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Saturday 18th September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 11:30am Nadiya's Family Favourites: 1, 8. Nadiya Hussain shows how to create dishes to complement any kind of day. This episode includes warming chai-spiced vermicelli and a feast of prawn saffron biryani. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bargain Hunt: 5, 15. Natasha Raskin Sharp is joined by experts Charles Hanson and Danny Sebastian and the red and blue teams in Brackley, Northamptonshire. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm Casualty: A surprise reunion and an unexpected betrayal force Jade to question whether the ED is really the place for her. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 8:05am Planet Defenders: Jack and Rewilding. Environmentalist Jack Harries investigates the impact of rewilding projects in the UK. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 8:30am Supersized Earth: 2, 3. Documentary exploring how humans have transformed our world in a generation. Dallas Campbell explores how we can travel further and faster than ever. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Serengeti II: 4, 6. As tensions rise, it's a dangerous time to be born. Old enemies cause trouble for the lions and baboons, while the hyenas make life hard for the jackals and the leopard cubs. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Nigel Slater's Middle East: Turkey: Nigel Slater visits Turkey, home to one of the world's grandest cuisines. Nigel discovers a vast and varied landscape, rich with tradition and local flavour. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Animals with Cameras: 2, 4. Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan leads a team using specially designed on-board cameras to film groundbreaking new behaviour in some of Australia's most iconic creatures. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:30pm A House Through Time: 2, 4. A ruthless factory owner is hit by an arson attack, a pacifist couple make a stand and one man sets sail for a life on the glamourous Atlantic liners. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Saving Lives at Sea: 4, 10. A desperate 999 call alerts the crew to a bait digger in danger of being swept out to sea. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Giraffes: Africa's Gentle Giants: Documentary. In a daring mission, Dr Julian Fennessy and a determined Ugandan team plan to round up 20 giraffes to take across the Nile River and beyond to safety. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm Detroit: Dramatisation of an infamous police brutality incident from the 1967 Detroit race riots. Contains very strong language, prolonged violence and disturbing scenes. Also in HD. (2 hours 15 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Crosscut: Scott rushes in with Thunderbird 1 to check out an unusual radiation spike from a remote corner of Africa. S1 Ep4 (25 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Bean's Bounty: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. A local archaeology dig inspires Mr. Bean to go hunting for treasure. S1 Ep4 (10 minutes)
- 7:30am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Artful Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean gets a real bug for painting. S1 Ep5 (15 minutes)
- 8:55am Craig of the Creek: Return of the Honeysuckle Rangers: Animated comedy. Craig discovers that the Honeysuckle Rangers have snuck into his side of the Creek to steal his most prized possession. S2 Ep3 (15 minutes)
- 9:10am Craig of the Creek: Fort Williams: Animated comedy. When Craig can't go to the Creek, he and his mum decide to build the biggest blanket fort in the world. S2 Ep4 (15 minutes)
- 11:40am New: Ainsley's Good Mood Food: Eggs: Ainsley is Egg-xited to explore the wonderful world of eggs. He kicks things off with a delicious breakfast hash with nduja and kale for a spicy start to the day. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 12:40pm James Martin's American Adventure: New Orleans: James Martin drives into New Orleans for a foodie hit in the city nicknamed 'The Big Easy'. The visit includes redfish for lunch and a po'boy sandwich. S1 Ep6 (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm New: Celebrity Catchphrase: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Joe Lycett, Chizzy Akudolu and Nick Knowles all trying to guess the well-known phrases. (1 hour)
- 7:30pm New: The Cube: Father and son team, Ade and KK, are hoping their blend of youth and experience will prove to be a winning combination. S11 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:35pm 22 Jump Street: Comedy sequel starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, 2014. Incompetent cops Schmidt and Jenko return for an undercover assignment at a local college. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 6:00am The King of Queens: Tank Heaven: Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a 'babe magnet'. (25 minutes)
- 6:25am The King of Queens: Altar Ego: When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. (25 minutes)
- 7:55am Frasier: The Placeholder: Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann. (25 minutes)
- 8:20am Frasier: I'm Listening: Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news he accuses his son of eavesdropping. (30 minutes)
- 8:50am Frasier: Maris Returns (Part 1, 2): Niles's ex-wife Maris needs his help. Can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne? (30 minutes)
- 9:20am The Simpsons: Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:50am The Simpsons: Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
- 10:20am The Simpsons: Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
- 10:50am The Simpsons: The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:20am The Simpsons: Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:50am The Simpsons: The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed: Ned Flanders invites the Simpsons on his church trip to the Holy Land. But Homer fails to take a proper interest in the history and culture. (S21 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Tool Club: Michael Underwood hosts a new show giving people the skills and confidence to tackle DIY challenges themselves. The experts help to turn an old coach into a school library. (1 hour)
- 8:30pm New: Bettany Hughes' Treasures...: ...of the World: Gibraltar: Bettany Hughes visits the mysterious Vanguard Cave to see the world's first Neanderthal art, and comes face-to-face with a cheeky Barbary macaque monkey. (Ep3, 5) (1 hour)
- 9:30pm Deadpool: (2016) Marvel's adult action-comedy starring Ryan Reynolds. A wisecracking ex-soldier seeks vengeance against the mutants who made him superhuman. Violence, sex, strong language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:05am Peppa Pig: Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) (5 minutes)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. (S5 Ep 24) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) (5 minutes)
- 7:25am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Daddy Pig causes chaos when he improves Rebecca and Richard Rabbit's marble run game and the marble rolls into the lounge. (S6 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
- 10:25am Friends: Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome man. Joey's lie about his dancing skills backfires on him at an audition. (S3 Ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 10:55am Friends: When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide that they should remain friends - with dire results. (S3 Ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 11:25am Friends: Phoebe's former singing partner wants to make a hit of her signature song, Smelly Cat. Chandler dates a beautiful woman with a prosthetic leg. (S3 Ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Friends: Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat, and Ross goes with another woman after a fight with Rachel. (S3 Ep 15) (25 minutes)
- 12:20pm Friends: After Ross wakes up to find Chloe in bed with him, Rachel arrives to tell him how much she loves him. (S3 Ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: It's spring in 1938, and James's parents are overjoyed when he's offered a position at his old mentor's forward-thinking practice in Glasgow. (S2 Ep 1) (1 hour)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am Bob's Burgers: L'il Hard Dad: Animated comedy. Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter, but when it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer. S5 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 12:55am Bob's Burgers: Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting: Animated comedy. A wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louise was charged with watching escapes out of the Belchers' front door. S5 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 1:20am Superstore: Election Day: Amy and Jonah are upset when the company sends out biased voter pamphlets on election day. Mateo is forced to hide his undocumented status. S2 Ep8 (25 minutes)
- 1:45am Superstore: Seasonal Help: Misbehaving employees are hired during the Christmas season, including Amy's husband. Glenn seeks out a Santa for the store. S2 Ep9 (25 minutes)
- 6:30am Love Bites: Singletons Freddie, David and Andy join Scarlett in the kitchen of love. Using just their culinary skills, the three lads will battle it out to win a date with 27-year-old Danika. S1 Ep19 (1 hour)
- 7:30am Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (50 minutes)
- 8:20am Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 9:20am Dress To Impress: Guys from Manchester, Liverpool and Doncaster compete for the affections of property developer Chelsea. S2 Ep4 (55 minutes)
- 10:15am Dress To Impress: Three guys in Manchester hope to win the affections of vintage clothes fan Tanya. S2 Ep5 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:00pm Alvin and the Chipmunks:...: ...Chipwrecked. Part-animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee, 2011. While aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes are accidentally thrown overboard. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:10pm Alvin and the Chipmunks:...: ...Chipwrecked. Part-animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee, 2011. While aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes are accidentally thrown overboard. (35 minutes)
- 2:45pm Liar Liar: Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney, 1997. When a lawyer's son wishes for him to tell nothing but the truth for 24 hours, the wish comes true and the truth sets him free. (1 hour)
- 3:50pm Liar Liar: Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney, 1997. When a lawyer's son wishes for him to tell nothing but the truth for 24 hours, the wish comes true and the truth sets him free. (40 minutes)
- 4:40pm Despicable Me: Family comedy featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A supervillain is forced to deal with a new threat to his villainy and three adorable adopted daughters. (1 hour)
- 5:45pm Despicable Me: Family comedy featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A supervillain is forced to deal with a new threat to his villainy and three adorable adopted daughters. (45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Family Guy: Trump Guy: Peter's new job as the White House Press Secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Bri, Robot: Brian worries about his ongoing legacy, so Stewie creates a robot clone of him as a living biography. Elsewhere, Peter begins work at a massage parlour. S18 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Pal Stewie: Stewie finally makes a friend his own age, but will it last? Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go on a course about self-empowerment. S18 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Old Stan in the Mountain: When Stan's secret hatred for the elderly gets out, a hex is placed on him that turns him into an old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip. S8 Ep11 (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Virtual In-Stanity: Animated comedy series. After realising that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son. S8 Ep5 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:45am One-Hit Wonders at the BBC: Compilation of hits by artists virtually unheard of again, including Peter Sarstedt, Trio, Phyllis Nelson and The New Radicals, which explores the one-hit wonder phenomenon. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:45am Motherland: 3, 5. Julia feels ignored, while Amanda endures Mother's Day lunch with her mother Felicity. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:15am A Touch of Frost: Dancing in the Dark: Police drama series. False passports and murder draw Inspector Jack Frost and his new assistant into a tragic case of lust, greed and death. S11 Ep2 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 6:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: Tyrone's jealousy resurfaces when Phill re-enters Fiz's life. Freda breaks the news of Norris's death to his friends. Alya turns to Zeedan for help after a costly blunder. (3 hours 40 minutes)
