Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Wednesday 3rd June

BBC ONE S West (1)

10:45am Homes Under the Hammer: 52, 80. Fearturing properties in Gorleston in Norfolk, Dover and Wolverhampton. Also in HD. (1 hour)
11:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 18, 20. Schoolgirl Molly recalls how she saved her stepfather's life by performing CPR, and an uncle and niece are rescued when their dinghy capsizes. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning is at the Elsecar Heritage Centre with experts Tim Weeks and Caroline Hawley, helping the teams find the bargains that will hopefully make them a profit at auction. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: 136, 196. As Ayesha makes a decision on her future, Bear sees a side of her that shocks him, and Al to make a decision about his mum. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Father Brown: 7, 10. Drama series based on the novels of GK Chesterton. Father Brown deduces that the apparent suicide of a recently returned RAF pilot was actually murder. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: 58, 70. Sonali Shah helps a couple hoping to find a character property close to the Norfolk coast on a £375,000 budget, where they can enjoy semi-retirement. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
7:30pm Highland Road Rescue - Our Lives: An intimate portrait of a family-run roadside recovery business in the Scottish Highlands, as they rescue stranded motorists on some of the most remote roads in Britain. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Repair Shop: In the Repair Shop today, the team tackle a shattered ceramic dish, a handmade doll's house and a vintage harmonium that provided the soundtrack to many an East End knees-up. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Great British Sewing Bee: 7, 10. The six remaining home sewers head back in time to the 1980s, attempting to revive the glamorous - and sometimes ridiculous - style of that decade. Also in HD. (1 hour)
10:45pm Cuckoo: 5, 7. The senior partner at Ken's firm is retiring and Ken is in line for succession. Contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
11:15pm Cuckoo: 6, 7. A night-time intruder leaves Ken questioning his manliness. Rachel and Ben are moving in together and Rachel has a decision to make. Contains strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO (2)

12:30am The Great British Sewing Bee: 4, 10. It's sportswear week, and the sewers must create rugby shirts, waterproof onesies for toddlers and tennis outfits. Also in HD. (1 hour)
2:00am Close Calls on Camera: 5, 20. A wingsuit freefall enthusiast hits trouble when his main parachute gets tangled up 30 seconds from the ground, and a car is hit by a truck on the M1. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:30am Close Calls on Camera: 6, 20. A group of friends are hiking the Lake District when one falls 650 feet. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
9:00am Canterbury Cathedral: 3, 3. A year in the life of Canterbury Cathedral. Canon Clare travels to York for the vote on women bishops and the cathedral remembers the First World War. Also in HD. (1 hour)
1:50pm Big Dreams Small Spaces: 5, 6. Monty Don helps gardeners transform their outdoor spaces. Monty visits two sets of ambitious gardeners, each facing challenges on a very different scale. Also in HD. (1 hour)
6:30pm Animal Park: 13, 20. Kate and Ben find out if a blossoming giraffe bromance will have fatal consequences and meet an orphaned penguin forced to overcome a disability. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
11:30pm A Black and White Killing: The...: ...Case That Shook America. 2, 2. Mobeen Azhar travels to the heart of Oregon's racist prison gangs. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

3:00am Culinary Genius: Fern Britton hosts the competitive cookery show. Phil Vickery puts the contestants through their paces, testing their ability to prepare the ultimate chicken dish. S1 Ep11 (50 minutes)
7:00pm Emmerdale: Jamie is worried for Andrea and Millie. Rhona is uneasy by her betrayal. Brenda wants an apology. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Alya makes a shocking discovery regarding Geoff. Asha's problems follow her to her new school. Roy invites Shona to move into his flat. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Absolutely India: Mancs in...: ...Mumbai. The lads meet their match when they take on a junior girl's hockey team, and they make tracks out of Mumbai for the last time on one of India's iconic trains. Ep6 (30 minutes)
8:30pm Paul O'Grady: For the...: ...Love of Dogs. Paul meets a nine-month-old terrier called Roo who is far too young to have puppies, but was found roaming the streets, heavily pregnant. S8 Ep4 (30 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

4:30am Car S.O.S: Austin Tilly Truck: It's a case of conservation over restoration as Tim and Fuzz tackle a 1941 Austin 10 Utility Truck, a British army relic owned by farmer and ex-soldier Ted. (S5 Ep10, 10) (50 minutes)
7:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law: Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she is in the habit of talking too much. (25 minutes)
7:45am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No: Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to. (25 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Analyzed Kiss: Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range rather more than he expected. (30 minutes)
9:30am Frasier: A New Position for Roz: Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. (30 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: No Sex Please, We're Skittish: Roz isn't pleased when the station announces that it's found a replacement for her, but if she stays she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. (30 minutes)
4:00pm Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Harriet's on a mission to save three naughty elephants and Debbie deals with six escapee baby monkeys. (Ep13) (1 hour)
6:00pm The Simpsons: The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers, Krusty's fast-food snack turns the citizens of Springfield into zombies, and Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (30 minutes)
11:05pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of First Dates, This Morning, Hunted, Tiger King, EastEnders and The Queen? (S15 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

4:45am House Doctor: Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) (25 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (25 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

