Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule
Saturday 16th January
BBC ONE S West (1)
- 11:30am Rick Stein's Cornwall: 3, 15. Rick visits Combeshead Farm, a leading field-to-fork restaurant in Cornwall. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:50pm Casualty: 3, 30. An exhausted Will tries to make peace with the ED on his last day. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:35am The Truth about Boosting Your...: ...Immune System. The definitive guide to defending yourself against Covid-19 and other diseases. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Inside the Factory: Gregg Wallace visits a factory in rural Somerset that produces one million pots of yogurt every 24 hours, while Cherry Healey helps out with the UK's biggest blackcurrant harvest. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Pooch Perfect: 2, 8. This week's four dog groomers tackle a pack of Alaskan malamutes, the huge, hairy beasts that inspired the dire wolves in Game of Thrones. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Food & Drink: Health & Happiness: 6, 10. Tom Kerridge and Cyrus Todiwala look to reach the heady heights of happiness through healthy food. Joe Wadsack plays a blinder with his tips for healthy red wine. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm David Attenborough's Natural...: ...Curiosities. 5, 10. Research is revealing hidden plant senses, such as flowers that use electrical signals. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Real Marigold Hotel: 2, 3. Celebrities test whether retirement in India is better than in the UK. The group start to settle into normal life in India and take a 150-mile trip to the Taj Mahal. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 3:15am Lethal Weapon: A Whole Lotto Trouble: Cole and Murtaugh try to foil a gang running a lottery scam. Cole takes his daughter to work while Roger clashes with his father-in-law. S3 Ep3 (45 minutes)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Save That Tree: Mr Bean climbs into his favourite tree to stop it from being chopped down. S3 Ep19 (15 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. For Sale: Mrs Wicket is selling up and moving on...but what will happen to Mr Bean? S3 Ep20 (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Dibs Court: When a kid claims dibs on the Stump, Craig has no choice but to take the kid to dibs court. S1 Ep37 (20 minutes)
- 12:40pm James Martin's Great...: ...British Adventure. Pembrokeshire: James and Stephen head south to Pembrokeshire. James cooks up his Marloes Sands seafood parcel while Stephen tries his hand at chocolatiering. S1 Ep8 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:45pm Ainsley's Caribbean Kitchen: Grenada: Ainsley Harriott stops off in Grenada, also known as the spice island, for the next leg of his Caribbean tour. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Emily Atack, Brenda Edwards and Martin Kemp all trying to 'say what they see'. (1 hour)
- 10:55pm The Nutty Professor: Comedy starring Eddie Murphy, 1996. A kind but awkward university professor creates a potion that physically transforms him into his polar opposite - the obnoxious Buddy Love. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 1:55am The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XIV: Homer kills the Grim Reaper, then takes his job. And when Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch breaks, they're the only ones left in real time. (S15 Ep1, 22) (25 minutes)
- 2:20am The Great: The Beard: New US comedy drama, loosely based on Catherine the Great. Catherine takes her first steps toward a coup, trying to seduce Orlo in order to recruit him to her cause. (Ep2, 10) (1 hour)
- 5:35am Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: On the ninth day of the tour, Brendan and the group go wild on jet skis before chilling out at a luxury spa. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15, 23) (25 minutes)
- 7:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (20 minutes)
- 7:35am The Simpsons: Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19, 21) (25 minutes)
- 8:00am The Simpsons: Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20, 21) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am The Simpsons: The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20, 25) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am The Simpsons: The President Wore Pearls: Principal Skinner cancels sport, art and music at the school to save cash, so the students go on strike, as do the police. Michael Moore guest stars. (S15 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Simpsons: The Regina Monologues: The Simpsons go to London with $1000 that Bart found. But Homer crashes the hire car into the Queen and gets locked in the Tower. Tony Blair guest stars. (S15 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump. So he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Escape to the Chateau: Make Do...: ...and Mend: Dick and Angel help a couple transform a Second World War air raid shelter into a beautiful craft room. Dick makes some ingenious finishing touches to his potting shed. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:30pm Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: (1989) Harrison Ford and Sean Connery star in the third film in Steven Spielberg's adventure franchise. Indy must rescue his kidnapped father before beating the Nazis to the Holy Grail. (2 hours 30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Equalizer 2: (2018) Action crime thriller sequel. Denzel Washington returns as Robert McCall, who's looking for revenge after his agency contact and friend is murdered. Bloody violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:00pm Yorkshire: A Year in The Wild: Documentary series. Autumn is on hold as summer continues, with unexpectedly balmy conditions throwing a life line to the roe deer as they prepare for the winter ahead. (S2 Ep 3) (1 hour)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am The Cleveland Show: Frapp Attack: Donna becomes jealous of Cleveland's bond with his colleague Tina. Cleveland Jr and Rallo's music video comes to the attention of a producer. S3 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 12:55am The Cleveland Show: American Prankster: When one of Rallo's pranks gets Cleveland Jr kicked out of the scouts, Cleveland rolls up his sleeves to teach him a lesson. S3 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 1:35pm Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Richard Ayoade, Katie McGlynn and Joe Swash all trying to 'say what they see'. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:10pm Turbo: A snail with the power of super-speed embarks on an extraordinary journey to compete in the world's fastest race, the Indianapolis 500. (1 hour)
- 4:15pm Turbo: A snail with the power of super-speed embarks on an extraordinary journey to compete in the world's fastest race, the Indianapolis 500. (45 minutes)
- 5:00pm Shrek: Animated adventure featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, 2001. An ogre sets out on an epic quest with a talking donkey to rescue a princess from an evil curse. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:10pm Shrek: Animated adventure featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, 2001. An ogre sets out on an epic quest with a talking donkey to rescue a princess from an evil curse. (40 minutes)
