benson uncovers many unsolved cases involving tainted or untested evidence. (S12 Ep 3) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

12:20am Take the Tower: Iconic villain Dolph Lundgren challenges team captain Kirsty, her daughter and two nephews, to a series of games, with a holiday and a bundle of cash on the line. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:30am Minder: The Second Time Around: Terry fills in at an antique shop when the owner is hospitalised after receiving a beating from thugs demanding protection money. S5 Ep4 (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:50pm Minder: Second Hand Pose: After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry looks for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. S5 Ep5 (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:00pm New: Made in Britain: Jimmy Nail narrates a look inside a firework factory, before a lesson in pork pies in Melton Mowbray. Plus, how respective experts create fishing rods and single malt whisky. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Take the Tower: Dolph Lundgren challenges team captain Sid, with mates Karl, Jerome and Alen, to a series of games inspired by action movies, with a holiday and a bundle of cash to be won. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
10:30pm The Ghost Writer: Thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan, 2010. A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former Prime Minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy. (1 hour)
11:35pm The Ghost Writer: Thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan, 2010. A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former Prime Minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy. (1 hour 35 minutes)

Home (25)

10:00pm My Dream Derelict Home: Nick & Tamsin Fryer: Homeowners transform sorry wrecks of properties into the home of their dreams! Nick and Tamsin struggle to renovate a Victorian semi with just 40,000 pounds. (1 hour)
11:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Hasted: More adventures in self-building. Amanda Lamb meets a couple who convert an existing barn using a flat-pack oak frame to produce an unusual and attractive family home. (30 minutes)
11:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Harrison: Amanda Lamb meets people who take on the project of building their own home. Fred and Miriam hope their flat-pack garden studio will be fuss-free. Plus two other pads. (30 minutes)

ITVBe (26)

12:45am Be Tasty: Ampika Pickston - Beef Thai Curry: Cookery series. The Real Housewives of Cheshire's Ampika makes a family favourite - beef fillet with roasted vegetables and Thai red curry sauce. (10 minutes)
10:30am The Oddbods Show: Panic Room: Animated series following the adventures of the Oddbods. Fuse and Pogo find themselves stranded inside Jeff's house after he goes on holiday. S1 Ep28 (10 minutes)
10:40am The Oddbods Show: No Good Deed: Animated series. Fuse is rescued by Newt from an embarrassing situation and takes it upon himself to repay this debt by becoming her personal hero. S1 Ep29 (10 minutes)
8:00pm Dinner Date: Matt: Dating series. Matt from London dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S6 Ep3 (1 hour)
9:00pm Botched by Nature: The Chronicles of Hernia: As the doctors treat a woman with deformed breasts and a musician born with no ear, Dr Nassif finds out that he has a serious medical condition. S1 Ep5 (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (27)

12:05am American Dad!: Stan of Arabia - Part 1: Animated comedy about a CIA man. Stan is reassigned to Saudi Arabia as a punishment, but the country's male-dominated society appeals to him immensely. S1 Ep12 (25 minutes)
12:30am American Dad!: Stan of Arabia - Part 2: Animated series. The Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, where Stan enjoys the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles. S1 Ep13 (35 minutes)
1:05am The Cleveland Show: A General Thanksgiving Episode: Animated Family Guy spin-off. Cleveland runs into problems trying to start up a new Broken Stool, while Rallo reunites Holt with his estranged father. S4 Ep3 (25 minutes)
1:30am Plebs: The Bath House: The boys attend a free trial session at a swanky new bathhouse and attempt to outstay their welcome. Marcus meets a potential business contact in the changing room. S4 Ep6 (35 minutes)
9:00am Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (25 minutes)
9:25am Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
9:55am Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
11:15am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Mark Foster: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners try to guess the identity of mystery host, swimming sensation and gold medallist Mark Foster. S2 Ep22 (1 hour)
1:15pm Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: Hell Comes to Quahog: Animated comedy series about American family life. When a superstore puts all the shops in Quahog out of business, Brian and Stewie team up to save the town. S5 Ep3 (30 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: Saving Private Brian: Animated comedy series about American family life. Brian and Stewie accidentally join the military and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get discharged. S5 Ep4 (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