- 9:40am Carry On...Follow That Camel: British comedy starring Phil Silvers and Kenneth Williams, 1967. An unjustly disgraced aristocrat joins the Foreign Legion and comes across a fort full of nervous legionnaires. (2 hours)
- 11:40am Inspector Morse: Happy Families: When a business tycoon is murdered at his country mansion, his wife and sons fall under suspicion. Meanwhile, Morse becomes the unwitting victim of a hate campaign. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 1:55pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Hollow: A weekend house party is interrupted when a guest is found dying, with his wife holding a gun. But who shot him? S9 Ep4 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 4:00pm Midsomer Murders: Four Funerals and a Wedding: Barnaby uncovers a decades-old battle of the sexes when an ageing feminist and a misogynist vicar are murdered. But whose side is the killer on? S9 Ep8 (2 hours)
- 6:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Miniature Murders: The worlds of miniature doll houses and real houses collide when prolific real estate agent Alexander Beauvoisin is murdered in front of a crowd. S21 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Sword of Guillaume: Barnaby heads to Brighton where a property developer is beheaded at a fair. But what's the connection to a lady desperate to preserve her family line? S13 Ep1 (2 hours)
Sky Arts (11)
- 4:00am Thomas Hardy: Fate,...: ...Exclusion And Tragedy. New. The life story of the Tess of the d'Urbervilles author, examining the hardships that fuelled his transformation into one of the most celebrated poets. (1 hour)
- 5:00am The Eighties: The Reagan Revolution: A look at the personalities and events of Reagan's two terms in the White House - both landmark legislative achievements and political setbacks. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 8:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Turn the Tide: Criminal lawyer Slade has his reasons for wanting his colleague dead. He meticulously plans the perfect murder. But there's one thing that he overlooks. (S6, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Dirty Detail: Vietnam veteran Fred Pearson is a broken man after years of punishment from his sergeant. But years later, he gets his chance for revenge. (S7, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Best Chess Player In The World: To prove he is a gifted chess player, a man explains how he planned the perfect murder after discovering his wife was unfaithful. (S7, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Proxy: Three men are being blackmailed by a woman for money. One day she is found murdered and the three worry that they will be suspected. Her chauffeur, however, has a plan. (S7, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Have a Nice Death: A successful writer is being hounded by the feminist movement over his books. If only he was at home with his wife everything would be all right. Wouldn't it? (S7, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Discovering: Foo Fighters: Documentary charting the rise of rock band Foo Fighters, from their debut album, consisting solely of Dave Grohl's solo recordings, to their sell-out tours and beyond. (S3, ep 10) (30 minutes)
E4 (13)
- 12:15am Naked Attraction: Having exhausted Cornwall's dating pool, Millie hopes to finally wave goodbye to laidback surfers. And Alex the window cleaner seeks someone who'll take a shine to his fit body. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:20am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Death by Magic, I'm a Celebrity, Dynasties, The Chase: Celebrity Special, Mrs Wilson, and How to Spend It Well with Phillip Schofield? (S12 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:25am First Dates: Will romance blossom between glam Rachel and unlucky-in-love Alan, as they discuss her experiences of living with OCD? And will Jess like Ross's cheesy jokes more than Regan did? (S2 Ep6, 8) (55 minutes)
- 3:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:45am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ding Dong: Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event. (S7 Ep7) (25 minutes)
- 4:10am The Goldbergs: Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) (25 minutes)
- 4:35am The Goldbergs: This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) (25 minutes)
- 6:15am Melissa & Joey: Young Love: Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lego Masters Australia: Brand new series - Duplicate Classic Movie Scene: The teams have eight hours to replicate the DeLorean from Back to the Future, then have ten hours to recreate a classic movie scene. (Ep7) (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 12:10pm Young Sheldon: Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10) (30 minutes)
- 12:40pm Young Sheldon: A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony: George Sr and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding. (S3 Ep11) (30 minutes)
- 1:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:10pm Independence Day: (1996) Sci-fi action-thriller with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who have begun destroying Earth's cities and stripping its resources. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 9:00pm Celebrity Gogglebox: What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Gogglebox: This time on the 'Box, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman (Kim Kardashian), Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and Good Morning Britain featuring Nigel Farage. (S16 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:05am The Huntsman: Winter's War: (2016) Dark fairy-tale action-adventure. Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain, Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt star in a story of evil queens and ill-fated lovers. Violence. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 7:00am The King of Queens: Tank Heaven: Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a 'babe magnet'. (25 minutes)
- 7:25am The King of Queens: Altar Ego: When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. (25 minutes)
- 8:55am Frasier: The Placeholder: Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann. (25 minutes)
- 9:20am Frasier: I'm Listening: Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news he accuses his son of eavesdropping. (30 minutes)
- 9:50am Frasier: Maris Returns (Part 1, 2): Niles's ex-wife Maris needs his help. Can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne? (30 minutes)
- 10:20am The Simpsons: Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:50am The Simpsons: Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:20am The Simpsons: Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:50am The Simpsons: The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:20pm The Simpsons: Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm The Simpsons: The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed: Ned Flanders invites the Simpsons on his church trip to the Holy Land. But Homer fails to take a proper interest in the history and culture. (S21 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Tool Club: Michael Underwood hosts a new show giving people the skills and confidence to tackle DIY challenges themselves. The experts help to turn an old coach into a school library. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm New: Bettany Hughes' Treasures...: ...of the World: Gibraltar: Bettany Hughes visits the mysterious Vanguard Cave to see the world's first Neanderthal art, and comes face-to-face with a cheeky Barbary macaque monkey. (Ep3, 5) (1 hour)
- 10:30pm Deadpool: (2016) Marvel's adult action-comedy starring Ryan Reynolds. A wisecracking ex-soldier seeks vengeance against the mutants who made him superhuman. Violence, sex, strong language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 12:10am Father Ted: Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is wise, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it? (S1 Ep6) (35 minutes)
- 12:45am Father Ted: Tentacles of Doom: With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3, 10) (30 minutes)
- 1:15am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode from St George's focuses on patients treated on a busy summer evening. Student George is sent for an urgent brain scan following a fight at a party. (S9 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am 24 Hours in A&E: Part-time DJ Tony, who's 70, arrives at St George's hospital after a high-speed bicycle accident. He was training for a 100-mile charity bike ride when he had his crash. (S9 Ep6, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am Father Ted: Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is wise, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it? (S1 Ep6) (30 minutes)
- 8:55am Food Unwrapped: Some favourite investigations. Jimmy Doherty looks at how squid and chips could become our national dish. Kate Quilton reports on kangaroo meat. Matt Tebbutt investigates pesto. (S17 Ep3) (40 minutes)
- 6:55pm Great Canal Journeys: Brand new series: Sheila Hancock and Gyles Brandreth boat the beautiful Peak Forest Canal, where they have a go at dry stone walling and discover the hatting history of Denton. (S13 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on the importance of having someone to love and support us when life gets tough. Gerald, who's 66, has fallen from his loft and down two flights of stairs. (S9 Ep5, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on love between patients and their nearest and dearest. Sir John Cockburn, 89, has acute abdominal pain. Niall, 10, has broken his arm falling from a tree. (S10 Ep1, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Range Rover: Three best friends engaged in the world of international car 'flipping' - where cars are quickly resold for profit in Lincolnshire. The opening episode focuses on Range Rovers. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul: Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Richard heads to the US to compare F1 and NASCAR. Jeremy and James travel to Beijing to probe China's car industry. And future host Matt Le Blanc stops by. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: High-octane entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the Sweeney movie, taking charge of the film's climactic car chase. Ryan Reynolds guests. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Border Force America's Gatekeepers: Officers discover UPS packages lined with drugs. A 14-year-old runaway is picked up at the Gateway to the Americas Bridge. A mother is caught trying to smuggle marijuana. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 1:10am Waking the Dead: Double Bind: Trevor Eve and Sue Johnston star in the compelling mystery series. A decomposed body is discovered buried in a Hampstead garden, while a convicted murderer escapes. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: The Brokenwood Mysteries: The Witches of Brokenwood: The Brokenwood Health Retreat becomes unhealthy for one unfortunate visitor, leaving the team of detectives with a difficult case to solve. (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Silent Witness: Close to Home: The body of a missing teenager is found and ambitious DCI Claire Ashby is committed to proving the guilt of her main suspect, a local locksmith. (2 hours 15 minutes)