- 6:50pm Miss Congeniality II: Armed...: ...& Fabulous. Miss USA is kidnapped and the FBI's star Gracie Hart goes undercover in Las Vegas to investigate - where she decides to ignore orders and find them alone. (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Miss Congeniality II: Armed...: ...& Fabulous. Miss USA is kidnapped and the FBI's star Gracie Hart goes undercover in Las Vegas to investigate - where she decides to ignore orders and find them alone. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Hangover Part II: Comedy sequel starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2011. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug head to Thailand for Stu's wedding, but things quickly go awry. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:10pm The Hangover Part II: Comedy sequel starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2011. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug head to Thailand for Stu's wedding, but things quickly go awry. (1 hour)
- 11:10pm Family Guy: Bigfat: Animated comedy. Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada in a private jet, but it crashes in the wilderness and Peter becomes feral and unable to communicate. (25 minutes)
- 11:35pm Family Guy: Valentine's Day in Quahog: Animated comedy. It's Valentine's Day; Meg dates a guy she met online, Lois and Peter stay in bed all day, and Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends. S11 Ep13 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 7:00pm Simon King's Shetland Adventure: 3, 3. Having enjoyed the islands' changing seasons with his family, the wildlife cameraman ends his visit with a sighting of a pod of killer whales. A suitable end to a great trip. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Sahara with Michael Palin: 3, 4. Trekking across the Sahara. Michael reaches Timbuktu, once one of the great centres of Islamic learning, then heads east to the land of nomadic herders the Wodaabe. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:50pm Paris: 2, 3. Art historian Sandrine Voillet meets Parisian trendsetters. Deals with adult themes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:10am Agatha Christie's Marple: A Pocket Full of Rye: When a business magnate is killed, Miss Marple realises the circumstances of his death recall a nursery rhyme - but what does it mean? S4 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 7:00am Agatha Christie's Poirot: Five Little Pigs: Another case for the Belgian detective. Poirot is called in to re-examine the murder of Amyas Crale, whose wife was hanged for the crime 14 years before. S9 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 9:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: Peter rules out receiving a liver transplant. Asha refuses to be bullied by Corey. A pregnancy test leads Tim to a shocking discovery. (2 hours 55 minutes)
- 11:55am Midsomer Murders: Dead Man's Eleven: Detective drama. When the wife of a wealthy landowner is bludgeoned to death with a cricket bat, DCI Barnaby is enmeshed in a succession of calculated murders. S2 Ep3 (2 hours)
- 1:55pm Midsomer Murders: Blood Will Out: Barnaby and Troy are called in to investigate when the local magistrate, principal adversary of two groups of travellers, is found dead at his home in Martyr Warren. S2 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 3:55pm Midsomer Murders: Death of a Stranger: Feature-length police drama. DI Barnaby realises that there is more to a case than first appears when the father of a man jailed for murder is himself killed. S3 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 5:55pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Triangle at Rhodes: Poirot uncovers the complicated relationships between his fellow hotel guests on holiday in Rhodes when one of them is murdered. S1 Ep6 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:00pm Agatha Christie's Marple: The Moving Finger: In the town of Lymstock, an outbreak of anonymous hate mail results in a woman's suicide. As the letters become more deadly, the village is thrown into turmoil. S2 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Vera: Sandancers: Drama. Vera and the team investigate a murder at an army barracks. Sensing a connection to a death in Afghanistan, Vera uncovers the hidden trauma behind the crime. S2 Ep4 (2 hours)
Sky Arts (11)
- 4:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Skeleton In The Cupboard: Robert Smythe has a dark secret he has kept for 20 years but it has now come back to haunt him. Can he keep it a secret from his wife? (S9, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Colonel's Lady: Colonel George Peregrine's comfortable life is disturbed when his wife writes a bestselling raunchy novel. Is this evidence that she's having an affair? (S9, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Accidental Death: Steve and Jane are con artists who gain access to people's homes claiming to be doing research into polish. But eventually, they meet their match. (S7, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Reconciliation: Seeking a divorce from his wife, an unhappy husband hires a private eye in the hopes of catching her with another man. But things don't quite go as expected. (S7, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Mugger: When a married politician falls in love with a woman at a party, things soon go wrong and his entire career and reputation are put in jeopardy. (S7, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Open Window: When a young man climbs through the window of a Connecticut hunting lodge, he emerges on the other side in a strange new world. (S7, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: People Don't Do Such Things: Trouble looms when married woman Gwen falls for a successful romantic novelist. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Seventies: The United States Vs Nixon: A look at how the Watergate scandal led to Richard Nixon being the only president in United States history to resign from office. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
E4 (13)
- 12:15am Gogglebox: Including Strictly Come Dancing, Planet Earth II, First Dates, Rillington Place, The Big Life Fix with Simon Reeve, When Phillip Met Prince Philip and White Christmas. (S8 Ep12) (1 hour)
- 1:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 2:10am Taskmaster: Comedy game show. Greg Davies' assistant Alex Horne is powerless in the face of Ed Gamble's creative vision. Plus: bare chests and bucking donkeys. (S9 Ep4, 10) (55 minutes)
- 3:05am First Dates Hotel: Pansexual bingo caller Nick and Harry Potter fan Lewis realise that they have a lot in common. Sharon and Andy go for an impromptu moonlit ghost hunt in the hotel's grounds. (S2 Ep5, 6) (55 minutes)
- 4:00am Schitt's Creek: Grad Night: Johnny and Stevie celebrate the motel being fully booked for the first time. David goes out on a date with Patrick. (S3 Ep13, 13) (25 minutes)
- 4:25am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when NASA ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation:g Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Mission: Impossible - Ghost...: ...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise starring Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes)
