Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule

Friday 25th May

BBC ONE Lon (1)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A semi in Chingford in London, a one-bedroom flat in Brighton and a Victorian terrace in Normanton in Derby are all sold under the hammer. Also in HD. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 3, 32. Carmarthen: Eric Knowles oversees the antiques challenge from the National Botanic Garden of Wales in Carmarthen. Kate Bliss and Ben Cooper guide the red and blue teams. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Loft Converter: Ayesha's plans for a girly day get waylaid when her friend's fiance finds something unexpected in a customer's loft. Meanwhile, Daniel recruits Emma to his cause. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
2:15pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries: 10, 10. A Family Portrait - Part 2: Australian crime drama. As Doctor Blake and Jean support the grieving family, deep secrets are revealed for both the Blakes and the Tynemans. Also in HD. (1 hour)
3:15pm Escape to the Country: Devon: Jules Hudson goes house hunting with two sisters who dream of escaping their urban homes and moving to the Devon countryside on a budget of £490,000. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: The Kazemi family are torn apart. Kat contemplates her situation. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Home from Home: 6, 6. Mandy Rowlands: Neil lets slip about an old crush and Fiona is not impressed. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO (2)

2:20am My Year with the Tribe: 2, 3. Will Millard returns to the treehouse-dwelling Korowai to spend time with two old men living in the forest, but is shocked by what he sees when he arrives. Also in HD. (1 hour)
3:20am Nature's Biggest Beasts: How the world's biggest beasts overcome the challenges of their size. Also in HD. (1 hour)
2:30pm Ray Mears Goes Walkabout: 4, 4. Rock Art: Ray Mears looks at the importance of rock art in the Indigenous Australian way of life. Also in HD. (1 hour)
3:30pm Victorian Pharmacy: 2, 4. Documentary series recreating a 19th-century pharmacy. The team make their own 'cure all' medicine out of rhubarb, liquorice, soap and syrup. (1 hour)
6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 15, 20. Newcastle to Lindisfarne: Michael Portillo finds out about the world's earliest swing bridge and its inventor. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Wild Escapes: Anita Rani and JJ Chalmers travel to the Dolomite Mountains for a raucous mini adventure. Amazing food, stunning hiking, a bit of bottom slapping and an itchy spa experience await. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

ITV (3)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Graham covers his tracks. Bob is optimistic about the future. Zak tries reasoning. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola falls foul of Eileen's tormentor. Josh tries poisoning Max against David. Ryan and Ali clash during Robert's stag party. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola is taken to hospital for an emergency caesarean. Alya demands answers from Josh. Ali lets Steve into a secret about Robert. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Lethal Weapon: The Odd Couple: After the fatal end to an argument on a construction site, the squad investigates the incident. Meanwhile, Riggs struggles to rekindle his relationship with Molly. (1 hour)
10:45pm The Keith & Paddy Picture Show: Jurassic Park: Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness scale the perimeter fences with their take on Jurassic Park, with the help of Sally Phillips, Shaun Ryder and Bernie Clifton. (30 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

2:45am Holidays Unpacked: Lucy Hedges tries windsurfing and dances the night away in Cape Verde. In the Azores, Morland Sanders swims with dolphins, relaxes in hot springs and leaps from waterfalls. (Ep3, 4) (30 minutes)
3:15am Tricks of the Restaurant Trade: This episode investigates how big brands are interpreting the move towards healthier food and drink. Plus: the psychological trick on restaurant menus to make diners spend more. (S4 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
3:40am Gok's Fill Your House for Free: Salsa dancing pair Rachel and Andy live in a house that can only be described as a 'box of beige'. Can Gok and the team inject some colour and give the house some much-needed first aid? (55 minutes)
7:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 1, 2): While poking around in Mary's dresser, Dick finds love letters signed by a secret admirer named Scoochie, but Mary insists she doesn't know who Scoochie is. (25 minutes)
7:35am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 2, 2): Dr Neesam (guest star John Cleese) declares himself to be Scoochie, author of the love letters received by Mary, but is this cover for a sinister plan? (25 minutes)
8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit: Debra suffers a moment of complete shock when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie... (30 minutes)
8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy: Debra decides it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out... (30 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (35 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Bully for Martin: Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Homerazzi: Homer needs money to pay for fire damage on the house so he becomes a paparazzo. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed at his aggressive style and fight back. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Unreported World: As the Brazilian army help the police take on drugs gangs in Rio de Janeiro, Ade Adepitan meets young journalists reporting from inside one of the city's most violent favelas. (S35 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)
8:00pm How to Get Fit Fast: Anna Richardson and Amar Latif return - here to help get your fitness mojo back. Anna finds out about callisthenics. And Amar tests out exercises you can do in your lunch break. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
10:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
10:30pm High & Dry: The Trial: Douglas discovers that a nearby island is inhabited and wants to visit, but Brett, desperate to stop him leaving, puts him on trial for 'assaulting' Susan. (Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
11:00pm First Dates: Will Michael's cheeky comment about carnival dancer Ruth's derriÁere hit a bum note? Will Harry Potter fans Claudia and Jack have a magical date? (S10 Ep8) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. 17-year-old Emily has a long history of depression and some degree of psychosis which can cause her to hear voices in her head. (S4 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

1:35am Superstore: Local Vendors Day: The superstore welcomes local small businesses including Glenn's wife Jerusha who has come to sell her handmade needlepoint. (30 minutes)
7:10am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Linda Lusardi: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Former glamour model and actress Linda Lusardi takes on the diners. Will it be a photo finish for the beauty queen? (45 minutes)
7:55am Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Ross plays a deadly game. Bob and Laurel are targeted. Zak has advice. (30 minutes)
8:25am Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Someone has been shot. Brenda is under suspicion. Belle makes a devastating confession. (30 minutes)
12:15pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Ross plays a deadly game. Bob and Laurel are targeted. Zak has advice. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Someone has been shot. Brenda is under suspicion. Belle makes a devastating confession. (30 minutes)
8:30pm New: Superstore: Lottery: Dina motivates the employees to sell as many tickets as possible as lottery fever hits the store. (30 minutes)
9:00pm Van Helsing: The greatest monster hunter of them all has his work cut out for him as he tracks down three deadly foes in this action-adventure saga starring Hugh Jackman. (2 hours 30 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: Internal Affairs: Animated comedy. Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner in order to even the score with Bonnie for her own indiscretions. (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR (9)