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- 1:00pm Murder She Wrote: Jessica's old friend, NYPD Detective Lt. O'Malley (Pat Hingle), investigates the suspicious suicide of a wealthy New York developer's wife. (S6 Ep 18) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Murder She Wrote: Jessica's old friend, former jewel thief turned insurance agent Dennis Stanton (Keith Michell), becomes involved in a high-society murder. (S6 Ep 19) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series. Attending her cousin's wedding in Texas, Jessica finds more than the usual pre-nuptial jitters when the bridegroom is murdered. (S6 Ep 20) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series. The corpse of a mysterious seafaring man with a wooden leg appears on Jessica's living-room floor - with a key to her house in his pocket. (S6 Ep 21) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Murder She Wrote: While trying to break out of prison, a man is killed and his daughter sues Jessica for his death and for providing false testimony that landed him in jail. (S7 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Murder She Wrote: When Jessica suffers a broken arm, she hires a typist to meet her deadline, but she must clear the woman of a murder charge. (S7 Ep 2) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Murder She Wrote: A contested divorce settlement involves insurance investigator Dennis Stanton in a complex enquiry into a wealthy attorney's murder. (S7 Ep3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Murder She Wrote: Jessica searches for the truth surrounding a 16-year-old murder case at the request of a dying Pulitzer Prize-winning author. (S7 Ep4) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Range Rover: Three best friends engaged in the world of international car 'flipping' - where cars are quickly resold for profit in Lincolnshire. The opening episode focuses on Range Rovers. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul: Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Richard heads to the US to compare F1 and NASCAR. Jeremy and James travel to Beijing to probe China's car industry. And future host Matt Le Blanc stops by. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: High-octane entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the Sweeney movie, taking charge of the film's climactic car chase. Ryan Reynolds guests. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Border Force America's Gatekeepers: Officers discover UPS packages lined with drugs. A 14-year-old runaway is picked up at the Gateway to the Americas Bridge. A mother is caught trying to smuggle marijuana. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 11:00pm Platoon: Oscar-winning war drama starring Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, 1986. A young soldier in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted by the horrors of war. (1 hour)
Yesterday (26)
- 1:00am Impossible Engineering: The Falkirk Wheel: The Falkirk wheel is the first and only rotating boat lift, capable of moving 600 tonnes of boat and water over a 25-metre height difference in just minutes. (1 hour)
- 2:00am Impossible Engineering: Stratolaunch: Stratolaunch is designed to lift rockets, spacecraft and experimental high-speed hypersonic planes into the stratosphere, then release them for their onward journey into space. (1 hour)
- 10:00am The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn explores disused tube station Down Street in Mayfair that played a crucial tactical role during WWII and tours Rotterdam's new centraal station with its designer. (1 hour)
- 11:00am The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn visits the Ffestiniog in Wales originally built to transport slate from mountain to coast and learns about Amsterdam Centraal. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn goes behind the scenes at London's Kings Cross station and finds out about the disused funicular railway hidden in the Avon Gorge in Bristol. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn visits the Ribblehead Viaduct in the Yorkshire Dales and tours the breath-taking stations of the Hungerbergbahn in Innsbruck. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Newcastle: Tim Dunn takes to the tracks in Newcastle to explore a city rich in railway architecture. He also looks at two recording breaking structures in Scotland. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm dinnerladies: monday: The first episode of Victoria Wood's superb sitcom. Jean chooses padded balconettes, Stan sorts out his carpet tacks and Norman fails to deliver any granary torpedoes! (40 minutes)
- 8:40pm dinnerladies: royals: More canteen kitchen antics with Victoria Wood's loveable kitchen staff. The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Anita worries about a smooth bustline. (40 minutes)
- 9:20pm dinnerladies: scandal: Victoria Wood's brilliant entry into the world of sitcom. Julie Walters plays Bren's mum, who causes mayhem in the office with her ill-considered romance with toyboy Clint. (40 minutes)
- 11:30pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Tim Dunn explores disused tube station Down Street in Mayfair that played a crucial tactical role during WWII and tours Rotterdam's new centraal station with its designer. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 8:50am Be Beautiful: Sabrina Britton: Make-up tutorial. Make-up vlogger Sabrina Britton - aka LoveLaughandMakeup - shows how to pull off a Twiggy-inspired sixties look. S1 Ep12 (10 minutes)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Wesley: Culinary dating show. Wesley from York chooses three dates from five mouth-watering menus. When the three dates are over, who will he want to see for seconds? S5 Ep4 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Dead Dog Walking: Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision. S18 Ep2 (25 minutes)
- 12:25am American Dad!: Wheels and the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key: Animated series. Stan joins Roger's fictional detective agency, but the hapless CIA agent proves to be extremely incompetent. S8 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: The Unbrave One: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Steve attempts to impress his father by becoming more macho. Meanwhile, Francine goes through an identity crisis. S8 Ep8 (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:10am Naked Attraction: Edinburgh musician Jamie is tired of the life of groupies and flings and seeks a deeper connection. Jasmin from Bognor has ME and needs acceptance from a new lover. (S4 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:15am Naked Attraction: Having exhausted Cornwall's dating pool, Millie hopes to finally wave goodbye to laidback surfers. And Alex the window cleaner seeks someone who'll take a shine to his fit body. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Death by Magic, I'm a Celebrity, Dynasties, The Chase: Celebrity Special, Mrs Wilson, and How to Spend It Well with Phillip Schofield? (S12 Ep14) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am First Dates: Will romance blossom between glam Rachel and unlucky-in-love Alan, as they discuss her experiences of living with OCD? And will Jess like Ross's cheesy jokes more than Regan did? (S2 Ep6, 8) (55 minutes)
- 4:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:45am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ding Dong: Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event. (S7 Ep7) (25 minutes)
- 5:10am The Goldbergs: Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) (25 minutes)
- 5:35am The Goldbergs: This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) (25 minutes)
- 7:15am Melissa & Joey: Young Love: Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21, 30) (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lego Masters Australia: Brand new series - Duplicate Classic Movie Scene: The teams have eight hours to replicate the DeLorean from Back to the Future, then have ten hours to recreate a classic movie scene. (Ep7) (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 1:10pm Young Sheldon: Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10) (30 minutes)
- 1:40pm Young Sheldon: A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony: George Sr and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding. (S3 Ep11) (30 minutes)
- 2:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:10pm Independence Day: (1996) Sci-fi action-thriller with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who have begun destroying Earth's cities and stripping its resources. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 10:00pm Celebrity Gogglebox: What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
4Music (30)
- 9:00pm Taskmaster: Comedy game show. The comics are shaken and stirred by a very tricky task. Mawaan Rizwan learns a lesson about waterfowl. And Richard Herring wrings out a wet sock. (S10 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Taskmaster: Comedy game show. Mawaan Rizwan masters remote control cars. Katherine Parkinson is baffled by a giant marble. Can Daisy May Cooper decipher Richard Herring's mysterious messages? (S10 Ep7) (1 hour)
5STAR (31)
- 3:00am Neighbours: Toadie feels compelled to be at Melanie's side while she recovers from an accident; Evelyn seems disinterested in Sheila's attempts to make amends. (30 minutes)
- 3:30am Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (25 minutes)
ITV +1 (34)
- 7:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Crosscut: Scott rushes in with Thunderbird 1 to check out an unusual radiation spike from a remote corner of Africa. S1 Ep4 (25 minutes)
- 8:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Bean's Bounty: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. A local archaeology dig inspires Mr. Bean to go hunting for treasure. S1 Ep4 (10 minutes)
- 8:30am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Artful Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean gets a real bug for painting. S1 Ep5 (15 minutes)
- 9:55am Craig of the Creek: Return of the Honeysuckle Rangers: Animated comedy. Craig discovers that the Honeysuckle Rangers have snuck into his side of the Creek to steal his most prized possession. S2 Ep3 (15 minutes)
- 10:10am Craig of the Creek: Fort Williams: Animated comedy. When Craig can't go to the Creek, he and his mum decide to build the biggest blanket fort in the world. S2 Ep4 (15 minutes)
- 12:40pm New: Ainsley's Good Mood Food: Eggs: Ainsley is Egg-xited to explore the wonderful world of eggs. He kicks things off with a delicious breakfast hash with nduja and kale for a spicy start to the day. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 1:40pm James Martin's American Adventure: New Orleans: James Martin drives into New Orleans for a foodie hit in the city nicknamed 'The Big Easy'. The visit includes redfish for lunch and a po'boy sandwich. S1 Ep6 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Celebrity Catchphrase: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Joe Lycett, Chizzy Akudolu and Nick Knowles all trying to guess the well-known phrases. (1 hour)
- 8:30pm New: The Cube: Father and son team, Ade and KK, are hoping their blend of youth and experience will prove to be a winning combination. S11 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 11:35pm 22 Jump Street: Comedy sequel starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, 2014. Incompetent cops Schmidt and Jenko return for an undercover assignment at a local college. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Pick (35)
- 2:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 13) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 14) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 10) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 10) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm BritCam: Emergency On...: ...Our Streets. Bailiffs Ben and Debbie go door knocking in Worthing, while PCs Matt and Tony feel the pressure when they battle to clear a burning building. (8, 10) (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:05am Peppa Pig: Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) (5 minutes)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. (S5 Ep 24) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) (5 minutes)
- 8:25am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Daddy Pig causes chaos when he improves Rebecca and Richard Rabbit's marble run game and the marble rolls into the lounge. (S6 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
- 11:25am Friends: Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome man. Joey's lie about his dancing skills backfires on him at an audition. (S3 Ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Friends: When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide that they should remain friends - with dire results. (S3 Ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 12:25pm Friends: Phoebe's former singing partner wants to make a hit of her signature song, Smelly Cat. Chandler dates a beautiful woman with a prosthetic leg. (S3 Ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm Friends: Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat, and Ross goes with another woman after a fight with Rachel. (S3 Ep 15) (25 minutes)
- 1:20pm Friends: After Ross wakes up to find Chloe in bed with him, Rachel arrives to tell him how much she loves him. (S3 Ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: It's spring in 1938, and James's parents are overjoyed when he's offered a position at his old mentor's forward-thinking practice in Glasgow. (S2 Ep 1) (1 hour)