12:00am American Dad!: Bush Comes to Dinner: Animated series about a CIA agent. Stan wins a contest to have his hero George W Bush come over for dinner, much to the chagrin of the rest of the family. S3 Ep10 (30 minutes)
9:40am Superstore: Blizzard: The Cloud 9 employees and customers get snowed in, leading to escalating tensions and infighting. S4 Ep12 (25 minutes)
10:05am Superstore: Lovebirds: Jonah and Amy's first Valentine's Day together gets derailed when Dina brings her birds to work, while Cheyenne gives Marcus a tattoo. S4 Ep13 (25 minutes)
10:30am Dinner Date: Will: Dating series with a delicious twist. Will from Essex dines with three lucky ladies, but which one will he come back to for seconds? S5 Ep2 (1 hour)
11:30am Dress To Impress: Three single guys seek stylish outfits hoping to win a date with Vicky from Leicester. Who will impress her the most? S2 Ep13 (1 hour)
3:50pm Dress To Impress: Flight attendant Iyren is hoping to find his dream man. Which of the three single men shopping for him will impress him enough to win a date? S2 Ep14 (1 hour)
9:00pm Family Guy: From Method to Madness: Animated comedy series. When Brian auditions for a role at the local theatre, Stewie is 'discovered' and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. S3 Ep18 (30 minutes)
9:30pm Family Guy: The Man with Two Brians: Animated comedy series. Peter replaces Brian with a newer, happier dog, but things soon go awry when the new Brian crosses a line with Stewie. S7 Ep5 (30 minutes)
10:00pm Plebs: The Crime Wave: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. The boys join a military fitness class when a crime wave sweeps the city. S3 Ep5 (30 minutes)
10:30pm Plebs: Jugball: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus, Stylax and Ramases the work experience boy invent a new office-based sport called Jugball. S3 Ep6 (30 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: Lethal Weapons: Animated comedy about US family life. Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class. Quahog is invaded by New York 'leafers' looking at the pretty autumn leaves. S3 Ep7 (30 minutes)
11:30pm American Dad!: I Can't Stan You: Animated series about a CIA man who is constantly on the alert for terrorism. When Stan surveils his neighbours, he ends up getting his ears burned. S3 Ep17 (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

12:00am Looking for Rembrandt: 1, 3. 350 years after his death, Rembrandt's story told from an unusual perspective - his own. Also in HD. (1 hour)
2:35am The First Georgians: The German...: ...Kings Who Made Britain. 3, 3. How Britain's new ruling family fought the French, the Jacobites and each other. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm SAS: Rogue Warriors: 1, 3. The remarkable story behind an extraordinary fighting force. Episode one tells the story of the founding of the SAS in the heat of the north African desert in 1941. Also in HD. (1 hour)
10:00pm The Treasure Hunters: 2, 2. Dallas Campbell and Ellie Harrison reveal the greatest treasures we have ever created. Dallas dives on a shipwreck where gold, silver and emeralds were found. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

12:05am Inspector Morse: The Day of the Devil: Morse and Lewis find themselves in a terrifying world of devil worship as they hunt for a violent rapist who has gone on the run from prison. S7 Ep2 (2 hours 15 minutes)
2:20am Agatha Christie's Poirot: The King of Clubs: Poirot uncovers a complex case of deception at a film studio - when is a murder not a murder? S1 Ep9 (1 hour 5 minutes)
7:55am Heartbeat: The Rivals: Ventress is concerned about an old flame when her failing marriage looks set to end in tragedy. Meanwhile, Vernon starts organising a Miss Aidensfield competition. S11 Ep7 (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:35am Foyle's War: War Games: Drama about a detective set during World War II. Divided loyalties lead to revenge and murder when a businessman puts profits before principles in a pact with the Nazis. S3 Ep2 (2 hours 5 minutes)
12:40pm Heartbeat: Home to Roost: A commune of hippies cause dissent in Aidensfield by invoking squatters' rights on a row of holiday cottages and Vernon sees potential for profit in a potter's wheel. S11 Ep8 (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:55pm Midsomer Murders: Blood Will Out: Barnaby and Troy are called in to investigate when the local magistrate, principal adversary of two groups of travellers, is found dead at his home in Martyr Warren. S2 Ep3 (2 hours)
5:55pm Heartbeat: Home to Roost: A commune of hippies cause dissent in Aidensfield by invoking squatters' rights on a row of holiday cottages and Vernon sees potential for profit in a potter's wheel. S11 Ep8 (55 minutes)
6:50pm Downton Abbey: Carlisle threatens to ruin Mary if she jilts him. A major comes to stay - but is he really who he claims to be? Bates learns that Vera has succeeded in scuppering the divorce. S2 Ep6 (1 hour 10 minutes)
8:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Dream: When an industrialist consults Poirot about his suicidal dreams, Poirot finds that there is more to the dreams than anyone could imagine. S1 Ep10 (1 hour)
9:00pm Lewis: Life Born of Fire: When an old friend of Hathaway's ends his life, Lewis investigates a link between his death and a religious group whose members are being targeted by a killer. S2 Ep3 (2 hours)
11:00pm Foyle's War: The Funk Hole: Drama about a detective set during World War II. Foyle finds himself accused of a serious offence which makes his hunt for a ruthless murderer even harder. S3 Ep4 (2 hours 10 minutes)

Pick (11)

12:00am Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 8) (1 hour)
3:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S2, ep 8) (30 minutes)
3:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
5:00am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 4) (30 minutes)
5:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 5) (30 minutes)
8:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
8:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
11:00am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 4) (30 minutes)
11:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 5) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S2, ep 11) (30 minutes)
2:00pm Border Patrol: New Zealand reality series following the work of customs officers as they prevent drug smuggling, illegal immigrants and more. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
2:30pm Border Patrol: New Zealand reality series following the work of customs officers as they prevent drug smuggling, illegal immigrants and more. (S8, ep 2) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end, and an ornate frame holds more than just a picture. Plus, a man is suspected of money laundering. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. While an American traveller has trouble recalling his hazy past, bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch. A bag is found in a restricted area, too. (S2, ep 11) (30 minutes)

E4 (13)