- 11:35pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers think of The Jump, Dragons' Den, Death in Paradise, Jon Richardson: How to Survive the End of the World and SS-GB? (S9 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 2:55am The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XIV: Homer kills the Grim Reaper, then takes his job. And when Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch breaks, they're the only ones left in real time. (S15 Ep1, 22) (25 minutes)
- 3:20am The Great: The Beard: New US comedy drama, loosely based on Catherine the Great. Catherine takes her first steps toward a coup, trying to seduce Orlo in order to recruit him to her cause. (Ep2, 10) (1 hour)
- 6:35am Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: On the ninth day of the tour, Brendan and the group go wild on jet skis before chilling out at a luxury spa. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13, 23) (25 minutes)
- 7:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14, 23) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15, 23) (25 minutes)
- 8:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (20 minutes)
- 8:35am The Simpsons: Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19, 21) (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Simpsons: Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20, 21) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Simpsons: The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20, 25) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: The President Wore Pearls: Principal Skinner cancels sport, art and music at the school to save cash, so the students go on strike, as do the police. Michael Moore guest stars. (S15 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: The Regina Monologues: The Simpsons go to London with $1000 that Bart found. But Homer crashes the hire car into the Queen and gets locked in the Tower. Tony Blair guest stars. (S15 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump. So he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Escape to the Chateau: Make Do...: ...and Mend: Dick and Angel help a couple transform a Second World War air raid shelter into a beautiful craft room. Dick makes some ingenious finishing touches to his potting shed. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:30pm Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: (1989) Harrison Ford and Sean Connery star in the third film in Steven Spielberg's adventure franchise. Indy must rescue his kidnapped father before beating the Nazis to the Holy Grail. (2 hours 30 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Equalizer 2: (2018) Action crime thriller sequel. Denzel Washington returns as Robert McCall, who's looking for revenge after his agency contact and friend is murdered. Bloody violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 1:00am 24 Hours in A&E: Mark, who's 32, is rushed to St George's with a head injury after having an epileptic seizure. Anastasia, who's 80, has a severe pain in her leg and is sent for an X-ray. (S19 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:05am 24 Hours in A&E: Motorcyclist Brendan has had a head-on collision with a car. Teenager Alex has badly injured his hand punching a window. And the resus team struggle to revive two patients. (S1 Ep2, 14) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:10am Father Ted: The Passion of St Tibulus: A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, so Bishop Brennan tells Ted to get it withdrawn. (S1 Ep3, 7) (35 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 9:00am Rick Stein's Spain: Rick Stein's Spain (HD), 2: Rick continues his journey in the old camper van eastwards towards the Mediterranean, sampling great dishes and good hospitality along the way. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Expedition with Steve...: ...Backshall: Unpacked. Close Encounters: A look at close encounters with creatures, including the worlds largest land predator. Plus, close encounters in flooded caves and on sheer cliffs. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: The lads face a trucking nightmare as they try to become HGV drivers. Jeremy also tries out a scary Porsche 911, while Michael Parkinson is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: The motoring show that really packs a punch. The boys each attempt to buy a pre-1982 car at auction before heading to a classic car rally. AC, DC's Brian Johnson guests. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 9:00am Where The Heart Is: Sanctuary: Stephen faces a tough decision about his future in Skelthwaite, and Karen clashes with Dr Kenworthy over concerns for one of his patients. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Where The Heart Is: Choices: Henry is left heartbroken when Jess falls for a hunky waiter, and the nursing team helps a young couple cope with a life-changing dilemma. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Catch of the Day: The hit Kiwi crime drama series continues. When Jared discovers a severed human hand at the harbour, Mike, Kristin and Breen try to find out who it belongs to. (2 hours)
- 9:00pm WPC 56: Memories are Made of This: Jennie Jacques stars in the drama following the female PC in her Midlands hometown in 1956. Gina risks her career to prove Donald's innocence. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 9:00am Murder She Wrote: While trying to break out of prison, a man is killed and his daughter sues Jessica for his death and for providing false testimony that landed him in jail. (S7 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 10:00am Murder She Wrote: A retired English teacher turned famed mystery writer with a knack for solving murders takes it upon herself to investigate the crimes that occur in her town. (S7 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 11:00am Murder She Wrote: A retired English teacher turned famed mystery writer with a knack for solving murders takes it upon herself to investigate the crimes that occur in her town. (S7 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Murder She Wrote: A journalist who is nearing death wants Jessica to finish his book, which would vindicate a man unjustly convicted of murdering his heiress wife 16 years prior. (S7 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Murder She Wrote: Detective drama series. Jessica helps an insurance investigator get to the bottom of a mystery involving a famous pianist whose hands are badly burned in a fire. (S7 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series. Jessica and Dr Seth Hazlitt are kidnapped by the vengeful son of a wounded mobster who died after Seth performed surgery on him. (S7 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Murder She Wrote: Another case for sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher. Time spent with a married old flame sees smooth Dennis Stanton suspected of a killing. (S7 Ep 12) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery about a sleuthing writer. Jessica tries to clear the name of Cabot Cove's sheriff when he is accused of murdering the crooked son of an ambassador. (S7 Ep 13) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Murder She Wrote: A fan from Texas poses as Jessica and investigates a possible case of cheating at a dog show, but winds up getting killed in a car crash after leaving jail. (S7 Ep 14) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Murder She Wrote: During a visit to St. Louis, Jessica must help a friend who is not only facing pressure from the IRS, but who is also suspected of murdering her husband. (S7 Ep 15) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher attends a party for a celebrated thoroughbred horse in Kentucky, where a feud between neighbours leads to murder. (S7 Ep 16) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Murder She Wrote: Bonnie reunites with her father who disappeared 20 years earlier following a bank robbery. When he is found murdered, Bonnie's husband Dave becomes a suspect. (S7 Ep 17) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series. A shy ventriloquist is accused of murdering a ruthless comedy club owner after his dummy is found with the victim's corpse. (S7 Ep 18) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 1:40am Minder: Give Us This Day Arthur Daley's Bread: Arthur digs a very large hole for himself when he recruits some ex-cons as cheap labour for his landscape gardening enterprise. S6 Ep1 (1 hour)