2:35am NASA: Triumph and Tragedy: One Giant Leap: Documentary series offering an astronaut's view of spaceflight. The Challenger and Columbia tragedies marked the beginning of the end for the space shuttle. (1 hour)
11:15pm One-Hit Wonders at the BBC: Compilation of hits by artists virtually unheard of again, including Peter Sarstedt, Trio, Phyllis Nelson and The New Radicals, which explores the one-hit wonder phenomenon. (1 hour)

Pick (11)

4:30am Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 6) (30 minutes)
6:00am Children's A&E: A baby struggling to breathe is transferred from Dumfries to Glasgow and the team helps a two-year-old boy who is having seizures. (S2, ep 1) (30 minutes)
6:30am Children's A&E: The team heads to Livingston to retrieve a very sick young baby girl and bring her to Edinburgh. (S2, ep 2) (30 minutes)
7:00am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Cameras follow Canadian border services officers on the frontlines of national security. In this opening episode, an American learns about Canada's drug laws. (S1, ep 1) (30 minutes)
7:30am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A Dutch woman with a lot of luggage claims she's on a four-day holiday, while a Chinese parcel contains a shocking surprise. Corey Feldman shows up too. (S1, ep 2) (30 minutes)
2:00pm House: Whac-A-Mole: A young man forced to take on the role of father to his young siblings is faced with a choice that could potentially save his life or break up his family. (S3, ep 8) (1 hour)
3:00pm Children's A&E: The move to the new hospital arrives and the team must take the most critically ill children in Scotland across the city of Glasgow. (S2, ep 4) (30 minutes)
3:30pm Children's A&E: It takes teamwork to stabilise a little boy in Forth Valley struggling to breathe and we get a glimpse of the new children's hospital in Glasgow. (S2, ep 5) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Elementary: No Lack of Void: The anthrax poisoning of a pickpocket sets Holmes and Watson on an urgent race to prevent a potentially devastating epidemic. (S2, ep 20) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

7:10am Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow motoring obsessives are going Deutsch as they take on their rivals from the show's German equivalent. James May tries out a very strange Japanese car. (1 hour)
2:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow motoring obsessives are going Deutsch as they take on their rivals from the show's German equivalent. James May tries out a very strange Japanese car. (1 hour)
5:00pm Top Gear: The controversy-courting motoring magazine. Jeremy Clarkson subjects the Skoda Yeti to a thorough road test, while James May visits the test track in the insane Aerial Atom V8. (1 hour)
8:00pm Into the Fire: New. See everyday heroism from the West Midlands Fire Service. The firefighters of Sheldon station attack a fierce house blaze to stop it spreading to neighbouring properties. (1 hour)
9:00pm Red Dwarf XI: Officer Rimmer: Chris Barrie is on top form as smug smeghead Rimmer, who is promoted after some outrageous luck and opens an officer's club filled with versions of himself. (40 minutes)
9:40pm Red Dwarf XI: Krysis: The useless mob reunite for the space comedy that's on another planet. The gang step in when Kryten has a mid-life crisis and changes his body cover to Ferrari red. (40 minutes)
10:20pm Red Dwarf XI: Can of Worms: The Enterprise crew they ain't - surreal space antics with the hapless smegheads. Cat falls head over heels in love, but the object of his desire has a secret. (40 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (13)

4:15am Tricks of the Restaurant Trade: This episode investigates how big brands are interpreting the move towards healthier food and drink. Plus: the psychological trick on restaurant menus to make diners spend more. (S4 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
4:40am Gok's Fill Your House for Free: Salsa dancing pair Rachel and Andy live in a house that can only be described as a 'box of beige'. Can Gok and the team inject some colour and give the house some much-needed first aid? (55 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (35 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Bully for Martin: Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Homerazzi: Homer needs money to pay for fire damage on the house so he becomes a paparazzo. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed at his aggressive style and fight back. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Unreported World: As the Brazilian army help the police take on drugs gangs in Rio de Janeiro, Ade Adepitan meets young journalists reporting from inside one of the city's most violent favelas. (S35 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)
9:00pm How to Get Fit Fast: Anna Richardson and Amar Latif return - here to help get your fitness mojo back. Anna finds out about callisthenics. And Amar tests out exercises you can do in your lunch break. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
11:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
11:30pm High & Dry: The Trial: Douglas discovers that a nearby island is inhabited and wants to visit, but Brett, desperate to stop him leaving, puts him on trial for 'assaulting' Susan. (Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)

More 4 (14)

1:30am The Good Fight: Brand new series - Day 478: The firm represents a photographer who is suing a woman who provided an account of their relationship to a website. Diane receives surprising news. (S2 Ep11, 13) (1 hour 5 minutes)
6:55pm The Secret Life of the Zoo: Golden poison frog Pablo has lost interest in his partner Maria, so bad boy El Loco is brought in to shake things up. Baby porcupine Marion faces the meerkat mob. Plus: chimps. (S4 Ep8, 10) (1 hour)
7:55pm Grand Designs: Andy and Nicki Bruce try to build an experimental flood-proof floating house on an island in the River Thames. But building such a complex design on a site with limited access isn't easy. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Ten-year-old Ashleigh is rushed to St George's after injuring her leg while playing football. Three-year-old Lola has had a seizure, and 91-year-old Betty has severe chest pain. (S10 Ep19) (1 hour)
11:10pm 24 Hours in A&E: David fell down the stairs at night; Jane, his wife, is worried but manages to see the funny side. Bob, who's 82, has had a DIY accident. (S11 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