12:00am First Dates: It's spring; is love in the air for the diners at the First Dates restaurant? Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:05am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Nadia and new agent Paul are secretly watching every move as three celebrities are sent out on a date right away. Mutya Buena is set up with tattoo fan Ryan. (S5 Ep2, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:50am How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15, 24) (20 minutes)
4:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (S7 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
4:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
4:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
6:00am Hollyoaks: Grace asks DS Roxy for help in getting rid of Glenn, but she thinks it's a terrible idea. Martine threatens to tell Simone who she has secretly married, but Louis rushes to stop her. (30 minutes)
6:30am Hollyoaks: Glenn is out of hospital, and Grace finally puts her plan into action to manipulate Jay into killing Glenn. Meanwhile, Goldie offers to help Jesse plan a party for Glenn's birthday. (30 minutes)
7:00am New Girl: Control: When Jess tries to make Schmidt relax and stop doing all the housework, the delicate ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance and the place is soon a mess. (S1 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30am New Girl: Fancyman (Part 1, 2): Jess has an awkward meeting with Russell Schiller, the wealthy father of a student who has been creating some strange artwork in her class. (S1 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Good Crazy: Despite feigning indifference, Barney is plagued by jealousy as a result of his girlfriend Quinn's job as a stripper and he tries to persuade her to switch careers. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Coral Palms (Part 3, 3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Night Shift: Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
5:00pm New Girl: Models: Jess reluctantly tags along when Cece has a wild night out with her model friends. The guys ponder the nature of male friendship when Schmidt buys Nick a cookie. (S2 Ep5, 25) (30 minutes)
5:30pm New Girl: Halloween: Nick gets a visit from his college crush Amelia, but feels scared when she begins to show affection for him. Jess is employed as a zombie at a haunted house. (S2 Ep6, 25) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks: Donna Marie turns up at Prince and Lily's flat asking for money. Marnie decides to take James out for a mother and son bonding day. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Home Alone: (1990) Family comedy with Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on a Christmas holiday with them. Initially he revels in his freedom, until he's forced to repel two burglars. (2 hours)
10:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Olivia Attwood opens up about lost loves. Alik Alfus is challenged to be less of a pushover on his next date. Eyal Booker gets super spiritual with date Emma. (S5 Ep3, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
1:00am First Dates: It's spring; is love in the air for the diners at the First Dates restaurant? Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:05am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Nadia and new agent Paul are secretly watching every move as three celebrities are sent out on a date right away. Mutya Buena is set up with tattoo fan Ryan. (S5 Ep2, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
4:50am How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15, 24) (20 minutes)
5:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (S7 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
5:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
5:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
7:00am Hollyoaks: Grace asks DS Roxy for help in getting rid of Glenn, but she thinks it's a terrible idea. Martine threatens to tell Simone who she has secretly married, but Louis rushes to stop her. (30 minutes)
7:30am Hollyoaks: Glenn is out of hospital, and Grace finally puts her plan into action to manipulate Jay into killing Glenn. Meanwhile, Goldie offers to help Jesse plan a party for Glenn's birthday. (30 minutes)
8:00am New Girl: Control: When Jess tries to make Schmidt relax and stop doing all the housework, the delicate ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance and the place is soon a mess. (S1 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30am New Girl: Fancyman (Part 1, 2): Jess has an awkward meeting with Russell Schiller, the wealthy father of a student who has been creating some strange artwork in her class. (S1 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Good Crazy: Despite feigning indifference, Barney is plagued by jealousy as a result of his girlfriend Quinn's job as a stripper and he tries to persuade her to switch careers. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Coral Palms (Part 3, 3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Night Shift: Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
6:00pm New Girl: Models: Jess reluctantly tags along when Cece has a wild night out with her model friends. The guys ponder the nature of male friendship when Schmidt buys Nick a cookie. (S2 Ep5, 25) (30 minutes)
6:30pm New Girl: Halloween: Nick gets a visit from his college crush Amelia, but feels scared when she begins to show affection for him. Jess is employed as a zombie at a haunted house. (S2 Ep6, 25) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks: Donna Marie turns up at Prince and Lily's flat asking for money. Marnie decides to take James out for a mother and son bonding day. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Home Alone: (1990) Family comedy with Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on a Christmas holiday with them. Initially he revels in his freedom, until he's forced to repel two burglars. (2 hours)
11:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Olivia Attwood opens up about lost loves. Alik Alfus is challenged to be less of a pushover on his next date. Eyal Booker gets super spiritual with date Emma. (S5 Ep3, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)