Challenge (47)
- 7:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S8, ep 12) (1 hour)
- 8:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S8, ep 13) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Jim Bowen hosts the dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge to win prizes. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Chase Celebrity Specials: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks celebrities to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)
4seven (48)
- 12:10am Celebrity Gogglebox: Gogglebox families and famous friends, including Mo Gilligan, Jourdan Dunn and Ashley Banjo, have been watching Changing Rooms, Married at First Sight UK and BBC News on football racism. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:30pm Changing Rooms: In Fareham, Kerry and Sophie want a bedroom that oozes personality and colour, while Keith and Kath dream of something exciting and bold for their lifeless living room. (S1 Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 9:30pm Help: Drama set in a fictional Liverpool care home at the onset of Covid-19. A young carer (Jodie Comer) who bonds with a patient (Stephen Graham) is put to the test in horrifying circumstances. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 11:35pm 24 Hours in A&E: George, who's 70, has impaled his eye on a piece of driftwood. Debby, who's 59, has cut her hand on her lawnmower. And eight-year-old Phoebe has scissors stuck in her thigh. (S12 Ep6, 21) (1 hour 5 minutes)
5SELECT (55)
- 12:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: James Herriot follows his dream to become a vet in the magnificent Yorkshire Dales. He soon discovers that treating the animals is as much about treating their owners. (S1 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: Remake of the veterinary drama. Skeldale House descends into chaos with the arrival of Siegfried's wayward brother Tristan. Helen provides James with a reason to stay in the Dales. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: Remake of the classic veterinary drama. Siegfried hopes to bag the job of Attending Vet at Darrowby Racecourse, by buttering up the head of the race course, General Ransom. (S1 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: Remake of the classic veterinary drama. James is alarmed to receive a call from Mrs Pumphrey who fears her beloved dog Tricki Woo is dying. (S1 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm All Creatures Great and Small: Remake of the classic veterinary drama. It's the Darrowby Show and James is pleased as punch that he has been given the honour of Attending Vet. (S1 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 12:05am Maigret: Maigret Sets a Trap: Chief Inspector Maigret is forced to take drastic action to bring a dangerous serial killer in Montmartre to justice. S1 Ep6 (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Sword of Guillaume: Barnaby heads to Brighton where a property developer is beheaded at a fair. But what's the connection to a lady desperate to preserve her family line? S13 Ep1 (2 hours)
Drama +1 (73)
- 2:10am Waking the Dead: Double Bind: Trevor Eve and Sue Johnston star in the compelling mystery series. A decomposed body is discovered buried in a Hampstead garden, while a convicted murderer escapes. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 7:00pm New: The Brokenwood Mysteries: The Witches of Brokenwood: The Brokenwood Health Retreat becomes unhealthy for one unfortunate visitor, leaving the team of detectives with a difficult case to solve. (2 hours)
- 10:00pm Silent Witness: Close to Home: The body of a missing teenager is found and ambitious DCI Claire Ashby is committed to proving the guilt of her main suspect, a local locksmith. (2 hours 15 minutes)
More4+1 (86)
- 12:05am Emergency Helicopter Medics: The air ambulance teams race to save the life of one motorcyclist, and help another who may have a serious spinal injury. Plus: a woman has been kicked in the face by her horse. (S1 Ep1, 10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:10am Father Ted: Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is wise, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it? (S1 Ep6) (35 minutes)
- 1:45am Father Ted: Tentacles of Doom: With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3, 10) (30 minutes)
- 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode from St George's focuses on patients treated on a busy summer evening. Student George is sent for an urgent brain scan following a fight at a party. (S9 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:20am 24 Hours in A&E: Part-time DJ Tony, who's 70, arrives at St George's hospital after a high-speed bicycle accident. He was training for a 100-mile charity bike ride when he had his crash. (S9 Ep6, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:25am Father Ted: Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is wise, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it? (S1 Ep6) (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Food Unwrapped: Some favourite investigations. Jimmy Doherty looks at how squid and chips could become our national dish. Kate Quilton reports on kangaroo meat. Matt Tebbutt investigates pesto. (S17 Ep3) (40 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:00pm Animals with Cameras: 2, 4. Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan leads a team using specially designed on-board cameras to film groundbreaking new behaviour in some of Australia's most iconic creatures. (1 hour)
- 4:30pm A House Through Time: 2, 4. A ruthless factory owner is hit by an arson attack, a pacifist couple make a stand and one man sets sail for a life on the glamourous Atlantic liners. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Saving Lives at Sea: 4, 10. In London, the RNLI rush to the rescue of a man in the water in the Thames, while in Fleetwood a desperate 999 call alerts the crew to a man in danger of being swept out to sea. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Giraffes: Africa's Gentle Giants: Documentary. In a daring mission, Dr Julian Fennessy and a determined Ugandan team plan to round up 20 giraffes to take across the Nile River and beyond to safety. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm Detroit: Dramatisation of an infamous police brutality incident from the 1967 Detroit race riots. Contains very strong language, prolonged violence and disturbing scenes. (2 hours 15 minutes)
ITV HD (103)
- 6:30pm New: Celebrity Catchphrase: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Joe Lycett, Chizzy Akudolu and Nick Knowles all trying to guess the well-known phrases. (1 hour)
- 7:30pm New: The Cube: Father and son team, Ade and KK, are hoping their blend of youth and experience will prove to be a winning combination. S11 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:35pm 22 Jump Street: Comedy sequel starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, 2014. Incompetent cops Schmidt and Jenko return for an undercover assignment at a local college. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 6:05am Peppa Pig: Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) (5 minutes)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. (S5 Ep 24) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) (5 minutes)
- 7:25am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Daddy Pig causes chaos when he improves Rebecca and Richard Rabbit's marble run game and the marble rolls into the lounge. (S6 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: The Spy Who Came in with a Cold. Animated series. The Baron releases a new strain of elephant flu. Can DM and Penfold find the cure before everyone is turned into a snotty elephant? (15 minutes)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Sir Danger de Mouse. Animated series. The Queen of Weevils returns and magically convinces Danger Mouse he is a medieval knight on a quest to rescue a fair maiden. (10 minutes)
- 7:55am Odd Squad: Game Time. The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When Otto gets trapped inside a video game, it's up to Olive to rescue him. (15 minutes)
- 8:10am Danny and Mick: Smoothie Operators. Danny and Mick are in charge of the cafe. They've just about got the hang of it when a new automated smoothie maker arrives. (10 minutes)
- 8:20am The Zoo: Guess Zoo. Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. A new mystery animal is due to arrive at the zoo. Geoffrey suspects it's a new silverback gorilla to replace Jurgen. (15 minutes)
- 2:50pm Danger Mouse: The Toad Who Would Be King. Animated series. The baron's true love threatens to bring Danger Mouse to his knees. (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danger Mouse: I Believe in Danger Mouse. Animated series. A fanatical cult of cats adopts Danger Mouse as their leader. (15 minutes)
- 3:15pm Danger Mouse: Thanksgiving Sinner. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold get a taste of Thanksgiving when they join Jeopardy Mouse in America. (10 minutes)
- 3:25pm So Awkward: So Lily. Lily and Jas go a little crazy when Mazel changes Mugshotsz around and reveals that the cafÂe's new online experience, cake cam, has 250,000 followers. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm So Awkward: Academic-Lily Speaking. Martha and Lily try to find each other boyfriends. Meanwhile, Ollie is stressed. (25 minutes)
- 4:35pm Horrible Histories: Ruthless Rulers. A look at the most ruthless rulers of all time. Hold your nose in Versailles, because Louis XIV hasn't got any loos. (30 minutes)
- 5:05pm Horrible Histories: Episode 4. Historical sketch show. A modern detective tries to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, King George IV meets his dead relatives and other historical hijinks. (30 minutes)
- 5:35pm Odd Squad: The Cherry-on-Top-Inator. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Agents recall how a beloved gadget helped them. (10 minutes)
- 5:45pm Odd Squad: Sir. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents bring someone with an odd problem back to headquarters. (15 minutes)
- 6:40pm Danger Mouse: Agent 58. Animated series. A new shape-shifting agent tests DM and Penfold's partnership to the limit at the criminal world's annual convention. (10 minutes)
- 6:50pm Danger Mouse: Thanks a Minion! Animated series. Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto tries to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world. (15 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Overnight Dino: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana wants to stay up all night and learn about nocturnal dinosaurs, but Dad says no! S2 Ep14 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Crosscut: Scott rushes in with Thunderbird 1 to check out an unusual radiation spike from a remote corner of Africa. S1 Ep4 (25 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Bean's Bounty: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. A local archaeology dig inspires Mr. Bean to go hunting for treasure. S1 Ep4 (10 minutes)
- 7:30am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Artful Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean gets a real bug for painting. S1 Ep5 (15 minutes)
- 8:55am Craig of the Creek: Return of the Honeysuckle Rangers: Animated comedy. Craig discovers that the Honeysuckle Rangers have snuck into his side of the Creek to steal his most prized possession. S2 Ep3 (15 minutes)
- 9:10am Craig of the Creek: Fort Williams: Animated comedy. When Craig can't go to the Creek, he and his mum decide to build the biggest blanket fort in the world. S2 Ep4 (15 minutes)
- 9:25am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Viral Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean becomes a famous internet sensation. S2 Ep14 (15 minutes)
- 9:40am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Super Spy: Animated antics. Mr. Bean is obsessed by his TV hero Super Spy and is excited when his very own Super Spy kit arrives in the post. S2 Ep15 (15 minutes)
Sunday 19th September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 30, 32. Eric Knowles oversees the hunt for bargains at Oswestry's Antique and Collectors Fair in Shropshire, with help from experts Charles Hanson and Kate Bliss. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 2:05pm Escape to the Country: 14, 25. Sonali Shah scours Hampshire's property market with a couple who want a country home close to the coast. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 4:35pm Serengeti II: 5, 6. Power is shifting among the animal families as new threats emerge. As their young grow and everyone fights to survive, who will be the winners and losers? Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Vigil: 5, 6. Vigil is forced into lockdown as disaster strikes. Amy risks it all to get to the truth. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