3:20pm Billion Dollar Brain: (1967) Michael Caine stars in Ken Russell's Cold War spy thriller. British agent Harry Palmer is dragged out of retirement by a mysterious phone call that heralds an international plot. (2 hours 10 minutes)
5:30pm Carry On Spying: (1964) Comedy with Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey and Barbara Windsor. An undercover agent and his bumbling trainees are sent to track down a stolen top-secret formula. (1 hour 45 minutes)
9:00pm The Heat: (2013) Broad-humoured comedy from the director of Bridesmaids. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy star as mismatched cops who are forced to work together. Strong language, drugs, violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)
11:20pm Kiss the Girls: (1997) Thriller with Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd. A forensic psychologist hunting a sadistic killer, gets help from the only woman to escape his clutches. Violence, strong language. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Really (17)

11:00am Oxford Street Revealed: New. Documentary series following the people who keep Oxford Street running. The police antitheft team crack down on pickpockets and the stars are out for a charity launch. (1 hour)
3:00pm Oxford Street Revealed: New. Documentary series following the people who keep Oxford Street running. The police antitheft team crack down on pickpockets and the stars are out for a charity launch. (1 hour)
4:00pm Most Haunted: Spine-tingling snooping with Yvette Fielding. An evening at the abandoned Weir Mill in Stockport proves too much for one team member who makes an early exit. (1 hour)
5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Old Fort Erie: Get ready to cower behind your cushions! Ghost hunters Zak, Nick and Aaron reveal the harrowing stories of soldiers who died in Canada during the War of 1812. (1 hour)
8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Haydock: Single mum Lorraine and her three children think that their sitting room is getting a makeover, but Nick Knowles recruits extra help to renovate their whole house. (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Ghost Adventures: Series on the paranormal. The crew returns to Tooele in Utah to investigate a recently abandoned nursing home where something grabs Aaron's ear, and he witnesses a shadow figure. (1 hour)
11:00pm My Ghost Story: Eerie eyewitness accounts of paranormal activity. One investigator describes the strange circumstances in which his home burnt down, and an Ohio family get spooked. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

11:00am Impossible Engineering: Halley VI Research Station: Learn more about the Halley VI, a futuristic polar research station. Hear how it can withstand the harshest environment on the planet: the South Pole. (1 hour)
2:00pm Life in the Undergrowth: Supersocieties: David Attenborough explores the fascinating world of the invertebrates. A look at life in an African termite mound, and a vast and complex bumblebee colony. (1 hour)
3:00pm Coast: Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly: Neil Oliver and his team reveal the UK's geographical secrets. In Cornwall, he discovers the network of communication cables under Porthcurno beach. (1 hour)
5:00pm Impossible Engineering: Halley VI Research Station: Learn more about the Halley VI, a futuristic polar research station. Hear how it can withstand the harshest environment on the planet: the South Pole. (1 hour)
7:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Ghost Ships: Hear about some once-great triumphs of marine engineering, now left to rust. A ship graveyard in Maryland has been colonised by wildlife. We go inside a Cold War sub. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

8:05am London's Burning: New. Drama with the brave firefighters of Blue Watch. Adam makes a disturbing discovery. A day out for the watch ends in disaster. Recall is forced to face some home truths. (1 hour)
9:05am Casualty: The Only One You Love: Another moving episode of the hospital drama. A woman learns she cannot cope with the challenges of looking after her beloved mother, who has Alzheimer's. (1 hour)
3:00pm London's Burning: New. Drama with the brave firefighters of Blue Watch. Adam makes a disturbing discovery. A day out for the watch ends in disaster. Recall is forced to face some home truths. (1 hour)
9:00pm Father Brown: The Curse of Amenhotep: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric in the Cotswolds of the 1950s. Death awaits when Sir Raleigh's new bride insists on seeing his Egyptian mummy. (1 hour)
10:00pm New Tricks: Crime drama with a hint of fun, starring TV icons Dennis Waterman and James Bolam. Members of a prestigious golf club come under suspicion during a child murder investigation. (1 hour 20 minutes)

5 USA (21)

11:10am NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates a deadly explosion at a marine gala and discover that Pride was the target of the attack. (S1 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
1:05pm NCIS: Bounce: US crime drama series. Tony takes charge of the team as he reopens a case he investigated three years earlier. (S6 Ep 16) (55 minutes)
2:00pm NCIS: South by Southwest: US crime drama. When a fellow agent is murdered, the team heads into the desert to find a woman who may hold the key to the mystery. (S6 Ep 17) (1 hour)
7:00pm NCIS: Reunion: Drama series following the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team discovers that the murder of a Marine may be linked to their past. Gibbs decides Ziva's fate. (S7 Ep 2) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered. (S7 Ep 3) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

1:30am Minder: Bounty Hunter: Drama series about the shady dealings of a loveable rogue. When a young widow is conned out of all of her savings, Arthur sends Terry off to reclaim the money. (1 hour 10 minutes)
7:25am Ironside: Walls Are Waiting: An angry parolee is suspected of threatening a parole officer who is tough on drug offenders. (1 hour)

Home (25)

1:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Hereford: Inspirational home makeovers. The team head to Hereford to help Colin and Clare adapt their home to meet the needs of their son, Christopher, who has muscular dystrophy. (1 hour)
4:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Enjoyable property series with Catherine Gee where hopeful buyers look for the perfect coastal retreat. A couple house hunt in North Wales with a budget of 750,000 pounds. (1 hour)
11:00pm Kitchen SOS: Nayaseme Family: Kerr Drummond and Nadia Sawalha help another kitchen in need. Franklin wants Zen, but his wife Lindy wants boho: can the team bridge the style gap? (2, 20). (30 minutes)
11:30pm Kitchen SOS: Carr Family: Kerr Drummond and Nadia Sawalha spruce up tired kitchens. They try to convince Liverpool family the Carrs to change the way they use their kitchen (3, 20). (30 minutes)