5STAR (30)

3:00pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Colby is forced to confront his issues with Chelsea and the two take a tentative step towards reconciliation. Brody gives Maggie some cookery lessons, much to Mason's disapproval.
(30 minutes)
9:00pm Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters: Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:10pm Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters: Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) (40 minutes)

5Spike (31)

12:55am The X-Files: Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. Mulder and Scully investigate human organ theft and uncover a mysterious cult with macabre rituals. (S11 Ep 9) (1 hour)
9:00am Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. Britain is the most watched country in the world and in this action-packed documentary series we show how the most brazen criminals have been caught red handed by CCTV. (S... (30 minutes)

ITV +1 (33)

12:45am Am I A Murderer?: This new documentary in ITV's Crime & Punishment season tells the story of Janet Holt, who claims that more than 40 years ago she murdered her business partner. S1 Ep1 (50 minutes)
8:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
11:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)

ITV3+1 (34)

9:00pm Midsomer Murders: Worm in the Bud: Feature-length drama. When a woman's body is discovered, Barnaby soon finds himself in the midst of witchcraft, ancient potions, infidelity and land feuds. S5 Ep3 (2 hours)
11:00pm Scott & Bailey: Police drama. Syndicate Nine's new sergeant is thrown in at the deep end with a historic missing persons case. Meanwhile, Janet shares a secret with Rachel - she wants a boyfriend. S4 Ep2 (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (44)

1:15pm NCIS: Freedom: US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) (50 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet : Observational documentary series. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour 15 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

7:35pm The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: (2011) Comedy-drama. A varied group of Brits aim to retire in luxury in India. But things don't go to plan. With Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Maggie Smith. Contains some offensive language. (2 hours 25 minutes)

Challenge (46)

2:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
4:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
6:00am Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 21) (45 minutes)
6:45am Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 22) (45 minutes)
11:00am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
3:30pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4:30pm Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 23) (45 minutes)
5:15pm Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 24) (45 minutes)
8:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

12:25am Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
1:25am 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode examines military crime in Wiltshire, home to 15,000 MOD personnel. Squaddies and civilians often fight and at least one serviceperson takes their own life each month. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:30am First Dates Hotel: Can Othello become Juliette's Romeo, even though she's not keen on his bald head? Meanwhile, red-haired beauty Georgie is looking for a 'hot nerd'. (S3 Ep6, 6) (1 hour)
3:30am Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales cross Italy's largest lake and travel down Europe's oldest working canal to Milan. The journey includes spectacular gardens, singing and wine. (S9 Ep2) (1 hour)
4:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
6:30pm Frasier: Rooms with a View (Part 2, 3): The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Frasier: Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3, 3): Frasier is driven round the bend by the new lease of life Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Frasier: We Two Kings: Christmas is coming and so, it seems, is a Crane family feud. Niles and Daphne want to hold the family get-together, while Frasier decides he will host it. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil heads for beautiful Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, where he tries some medieval pest control and finds evidence of an aristocratic sex scandal and a lost railway. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm Grand Designs: Steph Wilson and husband Alex try to build a contemporary farmhouse on her grandfather's old farmland. But lack of money leads to a long spell in a caravan and a total re-design. (Ep4, 7) (1 hour)
10:00pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of The Big Audition, Strictly, Killing Eve, Bake Off, Magic Numbers: Hannah Fry's Mysterious World of Maths, and Gordon, Gino and Fred: Road Trip? (S12 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 25 minutes)

My5 (54)