12:10am The IT Crowd: Tramps Like Us: The gang's lives move in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new and Roy ends up on the streets. (S3 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
12:40am The IT Crowd: Speech: As 'Employee of the Month', Jen asserts herself as manager and makes powerful enemies in Moss and Roy. Douglas finds the love of his life is not all she appears to be. (S3 Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
1:15am Friday Night Dinner: The Cage: Jim sets up a giant dog cage for Milson in the Goodmans' living room, and Aunty Val's got a hot date with a 'sex robot'. (S6 Ep5) (30 minutes)
1:45am Friday Night Dinner: The Females: Adam and Jonny bring their 'females' home to meet the parents. Cue an overexcited Mum and an extremely embarrassing Dad. (S6 Ep6) (30 minutes)
2:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Panty Pinata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7, 23) (25 minutes)
2:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Lizard-Spock Expansion: A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8, 23) (25 minutes)
3:05am First Dates: Singleton Nicole's friends call her Bridget Jones. At first glance, chartered surveyor Gary is no Mr Darcy, but will his karaoke skills impress Nicole? (S5 Ep2) (55 minutes)
4:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
4:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (25 minutes)
4:50am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Cloud Ten: After having her story about a refuse collection strike rejected by the newspaper and then being ignored by her roommates, Sabrina takes a wild, escapist trip. (S6 Ep11, 22) (25 minutes)
5:15am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Sabrina and the Candidate: Sabrina writes a scathing article exposing the shady dealings of a local politician, only to discover he has been anonymously doing charitable works. (S6 Ep12, 22) (45 minutes)
7:00am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: I Think I Love You: Josh tells Sabrina he loves her and she attempts to reciprocate, but every time she tries to profess her affection the words come out sounding very strange. (S6 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
7:30am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: The Arrangement: Great Aunt Irma turns up with a witch named Peter and claims that Sabrina must marry him immediately. But things get more complex when Peter falls for Roxie. (S6 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
9:00am Baby Daddy: Go Brit or Go Home: Riley asks a reluctant Ben to hang out with her new British boyfriend Philip. Tucker fakes a British accent while trying to attract dates. (S3 Ep9, 21) (30 minutes)
10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Goldbergs: I Heart Video Dating: Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
5:00pm The Goldbergs: Snow Day: Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
5:30pm The Goldbergs: Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Solo Oscillation: Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks Favourites: A look back at a classic Hollyoaks villain. It's Halloween in the village, and serial killer Silas Blissett strikes again as he decides that 'Catwoman' will be his next victim... (30 minutes)
7:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Gogglesprogs: The Gogglesprogs share their honest and hilarious reactions to our top TV, including, in this episode, the election, Come Dine with Me, and Mrs Doubtfire. (S2 Ep2, 6) (1 hour)
10:00pm Celebrity Gogglebox: From First Dates to Serengeti what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top telly? (S1 Ep4) (1 hour)
11:00pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Witch: A witch attempts to eliminate Buffy from a cheerleading competition. (S1 Ep3, 12) (1 hour)

Film4 (14)

9:00pm The Bank Job: (2008) Bank heist thriller. Jason Statham stars as the leader of a gang of thieves whose lucrative job lands them in grave danger. Very strong language, violence, sexual scenes. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (15)

12:05am Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Gordon Ramsay visits Stone's Throw, a family-owned fine-dining restaurant on the Housatonic River in Connecticut, to overhaul the drab interior and update the menu. (S2 Ep5) (1 hour)
5:30am Car S.O.S: Austin Tilly Truck: It's a case of conservation over restoration as Tim and Fuzz tackle a 1941 Austin 10 Utility Truck, a British army relic owned by farmer and ex-soldier Ted. (S5 Ep10, 10) (50 minutes)
8:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law: Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she is in the habit of talking too much. (25 minutes)
8:45am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No: Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to. (25 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: Analyzed Kiss: Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range rather more than he expected. (30 minutes)
10:30am Frasier: A New Position for Roz: Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. (30 minutes)
11:00am Frasier: No Sex Please, We're Skittish: Roz isn't pleased when the station announces that it's found a replacement for her, but if she stays she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. (30 minutes)
5:00pm Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Harriet's on a mission to save three naughty elephants and Debbie deals with six escapee baby monkeys. (Ep13) (1 hour)
7:00pm The Simpsons: The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers, Krusty's fast-food snack turns the citizens of Springfield into zombies, and Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (30 minutes)

More 4 (18)

1:55am 24 Hours in A&E: Shea and Bob are both 17. Shea's been stabbed, while Bob has impaled his leg on a fence. And 33-year-old James arrives by ambulance after fainting at home. (S13 Ep1, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:55am Food Unwrapped: Jimmy meets a man whose taste buds are insured for £1 million, in the inner sanctum of one of Britain's biggest tea producers. Plus, a look at uses for rosemary and seaweed. (S10 Ep2, 5) (35 minutes)
1:25pm Building the Dream: In rural Suffolk, laid-back Steve and Susan's hit-and-hope construction of an oak-framed cottage urgently requires a pep talk from Charlie Luxton to bring the project back in line. (S8 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
7:55pm Grand Designs: Claire and Ian try to build a home big enough to include a disco on a small plot at the end of a London mews. But, as angry locals begin to object to their plans, things start to go wrong. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It...: ...or List It: In North Tyneside, Mark and Suze's emotional ties to their Victorian townhouse have left them in limbo. Kirstie has a great refurb plan while Phil plays a wild card. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode explores the changing nature of relationships between parents and children. Judith, who's 79, has been in a traffic accident, and Mohammad, 80, has fallen at home. (S13 Ep2, 12) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: A CT scan reveals some unexpected news for lorry driver Neil, who's fallen off a ramp. Ben's dislocated his shoulder in a cycling accident. Wendy has an open ankle fracture. (S12 Ep19, 21) (1 hour)

Dave (19)

3:15am Crackanory: Proxy Lady: Bedtime reading for us big kids. Beth is contacted by a shy girl who used her image on a dating site and now wants Beth to meet her new beau. Mel Giedroyc narrates. (25 minutes)
1:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mischief. Jeremy Clarkson tries to outrun Japan's legendary 'bullet train' in the remarkable Nissan GT-R. Newscasters Fiona Bruce and Kate Silverton guest. (1 hour)
4:00pm Top Gear: Men and motors - automotive antics with Clarkson and the team. Jeremy and James May show off the ageing but massive luxury cars they bought for the price of a new Ford Mondeo. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow motoring obsessives are going Deutsch as they take on their rivals from the show's German equivalent. James May tries out a very strange Japanese car. (1 hour)
11:40pm Big Zuu's Big Eats: Big Zuu is going regal as he heads to Royal Leamington Spa to meet and eat with comedian and actor Guz Khan. Leamington was once a place Queen Victoria visited, now its the mandems turn. (40 minutes)

Drama (20)