ITVBe (26)

9:00pm Botched: Mo' Steroids Mo' Problems: US cosmetic surgery-based reality series. Terry helps Mo Thugs rapper Guillermo 'Big Caz' Eiland with a case of manboobs. (1 hour)
10:00pm Botched: Dolly'd Up: A celebrity impersonator wants to fix her saggy skin and Paul helps a woman with a potentially unfixable nose. (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (27)

8:10am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Linda Lusardi: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Former glamour model and actress Linda Lusardi takes on the diners. Will it be a photo finish for the beauty queen? (45 minutes)
8:55am Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Ross plays a deadly game. Bob and Laurel are targeted. Zak has advice. (30 minutes)
9:25am Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Someone has been shot. Brenda is under suspicion. Belle makes a devastating confession. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Ross plays a deadly game. Bob and Laurel are targeted. Zak has advice. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Someone has been shot. Brenda is under suspicion. Belle makes a devastating confession. (30 minutes)
9:30pm New: Superstore: Lottery: Dina motivates the employees to sell as many tickets as possible as lottery fever hits the store. (30 minutes)
10:00pm Van Helsing: The greatest monster hunter of them all has his work cut out for him as he tracks down three deadly foes in this action-adventure saga starring Hugh Jackman. (2 hours 30 minutes)

E4 (28)

2:15am The Inbetweeners: End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
2:40am Friday Night Dinner: The Surprise: Mum plans her own surprise party, which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
3:10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14) (20 minutes)
3:30am Let's Get Physical: Brand new series - Lycra-Virgin: Joe's awful taste in aerobics uniforms leads his team to take a road trip to a facility where they endure an excruciating process to create new kit. (Ep4, 8) (25 minutes)
3:55am 2 Broke Girls: And the College Experience: Caroline and Max are invited to speak to the students about their dessert bar business venture at the University of Pennsylvania. (S6 Ep5, 22) (20 minutes)
10:00am black-ish: Colored Commentary: Dre encourages the family to support each other, but he falls short of Rainbow's expectations. Zoey and Andre Jr 'volunteer' to babysit. (S1 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am black-ish: Black Santa, White Christmas: Dre campaigns to play Santa at the office Christmas party but when the head of HR wins the role, he does his best to unseat her. (S1 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Twin Beds: After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Robots Versus Wrestlers: Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3) (30 minutes)
12:30pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
3:00pm New Girl: Cece's Boys: Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit some new models for her fledgling modelling agency. Schmidt arranges a guys' day out at a spa. (S6 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
3:30pm New Girl: The Hike: Jess and Robby make a discovery about their relationship on a hike. Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly at Schmidt and Cece's house. (S6 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
4:00pm black-ish: The Real World: Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
4:30pm black-ish: Switch Hitting: An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm The Goldbergs: The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) (30 minutes)
5:30pm The Goldbergs: Hail Barry: Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks: Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste's furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, and Sami pushes Kyle to continue with the revenge plans. (30 minutes)
7:30pm New: black-ish: Brand new series - White Breakfast: When Jack and Diane get into trouble at school, Dre and Rainbow must figure out the right balance of discipline and support for the twins. (S4 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
10:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement: Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
11:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

1:10am First Dates: Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans traditionalist Ellie's flame. (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:15am The Inbetweeners: End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
3:40am Friday Night Dinner: The Surprise: Mum plans her own surprise party, which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
4:10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14) (20 minutes)
4:30am Let's Get Physical: Brand new series - Lycra-Virgin: Joe's awful taste in aerobics uniforms leads his team to take a road trip to a facility where they endure an excruciating process to create new kit. (Ep4, 8) (25 minutes)
4:55am 2 Broke Girls: And the College Experience: Caroline and Max are invited to speak to the students about their dessert bar business venture at the University of Pennsylvania. (S6 Ep5, 22) (20 minutes)
7:00am Hollyoaks: Darren, Mandy, Luke and Nancy make plans for a party at The Hutch. The couples all seem happy, and Mandy and Darren talk about just being friends and nothing more. (30 minutes)
7:30am Hollyoaks: Darren and Mandy meet at the Osbornes' alone - is this a recipe for disaster? Maxine is on a mission, while Tony and Diane continue to argue over Dee Dee's treatment. (30 minutes)
9:00am New Girl: House Hunt: Jess tries to get her mind off Nick. Schmidt and Cece have problems looking for their first house. Winston and Aly adjust to a long-distance romance. (S6 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
9:30am New Girl: Hubbedy Bubby: Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit new voters for the upcoming election. (S6 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
10:00am 2 Broke Girls: And the Sophie Doll: The girls take a bartending class so they can add cocktails to the dessert bar menu. Sophie creates a creepy lookalike doll of herself. (S6 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
10:30am 2 Broke Girls: And the Duck Stamp: Business booms at the dessert bar after Max and Caroline hire a popular barman with a potent signature cocktail. Sophie feels unglamorous. (S6 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
11:00am black-ish: Colored Commentary: Dre encourages the family to support each other, but he falls short of Rainbow's expectations. Zoey and Andre Jr 'volunteer' to babysit. (S1 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am black-ish: Black Santa, White Christmas: Dre campaigns to play Santa at the office Christmas party but when the head of HR wins the role, he does his best to unseat her. (S1 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Twin Beds: After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Robots Versus Wrestlers: Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
3:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
3:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm New Girl: Cece's Boys: Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit some new models for her fledgling modelling agency. Schmidt arranges a guys' day out at a spa. (S6 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
4:30pm New Girl: The Hike: Jess and Robby make a discovery about their relationship on a hike. Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly at Schmidt and Cece's house. (S6 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
5:00pm black-ish: The Real World: Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
5:30pm black-ish: Switch Hitting: An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Goldbergs: The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Goldbergs: Hail Barry: Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks: Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste's furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, and Sami pushes Kyle to continue with the revenge plans. (30 minutes)
8:30pm New: black-ish: Brand new series - White Breakfast: When Jack and Diane get into trouble at school, Dre and Rainbow must figure out the right balance of discipline and support for the twins. (S4 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
11:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement: Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)