- 6:20am The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes: The Problem of Thor Bridge: The wife of a gold-mining magnate is shot and the family's governess is awaiting trial for murder - can Holmes save her from the gallows? S3 Ep2 (50 minutes)
- 12:00pm Monster Carp: Thailand: Ali Hamidi, Neil Spooner and Tom Dove travel to Thailand. Their adventure is split between Fishing Park Samui and Gillhams Fishing Resorts. S5 Ep1 (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 7:15pm The Jewel of the Nile: Ralph is back on the trail of Joan and Jack on a perilous trek through the fierce North African Desert. Can they overcome many obstacles to find the jewel? (1 hour)
- 8:20pm The Jewel of the Nile: Ralph is back on the trail of Joan and Jack on a perilous trek through the fierce North African Desert. Can they overcome many obstacles to find the jewel? (1 hour)
- 9:20pm Armageddon: NASA sends a crew of oil drillers into space to destroy an asteroid before it can collide with Earth. (1 hour)
- 10:25pm Armageddon: NASA sends a crew of oil drillers into space to destroy an asteroid before it can collide with Earth. (2 hours)
Yesterday (25)
- 12:00am The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn visits the Ffestiniog in Wales originally built to transport slate from mountain to coast and learns about Amsterdam Centraal - controversially built across the waterfront. (1 hour)
- 1:00am Forbidden History: The Oracles: Jamie Theakston journeys to Greece and Italy to hear the truth about oracles. These mysterious figures - such as the one at Delphi - reputedly spoke the word of the gods. (1 hour)
- 6:00am Impossible Engineering: Tesla Factory: This cutting-edge manufacturing plant in California produces an incredible 2,000 cars each week. So what links some enterprising Venetians to this operation? Find out. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 7:10am Impossible Engineering: Airlander 10 Airship: It's the world's largest aircraft, with the ability to stay airborne for five days and land anywhere on Earth. Hear the incredible story behind Airlander 10. (50 minutes)
ITVBe (26)
- 8:50am Be Beautiful: Freddy My Love: Make-up tutorial. Freddy My Love shows how to re-create Taylor Swift's famous red lips and curls look, complete with matching outfit. S2 Ep7 (10 minutes)
- 2:55pm Dinner Date: Rebecca: Rebecca is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. She will choose his dates based on the menus he most likes the look of. S10 Ep8 (1 hour)
- 3:55pm Dinner Date: Josh: Josh is given five menus, each made by a potential blind date. But which three will he choose to eat a meal with? S10 Ep7 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:00pm Dinner Date: Nadia: Nadia is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. She will choose her dates based on the menus she most likes the look of. S10 Ep6 (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Dinner Date: Brandon: Brandon is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. After dating three, who will be coming back for seconds? S10 Ep5 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dinner Date: Robbie: Dating series. Robbie from Hampshire dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S5 Ep26 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Jamie: Culinary dating series. Jamie from Sheffield selects three ladies to date based on their menus, but which of the women will impress him the most? S6 Ep15 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Botched: Pinched Perfect: US series. Paul helps a singer find his voice again by performing a rhinoplasty. The doctors assist a woman whose earlobes are stretched to almost two inches. S3 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Botched by Nature: This Little Piggy...: Reality series. The doctors see a woman who was disfigured when she was struck by lightning and a woman with misplaced toes on her feet. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Roads to Vegas: Subversive animated comedy. Brian and Stewie head off to Las Vegas using a teleporting machine, which malfunctions and creates two clones of themselves. S11 Ep22 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: Death by Dinner Party: Despite there being a serial killer on the loose, who specifically targets dinner parties, Francine hosts a dinner party for her friends. What could go wrong? S14 Ep8 (25 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: Paranoid Frandroid: Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news. Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement. S14 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 1:25am The Cleveland Show: Frapp Attack: Donna becomes jealous of Cleveland's bond with his colleague Tina. Cleveland Jr and Rallo's music video comes to the attention of a producer. S3 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 1:55am The Cleveland Show: American Prankster: When one of Rallo's pranks gets Cleveland Jr kicked out of the scouts, Cleveland rolls up his sleeves to teach him a lesson. S3 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 2:35pm Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Richard Ayoade, Katie McGlynn and Joe Swash all trying to 'say what they see'. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:10pm Turbo: A snail with the power of super-speed embarks on an extraordinary journey to compete in the world's fastest race, the Indianapolis 500. (1 hour)
- 5:15pm Turbo: A snail with the power of super-speed embarks on an extraordinary journey to compete in the world's fastest race, the Indianapolis 500. (45 minutes)
- 6:00pm Shrek: Animated adventure featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, 2001. An ogre sets out on an epic quest with a talking donkey to rescue a princess from an evil curse. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:10pm Shrek: Animated adventure featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, 2001. An ogre sets out on an epic quest with a talking donkey to rescue a princess from an evil curse. (40 minutes)
- 7:50pm Miss Congeniality II: Armed...: ...& Fabulous. Miss USA is kidnapped and the FBI's star Gracie Hart goes undercover in Las Vegas to investigate - where she decides to ignore orders and find them alone. (1 hour)