BBC TWO (2)
- 12:30pm Million Pound Menu: 6, 6. Twelve restaurant concepts seek investment to launch their brand. Fred Sirieix welcomes a raw cookie dough parlour and a premium burger idea. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Incredible Journeys with Simon...: ...Reeve. 2, 4. In this second programme, Simon focuses on some of the dodgiest and most dangerous situations he has found himself in while travelling the globe. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone...: ...Fishing. 4, 6. Paul and Bob take to the water in the Norfolk Broads to fish for rudd, full of the joys of the first day of the fishing season. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 3:15am Britain's Brightest...: ...Celebrity Family. Two brilliant celebrity families fight for a place in the final of this knockout quiz tournament hosted by the Queen of quizzing, The Governess, aka Anne Hegerty. S1 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Saaratops: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana and Grandma decide which of three dinosaurs would win in a fight. S2 Ep15 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Fireflash: Kayo is aboard an airliner invented by Brains, unaware that its controls have been tampered with. S1 Ep5 (25 minutes)
- 7:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. The Fly: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room and searches for ever-more-outlandish weapons. S1 Ep6 (10 minutes)
- 7:30am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Mime Games: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean is chased home by an angry mime artist. S1 Ep7 (15 minutes)
- 9:30am Wonders of Scotland with...: ...David Hayman. Lewis and Harris: David Hayman heads to Lewis and Harris to discover the hardships of crofting, and finds out how local artists gain inspiration from the landscape. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm Love Your Garden: Middlesbrough: Alan Titchmarsh and the team look to the natural world for inspiration and create a Wild and Woolly garden that's perfect for a deserving young family. S10 Ep5 (1 hour)
- 5:30pm The Cube: Father and son team, Ade and KK, are hoping their blend of youth and experience will prove to be a winning combination. S11 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Endeavour: Scherzo: Endeavour and the team are called to investigate the murder of a cab driver found dead in his taxi on the outskirts of Oxford. S8 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 10:20pm Long Lost Family Born...: ...Without Trace: What Happened Next. Helen and David, who recently discovered they were siblings, unearth more family secrets. S11 Ep10 (55 minutes)
- 11:15pm Heathrow: Britain's...: ...Busiest Airport. We go behind the scenes of the test and trace process. On the frontline is Joel, the manager of Heathrow's testing centre, who has to deal with an irate family. S7 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 11:40pm Stephen: Two men stand trial for Stephen's murder - defence and prosecution argue over the integrity of the forensic evidence. S1 Ep3 (50 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 3:45am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours)
- 6:55am The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle: Arthur needs a replacement shuffleboard partner when Carrie comes down with a cold. Doug's no good, so he convinces Spence to join him for the big tournament. (25 minutes)
- 7:20am The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy: When beautiful dog-walker Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur decides she should move into the basement with him. (20 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Lost Vegas: Doug tries to pluck up the courage to ask Carrie to let him go to Vegas with the boys. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The Simpsons: Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep12, 22) (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The Simpsons: Waiting for Duffman: After Duffman undergoes a hip replacement and retires, the Duff beer company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement - and Homer wins. (S26 Ep16, 22) (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Simpsons: Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up the part he played in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Simpsons: The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep18, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Simpsons: Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's cousin Annika, who is visiting from the Netherlands. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep19, 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:45pm The Dog House: Jess is looking for unconditional love after a recent break-up. Is Staffordshire bull terrier Gloria just the kind of buddy she needs? Cheeky Jack Russell Rocco seeks a new home. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:20pm The Day After Tomorrow: (2004) Tense sci-fi thriller with Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A scientist sets out to save his son when climate change plunges Earth into a rapid and alarming climatic catastrophe. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins: The celebs engage in hand-to-hand combat against the directing staff, run down a 50-metre pillar and go diving for essential supplies. And one recruit is medically withdrawn. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:05am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and George explore the greenhouse, and it is full of lovely tomatoes and basil. When it's time for dinner, Granny Pig makes a tasty salad. (S5 Ep 26) (5 minutes)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and George go sailing with Grandpa Pig, but when he keeps getting the boat stuck in the mud they have a sleepover to wait for the tide to come in. (S5 Ep 27) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa's playgroup are making masks. There are carrot masks, robot masks, and even pretty butterfly masks... The only thing missing is lots and lots of glitter! (S5 Ep 28) (5 minutes)
- 7:25am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Grandpa can't find his old metal detector to look for the key for George's new toy robot lost in the long grass. (S6 Ep 12) (10 minutes)
- 11:20am Friends: Ross and Rachel avoid each other, forcing their friends to choose between them. (S3 Ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 11:50am Friends: Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. Chandler tries to give up smoking by way of hypnosis. (S3 Ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 12:20pm Friends: Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings. Monica dates a millionaire. (S3 Ep 19) (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 6:45am Love Bites: Using just their culinary skills, single guys Jake, Cornel and Luke all compete to win a date with Brighton beauty, Nina. S1 Ep17 (1 hour)
- 7:45am Love Bites: Scarlett is joined by 27-year-old Kyle from Newcastle. Kyle is hoping that his love of good food will help him pick his perfect date. S1 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 1:20pm Tim Burton's Corpse Bride: Offbeat family animation featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. (1 hour)
- 2:25pm Tim Burton's Corpse Bride: Offbeat family animation featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. (35 minutes)
- 4:50pm Despicable Me 2: Family comedy sequel featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Benjamin Bratt, 2013. Gru is recruited by a team of officials to stop an evil threat. (1 hour)
- 5:55pm Despicable Me 2: Family comedy sequel featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Benjamin Bratt, 2013. Gru is recruited by a team of officials to stop an evil threat. (50 minutes)
- 9:00pm Family Guy: Trans-Fat: Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Family Guy: Family Guy Lite: After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diets with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. S18 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: No Giggity, No Doubt: The guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, where Quagmire hits it off with Courtney, only to discover she is in fact his daughter. S18 Ep15 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Big Trouble in Little Quahog: US animated comedy. After Brian teases Stewie's stature, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size. S18 Ep4 (25 minutes)
- 10:55pm Family Guy: Regarding Carter: Animated comedy. When Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, an unfortunate accident results in him needing to live under the Griffins' care. S18 Ep5 (30 minutes)
- 11:25pm American Dad!: The Wrestler: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. When Stan discovers that his high school wrestling record is under threat, he enlists Roger to help defend the title. S8 Ep12 (25 minutes)
- 11:50pm American Dad!: The Scarlett Getter: Animated comedy series. When Stan runs into a former crush, Francine descends into a jealous frenzy. Meanwhile, Steve experiences some good luck. S8 Ep6 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 9:00pm Julius Caesar Revealed: Mary Beard is on a mission to uncover the real Julius Caesar, and to challenge public perception, exploring Caesar's surprising legacy. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Sky at Night: The Moon, the...: ...Mission and the BBC. How the BBC reported the Apollo 11 mission, with special assistance from Nasa. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 1:10am Belgravia: Anne and James are at loggerheads following the revelations at the Brockenhurst's soiree. James is worried that people will soon begin to guess at the heritage of Charles Pope. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 6:00am Emmerdale Omnibus: Liam continues to struggle with his grief. Marlon and Chas are worried about the pub's finances. April finally opens up to Rhona, and Kim's bought herself a race horse. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 10:35am Goodbye Mr Chips: Martin Clunes stars in a drama chronicling the life of a much-loved schoolteacher. Mr Chips finds teaching tough at first, but on finding love he becomes a kind and adored tutor. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 2:45pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Mystery of the Blue Train: David Suchet stars as the Belgian detective, who is called on to investigate the murder of a woman on the Blue Train bound for the French Riviera. S10 Ep1 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 4:50pm Lewis: Dark Matter: When the master of a college is found dead at the foot of the observatory stairs, suspicion falls on all of the staff - from senior tutors right down to the scouts. S4 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 6:50pm Maigret: Maigret and the Nightclub Dancer: A stripper is murdered after overhearing a conversation about a plot to kill a countess. S2 Ep1 (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 8:00pm Inside the Crown: Secrets...: ...of the Royals. This episode explores how the Queen has handled some of the greatest trials and tribulations of her reign, from national disasters to personal tragedies. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Inside the Ritz Hotel: We peek further inside The Ritz Hotel as it hosts a dinner dance and John Williams launches a new home-grown ingredient onto the menu. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Inside the Ritz Hotel: The Ritz reveals what it takes to turn the hotel around for Christmas overnight and how they stage the huge 25-foot Christmas tree. S1 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Vera: Sandancers: Drama. Vera and the team investigate a murder at an army barracks. Sensing a connection to a death in Afghanistan, Vera uncovers the hidden trauma behind the crime. S2 Ep4 (2 hours 5 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 3:10am Phil Collins: Classic Albums: Face Value: Phil Collins reveals how he turned personal turmoil into an acclaimed debut solo album, which features arguably his most enduring hit, In The Air Tonight. (S1, ep 14) (1 hour)