9:10am Neighbours: Aaron and Mark visit Cassius in prison to warn him off Piper. The Brennans learn that Tyler is on his way home. Amy tells Rob that she has given Gary the money. (25 minutes)
9:35am Home and Away: Willow and Dean avoid a jail sentence, but are given Community Service orders. Jasmine is jealous when Robbo and Tori announce that they are off to the city for a few days. (25 minutes)
3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A mum-to-be is worried about severe abdominal pains and that her normally lively baby has stopped moving. Across the corridor, a recent mum is feeling blue. (S4 Ep 26) (1 hour)
6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Eurico acquired 11 broken ribs and multiple injuries from a 50mph motorcycle crash. Gary had his face rebuilt with a bone from his leg. (S4 Ep 27) (1 hour)
8:00pm GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Aaron has developed a mysterious dent in the middle of his forehead, Megan falls asleep in school classes, and Mohammed injured his shoulder in a road incident. (S6 Ep 7) (1 hour)

5USA+1 (56)

10:20am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The team investigates the murder of a wealthy businessman, who was recently married to Kyle's mother. (S6 Ep 13) (45 minutes)
11:05am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. While investigating a death at the bottom of a sinkhole, the team discover a tunnel leading to a bank vault. (S6 Ep 18) (1 hour)
11:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Bullseye: Police drama series about a sex crime unit. A young girl suffers memory loss after a brutal assault. After finding another similar victim, Fin is led to a prime suspect. (S12 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
11:55pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Behave: Police drama series. After a rape victim refuses to let forensic evidence be collected from her, Benson uncovers many unsolved cases involving tainted or untested evidence. (S12 Ep 3) (1 hour)

ITVBe+1 (58)

12:00am Botched: Pinched Perfect: US series. Paul helps a singer find his voice again by performing a rhinoplasty. The doctors assist a woman whose earlobes are stretched to almost two inches. S3 Ep3 (1 hour)
1:45am Be Tasty: Ampika Pickston - Beef Thai Curry: Cookery series. The Real Housewives of Cheshire's Ampika makes a family favourite - beef fillet with roasted vegetables and Thai red curry sauce. (10 minutes)
11:30am The Oddbods Show: Panic Room: Animated series following the adventures of the Oddbods. Fuse and Pogo find themselves stranded inside Jeff's house after he goes on holiday. S1 Ep28 (10 minutes)
11:40am The Oddbods Show: No Good Deed: Animated series. Fuse is rescued by Newt from an embarrassing situation and takes it upon himself to repay this debt by becoming her personal hero. S1 Ep29 (10 minutes)
9:00pm Dinner Date: Matt: Dating series. Matt from London dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S6 Ep3 (1 hour)
10:00pm Botched by Nature: The Chronicles of Hernia: As the doctors treat a woman with deformed breasts and a musician born with no ear, Dr Nassif finds out that he has a serious medical condition. S1 Ep5 (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (79)

2:00am Zapped: Showtime: James Buckley stars in the comedy that The Mirror calls 'a wonderfully silly romp'. Brian joins a band of travelling Players. Howell chases a homicidal turkey. (40 minutes)
10:00am Top Gear: Jeremy, Richard and James take over a gallery in Middlesbrough in a quest to prove that cars can be more popular than art - a task that requires some unusual promotion. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy, Richard and James test and rate the latest cars on the market - well, maybe not quite the latest now. Actor Rupert Grint and F1 star Rubens Barrichello hit the track. (1 hour)
7:00pm Top Gear: The Hamster takes to the track in the Lexus supercar. And will bluesman Seasick Steve turn into Carsick Steve when he becomes the latest Star in a Reasonably Priced Car? (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (101)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: The team follow a four-year project to develop land in Maidstone and two swifter developments in Burnley in Lancashire and Meir in Staffordshire. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents as the teams scour a fair at the National Botanic Gardens of Wales with experts Caroline Hawley and Richard Madley. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Changing Faces: Al and Daniel play Cupid with two friends who are concealing their feelings for each other, but will their efforts pay off? Sid has to deal with some sick children. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Monmouthshire: Nicki Chapman heads to the Monmouthshire countryside to help a couple who have a love of the outdoors and dogs as they aim to buy their first home together. (45 minutes)
7:30pm EastEnders: Stacey and Ruby have a heart-to-heart chat. Jean makes a shocking discovery. Sharon fears that someone knows her and Keanu's secret. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Holby City: Stains: Gaskell fears exposure when Hanssen confesses to having doubts about recent events. Jac discovers Steven has been keeping a potentially life-changing secret from Fletch. (1 hour)
9:00pm Informer: 1, 6. No Sleep Till Brooklyn: Raza is arrested and coerced into working as a counterterrorism informant. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. (1 hour)