3:00am London's Burning: Classic drama series about a team of firefighters. On an exchange trip to Holland, Nick is reunited with Marianne. Blue Watch are called to a blaze at a fire station. (1 hour)
2:20pm London's Burning: Drama series about a team of firefighters. Gregg's romance with Tiggy develops. Blue Watch are called out to deal with a massive blaze at a used-car lot. (1 hour)
4:20pm Where The Heart Is: New. Care: Anna and David finally tie the knot, while Beth struggles with her return to work. (1 hour)
8:00pm Inspector George Gently: Gently Northern Soul: The 1960s come to Northumberland in the superb mystery series starring Martin Shaw. Gently faces racism when a girl is murdered at a Northern Soul night. (2 hours)
10:00pm New Tricks: Ghosts: Mystery series. When Steve's son Stewie is arrested for drug possession, he joins forces with his ex-wife Tricia in an attempt to rescue Stewie from a downward spiral. (1 hour 20 minutes)

5 USA (21)

9:10am Murder She Wrote: Jessica befriends a Cabot Cove newcomer who is a murder suspect. (S6 Ep 13) (1 hour)
5:00pm NCIS: Skeletons: Drama series following the US navy's dedicated federal agency. An explosion at a military mausoleum reveals a crypt full of fresh body parts. (S4 Ep 17) (1 hour)
6:00pm NCIS: Iceman: Crime series. A marine who supposedly froze to death turns up alive on Ducky's autopsy table. As the team investigates his case, a link to Gibbs's past emerges. (S4 Ep 18) (1 hour)
7:00pm NCIS: Cover Story: Crime drama. McGee finds himself under pressure while investigating a double murder apparently inspired by his latest novel. (S4 Ep 20) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: Brothers In Arms: Crime series. An informant is shot dead just as he is about to pass on information concerning an arms dealer, and Shepard begins a relentless pursuit of his killer. (S4 Ep 21) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

12:10am Smokey and the Bandit III: Comedy sequel starring Jackie Gleason and Jerry Reed, 1983. Wisecracking cop Buford T Justice is hired to transport a fish from Florida to Texas, but an old enemy is not far away. (35 minutes)
12:45am Lethal Weapon: Let It Ride: Murtaugh and Riggs investigate a death that occurs moments before the victim's bet wins a horse race, but Leo Getz insists that it's a murder and aids the investigation. (1 hour)
9:20am Minder: The Cruel Canal: Arthur and Ray take their cargo of dodgy videos onto the glorious waterways of England - otherwise known as the canal between Willesden and Limehouse. S8 Ep13 (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:25am The Professionals: Private Madness - Public Danger: First-ever episode of the popular crime series. A dangerous drug, an addict, three murders and a madman add up to big trouble for CI5. S1 Ep1 (1 hour 10 minutes)
11:00pm Death Wish V: The Face of Death: Violent action sequel starring Charles Bronson and Saul Rubinek, 1994. Ex-vigilante Paul Kersey is forced back into his old career to avenge a shocking attack on his girlfriend. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Yesterday (25)

7:10am Abandoned Engineering: Lost Bridges: Hear about some magnificent bridges that time forgot. A hurricane put paid to Goat Canyon Trestle in California, while Kinzua Viaduct was destroyed by a tornado. (50 minutes)
12:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Buckner Building Alaska: A vast project in the wilderness of southern Alaska, and a landscape of confusing structures that represented a bold statement of Spain's plans for the future. (1 hour)
2:00pm Planet Earth: Caves: David Attenborough narrates the award-winning natural history series. This edition looks at caves, home to troglodytes like the Texas cave salamander. (1 hour)
4:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Lost Bridges: Hear about some magnificent bridges that time forgot. A hurricane put paid to Goat Canyon Trestle in California, while Kinzua Viaduct was destroyed by a tornado. (1 hour)
5:00pm Wartime Crime: Zoot Suit Riots: Hear how racial tensions in America increased during WWII. In 1943, events came to a head when Mexican-American youths were attacked by white US servicemen. (1 hour)
7:00pm Abandoned Engineering: 1936 Olympic Village Berlin: A pioneering complex marked by both glory and tragedy that's soon to be lost forever, and towering remains from an industrial age. (1 hour)

ITVBe (26)

8:45am Be Beautiful: Lyndsey Harrison: Make-up tutorial. Lyndsey Harrison shows TOWIE's Georgia Kousoulou how to create a stunning blue-eyed look. S2 Ep2 (15 minutes)
1:30pm Sam and Billie: The...: ...Mummy Diaries. Sam attempts to finish the weaning process with baby Rosie. Billie and Greg go head to head about baby number three. S5 Ep5 (1 hour)
8:00pm New: Dinner Date: Marc: Marc is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. He will choose his dates based on the menus he most likes the look of. S10 Ep9 (1 hour)
9:00pm Botched: Totally Waist-Ed: US reality series. Dr Nassif helps a man who just wants his ears back. The doctors meet with a woman who has had 17 surgeries to look like the perfect pixie. S3 Ep8 (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (27)

12:00am Family Guy: Screwed the Pooch: Animated comedy series. Peter is on a roll at a poker game and his friends suggest they go to Atlantic City, but Peter has to visit the in-laws. S3 Ep13 (30 minutes)
12:30am American Dad!: When a Stan Loves a Woman: Animated series. Stan and Francine's marriage is on shaky ground when Stan makes an alarming discovery. S3 Ep16 (30 minutes)
1:00am American Dad!: Bush Comes to Dinner: Animated series about a CIA agent. Stan wins a contest to have his hero George W Bush come over for dinner, much to the chagrin of the rest of the family. S3 Ep10 (30 minutes)
10:40am Superstore: Blizzard: The Cloud 9 employees and customers get snowed in, leading to escalating tensions and infighting. S4 Ep12 (25 minutes)
11:05am Superstore: Lovebirds: Jonah and Amy's first Valentine's Day together gets derailed when Dina brings her birds to work, while Cheyenne gives Marcus a tattoo. S4 Ep13 (25 minutes)
11:30am Dinner Date: Will: Dating series with a delicious twist. Will from Essex dines with three lucky ladies, but which one will he come back to for seconds? S5 Ep2 (1 hour)
12:30pm Dress To Impress: Three single guys seek stylish outfits hoping to win a date with Vicky from Leicester. Who will impress her the most? S2 Ep13 (1 hour)
4:50pm Dress To Impress: Flight attendant Iyren is hoping to find his dream man. Which of the three single men shopping for him will impress him enough to win a date? S2 Ep14 (1 hour)
10:00pm Family Guy: From Method to Madness: Animated comedy series. When Brian auditions for a role at the local theatre, Stewie is 'discovered' and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. S3 Ep18 (30 minutes)
10:30pm Family Guy: The Man with Two Brians: Animated comedy series. Peter replaces Brian with a newer, happier dog, but things soon go awry when the new Brian crosses a line with Stewie. S7 Ep5 (30 minutes)
11:00pm Plebs: The Crime Wave: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. The boys join a military fitness class when a crime wave sweeps the city. S3 Ep5 (30 minutes)
11:30pm Plebs: Jugball: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus, Stylax and Ramases the work experience boy invent a new office-based sport called Jugball. S3 Ep6 (30 minutes)