- 8:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Number Eight: A driver picks up a hitchhiker before hearing on the radio that a serial killer is on the loose. Is the man sitting next to him in the passenger seat the killer? (S7, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Last Of The Midnight Gardeners: An adulterous magazine editor launches a competition for a story involving the perfect murder. But life soon mirrors art. (S7, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Gift Of Beauty: After killing her husband to be with her young lover, an insecure woman is drawn in by a flyer for an anti-ageing process known as the Gift of Beauty. (S7, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Wet Saturday: George Princey has a high standing in the community. So when his daughter kills a man, George endeavours to cover it up to avoid facing a scandal. (S7, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Sauce For The Goose: Having arranged the death of her very wealthy husband in order to be with her lover Stephen, Olivia becomes increasingly annoyed by his lack of appreciation. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Landmark: New. Artists and local communities join forces to compete for the chance to create the UK's next major landmark in this exciting new series hosted by Gemma Cairney. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Discovering: Blur: Charting the rise of one of Britain's biggest bands, this documentary explores how Blur found fame with Food Records, their distinct Britpop sound and number one album Parklife. (S1, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Discovering: Coldplay: A look at the rise of British rock band Coldplay, from their formation in London in 1996 to their bestselling albums, sell-out tours and multiple Grammy Award wins. (S4, ep 5) (30 minutes)
E4 (13)
- 1:15am First Dates: DJ Terry Turbo returns. Has he changed his Jack-the-lad ways? Are Ben and Gary's dates more keen on each other? Model Rochelle's looking for love that's more than skin-deep. (S2 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:15am Celebrity Gogglebox: What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1) (55 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:45pm Edward Scissorhands: (1990) Tim Burton's fantasy drama stars Johnny Depp as a young man who, created but not completed by his inventor (Vincent Price), is left with shears for hands. Also starring Winona Ryder. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 6:45pm New: Lego Masters Australia: Brand new series - Time Train: The teams have to build a time train diorama set across four time periods - Prehistoric, Medieval, The Old West and The Future. (Ep8) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 10:50pm Naked Attraction: Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie, from Bristol, wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:55pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of The Andrew Marr Show, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Snowman, First Dates, The Apprentice and The Secret Life of the Zoo? (S12 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 4:45am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours)
- 7:55am The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle: Arthur needs a replacement shuffleboard partner when Carrie comes down with a cold. Doug's no good, so he convinces Spence to join him for the big tournament. (25 minutes)
- 8:20am The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy: When beautiful dog-walker Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur decides she should move into the basement with him. (20 minutes)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Lost Vegas: Doug tries to pluck up the courage to ask Carrie to let him go to Vegas with the boys. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The Simpsons: Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep12, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The Simpsons: Waiting for Duffman: After Duffman undergoes a hip replacement and retires, the Duff beer company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement - and Homer wins. (S26 Ep16, 22) (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up the part he played in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Simpsons: The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep18, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Simpsons: Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's cousin Annika, who is visiting from the Netherlands. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep19, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:45pm The Dog House: Jess is looking for unconditional love after a recent break-up. Is Staffordshire bull terrier Gloria just the kind of buddy she needs? Cheeky Jack Russell Rocco seeks a new home. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:20pm The Day After Tomorrow: (2004) Tense sci-fi thriller with Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A scientist sets out to save his son when climate change plunges Earth into a rapid and alarming climatic catastrophe. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins: The celebs engage in hand-to-hand combat against the directing staff, run down a 50-metre pillar and go diving for essential supplies. And one recruit is medically withdrawn. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 12:15am Father Ted: The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4, 10) (30 minutes)
- 12:45am Father Ted: A Song for Europe: Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Eurosong contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they? (S2 Ep5, 10) (30 minutes)
- 1:15am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on the importance of having someone to love and support us when life gets tough. Gerald, who's 66, has fallen from his loft and down two flights of stairs. (S9 Ep5, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode focuses on love between patients and their nearest and dearest. Sir John Cockburn, 89, has acute abdominal pain. Niall, 10, has broken his arm falling from a tree. (S10 Ep1, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am Father Ted: Tentacles of Doom: With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3, 10) (30 minutes)
- 8:55am George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets a man who's looking for a shipmate on an internet dating site to help turn an old boat into a home, and a cricket-mad grandad building a mini pavilion in his garden. (S5 Ep3) (1 hour)
- 9:55am Ugly House to Lovely House with...: ...George Clarke: George Clarke helps to transform unloved houses. Fiona and Hugh hate their Hampshire home, but will architect Greg Blee's modernist designs get the go-ahead? (S4 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00am George Clarke's Old House New Home: George visits a handsome turn-of-the-century terraced home, whose new owners are set on a monochrome colour scheme, and a workshop that makes antique effect mirrors. (S4 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Egypt's Lost Pyramid: Archaeologists investigate the remains of a 4000-year-old pyramid which contains a sealed burial chamber that has somehow been robbed - without any signs of entry. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Motorcyclist Sam, who's 19, is airlifted to St George's after crashing into a bus and being thrown under a car. Raheem, who's seven, has a cut wrist. (S10 Ep2, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Emergency Helicopter Medics: The heli-medics race to Linda, who's had a heart attack on a Norfolk beach. Motocross rider Alex is hit by a bike. And 15-year-old Dan is treated for a possible skull fracture. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 10 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Escort: Jonny Smith finds a two-door Ford Escort estate in Austria, but Tim Glover's worst fears are confirmed when it arrives, leaving him with the toughest of welding tasks to salvage it. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul: Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Fasten your seatbelts for more motoring mayhem. The boys embark on a project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the British countryside. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Border Force America's Gatekeepers: In Pharr 840kg of meth is discovered in the floor of a truck. Aromatic candles filled with Fentanyl are intercepted at the World Trade Bridge. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 1:35pm Sense and Sensibility: Final part of Andrew Davies' adaptation of the Jane Austen classic. With Edward engaged to Lucy, Elinor is left heartbroken. However, new events bring unexpected fortune. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 6:50pm Bleak House: Tulkinghorn is killed, and Sir Leicester offers a reward for the arrest of the murderer. Esther is dismayed to learn Richard and Ada have secretly married and won't be returning. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 8:00pm Call the Midwife: New. Sister Frances panics when Mother Mildred insists that she attend her first solo birth before Nurse Crane returns, and a pregnant woman discovers that she has gonorrhoea. (1 hour 20 minutes)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Escort: Jonny Smith finds a two-door Ford Escort estate in Austria, but Tim Glover's worst fears are confirmed when it arrives, leaving him with the toughest of welding tasks to salvage it. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul: Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Fasten your seatbelts for more motoring mayhem. The boys embark on a project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the British countryside. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Border Force America's Gatekeepers: In Pharr 840kg of meth is discovered in the floor of a truck. Aromatic candles filled with Fentanyl are intercepted at the World Trade Bridge. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 12:05am Platoon: Oscar-winning war drama starring Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, 1986. A young soldier in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted by the horrors of war. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 1:35am Lethal Weapon: Coyote Ugly: Cole and Murtaugh investigate a case involving a father and daughter crossing the Mexican border but end up uncovering an issue with California Border Patrol. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:05pm Taken 2: Thriller sequel starring Liam Neeson, 2012. Kidnappers take revenge on Bryan Mills and his wife by taking them hostage in Istanbul. Bryan enlists his daughter to help them escape. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 9:30pm Taken 2: Thriller sequel starring Liam Neeson, 2012. Kidnappers take revenge on Bryan Mills and his wife by taking them hostage in Istanbul. Bryan enlists his daughter to help them escape. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Silence of the Lambs: Oscar-winning thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster, 1991. Cannibal Hannibal Lecter is called upon by FBI agent Clarice Starling to catch a fellow serial killer. (1 hour)
- 11:05pm The Silence of the Lambs: Oscar-winning thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster, 1991. Cannibal Hannibal Lecter is called upon by FBI agent Clarice Starling to catch a fellow serial killer. (1 hour 20 minutes)
ITVBe (27)
- 8:50am Be Beautiful: Tia Ward: Make-up tutorial. Beauty blogger Tia Ward demonstrates three great looks for lips. S1 Ep13 (10 minutes)
- 5:55pm Dinner Date: Emma: Culinary dating show. Emma from London chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S5 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Celebrity Dinner Date: Diags: Culinary dating series. Diags is given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date. After dating three, who will be coming back for seconds? S9 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 10:30pm Botched: Most Outrageous...: ...Celebrity Patients. A countdown of the top 10 most outrageous celebrity patients. S1 Ep3 (30 minutes)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Pal Stewie: Stewie finally makes a friend his own age, but will it last? Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go on a course about self-empowerment. S18 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: Old Stan in the Mountain: When Stan's secret hatred for the elderly gets out, a hex is placed on him that turns him into an old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip. S8 Ep11 (25 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: Virtual In-Stanity: Animated comedy series. After realising that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son. S8 Ep5 (30 minutes)
- 7:45am Love Bites: Using just their culinary skills, single guys Jake, Cornel and Luke all compete to win a date with Brighton beauty, Nina. S1 Ep17 (1 hour)