5STAR (30)

3:00pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Justin faces the consequences of Ava's kidnapping. Ash is still missing and Tori blames Robbo, despite knowing his full story. Leah seeks a fresh purpose in life. (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:10pm The Equalizer: Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) (1 hour 30 minutes)
11:40pm Alex Cross: Crime thriller starring Tyler Perry and Matthew Fox. A Detroit criminal profiler called in to decipher clues of a case brings a murderous villain down on himself. (2012) (1 hour)

5Spike (31)

8:00pm Criminals: Caught On Camera: ...On Camera: Documentary. In this explosive episode some of the 6 million CCTV cameras on the ground and in the sky catch street and knife criminals in the act. (S2 Ep 4) (1 hour)

ITV +1 (33)

8:00pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Graham covers his tracks. Bob is optimistic about the future. Zak tries reasoning. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola falls foul of Eileen's tormentor. Josh tries poisoning Max against David. Ryan and Ali clash during Robert's stag party. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola is taken to hospital for an emergency caesarean. Alya demands answers from Josh. Ali lets Steve into a secret about Robert. (30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Lethal Weapon: The Odd Couple: After the fatal end to an argument on a construction site, the squad investigates the incident. Meanwhile, Riggs struggles to rekindle his relationship with Molly. (1 hour)
11:45pm The Keith & Paddy Picture Show: Jurassic Park: Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness scale the perimeter fences with their take on Jurassic Park, with the help of Sally Phillips, Shaun Ryder and Bernie Clifton. (30 minutes)

ITV3+1 (34)

1:00am Lewis: Generation of Vipers: Lewis and Hathaway are drawn into a world of virtual bullying, but very real murder, when a professor is found dead after her dating video is leaked online. (5 minutes)
7:00pm Heartbeat: Blast from the Past: Walker must re-visit his shadowy past in order to solve a spate of violent robberies. And David is lured into a web of deceit when a stranger arrives in town. (1 hour)
8:00pm Murder, She Wrote: The Petrified Florist: Following the death of a seemingly popular florist, Jessica must use her sleuthing skills to find the killer. (1 hour)
9:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Hallowe'en Party: Novelist Ariadne Oliver calls in her old friend Poirot to investigate a drowning at a Hallowe'en party. (2 hours)
11:00pm Brief Encounters: Drama series. Steph agrees to go out on a date, but is her husband Terry really out of the picture? Meanwhile, Pauline decides to host her first party with Dawn's help. (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (44)

1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. 17-year-old Emily has a long history of depression and some degree of psychosis which can cause her to hear voices in her head. (S4 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

4:20pm Billion Dollar Brain: (1967) Michael Caine stars in Ken Russell's Cold War spy thriller. British agent Harry Palmer is dragged out of retirement by a mysterious phone call that heralds an international plot. (2 hours 10 minutes)
6:30pm Carry On Spying: (1964) Comedy with Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey and Barbara Windsor. An undercover agent and his bumbling trainees are sent to track down a stolen top-secret formula. (1 hour 45 minutes)
10:00pm The Heat: (2013) Broad-humoured comedy from the director of Bridesmaids. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy star as mismatched cops who are forced to work together. Strong language, drugs, violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)

Challenge (46)

1:00am The Chase Celebrity Specials S2: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S2, ep 3) (1 hour)
2:00am Pointless Celebrities: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host a celebrity version of the quiz show seeking the most obscure answers to general knowledge questions. (S6, ep 10) (1 hour)
8:00am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion. (S17, ep 5) (30 minutes)
8:30am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion. (S17, ep 6) (30 minutes)
11:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
11:30am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
2:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
3:00pm The Chase Celebrity Specials S2: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S2, ep 4) (1 hour)
7:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host a celebrity version of the quiz show seeking the most obscure answers to general knowledge questions. (S6, ep 11) (1 hour)

4seven (47)

8:00pm Bake Off: The Professionals: It's chocolate week, and the teams face a secret recipe challenge. There's also a showpiece based on a masked ball that requires two types of chocolates and a moving part! (Ep3, 10) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life crime drama. A woman's body is found in overgrown grassland. When detectives inform her partner of her death, his behaviour marks him out as the chief suspect. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 35 minutes)
11:35pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Royal Wedding, All Round to Mrs Brown's, A Very English Scandal, The Handmaid's Tale and Jamie's Quick & Easy Food? (S11 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)

My5 (54)

2:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series. A young couple need confirmation that they are expecting their first baby, and a woman with a history of postnatal depression is worried about her fourth pregnancy. (S3 Ep 9) (1 hour)
3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series. Stomach complaints keep the Balham Park GPs on their toes, but they suspect that nothing more than chicken nuggets and broccoli are to blame. (S3 Ep 10) (1 hour)
4:00pm The Yorkshire Vet At The Great...: ...Yorkshire Show. Documentary series. Peter Wright and partner Julian Norton help their clients and local participants prepare for the Great Yorkshire Show. (S5 Ep 1) (1 hour)
6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series. A patient is furious that his ears are still blocked - despite missing hospital appointments to have them syringed. (S3 Ep 12) (1 hour)
7:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series. Alcoholic Angela is suffering from injuries sustained in a fight. It is an uphill battle to convince Brian to quit smoking - he started in 1954. (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
8:00pm The Yorkshire Vet: A 5 Legged...: ...Lamb & Other Curious Creatures. Percy the peacock pays a visit to a council estate. Julian gets up close and personal with a burly young bullock with a damaged eye. (1 hour)

5USA+1 (56)