E4+1 (28)

12:10am Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Harvest: Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons. (S1 Ep2, 12) (1 hour)
1:10am The IT Crowd: Tramps Like Us: The gang's lives move in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new and Roy ends up on the streets. (S3 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
1:40am The IT Crowd: Speech: As 'Employee of the Month', Jen asserts herself as manager and makes powerful enemies in Moss and Roy. Douglas finds the love of his life is not all she appears to be. (S3 Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
2:15am Friday Night Dinner: The Cage: Jim sets up a giant dog cage for Milson in the Goodmans' living room, and Aunty Val's got a hot date with a 'sex robot'. (S6 Ep5) (30 minutes)
2:45am Friday Night Dinner: The Females: Adam and Jonny bring their 'females' home to meet the parents. Cue an overexcited Mum and an extremely embarrassing Dad. (S6 Ep6) (30 minutes)
3:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Panty Pinata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7, 23) (25 minutes)
3:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Lizard-Spock Expansion: A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8, 23) (25 minutes)
4:05am First Dates: Singleton Nicole's friends call her Bridget Jones. At first glance, chartered surveyor Gary is no Mr Darcy, but will his karaoke skills impress Nicole? (S5 Ep2) (55 minutes)
5:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (25 minutes)
5:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (25 minutes)
5:50am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Cloud Ten: After having her story about a refuse collection strike rejected by the newspaper and then being ignored by her roommates, Sabrina takes a wild, escapist trip. (S6 Ep11, 22) (25 minutes)
6:15am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Sabrina and the Candidate: Sabrina writes a scathing article exposing the shady dealings of a local politician, only to discover he has been anonymously doing charitable works. (S6 Ep12, 22) (45 minutes)
8:00am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: I Think I Love You: Josh tells Sabrina he loves her and she attempts to reciprocate, but every time she tries to profess her affection the words come out sounding very strange. (S6 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
8:30am Sabrina the Teenage Witch: The Arrangement: Great Aunt Irma turns up with a witch named Peter and claims that Sabrina must marry him immediately. But things get more complex when Peter falls for Roxie. (S6 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
10:00am Baby Daddy: Go Brit or Go Home: Riley asks a reluctant Ben to hang out with her new British boyfriend Philip. Tucker fakes a British accent while trying to attract dates. (S3 Ep9, 21) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm The Goldbergs: I Heart Video Dating: Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Goldbergs: Snow Day: Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Goldbergs: Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Solo Oscillation: Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks Favourites: A look back at a classic Hollyoaks villain. It's Halloween in the village, and serial killer Silas Blissett strikes again as he decides that 'Catwoman' will be his next victim... (30 minutes)
8:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Gogglesprogs: The Gogglesprogs share their honest and hilarious reactions to our top TV, including, in this episode, the election, Come Dine with Me, and Mrs Doubtfire. (S2 Ep2, 6) (1 hour)
11:00pm Celebrity Gogglebox: From First Dates to Serengeti what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top telly? (S1 Ep4) (1 hour)

5STAR (30)

3:00pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Ostracised by Ben and Ziggy, Maggie learns the results of the paternity test from Marco, but that's not all he has to tell her. Leah's walls start to come down. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Car Thieves & Thugs: Caught On...: ...Camera. Documentary series. Nick Wallis introduces CCTV of reckless and insane acts behind the wheel by criminals and other drivers with a complete disdain for human life and safety. (S2 E... (1 hour)
8:00pm Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary with journalist Nick Wallis. CCTV captures thugs on a housing estate and a pensioner attacking an intruder with her walking stick. (S2 Ep 5) (1 hour)
9:00pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour)
10:05pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour 15 minutes)
11:20pm Jason Statham's Parker: Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Paramount Network (31)

9:10am The A-Team: Drama series. When the brother of a mobster on trial in the States abducts the judge's daughter and takes her to Italy, the team fly out to rescue her. (S4 Ep 1) (1 hour)
10:10am The A-Team: Drama series. After BA destroys their plane, the team adopt various guises and board a cruise ship heading for the States, with the mobsters on their tail... (S4 Ep 2) (1 hour)
11:10am Knight Rider: Drama series about a man who fights for justice in an incredible supercar. A mobster uses a dune buggy race to cover his escape across the border. (S4 Ep 17) (1 hour)
5:00pm The A-Team: Action drama series. Murdock wins a holiday in Hawaii on a TV game show but ends up in South America, where he is forced to go on a secret and very dodgy mission. (S4 Ep 13) (1 hour)
6:00pm The A-Team: Action adventure series. The A-Team are hired by the Soviets to stop an insane Russian general who is intent on starting World War III. (S4 Ep 14) (1 hour)

ITV +1 (33)

12:45am Absolutely India: Mancs in...: ...Mumbai. Adam attempts to master an ancient sport when he and Scott get a taste of Indian parklife, Ryan and Dougie make a shock discovery about Dougie's grandma. Ep5 (25 minutes)
4:00am Culinary Genius: Fern Britton hosts the competitive cookery show. Phil Vickery puts the contestants through their paces, testing their ability to prepare the ultimate chicken dish. S1 Ep11 (50 minutes)
8:00pm Emmerdale: Jamie is worried for Andrea and Millie. Rhona is uneasy by her betrayal. Brenda wants an apology. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Alya makes a shocking discovery regarding Geoff. Asha's problems follow her to her new school. Roy invites Shona to move into his flat. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Absolutely India: Mancs in...: ...Mumbai. The lads meet their match when they take on a junior girl's hockey team, and they make tracks out of Mumbai for the last time on one of India's iconic trains. Ep6 (30 minutes)
9:30pm Paul O'Grady: For the...: ...Love of Dogs. Paul meets a nine-month-old terrier called Roo who is far too young to have puppies, but was found roaming the streets, heavily pregnant. S8 Ep4 (30 minutes)