- 8:45am Love Bites: Scarlett is joined by 27-year-old Kyle from Newcastle. Kyle is hoping that his love of good food will help him pick his perfect date. S1 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 2:20pm Tim Burton's Corpse Bride: Offbeat family animation featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. (1 hour)
- 3:25pm Tim Burton's Corpse Bride: Offbeat family animation featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. (35 minutes)
- 5:50pm Despicable Me 2: Family comedy sequel featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Benjamin Bratt, 2013. Gru is recruited by a team of officials to stop an evil threat. (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Despicable Me 2: Family comedy sequel featuring the voices of Steve Carell and Benjamin Bratt, 2013. Gru is recruited by a team of officials to stop an evil threat. (50 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am Gogglebox: This time on the 'Box, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman (Kim Kardashian), Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and Good Morning Britain featuring Nigel Farage. (S16 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:15am First Dates: DJ Terry Turbo returns. Has he changed his Jack-the-lad ways? Are Ben and Gary's dates more keen on each other? Model Rochelle's looking for love that's more than skin-deep. (S2 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:15am Celebrity Gogglebox: What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1) (55 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 3:50pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:20pm The Big Bang Theory: The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:45pm Edward Scissorhands: (1990) Tim Burton's fantasy drama stars Johnny Depp as a young man who, created but not completed by his inventor (Vincent Price), is left with shears for hands. Also starring Winona Ryder. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 7:45pm New: Lego Masters Australia: Brand new series - Time Train: The teams have to build a time train diorama set across four time periods - Prehistoric, Medieval, The Old West and The Future. (Ep8) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 11:50pm Naked Attraction: Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie, from Bristol, wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV +1 (34)
- 4:15am Britain's Brightest...: ...Celebrity Family. Two brilliant celebrity families fight for a place in the final of this knockout quiz tournament hosted by the Queen of quizzing, The Governess, aka Anne Hegerty. S1 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Dino Dana: Saaratops: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana and Grandma decide which of three dinosaurs would win in a fight. S2 Ep15 (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds...: ...Are Go. Fireflash: Kayo is aboard an airliner invented by Brains, unaware that its controls have been tampered with. S1 Ep5 (25 minutes)
- 8:20am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. The Fly: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room and searches for ever-more-outlandish weapons. S1 Ep6 (10 minutes)
- 8:30am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Mime Games: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean is chased home by an angry mime artist. S1 Ep7 (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Wonders of Scotland with...: ...David Hayman. Lewis and Harris: David Hayman heads to Lewis and Harris to discover the hardships of crofting, and finds out how local artists gain inspiration from the landscape. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 1:50pm Love Your Garden: Middlesbrough: Alan Titchmarsh and the team look to the natural world for inspiration and create a Wild and Woolly garden that's perfect for a deserving young family. S10 Ep5 (1 hour)
- 6:30pm The Cube: Father and son team, Ade and KK, are hoping their blend of youth and experience will prove to be a winning combination. S11 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Endeavour: Scherzo: Endeavour and the team are called to investigate the murder of a cab driver found dead in his taxi on the outskirts of Oxford. S8 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 11:20pm Long Lost Family Born...: ...Without Trace: What Happened Next. Helen and David, who recently discovered they were siblings, unearth more family secrets. S11 Ep10 (55 minutes)
Pick (35)
- 1:00am Cop Squad: Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (9, 10) (1 hour)
- 2:00am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A currency dog sniffs out thousands in undeclared cash, and an aspiring actor can't keep track of the plot. Plus, officers arrest a wanted burglar. (S2, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Monkey Life: Young orangutan Hsiao-Ning experiences a sugar rush after eating too much fruit. Plus, Jeremy makes a risky decision to help Jimmy with his leg wound. (S2, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Monkey Life: Bryan learns a painful lesson when he heads outside for the first time. Chimp Susan, meanwhile, could be pregnant for the second time. (S2, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Monkey Life: Staff members worry about the health of a newborn monkey, while orangutan Dinda gets to grips with life in the outside enclosure. (S2, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Monkey Life: The life of a baby woolly monkey hangs in the balance just 24 hours after its birth. Charlie's bachelor pad days, meanwhile, could be over when he's bullied by the other chimps. (S2, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Monkey Life: Things are looking up when chimp toddler Bryan makes his peace with bad boy of the group, Seamus - however, it's not long before they fall out again. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Monkey Life: Work gets under way on Monkey World's first foreign sanctuary, a rescue centre in Vietnam that aims to provide future protection for endangered gibbons. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Murders That Shocked The Nation: Gordon Cummins: Blackout Ripper: Gordon Cummins struck in 1944 with the most gruesome spate of murders seen in London since Jack the Ripper. Fred Dinenage investigates. (S2, ep 8) (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:05am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and George explore the greenhouse, and it is full of lovely tomatoes and basil. When it's time for dinner, Granny Pig makes a tasty salad. (S5 Ep 26) (5 minutes)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa and George go sailing with Grandpa Pig, but when he keeps getting the boat stuck in the mud they have a sleepover to wait for the tide to come in. (S5 Ep 27) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Peppa's playgroup are making masks. There are carrot masks, robot masks, and even pretty butterfly masks... The only thing missing is lots and lots of glitter! (S5 Ep 28) (5 minutes)
- 8:25am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Grandpa can't find his old metal detector to look for the key for George's new toy robot lost in the long grass. (S6 Ep 12) (10 minutes)
- 12:20pm Friends: Ross and Rachel avoid each other, forcing their friends to choose between them. (S3 Ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm Friends: Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. Chandler tries to give up smoking by way of hypnosis. (S3 Ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 1:20pm Friends: Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings. Monica dates a millionaire. (S3 Ep 19) (30 minutes)
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- 12:40am Gogglebox: Britain's top TV critics return for a new series with Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News (US Open). (S18 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:45am Celebrity Gogglebox: Gogglebox families and famous friends, including Mo Gilligan, Jourdan Dunn and Ashley Banjo, have been watching Changing Rooms, Married at First Sight UK and BBC News on football racism. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:50am Spice Girls: How Girl Power...: ...Changed Britain: The Spice Girls' debut album was released 25 years ago, and 'girl power' conquered the world. This series examines their rise to global stardom. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 3:50am Jamie Oliver: Together: Jamie's back with delicious dishes to bring friends and family together. He makes rainbow tomato crostini, an epic roasted lamb shoulder, strawberry panna cotta and mango caipirinhas. (Ep1) (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 2:10am Belgravia: Anne and James are at loggerheads following the revelations at the Brockenhurst's soiree. James is worried that people will soon begin to guess at the heritage of Charles Pope. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
Drama +1 (73)
- 12:00pm Sense and Sensibility: King of period drama Andrew Davies adapts Jane Austen's much-loved novel. The Dashwoods start a new life in Devonshire where one of the sisters finds she has several suitors. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 1:20pm Sense and Sensibility: David Morrissey and Charity Wakefield star in this sumptuous adaptation of Jane Austen's classic novel. Willoughby wins the Dashwoods' trust and favour as Marianne's suitor. (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 2:35pm Sense and Sensibility: Final part of Andrew Davies' adaptation of the Jane Austen classic. With Edward engaged to Lucy, Elinor is left heartbroken. However, new events bring unexpected fortune. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 7:50pm Bleak House: Tulkinghorn is killed, and Sir Leicester offers a reward for the arrest of the murderer. Esther is dismayed to learn Richard and Ada have secretly married and won't be returning. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm Call the Midwife: New. Sister Frances panics when Mother Mildred insists that she attend her first solo birth before Nurse Crane returns, and a pregnant woman discovers that she has gonorrhoea. (1 hour 20 minutes)
More4+1 (86)
- 11:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Motorcyclist Sam, who's 19, is airlifted to St George's after crashing into a bus and being thrown under a car. Raheem, who's seven, has a cut wrist. (S10 Ep2, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 30, 32. Eric Knowles oversees the hunt for bargains at Oswestry's Antique and Collectors Fair in Shropshire, with help from experts Charles Hanson and Kate Bliss. (45 minutes)
- 2:05pm Escape to the Country: 14, 25. Sonali Shah scours Hampshire's property market with a couple who want a country home close to the coast. (45 minutes)
- 4:35pm Serengeti II: 5, 6. Power is shifting among the animal families as new threats emerge. As their young grow and everyone fights to survive, who will be the winners and losers? (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Vigil: 5, 6. Vigil is forced into lockdown as disaster strikes. With communication lost, Kirsten desperately hunts for clues to the source of the threat to Vigil. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 3:45am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours)
- 6:55am The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle: Arthur needs a replacement shuffleboard partner when Carrie comes down with a cold. Doug's no good, so he convinces Spence to join him for the big tournament. (25 minutes)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 9:00pm Julius Caesar Revealed: Mary Beard is on a mission to uncover the real Julius Caesar, and to challenge public perception, exploring Caesar's surprising legacy. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Sky at Night: The Moon, the...: ...Mission and the BBC. How the BBC reported the Apollo 11 mission, with special assistance from Nasa. (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: The Duckula Show. Animated series. Duckula kidnaps the writers and Danger Mouse faces being written out of his own show. DM calls on the help of the sound department. (15 minutes)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Agent 58. Animated series. A new shape-shifting agent tests DM and Penfold's partnership to the limit at the criminal world's annual convention. (10 minutes)
- 7:55am Odd Squad: O Games Part One. The Odd Squad investigate strange events. In this two-part episode, Odd Squad agents compete in Olympic-style games to determine who gets to be Ms O for the day. (10 minutes)