- 8:55pm Miss Congeniality II: Armed...: ...& Fabulous. Miss USA is kidnapped and the FBI's star Gracie Hart goes undercover in Las Vegas to investigate - where she decides to ignore orders and find them alone. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Hangover Part II: Comedy sequel starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2011. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug head to Thailand for Stu's wedding, but things quickly go awry. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:10pm The Hangover Part II: Comedy sequel starring Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, 2011. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug head to Thailand for Stu's wedding, but things quickly go awry. (1 hour)
E4+1 (28)
- 12:15am Celebrity Gogglebox USA: Gogglebox heads across the pond and steps into the homes of a selection of celebrity faces, including Sharon and Kelly Osbourne, Tyra Banks and Meghan Trainor. (Ep1, 11) (1 hour)
- 1:15am Gogglebox: Including Strictly Come Dancing, Planet Earth II, First Dates, Rillington Place, The Big Life Fix with Simon Reeve, When Phillip Met Prince Philip and White Christmas. (S8 Ep12) (1 hour)
- 2:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:10am Taskmaster: Comedy game show. Greg Davies' assistant Alex Horne is powerless in the face of Ed Gamble's creative vision. Plus: bare chests and bucking donkeys. (S9 Ep4, 10) (55 minutes)
- 4:05am First Dates Hotel: Pansexual bingo caller Nick and Harry Potter fan Lewis realise that they have a lot in common. Sharon and Andy go for an impromptu moonlit ghost hunt in the hotel's grounds. (S2 Ep5, 6) (55 minutes)
- 5:00am Schitt's Creek: Grad Night: Johnny and Stevie celebrate the motel being fully booked for the first time. David goes out on a date with Patrick. (S3 Ep13, 13) (25 minutes)
- 5:25am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when NASA ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation:g Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Mission: Impossible - Ghost...: ...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise starring Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 2:35am Gangs & Guns: Caught On Camera: A one-off special of the documentary series presented by Nick Wallis. This episode focuses on the streets of London as criminal acts are caught on the city's CCTV cameras. (S2 Ep 1) (50 minutes)
- 3:25am Neighbours: Both Chloe and Aaron want to know how Nicolettes meeting went with Ricardo, but get the sensation she is hiding something. (25 minutes)
- 8:25am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: When Neighbours Attack: Documentary series. Stories include an ex-paratrooper attacked with a knife and two feuding families who turned their whole street into a war zone. (S4 Ep 7) (50 minutes)
- 9:15am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: When Neighbours Spy. Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. With modern technology available to all, CCTV, video cameras and mobile phones have become essential kit. (S4 Ep 8) (1 hour)
Paramount Network (31)
- 12:00am Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. Using CCTV footage, journalist Nick Wallis looks into the crime wars being waged on the high streets and in our shopping centres across the country. (S2 Ep 2) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (33)
- 12:10am Happy Birthday Mr Bean: A celebratory documentary looking back at the 30 years since comedy legend Mr Bean landed on our screens. This documentary explores the magic behind this unlikely hero. (1 hour)
- 4:15am Lethal Weapon: A Whole Lotto Trouble: Cole and Murtaugh try to foil a gang running a lottery scam. Cole takes his daughter to work while Roger clashes with his father-in-law. S3 Ep3 (45 minutes)
- 7:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 8:05am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Save That Tree: Mr Bean climbs into his favourite tree to stop it from being chopped down. S3 Ep19 (15 minutes)
- 8:20am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. For Sale: Mrs Wicket is selling up and moving on...but what will happen to Mr Bean? S3 Ep20 (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Dibs Court: When a kid claims dibs on the Stump, Craig has no choice but to take the kid to dibs court. S1 Ep37 (20 minutes)
- 1:40pm James Martin's Great...: ...British Adventure. Pembrokeshire: James and Stephen head south to Pembrokeshire. James cooks up his Marloes Sands seafood parcel while Stephen tries his hand at chocolatiering. S1 Ep8 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:45pm Ainsley's Caribbean Kitchen: Grenada: Ainsley Harriott stops off in Grenada, also known as the spice island, for the next leg of his Caribbean tour. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm New: Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Emily Atack, Brenda Edwards and Martin Kemp all trying to 'say what they see'. (1 hour)
- 11:55pm The Nutty Professor: Comedy starring Eddie Murphy, 1996. A kind but awkward university professor creates a potion that physically transforms him into his polar opposite - the obnoxious Buddy Love. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Pick (34)
- 2:00am The Force: Essex: Anger Management: Reality series shining a light on modern policing in Essex and the challenges faced by officers as they confront a range of issues. (S4, ep 7) (1 hour)
- 3:00am Highway Patrol: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 3:30am Highway Patrol: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 19) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 19) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A bad-tempered drill worker returning home from Japan goes one step too far with officers, while a Californian woman hides something in her child's stroller. (S1, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A Korean bride-to-be tries to enter Canada as a tourist, and the Marine Enforcement Team tackles a massive Japanese freighter carrying an illegal passenger. (S1, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. The Inland Enforcement Team track down an alleged German sex offender, while a detector dog sniffs out trouble in an unclaimed suitcase from Dubai. (S1, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 6) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 7) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S3, ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S3, ep 19) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Force: Essex: No Place to Hide: A man threatens officers after being thrown out of a club. Plus, police chase a fleeing car and a driver's quick errand ends in disaster. (S4, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 1) (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 4:00pm Yorkshire: A Year in The Wild: Documentary series. Autumn is on hold as summer continues, with unexpectedly balmy conditions throwing a life line to the roe deer as they prepare for the winter ahead. (S2 Ep 3) (1 hour)
Challenge (46)