ITV3+1 (34)

9:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Dream: When an industrialist consults Poirot about his suicidal dreams, Poirot finds that there is more to the dreams than anyone could imagine. S1 Ep10 (1 hour)
10:00pm Lewis: Life Born of Fire: When an old friend of Hathaway's ends his life, Lewis investigates a link between his death and a religious group whose members are being targeted by a killer. S2 Ep3 (2 hours)

Channel 5+1 (44)

5:45am House Doctor: Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) (25 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (25 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

10:00pm The Bank Job: (2008) Bank heist thriller. Jason Statham stars as the leader of a gang of thieves whose lucrative job lands them in grave danger. Very strong language, violence, sexual scenes. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Challenge (46)

8:00am The Chase S8: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S8, ep 12) (1 hour)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in a special Christmas version of the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (S13, ep 16) (30 minutes)

4seven (47)

1:45am Grand Designs: After surviving leukaemia, Toby plans to build a radical family home around an oak tree in Suffolk, with interlinked structures housing six bedrooms and bathrooms, a music room and annexe. (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:50am How to Go on Holiday This Summer: Steph McGovern answers some of the nation's burning holiday questions and explores whether now is a safe time to book a holiday for summer 2020. (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:55am Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Annie and Will move an infamous pride of lions and Josie introduces some blind monkeys to their new home. (Ep12) (1 hour)
9:00am Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Emily anaesthetises a cheetah, Will bonds with a rhino orphan, and a troop of mongooses keep Emma busy. (Ep8) (1 hour)
12:00pm Car S.O.S: Caterham 7: Tim and Fuzz get their hands on a legendary British two-seater sports car, owned by family man Jason, that's an amateur racer's dream. (S5 Ep9, 10) (1 hour)
3:00pm Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter: Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors: Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his possessions lying around the house. (30 minutes)
4:00pm Frasier: Roe to Perdition: The Crane brothers find their social influence growing, thanks to a Russian backstreet caviar dealer. (30 minutes)
4:30pm Frasier: Some Assembly Required: Frasier turns his hand to DIY and interior design when he helps out with a local homebuilding scheme. Unfortunately, his plans are rather too grand. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Harriet's on a mission to save three naughty elephants and Debbie deals with six escapee baby monkeys. (Ep13) (1 hour)
9:00pm Bake Off: The Professionals: The five remaining teams make the classic layered dessert millefeuille, master the art of illusion, and create a bird-themed piÁece montÂee adorned with Paris-Brest. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
10:00pm The Imposter: (2012) An astonishing BAFTA Award-winning documentary about the disappearance of a 13-year-old boy, who vanished in the US and seemingly reappeared three years later in Spain. Or did he? (2 hours 5 minutes)

5SELECT (54)

3:05am The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies : Jaqui tends to a seriously ill shih tzu and Lewis checks up on Bridget, one of 27 poodles recently rescued from an over-run house in Cornwall. (S5 Ep 12) (55 minutes)
2:00pm GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The GPs face an unusual number of cases that require hospital treatment, including Wendy's infected cat bite, John's nasty head cut and Ibraheem's broken wrist. (S6 Ep 4) (1 hour)
3:00pm GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A newly pregnant mother is concerned about pains in her abdomen. One patient's wife teams up with Dr Khan to convince her husband to get his throat looked at. (S6 Ep 5) (1 hour)
6:00pm GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Steven's multiple ailments are likely caused by the fact that he has drunk seven pints of beer a day since he was 18. Tests indicate Caroline may be anaemic. (S6 Ep 6) (1 hour)
7:00pm GPs Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Aaron has developed a mysterious dent in the middle of his forehead, Megan falls asleep in school classes, and Mohammed injured his shoulder in a road incident. (S6 Ep 7) (1 hour)
8:00pm The Yorkshire Vet : Documentary series. Peter is mystified by the contents of Khufu the cat's stomach, while Julian tries his hand at dentistry for Audrey the alpaca. (S7 Ep 12) (1 hour)
11:00pm The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies : Documentary series. Inspector Sarah has her hands full when she enters one of the largest multi-dog households she's ever seen (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (79)

4:15am Crackanory: Proxy Lady: Bedtime reading for us big kids. Beth is contacted by a shy girl who used her image on a dating site and now wants Beth to meet her new beau. Mel Giedroyc narrates. (25 minutes)
2:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mischief. Jeremy Clarkson tries to outrun Japan's legendary 'bullet train' in the remarkable Nissan GT-R. Newscasters Fiona Bruce and Kate Silverton guest. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: Men and motors - automotive antics with Clarkson and the team. Jeremy and James May show off the ageing but massive luxury cars they bought for the price of a new Ford Mondeo. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow motoring obsessives are going Deutsch as they take on their rivals from the show's German equivalent. James May tries out a very strange Japanese car. (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (101)