4:00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Take My Life, Please: Crime drama. The CSIs investigate the mysterious death of a comedian in a locked room, and also examine the bullet-riddled body of a dangerous fugitive. (S10 Ep 20) (1 hour)
12:10pm NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates a deadly explosion at a marine gala and discover that Pride was the target of the attack. (S1 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
2:05pm NCIS: Bounce: US crime drama series. Tony takes charge of the team as he reopens a case he investigated three years earlier. (S6 Ep 16) (55 minutes)
3:00pm NCIS: South by Southwest: US crime drama. When a fellow agent is murdered, the team heads into the desert to find a woman who may hold the key to the mystery. (S6 Ep 17) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: Reunion: Drama series following the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team discovers that the murder of a Marine may be linked to their past. Gibbs decides Ziva's fate. (S7 Ep 2) (1 hour)
9:00pm NCIS: US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered. (S7 Ep 3) (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (79)

3:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow motoring obsessives are going Deutsch as they take on their rivals from the show's German equivalent. James May tries out a very strange Japanese car. (1 hour)
6:00pm Top Gear: The controversy-courting motoring magazine. Jeremy Clarkson subjects the Skoda Yeti to a thorough road test, while James May visits the test track in the insane Aerial Atom V8. (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Into the Fire: New. See everyday heroism from the West Midlands Fire Service. The firefighters of Sheldon station attack a fierce house blaze to stop it spreading to neighbouring properties. (1 hour)
10:00pm Red Dwarf XI: Officer Rimmer: Chris Barrie is on top form as smug smeghead Rimmer, who is promoted after some outrageous luck and opens an officer's club filled with versions of himself. (40 minutes)
10:40pm Red Dwarf XI: Krysis: The useless mob reunite for the space comedy that's on another planet. The gang step in when Kryten has a mid-life crisis and changes his body cover to Ferrari red. (40 minutes)
11:20pm Red Dwarf XI: Can of Worms: The Enterprise crew they ain't - surreal space antics with the hapless smegheads. Cat falls head over heels in love, but the object of his desire has a secret. (40 minutes)

BBC ONE HD (101)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A semi in Chingford in London, a one-bedroom flat in Brighton and a Victorian terrace in Normanton in Derby are all sold under the hammer. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 3, 32. Carmarthen: Eric Knowles oversees the antiques challenge from the National Botanic Garden of Wales in Carmarthen. Kate Bliss and Ben Cooper guide the red and blue teams. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Loft Converter: Ayesha's plans for a girly day get waylaid when her friend's fiance finds something unexpected in a customer's loft. Meanwhile, Daniel recruits Emma to his cause. (30 minutes)
2:15pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries: 10, 10. A Family Portrait - Part 2: Australian crime drama. As Doctor Blake and Jean support the grieving family, deep secrets are revealed for both the Blakes and the Tynemans. (1 hour)
3:15pm Escape to the Country: Devon: Jules Hudson goes house hunting with two sisters who dream of escaping their urban homes and moving to the Devon countryside on a budget of Â£490,000. (30 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: The Kazemi family are torn apart. Kat contemplates her situation. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Home from Home: 6, 6. Mandy Rowlands: Sitcom set in the Lake District. Neil lets slip about an old crush and Fiona is not impressed. Penny and Robert contemplate selling up, and Neil's mum comes clean. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102)

2:30pm Ray Mears Goes Walkabout: 4, 4. Rock Art: Rock art is important to the Indigenous Australian way of life. Ray Mears travels with an Indigenous artist to learn more about it and to have a try at rock art himself. (1 hour)
3:30pm Victorian Pharmacy: 2, 4. Documentary series recreating a 19th-century pharmacy. The team make their own 'cure all' medicine out of rhubarb, liquorice, soap and syrup. (1 hour)
6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 15, 20. Newcastle to Lindisfarne: Michael Portillo journeys from Newcastle up the north east coast to Lindisfarne. He finds out about the world's earliest swing bridge and its inventor. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Wild Escapes: Anita Rani and JJ Chalmers travel to the Dolomite Mountains for a raucous mini adventure. Amazing food, stunning hiking, a bit of bottom slapping and an itchy spa experience await. (30 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Soap opera set in the Yorkshire Dales. Graham covers his tracks. Bob is optimistic about the future. Zak tries reasoning. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola falls foul of Eileen's tormentor. Josh tries poisoning Max against David. Ryan and Ali clash during Robert's stag party. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Long-running soap opera set in Manchester. Nicola is taken to hospital for an emergency caesarean. Alya demands answers from Josh. Ali lets Steve into a secret about Robert. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Lethal Weapon: The Odd Couple: After the fatal end to an argument on a construction site, the squad investigates the incident. Meanwhile, Riggs struggles to rekindle his relationship with Molly. (1 hour)
10:45pm The Keith & Paddy Picture Show: Jurassic Park: Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness scale the perimeter fences with their take on Jurassic Park, with the help of Sally Phillips, Shaun Ryder and Bernie Clifton. (30 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

7:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 1, 2): While poking around in Mary's dresser, Dick finds love letters signed by a secret admirer named Scoochie, but Mary insists she doesn't know who Scoochie is. (25 minutes)
7:35am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 2, 2): Dr Neesam (guest star John Cleese) declares himself to be Scoochie, author of the love letters received by Mary, but is this cover for a sinister plan? (25 minutes)
8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit: Debra suffers a moment of complete shock when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie... (30 minutes)
8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy: Debra decides it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out... (30 minutes)
9:00am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (35 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Bully for Martin: Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Homerazzi: Homer needs money to pay for fire damage on the house so he becomes a paparazzo. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed at his aggressive style and fight back. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Unreported World: As the Brazilian army help the police take on drugs gangs in Rio de Janeiro, Ade Adepitan meets young journalists reporting from inside one of the city's most violent favelas. (S35 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)
8:00pm How to Get Fit Fast: Anna Richardson and Amar Latif return - here to help get your fitness mojo back. Anna finds out about callisthenics. And Amar tests out exercises you can do in your lunch break. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
10:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
10:30pm High & Dry: The Trial: Douglas discovers that a nearby island is inhabited and wants to visit, but Brett, desperate to stop him leaving, puts him on trial for 'assaulting' Susan. (Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
11:00pm First Dates: Will Michael's cheeky comment about carnival dancer Ruth's derriÃ¨re hit a bum note? Will Harry Potter fans Claudia and Jack have a magical date? (S10 Ep8) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 HD (105)