- 3:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Wheel of Fortune: Bradley Walsh hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Jenny Powell. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (S10, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (S10, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (S10, ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Chase Celebrity Specials: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:10am Kirstie and Phil's Love It...: ...or List It: In Somersham, Emily and Kris's three-bed semi is at bursting point with their growing family of five. Emily wants somewhere bigger but Kris still sees its potential. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:15am Naked Attraction: Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am Gogglebox Festive Special: The armchair critics have been watching all kinds of festive treats, from The Real Full Monty on Ice, to The Sound of Music, Penguins: Meet the Family, and Home Alone 2. (S16 Ep16) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 3:50am The Great Pottery Throw Down: The battle of clay returns with new host SiobhÂan McSweeney, as 12 of Britain's best home potters compete to become champion of the wheel. They throw a cheese set and port chalices. (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 11:30am Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: On day five, the coach boards a ferry from Mallorca to the Spanish mainland. Brendan arranges a day of fun on the high seas with caricature and dance classes. (Ep5, 30) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: The sunny reality travel show continues as the coach arrives in Valencia, where Brendan organises an explosive visit to the world famous science museum. (Ep6, 30) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: The battle for alpha male status heats up in a beach wrestling bout before everyone is tested at a waterfall abseil. (Ep7, 30) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: Brendan is in his element as he introduces the group to Segway polo before his nerves are tested with an accident during a cycle tour. (Ep8, 30) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: On the ninth day of the tour, Brendan and the group go wild on jet skis before chilling out at a luxury spa. (Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Junior Bake Off: Junior Bake Off returns for a new run, with Harry Hill, Liam Charles, new judge Ravneet Gill, and very talented young bakers. This episode features sponge, jelly and fantasy cakes. (S2 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Junior Bake Off: The new run continues. The young bakers must create the near impossible in biscuit form, and a masterpiece biscuit canvas inspired by their favourite artist. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Junior Bake Off: The young bakers have a lot to prove on bread day, with tricky shaping techniques in the Technical and sculptural sweet bread mythical creatures for the Showstopper. (S2 Ep3) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Junior Bake Off: On dessert day, the young bakers are asked to make a dessert with ultimate height and jiggle, shaped like an animal, for the Technical, and decorative trifles for the Showstopper. (S2 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Junior Bake Off: On pastry day, Liam asks the young bakers to recreate an unlikely object in pastry form, with a Caribbean spiced twist. And they make choux pastry scenes featuring themselves. (S2 Ep5) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Gogglebox Festive Special: The armchair critics have been watching all kinds of festive treats, from The Real Full Monty on Ice, to The Sound of Music, Penguins: Meet the Family, and Home Alone 2. (S16 Ep16) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 11:30pm 24 Hours in A&E: It's another hectic day at St George's as a patient is airlifted in after being knocked unconscious. And 78-year-old Ted has fallen down the stairs and seriously hurt his head. (S23 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
5SELECT (54)
- 1:05am The Yorkshire Vet: Observational documentary series. Alfie has suffered an unusual baking incident - the greedy but blind labrador has swallowed a spatula! (S3 Ep 2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 1:10am Agatha Christie's Marple: A Pocket Full of Rye: When a business magnate is killed, Miss Marple realises the circumstances of his death recall a nursery rhyme - but what does it mean? S4 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Agatha Christie's Marple: The Moving Finger: In the town of Lymstock, an outbreak of anonymous hate mail results in a woman's suicide. As the letters become more deadly, the village is thrown into turmoil. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Vera: Sandancers: Drama. Vera and the team investigate a murder at an army barracks. Sensing a connection to a death in Afghanistan, Vera uncovers the hidden trauma behind the crime. S2 Ep4 (2 hours)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 10:00am Rick Stein's Spain: Rick Stein's Spain (HD), 2: Rick continues his journey in the old camper van eastwards towards the Mediterranean, sampling great dishes and good hospitality along the way. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Expedition with Steve...: ...Backshall: Unpacked. Close Encounters: A look at close encounters with creatures, including the worlds largest land predator. Plus, close encounters in flooded caves and on sheer cliffs. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The lads face a trucking nightmare as they try to become HGV drivers. Jeremy also tries out a scary Porsche 911, while Michael Parkinson is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: The motoring show that really packs a punch. The boys each attempt to buy a pre-1982 car at auction before heading to a classic car rally. AC, DC's Brian Johnson guests. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 11:30am Rick Stein's Cornwall: 3, 15. Rick visits Combeshead Farm, a leading field-to-fork restaurant in Cornwall. (30 minutes)
- 7:50pm Casualty: 3, 30. An exhausted Will tries to make peace with the ED on his last day, Robyn does everything she can to help a conflicted patient, and Rash plucks up the courage to get himself a date. (40 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 2:35am The Truth about Boosting Your...: ...Immune System. The definitive guide to defending yourself against Covid-19 and other diseases. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Inside the Factory: Gregg Wallace visits a factory in rural Somerset that produces one million pots of yogurt every 24 hours, while Cherry Healey helps out with the UK's biggest blackcurrant harvest. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Pooch Perfect: 2, 8. This week's four dog groomers tackle a pack of Alaskan malamutes, the huge, hairy beasts that inspired the dire wolves in Game of Thrones. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Food & Drink: Health & Happiness: 6, 10. Tom Kerridge and Cyrus Todiwala look to reach the heady heights of happiness through healthy food. Joe Wadsack plays a blinder with his tips for healthy red wine. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm David Attenborough's Natural...: ...Curiosities. 5, 10. Research is revealing hidden plant senses, such as flowers that use electrical signals. (45 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Real Marigold Hotel: 2, 3. Celebrities test whether retirement in India is better than in the UK. The group start to settle into normal life in India and take a 150-mile trip to the Taj Mahal. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 3:15am Lethal Weapon: A Whole Lotto Trouble: Cole and Murtaugh try to foil a gang running a lottery scam. Cole takes his daughter to work while Roger clashes with his father-in-law. S3 Ep3 (45 minutes)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Save That Tree: Mr Bean climbs into his favourite tree to stop it from being chopped down. S3 Ep19 (15 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: For Sale: Mrs Wicket is selling up and moving on...but what will happen to Mr Bean? S3 Ep20 (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Dibs Court: When a kid claims dibs on the Stump, Craig has no choice but to take the kid to dibs court. S1 Ep37 (20 minutes)