BBC TWO HD (102)

1:45pm Restoration Home: 8, 8. Barnhill: Restoration of historic properties. Kent husband and wife team Geri and Kevin's dream home in Devon soon proves to be a nightmare, as costs spiral out of control. (1 hour)
2:45pm Wartime Farm: 4, 8. Recreating British farming as it was during World War II. The team faces a government inspection for productivity. Over 2,000 wartime farmers lost their land for failing these. (1 hour)
3:45pm The Blue Planet: 5, 8. Seasonal Seas: David Attenborough narrates a natural history of the oceans, exploring the richest waters on Earth, where the annual cycle of the sun drives an explosion of life. (1 hour)
7:00pm Family Cooking Showdown: Competitive food show. The three remaining families must volunteer one family member to cook without knowing the dish they have to prepare - a salted caramel tart. (1 hour)
9:00pm A Dangerous Dynasty: House of Assad: 2, 3. Bashar is now president and his wife is first lady, but they face problems on all sides and their regime is accused of killing a political enemy. Contains upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
11:15pm Body Clock: What Makes Us Tick?: Documentary. A former commando spends ten days locked in a nuclear bunker, with no way of telling the time, to find out how best to manage our body clock and improve our health. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
10:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
11:45pm Lethal Weapon: Funny Money: US action series. Riggs and Murtaugh get involved in the world of counterfeit money, but Murtaugh is thrown when a group of teenagers inadvertently get involved. S2 Ep11 (45 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

1:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
2:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
3:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
9:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
11:05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
9:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)
11:25pm Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)

Channel 5 HD (105)

12:15pm NCIS: Freedom: US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) (50 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet : Observational documentary series. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour 15 minutes)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

2:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
3:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
4:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
12:05pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
10:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

12:25am Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
1:25am 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode examines military crime in Wiltshire, home to 15,000 MOD personnel. Squaddies and civilians often fight and at least one serviceperson takes their own life each month. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:30am First Dates Hotel: Can Othello become Juliette's Romeo, even though she's not keen on his bald head? Meanwhile, red-haired beauty Georgie is looking for a 'hot nerd'. (S3 Ep6, 6) (1 hour)
3:30am Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales cross Italy's largest lake and travel down Europe's oldest working canal to Milan. The journey includes spectacular gardens, singing and wine. (S9 Ep2) (1 hour)
4:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
6:30pm Frasier: Rooms with a View (Part 2, 3): The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Frasier: Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3, 3): Frasier is driven round the bend by the new lease of life Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Frasier: We Two Kings: Christmas is coming and so, it seems, is a Crane family feud. Niles and Daphne want to hold the family get-together, while Frasier decides he will host it. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil heads for beautiful Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, where he tries some medieval pest control and finds evidence of an aristocratic sex scandal and a lost railway. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm Grand Designs: Steph Wilson and husband Alex try to build a contemporary farmhouse on her grandfather's old farmland. But lack of money leads to a long spell in a caravan and a total re-design. (Ep4, 7) (1 hour)
10:00pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of The Big Audition, Strictly, Killing Eve, Bake Off, Magic Numbers: Hannah Fry's Mysterious World of Maths, and Gordon, Gino and Fred: Road Trip? (S12 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 25 minutes)

CBBC (201)