10:45am Homes Under the Hammer: 52, 80. Fearturing properties in Gorleston in Norfolk, Dover and Wolverhampton. (1 hour)
11:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 18, 20. Schoolgirl Molly recalls how she saved her stepfather's life by performing CPR, and an uncle and niece are rescued when their dinghy capsizes. (30 minutes)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning is at the Elsecar Heritage Centre with experts Tim Weeks and Caroline Hawley, helping the teams find the bargains that will hopefully make them a profit at auction. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: 136, 196. As Ayesha makes a decision on her future, Bear sees a side of her that shocks him, and Al to make a decision about his mum. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Father Brown: 7, 10. Drama series based on the novels of GK Chesterton. Father Brown deduces that the apparent suicide of a recently returned RAF pilot was actually murder. (45 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: 58, 70. Sonali Shah helps a couple hoping to find a character property close to the Norfolk coast on a Â£375,000 budget, where they can enjoy semi-retirement. (45 minutes)
7:30pm Highland Road Rescue - Our Lives: An intimate portrait of a family-run roadside recovery business in the Scottish Highlands, as they rescue stranded motorists on some of the most remote roads in Britain. (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Repair Shop: In the Repair Shop today, the team tackle a shattered ceramic dish, a handmade doll's house and a vintage harmonium that provided the soundtrack to many an East End knees-up. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Great British Sewing Bee: 7, 10. The six remaining home sewers head back in time to the 1980s, attempting to revive the glamorous - and sometimes ridiculous - style of that decade. (1 hour)
10:45pm Cuckoo: 5, 7. The senior partner at Ken's firm is retiring and Ken is in line for succession. Contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature. (30 minutes)
11:15pm Cuckoo: 6, 7. A night-time intruder leaves Ken questioning his manliness. Rachel and Ben are moving in together and Rachel has a decision to make. Contains strong language. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102)

12:30am The Great British Sewing Bee: 4, 10. It's sportswear week, and the sewers must create rugby shirts, waterproof onesies for toddlers and tennis outfits. (1 hour)
2:00am Close Calls on Camera: 5, 20. A wingsuit freefall enthusiast hits trouble when his main parachute gets tangled up 30 seconds from the ground, and a car is hit by a truck on the M1. (30 minutes)
8:30am Close Calls on Camera: 6, 20. Stories of near misses. A group of friends are hiking the Lake District when one falls 650 feet. A doctor and a paramedic operate on the mountainside in a bid to save his life. (30 minutes)
9:00am Canterbury Cathedral: 3, 3. A year in the life of Canterbury Cathedral. Canon Clare travels to York for the vote on women bishops and the cathedral remembers the First World War. (1 hour)
1:50pm Big Dreams Small Spaces: 5, 6. Monty Don helps gardeners transform their outdoor spaces. Monty visits two sets of ambitious gardeners, each facing challenges on a very different scale. (1 hour)
6:30pm Animal Park: 13, 20. Kate and Ben find out if a blossoming giraffe bromance will have fatal consequences and meet an orphaned penguin forced to overcome a disability. (30 minutes)
11:30pm A Black and White Killing: The...: ...Case That Shook America. 2, 2. Mobeen Azhar travels to the heart of Oregon's racist prison gangs. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

3:00am Culinary Genius: Fern Britton hosts the competitive cookery show. Phil Vickery puts the contestants through their paces, testing their ability to prepare the ultimate chicken dish. S1 Ep11 (50 minutes)
7:00pm Emmerdale: Jamie is worried for Andrea and Millie. Rhona is uneasy by her betrayal. Brenda wants an apology. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Alya makes a shocking discovery regarding Geoff. Asha's problems follow her to her new school. Roy invites Shona to move into his flat. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Absolutely India: Mancs in Mumbai: The lads meet their match when they take on a junior girl's hockey team, and they make tracks out of Mumbai for the last time on one of India's iconic trains. Ep6 (30 minutes)
8:30pm Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs: Paul meets a nine-month-old terrier called Roo who is far too young to have puppies, but was found roaming the streets, heavily pregnant. S8 Ep4 (30 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

4:30am Car S.O.S: Austin Tilly Truck: It's a case of conservation over restoration as Tim and Fuzz tackle a 1941 Austin 10 Utility Truck, a British army relic owned by farmer and ex-soldier Ted. (S5 Ep10, 10) (50 minutes)
7:20am Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law: Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she is in the habit of talking too much. (25 minutes)
7:45am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No: Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to. (25 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Analyzed Kiss: Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range rather more than he expected. (30 minutes)
9:30am Frasier: A New Position for Roz: Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. (30 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: No Sex Please, We're Skittish: Roz isn't pleased when the station announces that it's found a replacement for her, but if she stays she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. (30 minutes)
4:00pm Work on the Wild Side: Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Harriet's on a mission to save three naughty elephants and Debbie deals with six escapee baby monkeys. (Ep13) (1 hour)
6:00pm The Simpsons: The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers, Krusty's fast-food snack turns the citizens of Springfield into zombies, and Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (30 minutes)
11:05pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of First Dates, This Morning, Hunted, Tiger King, EastEnders and The Queen? (S15 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 HD (105)

4:45am House Doctor: Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) (25 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. (25 minutes)

CBBC (201)

9:20am Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (35 minutes)
10:25am Operation Ouch! Goes Back In Time: Goes Back in Time. Dr Chris and Dr Xand look at what medicine was like in the First World War and meet a Paralympian runner who swaps her awesome blade for a World War I leather leg. (25 minutes)
12:20pm Hank Zipzer: Papa Pete in Love. When Hank gets a good grade at school thanks to his grandad's support, Hank decides to find him a new girlfriend. Also, Emily has a new boyfriend. (25 minutes)
12:45pm Hank Zipzer: Last Day. It is the last day of the summer term and Hank is determined to make it through without a detention. But an incident with an egg in assembly changes all of that. (25 minutes)
1:10pm Jamie Johnson: New Signing. Jamie is poised to sign for Hawkstone United if he passes his medical and his interview with Howard Royle goes smoothly. What could possibly go wrong? (25 minutes)
3:00pm Danger Mouse: Thanks a Minion! Animated series. Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto tries to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world. (10 minutes)
4:10pm Odd Squad: Flatastrophe. The Odd Squad investigate strange events. Olive and Otto must stop Fladam, a villain with a vendetta against cubes. (15 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories: Wicked...: ...William the Conqueror Special. Wicked William the Conqueror Special. Young William, Duke of Normandy, takes the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066. (25 minutes)
7:25pm Hank Zipzer: I Think I Broke My Dad. Hank feels under pressure when Stan comes up with some alternative therapies to try to help Hank with his learning difficulties. (25 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