12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. 17-year-old Emily has a long history of depression and some degree of psychosis which can cause her to hear voices in her head. (S4 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy bids his mother an emotional farewell before departing. Leo is not happy in his new janitorial role. Karl tries to arrange a meeting with Rita but a surprise awaits. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. (30 minutes)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

4:15am Tricks of the Restaurant Trade: This episode investigates how big brands are interpreting the move towards healthier food and drink. Plus: the psychological trick on restaurant menus to make diners spend more. (S4 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
4:40am Gok's Fill Your House for Free: Salsa dancing pair Rachel and Andy live in a house that can only be described as a 'box of beige'. Can Gok and the team inject some colour and give the house some much-needed first aid? (55 minutes)
10:00am Frasier: Junior Agent: Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant. (35 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Bully for Martin: Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Homerazzi: Homer needs money to pay for fire damage on the house so he becomes a paparazzo. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed at his aggressive style and fight back. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Unreported World: As the Brazilian army help the police take on drugs gangs in Rio de Janeiro, Ade Adepitan meets young journalists reporting from inside one of the city's most violent favelas. (S35 Ep6, 6) (30 minutes)
9:00pm How to Get Fit Fast: Anna Richardson and Amar Latif return - here to help get your fitness mojo back. Anna finds out about callisthenics. And Amar tests out exercises you can do in your lunch break. (Ep1, 2) (1 hour)
11:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
11:30pm High & Dry: The Trial: Douglas discovers that a nearby island is inhabited and wants to visit, but Brett, desperate to stop him leaving, puts him on trial for 'assaulting' Susan. (Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

8:00pm Bake Off: The Professionals: It's chocolate week, and the teams face a secret recipe challenge. There's also a showpiece based on a masked ball that requires two types of chocolates and a moving part! (Ep3, 10) (1 hour)
10:00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life crime drama. A woman's body is found in overgrown grassland. When detectives inform her partner of her death, his behaviour marks him out as the chief suspect. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 35 minutes)
11:35pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Royal Wedding, All Round to Mrs Brown's, A Very English Scandal, The Handmaid's Tale and Jamie's Quick & Easy Food? (S11 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)

CBBC (201)

7:05am Danger Mouse: Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold accompany Professor Squawkencluck to a science convention, and Squawk swaps bodies with King Kong Brunel. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
8:30am My Life: Changing the Face of Beauty: Three youngsters each try to change the accepted norm of beauty - from pushing the modelling industry to increase diversity to learning to love themselves for who they are. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
10:55am Wolfblood: The First Pack: 4, 13. Cry Wolf: Drama series. Maddy struggles to keep her powers hidden during a stressful time at school, with exams looming. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
11:25am The Dumping Ground Survival Files: 1, 5. Teamwork: The Dumping Ground gang make video blogs. Mo's video is about how teamwork is the best way to get results, but Bailey is not convinced. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
11:55am The Worst Witch: 5, 13. Pond Life: Drama series. When Maud refuses to bail Mildred out in Miss Gullet's transformations class, Mildred makes a mistake which has unfortunate consequences for Ethel. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
2:30pm The Dumping Ground: Making Waves: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is forced to face her demons when a planned trip to the beach goes horribly wrong. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Odd Squad: Jinx: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When all of Odd Squad comes down with a case of the jinx, it's up to Oscar and Dr O to save the day. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories: 11, 13. Historical sketch show. Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some Saxon monks throw a party. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (202)

6:35am Twirlywoos: 25, 31. Smaller: The Twirlywoos pursue a very small butterfly at a butterfly farm. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
7:15am Bing: Acorns: Children's animation. Bing and Sula collect acorns in the park with Flop. When Bing's pile of acorns keeps getting smaller, he and Flop try to discover the culprit. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of Benjamin's Strawberry Raid: Animated series. Benjamin takes charge of a strawberry harvest raid on Mr McGregor's garden. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
8:10am Octonauts: 5, 24. Octonauts and the Walrus Pups: Animated deep sea adventure series. Captain Barnacles and his niece and nephew must rescue walrus pups who are stranded on a runaway ice floe. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
9:00am Timmy Time: 13, 28. Timmy and the Balloon: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Yabba is distraught when Timmy manages to let her balloon go flying off into the sky. (10 minutes)
9:10am Olobob Top: Stuff: Preschool animated series. Deeno's den is overflowing with stuff, so they create Diggy Piggy who tunnels his way underground to find some Topsy Turvies who can help. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
9:30am Bing: Hearts: Animation. Sula and Bing tag their favourite things around the house with heart-shaped stickies. When Sula tags Hoppity Voosh, Bing is not sure he wants to share him. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
9:35am Twirlywoos: 23, 25. More About Twirling: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon, then try to copy her dancing. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
12:35pm Sarah & Duck: 21, 41. Camera: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck attempt to take photographs of birds. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
12:45pm Melody: 5, 20. Emperor's New Clothes: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to The Arrival of the Queen of Sheba, by Handel. She imagines the story of The Emperor's New Clothes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
1:10pm Olobob Top: Stuff: Preschool animated series. Deeno's den is overflowing with stuff, so they create Diggy Piggy who tunnels his way underground to find some Topsy Turvies who can help. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
1:25pm Bing: Hearts: Animation. Sula and Bing tag their favourite things around the house with heart-shaped stickies. When Sula tags Hoppity Voosh, Bing is not sure he wants to share him. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
1:35pm Twirlywoos: 23, 25. More About Twirling: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon, then try to copy her dancing. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
4:15pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Flying Fox: Animated series. Peter finds a mysterious key hidden in his father's journal and is determined to find out what it fits. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
4:25pm Andy's Safari Adventures: 15, 40. Andy and the Naked Mole Rat: Jen needs a scan of a naked mole rat. Andy heads to the Sahara desert to find one. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
4:40pm Bitz and Bob: 15, 22. Princess Purl Day: Animated preschool series. Bob and Princess Purl are trapped on a runaway carriage and Bitz has to stop it, fast! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
5:00pm Octonauts: 7, 22. Jawfish: A mouthbrooding jawfish father has lost his eggs, so the Octonauts try to help. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
5:20pm New: Apple Tree House: 5, 30. Busy Bees: Preschool drama series. Bella is sad when she hears that the beehive in the community garden may be closed down, so Mali suggests that they look after the bees. (15 minutes)
5:45pm Pablo: The Fiona: Animated preschool series. When Pablo meets Mum's friend Fiona, all he notices about her is one bright, shiny button, which he tells the Book Animals is a Fiona. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Am Not Sleepy and I Will Not Go to Bed: Charlie wonders whether Lola will ever be sleepy enough to go to bed. (10 minutes)