7:25am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand: Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
7:45am Odd Squad: Bad Luck Bears: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When odd things start happening to the Bears basketball team, Olive and Otto must set things straight before the big game. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
11:45am The Worst Witch: 7, 13. The Best Teacher: Drama series. Mildred learns not to take shortcuts when a wisdom spell goes wrong, and she has to convince her class she's their new teacher. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
12:10pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parents evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile, Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
12:40pm The Worst Witch: 9, 13. The First Witch: Drama series. Mildred goes on a hair-raising journey while looking into her magical heritage. Meanwhile, Ethel thinks she is queen bee when she grows a wart. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
1:10pm The Worst Witch: 10, 13. Spelling Bee: Miss Hardbroom's rival comes to Cackle's Academy for the annual spelling bee. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
1:40pm Jamie Johnson: 2, 10. Get Up 8: Drama series. With the school football team on hold for a year, Jack decides to keep her footballing dreams alive by starting her own grassroots football team. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
2:35pm The Dumping Ground: Stuck: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha's pushed to take extreme action when she finds herself stuck reliving the same day. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Strange Hill High: 7, 14. Read All About It: Animated series. Mitchell becomes a journalist for the school newspaper and decides it is easier to simply make stories up rather than look for real ones. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
4:30pm The Worst Witch: The Big Freeze: Drama series. As the castle continues to freeze and hope is being lost, surprises come from every corner. Ethel decides to make a sacrifice. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
6:00pm New: Our School: You Can't Win 'Em All: Documentary series. It's a sports day with a difference, as team captains who wouldn't normally get chosen take the lead. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories Naughty Napoleon...: ...Special. 5, 15. Historical sketch show. A special episode about the great French leader Napoleon Bonaparte, following his rise to become the Emperor of France. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Our School: You Can't Win 'Em All: Documentary series. It's a sports day with a difference, as team captains who wouldn't normally get chosen take the lead. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
8:00pm Hetty Feather: Foundling Day: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Hetty risks getting into serious trouble with Matron when she makes a desperate promise. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Worst Witch: The Big Freeze: Drama series. As the castle continues to freeze and hope is being lost, surprises come from every corner. Ethel decides to make a sacrifice. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

6:35am Twirlywoos: 27, 31. Faster and Faster: The Twirlywoos play a tune on a piano which gets faster and faster. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:15am Bing: Paddling Pool: Children's animation. Bing and Sula are disappointed that there is no water in the paddling pool, until Bing realises that there are new games they can play. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Squirrel Hotpot: Animated series. Mr Tod catches Squirrel Nutkin and takes him to Owl Island to get a squirrel recipe from Old Brown. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
8:10am Octonauts: 23, 24. Octonauts and the Baby Alligator Search: Kwazii adopts a baby alligator, but it escapes from the Octopod. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
9:00am Olobob Top: Business Trip: The Olobobs give something away at Norbet's shop, but he can't remember what it's called. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
9:05am Pablo: Water Boy: Animated preschool series. Pablo loves watching the rain. Some of his in the Art World friends don't. Draff and Mouse hate getting wet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
9:20am New: Kit and Pup: 33, 52. Paper: Let's find out about paper with Kit and Pup! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
9:30am Bing: Jingly Shoes: Children's animation. Bing finds his old baby shoes. They are much too small for Bing now, but when they fit baby Charlie he has a hard time letting them go. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
9:35am Twirlywoos: 20, 25. More About Getting Wet: The Twirlywoos watch as a man washes his clothes and gets very wet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
12:30pm Sarah & Duck: Umbrella Bubbles: Animation. After getting muddy, Umbrella has to brave his fear of getting wet and take his first bath! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
12:45pm Melody: 6, 20. The Lost Bee: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Flight of the Bumblebee by Rimsky-Korsakov and goes on a bee adventure. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
1:00pm Olobob Top: Business Trip: The Olobobs give something away at Norbet's shop, but he can't remember what it's called. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
1:05pm Pablo: Water Boy: Animated preschool series. Pablo loves watching the rain. Some of his in the Art World friends don't. Draff and Mouse hate getting wet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
1:20pm Kit and Pup: 33, 52. Paper: Let's find out about paper with Kit and Pup! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
1:25pm Bing: Jingly Shoes: Children's animation. Bing finds his old baby shoes. They are much too small for Bing now, but when they fit baby Charlie he has a hard time letting them go. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
1:35pm Twirlywoos: 20, 25. More About Getting Wet: The Twirlywoos watch as a man washes his clothes and gets very wet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
3:10pm Andy's Safari Adventures: 7, 40. Andy and the Lions: Andy jets off to Africa in his safari-mobile to see how lions in the wild deal with flies. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
4:20pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Squirrel Hotpot: Animated series. Mr Tod catches Squirrel Nutkin and takes him to Owl Island to get a squirrel recipe from Old Brown. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
5:00pm Bitz and Bob: 11, 22. Brilliant Beach Circus: Animated preschool series. Bitz needs to make Bob's brilliant tightrope act brilliantly safe, but how? Also in HD. (10 minutes)
5:30pm Apple Tree House: 2, 30. Old Apple Tree: Bella is curious about the age of the apple tree on the estate. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
5:40pm Topsy and Tim: 7, 10. Two Dogs: Live-action children's show. Topsy is feeling better, but she's bored of resting. That is, until DIY Derek visits with his new little dog, Teddy! Also in HD. (20 minutes)
6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 3, 26. Woolly Welcome: The Hoot Planet visits the Clangers, and wool starts raining down from the sky. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Sticky Neep: Animated adventures. Neep gets himself into a sticky situation copying tricks from the circus. Abney and Teal help him to get cleaned up. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