6:25am Twirlywoos: More About On and Off. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos learn about on and off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:00am Bing: Talkie Taxi. Children's animation. Bing and Sula discover a new toy at Amma's creche - a talking ride-on car. It seems like fun until talkie taxi keeps saying the same thing. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
7:05am Bing: Kite. Children's animation. It's a windy day, and Bing wants to fly his Hoppity Voosh kite with Flop. And he wants to do it all by himself. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Mice on the Move. Animated series. When Peter promises to find the mice a new home, locating an alternative mouse house proves to be an adventure in itself. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:55am Bitz & Bob: Big Pop on Top. Animated preschool series. When Big Pop and Zip get stuck on a skyscraper, Bitz has to think fast to get them down. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
8:10am Octonauts: Humpback Whales. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When a sardine swallows an important key, a humpback whale helps Kwazii track it down. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
9:25am Bing: More. Children's animation. At bath time, Bing just cannot help adding a few more squirts of bubble goo, and a few more, until he gets more bubbles than he can handle. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
9:30am Twirlywoos: More about Spinning. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos see a school teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops too. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
11:20am Pablo: A Visit to the Zoo. The Book Animals are excited to meet the different members of their families at the zoo. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
12:45pm Sarah & Duck: Park Trimming. Animation for preschool children. Sarah and Duck spot a patch of garden in the park that needs some care, but can't seem to find a gardener. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
1:00pm Kit & Pup: Soil. Preschool series. Kit and Pup are gardening. The soil is too hard to dig, so Kit and Pup need to come up with a solution. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
1:20pm Bing: Sparkle Magic. Children's animation. Bing goes to play with Sula, who is engrossed in a game of sparkle magic when he arrives. Bing wants to play too, but Sula will not let him. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
2:10pm Andy's Dinosaur Adventures: Postosuchus and Teeth. Children's dinosaur history series. Andy travels back 220 million years to the time of postosuchus - a giant crocodile-like creature. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
3:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Flooded Burrow. Animated series. Peter leaves the burrow's door open and it floods! As he and his family search for shelter, he realises there is no place like home. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
4:05pm Andy's Safari Adventures: Andy and the Snare's Penguins. Andy heads to forests of New Zealand to find out how Snare's penguins get clean. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
4:35pm Bitz & Bob: Tower Top Princess Party. Animated preschool series. Purl and Bitz have planned the best party ever, but Bob and Bevel didn't get their invitation! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
5:40pm Sarah & Duck: Cake Relocate. Animation. Cake is tired of living in the fridge, so Sarah and Duck help him think about where else he would like to stay. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
6:10pm Clangers: Mother of Invention. Animation about a family of small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. Major Clanger makes a new garden trolley for Mother. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

6:30am Wishfart: We Are Cheetah Face!: When the gang wishes for a short cut to fame, they become roadies for the Lead Dude of Rock. S1 Ep36 (10 minutes)
6:40am Wishfart: Needs Ketchup: Animated adventures. Akiko gets in trouble when she wishes that the guys would lose honourably at table tennis. S1 Ep37 (15 minutes)
9:50am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Opera Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean ends up on stage at the opera house - in a dress. S2 Ep25 (15 minutes)
10:05am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. S2 Ep26 (15 minutes)
10:20am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Muscle Bean: Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky delivery man. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. S2 Ep27 (10 minutes)
10:30am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a new, flying friend. S2 Ep28 (15 minutes)
11:50am Wishfart: Customer Service It My Jam: Dez almost destroys the comic book shop when Tsuni leaves him in charge for the afternoon. S1 Ep32 (15 minutes)
12:05pm Wishfart: Chill, Moms: When Puffin wishes he was guest of honour at a dinner, he's transported to the underworld. He quickly realises he's not the guest, but the main dish for the King. S1 Ep33 (10 minutes)
12:15pm Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Night and Day: Animated reboot. The Gray and Houseman mining operation calls on International Rescue to rescue a malfunctioning vehicle stranded on the planet Mercury. S3 Ep4 (25 minutes)
3:35pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Opera Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean ends up on stage at the opera house - in a dress. S2 Ep25 (15 minutes)
3:50pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. S2 Ep26 (10 minutes)
4:00pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Muscle Bean: Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky delivery man. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. S2 Ep27 (15 minutes)
4:15pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a new, flying friend. S2 Ep28 (15 minutes)
6:00pm Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Chain Reaction: A young GDF guard gets trapped inside a radioactive, and possibly haunted, nuclear facility. Scott goes in to assist. S3 Ep16 (25 minutes)
6:25pm Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. Go with the Flow: The Heralds are presented with three tests before they can obtain a compass that will reveal the location of the fragments of Elestar. S1 Ep5 (10 minutes)
6:35pm Gormiti 3D:...: ...The Herald of Gorm. Wind of Change: Riff and Ao-Ki find a fragment, but Nekron soon turns a good situation bad. Zefyr helps the boys complete their first mission. S1 Ep6 (15 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

9:20am Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (35 minutes)
10:25am Operation Ouch! Goes Back In Time: Goes Back in Time. Dr Chris and Dr Xand look at what medicine was like in the First World War and meet a Paralympian runner who swaps her awesome blade for a World War I leather leg. (25 minutes)
12:20pm Hank Zipzer: Papa Pete in Love. When Hank gets a good grade at school thanks to his grandad's support, Hank decides to find him a new girlfriend. Also, Emily has a new boyfriend. (25 minutes)
12:45pm Hank Zipzer: Last Day. It is the last day of the summer term and Hank is determined to make it through without a detention. But an incident with an egg in assembly changes all of that. (25 minutes)
1:10pm Jamie Johnson: New Signing. Jamie is poised to sign for Hawkstone United if he passes his medical and his interview with Howard Royle goes smoothly. What could possibly go wrong? (25 minutes)
3:00pm Danger Mouse: Thanks a Minion! Animated series. Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto tries to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world. (10 minutes)
4:10pm Odd Squad: Flatastrophe. The Odd Squad investigate strange events. Olive and Otto must stop Fladam, a villain with a vendetta against cubes. (15 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories: Wicked...: ...William the Conqueror Special. Wicked William the Conqueror Special. Young William, Duke of Normandy, takes the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066. (25 minutes)
7:25pm Hank Zipzer: I Think I Broke My Dad. Hank feels under pressure when Stan comes up with some alternative therapies to try to help Hank with his learning difficulties. (25 minutes)

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