- 12:40pm James Martin's Great British Adventure: Pembrokeshire: James and Stephen head south to Pembrokeshire. James cooks up his Marloes Sands seafood parcel while Stephen tries his hand at chocolatiering. S1 Ep8 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:45pm Ainsley's Caribbean Kitchen: Grenada: Ainsley Harriott stops off in Grenada, also known as the spice island, for the next leg of his Caribbean tour. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Emily Atack, Brenda Edwards and Martin Kemp all trying to 'say what they see'. (1 hour)
- 10:55pm The Nutty Professor: Comedy starring Eddie Murphy, 1996. A kind but awkward university professor creates a potion that physically transforms him into his polar opposite - the obnoxious Buddy Love. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 1:55am The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XIV: Homer kills the Grim Reaper, then takes his job. And when Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch breaks, they're the only ones left in real time. (S15 Ep1, 22) (25 minutes)
- 2:20am The Great: The Beard: New US comedy drama, loosely based on Catherine the Great. Catherine takes her first steps toward a coup, trying to seduce Orlo in order to recruit him to her cause. (Ep2, 10) (1 hour)
- 5:35am Coach Trip: Road to Marbs: On the ninth day of the tour, Brendan and the group go wild on jet skis before chilling out at a luxury spa. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15, 23) (25 minutes)
- 7:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (20 minutes)
- 7:35am The Simpsons: Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19, 21) (25 minutes)
- 8:00am The Simpsons: Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20, 21) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am The Simpsons: The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20, 25) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am The Simpsons: The President Wore Pearls: Principal Skinner cancels sport, art and music at the school to save cash, so the students go on strike, as do the police. Michael Moore guest stars. (S15 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Simpsons: The Regina Monologues: The Simpsons go to London with $1000 that Bart found. But Homer crashes the hire car into the Queen and gets locked in the Tower. Tony Blair guest stars. (S15 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump. So he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Escape to the Chateau: Make Do...: ...and Mend: Dick and Angel help a couple transform a Second World War air raid shelter into a beautiful craft room. Dick makes some ingenious finishing touches to his potting shed. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:30pm Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: (1989) Harrison Ford and Sean Connery star in the third film in Steven Spielberg's adventure franchise. Indy must rescue his kidnapped father before beating the Nazis to the Holy Grail. (2 hours 30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Equalizer 2: (2018) Action crime thriller sequel. Denzel Washington returns as Robert McCall, who's looking for revenge after his agency contact and friend is murdered. Bloody violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 3:00pm Yorkshire: A Year in The Wild: Documentary series. Autumn is on hold as summer continues, with unexpectedly balmy conditions throwing a life line to the roe deer as they prepare for the winter ahead. (S2 Ep 3) (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:20am Danger Mouse: Queen of the Weevils. Animated series. In trying to prove he does not believe in magic, Danger Mouse accidentally unleashes an evil magical queen into the world. (10 minutes)
- 9:40am Danger Mouse: Jeopardy Mouse. Animated series. When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world, Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart Jeopardy Mouse. (10 minutes)
- 9:50am Danger Mouse: The Return of Danger K. Animated series. When an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Odd Squad: The Void. Omar finds himself stuck in a mysterious void. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: Into the Odd Woods. Omar catches a case of Clown-i-tosis. (10 minutes)
- 11:45am Danny and Mick: Party Crashers. When Danny and Mick make a magician vanish, somebody's going to have to take his place. (15 minutes)
- 12:00pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Horrible Histories: Episode 11. Historical sketch show. Prime ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Secret Life of Boys: Oh, Baby. Corey struggles to bond with Bonnie, while Thane seems to be a baby expert. Chris struggles with his new role in the family and Robbie and Matt help him figure it out. (25 minutes)
- 3:00pm So Awkward: Mr Sicky Bear. Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Jas is excited to play Juliet in assembly, but when she gets sick Ollie tries to persuade Lily to take her part. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm So Awkward: Love Machine. Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas adapts some school software to create a love machine. (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm Horrible Histories: Episode 11. Historical sketch show. Prime ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler. (30 minutes)
- 5:55pm Odd Squad: Odd Beginnings, Part 3. Agents Opal and Omar uncover the location of a legendary odd artifact. (10 minutes)
- 6:05pm Odd Squad: Odd Beginnings, Part 4. Agents Opal and Omar uncover the location of a legendary odd artifact. (15 minutes)
- 7:05pm Danger Mouse: Sinister Mouse. Animated series. Has Danger Mouse finally met his match? An evil version of the hero escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback. (10 minutes)
- 7:15pm Danger Mouse: There's No Place Like Greenback. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. (15 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 7:15am Bing: PJ Party. Bing is sleeping at Sula's house but has forgotten Hoppity! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: Hose Pipe. Bing turns the garden hose on too fast, turning it into a big snake! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 8:00am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Great Potato Blunder. Animated series. When Peter hears about his father's greatest heist, he embarks on some high-risk highway robbery. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Octonauts: The Whale Shark. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his band of explorers. Dashi is swallowed by a whale shark so the Octonauts venture inside to rescue her. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:45am The Furchester Hotel: Space Alien Party. Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo must prove that two of the guests at Furchester Hotel are real space aliens. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 10:55am Andy's Safari Adventures: Andy and the Arctic Fox. Preschool wildlife series. Jen accidentally destroys a video of an Arctic fox, so Andy takes his safari-mobile to the Arctic to record new footage. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:50am Topsy and Tim: Family Tree. Live-action children's show. Grandma buys a housewarming present. It is a baby apple tree, and Topsy and Tim help to plant it in their garden. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:15pm Apple Tree House: Wobbly Teeth. Preschool drama series. Mali and Grandma Zainab remember silly things that scared them in the past, and David realises he shouldn't believe everything he hears. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:00pm Where in the World?: Hamza, Truc and Anushka: Truc Has a Little Sleep - at School. Preschool series. Three children from Jordan, Vietnam and India all have very busy days. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Andy's Baby Animals: Talking. Preschool wildlife series. Andy Day learns that lions aren't born with loud roars and penguin chicks can be heard by their mums amid 150,000 other penguins. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:55pm Olobob Top: Pic-Pic. Preschool animated series. When it starts raining, the Olobobs create Elesnorter, who blows the clouds away with his trunk and brings back the sun. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 2:50pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Spilled Milk. Animated series. When Peter, Lily and Benjamin accidentally spill Mittens's milk, they launch a daring mission to replace it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 4:35pm Treasure Champs: Perseverance. Kari wants to know how to windsurf like Barry. He says it's all about perseverance. She falls off time and time again, but eventually gets the hang of it. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:50pm Charlie and Lola: I Like My Hair Completely the Way it Is. Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with everyday topics. Lola does not want a haircut. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm Clangers: Small's New Star. The Iron Chicken dumps a huge bundle of unwanted junk metal on to the Clangers' planet. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Save That Tree: Mr Bean climbs into his favourite tree to stop it from being chopped down. S3 Ep19 (15 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. For Sale: Mrs Wicket is selling up and moving on...but what will happen to Mr Bean? S3 Ep20 (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Craig of the Creek: Dibs Court: When a kid claims dibs on the Stump, Craig has no choice but to take the kid to dibs court. S1 Ep37 (20 minutes)
- 9:25am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Royal Makeover: Animated antics. Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen. S1 Ep49 (15 minutes)
- 9:40am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Super Marrow: Animated antics. Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour - and there is prize money at stake... S1 Ep50 (15 minutes)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Running Battle: Animated antics. While at the start of a fun run, Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. S1 Ep51 (15 minutes)
- 10:10am The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Horrible Hostilities of the Homework Hydra: Can George and Harold destroy homework by making sure it was never invented in the first place? S1 Ep3 (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Path of Destruction: When a transporter carrying volatile cargo across a treacherous mountain pass requires assistance, Virgil and Gordon find Fuse trying to hijack it. S3 Ep3 (25 minutes)
- 5:05pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Royal Makeover: Animated antics. Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen. S1 Ep49 (15 minutes)
- 5:20pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Super Marrow: Animated antics. Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour - and there is prize money at stake... S1 Ep50 (15 minutes)
- 5:35pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. A Running Battle: Animated antics. While at the start of a fun run, Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. S1 Ep51 (10 minutes)
- 5:45pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Horrible Hostilities of the Homework Hydra: Can George and Harold destroy homework by making sure it was never invented in the first place? S1 Ep3 (25 minutes)
- 7:40pm Spy School: Operation Tea Time: Evil genius Goldfist has taken the nation's favourite drink hostage - can the Spy School cadets stop him from ruining tea forever? S1 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 8:25pm HOW: Vick, Sam and Frankie are feeling competitive as they find out how to race bugs, Sam gets gross when he asks how gruesome your face is, and food gets dangerous with Doctor HOW. S1 Ep8 (30 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:20am Danger Mouse: Queen of the Weevils. Animated series. In trying to prove he does not believe in magic, Danger Mouse accidentally unleashes an evil magical queen into the world. (10 minutes)
- 9:40am Danger Mouse: Jeopardy Mouse. Animated series. When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world, Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart Jeopardy Mouse. (10 minutes)
- 9:50am Danger Mouse: The Return of Danger K. Animated series. When an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Odd Squad: The Void. Omar finds himself stuck in a mysterious void. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: Into the Odd Woods. Omar catches a case of Clown-i-tosis. (10 minutes)
- 11:45am Danny and Mick: Party Crashers. When Danny and Mick make a magician vanish, somebody's going to have to take his place. (15 minutes)
- 12:00pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Horrible Histories: Episode 11. Historical sketch show. Prime ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Secret Life of Boys: Oh, Baby. Corey struggles to bond with Bonnie, while Thane seems to be a baby expert. Chris struggles with his new role in the family and Robbie and Matt help him figure it out. (25 minutes)
- 3:00pm So Awkward: Mr Sicky Bear. Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Jas is excited to play Juliet in assembly, but when she gets sick Ollie tries to persuade Lily to take her part. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm So Awkward: Love Machine. Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas adapts some school software to create a love machine. (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm Horrible Histories: Episode 11. Historical sketch show. Prime ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler. (30 minutes)
- 5:55pm Odd Squad: Odd Beginnings, Part 3. Agents Opal and Omar uncover the location of a legendary odd artifact. (10 minutes)
- 6:05pm Odd Squad: Odd Beginnings, Part 4. Agents Opal and Omar uncover the location of a legendary odd artifact. (15 minutes)
- 7:05pm Danger Mouse: Sinister Mouse. Animated series. Has Danger Mouse finally met his match? An evil version of the hero escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback. (10 minutes)
- 7:15pm Danger Mouse: There's No Place Like Greenback. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. (15 minutes)
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