9:30am Wishfart: Guess What Picasso?: Puffin invokes the wrath of an ice cream artisan minotaur by asking for mixed flavours. S1 Ep23 (15 minutes)
9:45am Wishfart: Gross But Noble: A routine gum-removal service call thrusts Akiko into battle with old nemesis the Gum King. S1 Ep24 (15 minutes)
10:00am Dino Dana: Reptile Connection: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana helps Ms. Currie find a pet reptile, comparing it to three other dinosaurs. S2 Ep11 (15 minutes)
10:15am Dino Dana: Three Dino's and a Baby: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana learns how Edmontosaurus young were cared for. S2 Ep12 (15 minutes)
11:45am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Bear: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend. S1 Ep11 (15 minutes)
12:00pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: The Mole: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady is hopping mad when she finds molehills on her lovely croquet lawn. S1 Ep12 (15 minutes)
12:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Loses Rude Ralph: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Rude Ralph is missing! Could the Evil Guardian really be responsible? S4 Ep13 (15 minutes)
12:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry, Eco Warrior: Animated adventures of the mischievous boy. When Henry becomes the school's recycling ambassador, he finds that a bit of power can go a long way. S4 Ep14 (15 minutes)
12:45pm Bear Grylls Survival School: Ten British children go on an outdoor adventure. It is day three and the kids get their first taste of emergency survival food as Bear serves them up live mealworms. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
1:15pm Bear Grylls Survival School: Ten British children go on the biggest adventure of their lives. Bear shows the young survivors how to use their wee to heat up food, before they head off on a two day expedition. S1 Ep4 (30 minutes)
1:45pm Make It Pop: I Can't Hear Me: Musical comedy. XO-IQ tries to work out a show scheduling conflict when Sun Hi loses her voice. Jared asks Mr Stark to change the school play. S1 Ep5 (30 minutes)
2:45pm Dino Dana: Dino Back Riding: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana gets a chance to ride a Hippodraco at Grandma's farm. S2 Ep13 (15 minutes)
3:00pm Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
3:25pm Wishfart: Guess What Picasso?: Puffin invokes the wrath of an ice cream artisan minotaur by asking for mixed flavours. S1 Ep23 (20 minutes)
3:45pm Wishfart: Gross But Noble: A routine gum-removal service call thrusts Akiko into battle with old nemesis the Gum King. S1 Ep24 (15 minutes)
4:30pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Bean's Safari: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. After Mr Bean visits a safari park, he comes home again with a stowaway. S2 Ep39 (15 minutes)
4:45pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: A Round of Golf: The animated antics of Bean. Mr Bean fancies a game of golf so he creates his own golf course inside his flat. Then he invites Irma to join him for a round. S2 Ep40 (15 minutes)
6:00pm Pokemon: Sun and Moon - Ultra Adventures: Rise and Shine, Starship!: A potential disaster threatens the Alola region, but the Ultra Guardians are ready, willing, and able to deal with it! S21 Ep25 (25 minutes)
6:56pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Bear: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend. S1 Ep11 (14 minutes)
7:10pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: The Mole: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean's landlady is hopping mad when she finds molehills on her lovely croquet lawn. S1 Ep12 (15 minutes)
7:25pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Loses Rude Ralph: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Rude Ralph is missing! Could the Evil Guardian really be responsible? S4 Ep13 (15 minutes)
7:40pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry, Eco Warrior: Animated adventures of the mischievous boy. When Henry becomes the school's recycling ambassador, he finds that a bit of power can go a long way. S4 Ep14 (15 minutes)
8:25pm Wishfart: Gross But Noble: A routine gum-removal service call thrusts Akiko into battle with old nemesis the Gum King. S1 Ep24 (15 minutes)
8:40pm Wishfart: Team Shazamrock!: Finnuala invites Dez to be guest speaker at her young leprechauns club, the Little Shamrocks, only for them to soon leave in a huff and start their own club. S1 Ep25 (15 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