CITV (203)

8:20am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Plays Air Guitar: Adventures of a mischievous boy. A bad day can quickly become a good day, as Henry discovers when Doddery Donald comes to visit. (15 minutes)
8:35am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Dangerous Data: Animated adventures. Data can be dangerous, as Henry is about to find out when Peter takes over as chief secretary of the Purple Hand Gang. (15 minutes)
9:25am The Oddbods Show: One Short of a Full Set: Animated series. The only way Pogo can get Newt to go skydiving is to help her find the final sticker that completes her collection. (5 minutes)
9:30am The Oddbods Show: Mind Control: Animated series. Pogo gets his hand on Bubbles' mind control chips and picks poor Fuse as the object of his latest experiment. (10 minutes)
9:40am The Oddbods Show: Monster of Oddsville: Animated series. When Bubbles is enlisted to hunt down and get rid of the Monster of Oddsville, things take a turn for the worst. (10 minutes)
10:20am Dino Dana: I Dig History: Edutainment series. Eager to attend Fossil Day at the Royal Ontario Museum, Dana asks her neighbour Mr Hendrickson to take her. (15 minutes)
10:35am Dino Dana: Dinomite: Dino Dana is an eight-year-old palaeontologist in training. Dad tries to get Dana up for school, but she is busy dreaming about discovering the first T Rex fossil. (15 minutes)
11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Loses Rude Ralph: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Rude Ralph is missing! Could the Evil Guardian really be responsible? (15 minutes)
12:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry, Eco Warrior: Animated adventures of the mischievous boy. When Henry becomes the school's recycling ambassador, he finds that a bit of power can go a long way. (15 minutes)
12:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gives It All Away: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry decides that he has got too much stuff, but giving it all away is easier said than done. (15 minutes)
12:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Rewrites the Rules: Adventures of a mischievous boy. Peter discovers that you can please everyone most of the time, at least he thinks he can. (15 minutes)
2:30pm The Oddbods Show: Zoom: Animated series. Zee is zapped by an impatient Bubbles who is tired of being held up by his sluggishness - with some unintended side effects. (10 minutes)
2:40pm The Oddbods Show: Mr Snuffles: Animated series. Fuse discovers his long lost teddy bear, Mr Snuffles, when prepping for a garage sale. However as soon as he is found, he is lost again. (10 minutes)
2:50pm The Oddbods Show: Headcase: Animated series. Fuse tries to cover up the fact that he has broken Bubbles' totem pole - but his crime keeps coming back to haunt him. (10 minutes)
3:30pm Dino Dana: Face Your Fearosaurus: Dino Dana is an eight-year-old palaeontologist in training. Dana distracts a young boy stuck up a park slide with a story about a brachiosaurus. (15 minutes)
3:45pm Dino Dana: Herd It Loud and Clear: When Dana tries to figure out how a herd of edmontosaurus defend themselves, she inadvertently wakes up her downstairs neighbour Cai. (15 minutes)
4:00pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Ball Pool: Animated antics. Mr Bean does not like sharing the local soft play area with all those annoying kids. So he decides to convert his flat. (15 minutes)
4:15pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: A Magic Day Out: Animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr Bean and Irma are off for a day at the seaside, where his trunk gets accidentally swapped with that of a stage magician. (15 minutes)

CBBC HD (204)

7:05am Danger Mouse: Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold accompany Professor Squawkencluck to a science convention, and Squawk swaps bodies with King Kong Brunel. (10 minutes)
8:30am My Life: Changing the Face of Beauty: Three youngsters each try to change the accepted norm of beauty - from pushing the modelling industry to increase diversity to learning to love themselves for who they are. (30 minutes)
10:55am Wolfblood: The First Pack: 4, 13. Cry Wolf: Series about teenager Maddy Smith, who hides an extraordinary secret. Maddy struggles to keep her powers hidden during a stressful time at school, with exams looming. (30 minutes)
11:25am The Dumping Ground Survival Files: 1, 5. Teamwork: The Dumping Ground gang make video blogs. Mo's video is about how teamwork is the best way to get results, but Bailey is not convinced. (30 minutes)
11:55am The Worst Witch: 5, 13. Pond Life: Drama series. When Maud refuses to bail Mildred out in Miss Gullet's transformations class, Mildred makes a mistake which has unfortunate consequences for Ethel. (25 minutes)
2:30pm The Dumping Ground: Making Waves: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is forced to face her demons when a planned trip to the beach goes horribly wrong. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Odd Squad: Jinx: The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When all of Odd Squad comes down with a case of the jinx, it's up to Oscar and Dr O to save the day. (10 minutes)
7:00pm Horrible Histories: 11, 13. Historical sketch show. Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some Saxon monks throw a party. (30 minutes)

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