7:25am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand: Animated series. Envious at Danger Mouse's ever-growing medal collection, Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. (15 minutes)
7:45am Odd Squad: Bad Luck Bears: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When odd things start happening to the Bears basketball team, Olive and Otto must set things straight before the big game. (15 minutes)
11:45am The Worst Witch: 7, 13. The Best Teacher: Drama series. Mildred learns not to take shortcuts when a wisdom spell goes wrong, and she has to convince her class she's their new teacher. (25 minutes)
12:10pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parents evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile, Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. (30 minutes)
12:40pm The Worst Witch: 9, 13. The First Witch: Drama series. Mildred goes on a hair-raising journey while looking into her magical heritage. Meanwhile, Ethel thinks she is queen bee when she grows a wart. (30 minutes)
1:10pm The Worst Witch: 10, 13. Spelling Bee: Drama series. There is more than just the spelling bee at stake when Miss Hardbroom's rival comes to Cackle's Academy. Meanwhile, Maud and Enid try to help Tabby. (30 minutes)
1:40pm Jamie Johnson: 2, 10. Get Up 8: Drama series. With the school football team on hold for a year, Jack decides to keep her footballing dreams alive by starting her own grassroots football team. (25 minutes)
2:35pm The Dumping Ground: Stuck: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha's pushed to take extreme action when she finds herself stuck reliving the same day. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Strange Hill High: 7, 14. Read All About It: Animated series. Mitchell becomes a journalist for the school newspaper and decides it is easier to simply make stories up rather than look for real ones. (20 minutes)
4:30pm The Worst Witch: The Big Freeze: Drama series. As the castle continues to freeze and hope is being lost, surprises come from every corner. Ethel decides to make a sacrifice. (30 minutes)
6:00pm New: Our School: You Can't Win 'Em All: Documentary series. From sumo wrestling to bubble football, it's sports day with a difference, as team captains who wouldn't normally get chosen take the lead. (20 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories Naughty Napoleon...: ...Special. 5, 15. Historical sketch show. A special episode about the great French leader Napoleon Bonaparte, following his rise from humble beginnings to become the emperor of France. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Our School: You Can't Win 'Em All: Documentary series. From sumo wrestling to bubble football, it's sports day with a difference, as team captains who wouldn't normally get chosen take the lead. (20 minutes)
8:00pm Hetty Feather: Foundling Day: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Hetty risks getting into serious trouble with Matron when she makes a desperate promise. (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Worst Witch: The Big Freeze: Drama series. As the castle continues to freeze and hope is being lost, surprises come from every corner. Ethel decides to make a sacrifice. (30 minutes)

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