- 9:50am The Zoo: The Great Escape. Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. A group of frogs escape during the zoo stocktake. As rumours spread that they may be deadly, panic breaks out. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Odd Squad: Oswald in the Machine. Oswald has to go undercover as a robot to enter a villain warehouse run by robots. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: The B-Team. The Mobile Unit learn how things might have been if they hadn't joined the team. (10 minutes)
- 11:35am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Super Senses. Steve's on a mission to find dinosaurs that have something a little special - fearsome killers, with incredible abilities! (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Horrible Histories: Fashion Faux Pas. The Horrible History of (sometimes literally) dressing to kill. Henry VIII has beef over whose armour is best and Louis XV dresses as a hedge. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Freak or Unique. Steve Backshall is on a mission to find the weirdest dinosaur ever! He starts with gigantoraptor, an eight-metre-tall giant that laid the biggest eggs in history. (25 minutes)
- 3:55pm The Dumping Ground: Moment of Truth. Lying is a way of life for Jay and it always gets him out of trouble. But, when he is guilty of stealing a laptop, Jay cannot fall back on his lies, he must tell the truth. (25 minutes)
- 4:20pm Hardball: Howie the Handball Hero. Bullfrogs footy stars visit school, and Daddy is their new recruit. Meanwhile, a badly aimed handball from Salwa gets her banned from Sasi-Wests-Hat. (25 minutes)
- 4:45pm Still So Awkward: Meddle of Honour. Inspired by hit daytime TV shows, Lily plays cupid for Samson and Ulrika, Seb helps Jeff surprise Meg with an office makeover, and Frankie creates an art therapy trail. (30 minutes)
- 5:15pm Lagging: Hotspot. Leah is stuck in hospital when she should be playing a massive online tournament with TEAM SMoRCLe. With lousy Wi-Fi in her bed, she goes on the hunt for a better connection. (20 minutes)
- 6:00pm Danger Mouse: Quark Games. Animated series. The heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm Danger Mouse: The Inventor Preventer. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold must stop a deranged Victorian time-travelling chimp from uninventing the world. (15 minutes)
- 6:25pm Danger Mouse: Never Say Clever Again. Animated series. When all the other danger agents become supersmart due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery, Danger Mouse might need to find a new job. (10 minutes)
- 6:35pm Horrible Histories: Mind Your Manners. Jane Austen is on Historical Love Island. Plus, why you shouldn't hold farts in. (30 minutes)
- 7:05pm The Worst Witch: Enid Nightshade, Superstar. When Mistress Nightshade makes a surprise visit, Enid is left in a terrible dilemma - complete her studies at Cackle's or join the family magic show? (30 minutes)
- 7:35pm My Life: New Boys in Town: New Boys in Town. Documentary following 12-year-old Adel who had to leave his home in Syria three years ago and move to the UK as a refugee. (25 minutes)
- 8:10pm The New Legends of Monkey: Hope Must Never Die. A young girl finds the lost statue of the legendary Monkey King, an ancient god who has been imprisoned for 500 years. (25 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 7:15am Bing: Names. Pando has an earworm, and Bing isn't impressed. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: Camping. Sula and Bing go camping to see the night sky. But then Bing sees a scary shadow... Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Dash in the Dark. Animated series. Peter and his friends go into the woods at night to catch a jar full of glow worms for Cotton-tail's night light. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:15am Octonauts: Great White Shark. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Peso must perform an emergency fin bandage on a hungry great white shark. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Big Build. Animated preschool series. Bitz must build a house for the three little pigs that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:50am The Furchester Hotel: Mystery Weekend. Two detectives and a mysterious raccoon check in for the hotel's Mystery Weekend. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:55am Andy's Aquatic Adventures: Andy and the Wood Ducks. Andy jets off to the flooded forests of North America in search of wood duck chicks. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Biff and Chip: Playing Magicians. Biff and Chip are playing magicians when one of Biff's magic spells makes Floppy vanish! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:55am Number 1 Newton Avenue: Cupboard Chaos. As Libby reaches for a football cone from the cupboard, everything comes tumbling out! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:35pm Bitz & Bob: Tower Top Princess Party. Animated preschool series. Purl and Bitz have planned the best party ever, but Bob and Bevel didn't get their invitation! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 2:35pm What's on Your Head?: Helicopter Paramedic. Lucy the helicopter paramedic shows us her helmet. She tells us all about how important her helmet is, and how it helps her to do her job and help people. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 3:30pm Andy's Aquatic Adventures: Andy and the Pygmy Gecko. Andy jets off in his safari mobile to the rainforest of Brazil in search of a pygmy gecko. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:55pm Number 1 Newton Avenue: Cupboard Chaos. As Libby reaches for a football cone from the cupboard, everything comes tumbling out! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 4:25pm Treasure Champs: Peacefulness. Home has become far too noisy for Barry and Kari, so they decide to go to the countryside for some peace and quiet. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Ophthalmosaurus and Painting. Preschool adventure series. Andy plunges into an underwater adventure, 150 million years back in time, as he searches for a giant swimming reptile. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:45pm Sarah & Duck: Big Shop. Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck visit a large department store, looking for some new toys. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Charlie and Lola: I Can Do Everything That's Anything All on My Own. Animation series about a pair of siblings. Lola wants to do everything on her own, but can a seesaw work with only one person? Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:10pm Clangers: The Disappearing Nest. Animation about small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. The Iron Chicken invites the Wols to supper, only to find that her nest has disappeared! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 12:25pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Bombastic Blathering of Brainy Blabulous: George and Harold head to a new school that's the opposite of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. S1 Ep22 (31 minutes)
- 4:55pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Scout Bean: Animated antics. Mr. Bean becomes scoutmaster for a day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends. S2 Ep16 (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Back to School: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - can he control his unruly class? S2 Ep17 (19 minutes)
- 5:29pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Bombastic Blathering of Brainy Blabulous: George and Harold head to a new school that's the opposite of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. S1 Ep22 (31 minutes)
- 6:00pm Craig of the Creek: Council of the Creek: Animated comedy. The circle game wreaks havoc on the Creek, so Craig forms a council to restore order. S2 Ep7 (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm Craig of the Creek: Sparkle Cadet: Animated comedy. Craig, Kelsey and JP team up with an intergalactic hero named Sparkle Cadet in a bid to save the Creek from negativity. S2 Ep8 (15 minutes)
- 7:30pm HOW: Join the team in the HOW Hub as Frankie proves how a car can clean up, Doctor HOW makes brilliantly bright bears, and Vick explains just how pants a shooting star can be. S1 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Project Z: Manchester: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in the Manchester, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape. S1 Ep4 (25 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: The Duckula Show. Animated series. Duckula kidnaps the writers and Danger Mouse faces being written out of his own show. DM calls on the help of the sound department. (15 minutes)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Agent 58. Animated series. A new shape-shifting agent tests DM and Penfold's partnership to the limit at the criminal world's annual convention. (10 minutes)
- 7:55am Odd Squad: O Games Part One. The Odd Squad investigate strange events. In this two-part episode, Odd Squad agents compete in Olympic-style games to determine who gets to be Ms O for the day. (10 minutes)
- 9:50am The Zoo: The Great Escape. Comedy series following real-life animals in a zoo. A group of frogs escape during the zoo stocktake. As rumours spread that they may be deadly, panic breaks out. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Odd Squad: Oswald in the Machine. Oswald has to go undercover as a robot to enter a villain warehouse run by robots. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: The B-Team. The Mobile Unit learn how things might have been if they hadn't joined the team. (10 minutes)
- 11:35am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Super Senses. Steve's on a mission to find dinosaurs that have something a little special - fearsome killers, with incredible abilities! (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Horrible Histories: Fashion Faux Pas. The Horrible History of (sometimes literally) dressing to kill. Henry VIII has beef over whose armour is best and Louis XV dresses as a hedge. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Horrible Histories: Chaotic Collabs. Amazing collaborations including Shakespeare brainstorming Macbeth. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Freak or Unique. Steve Backshall on a mission to find the weirdest dinosaur ever! (25 minutes)
- 3:55pm The Dumping Ground: Moment of Truth. Jay faces his worst fears after a spell is cast leaving him unable to lie. (25 minutes)
CBeebies HD (205)
- 7:15am Bing: Names. Pando has an earworm, and Bing isn't impressed. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: Camping. Sula and Bing go camping to see the night sky. But then Bing sees a scary shadow... (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Dash in the Dark. Animated series. Peter and his friends go into the woods at night to catch a jar full of glow worms for Cotton-tail's night light. (15 minutes)
- 8:15am Octonauts: Great White Shark. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Peso must perform an emergency fin bandage on a hungry great white shark. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Big Build. Animated preschool series. Bitz must build a house for the three little pigs that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down. (15 minutes)
- 8:50am The Furchester Hotel: Mystery Weekend. Preschool puppet show. Two detectives and a mysterious raccoon check in for the hotel's Mystery Weekend. Phoebe and Elmo have to find out who's taking shiny objects. (10 minutes)
- 10:55am Andy's Aquatic Adventures: Andy and the Wood Ducks. Andy jets off to the flooded forests of North America in search of wood duck chicks. (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Biff and Chip: Playing Magicians. Biff and Chip are playing magicians when one of Biff's magic spells makes Floppy vanish! As Wilf casts a spell to send Floppy home, Chip finds the secret to their magic. (15 minutes)
- 11:55am Number 1 Newton Avenue: Cupboard Chaos. As Libby reaches for a football cone from the cupboard, everything comes tumbling out! (5 minutes)
- 1:35pm Bitz & Bob: Tower Top Princess Party. Animated preschool series. Purl and Bitz have planned the best party ever, but Bob and Bevel didn't get their invitation! (15 minutes)
- 2:35pm What's on Your Head?: Helicopter Paramedic. Lucy the helicopter paramedic shows us her helmet. She tells us all about how important her helmet is, and how it helps her to do her job and help people. (5 minutes)
- 3:30pm Andy's Aquatic Adventures: Andy and the Pygmy Gecko. Andy jets off in his safari mobile to the rainforest of Brazil in search of a pygmy gecko. (15 minutes)
- 3:55pm Number 1 Newton Avenue: Cupboard Chaos. As Libby reaches for a football cone from the cupboard, everything comes tumbling out! (5 minutes)
- 4:25pm Treasure Champs: Peacefulness. Home has become far too noisy for Barry and Kari, so they decide to go to the countryside for some peace and quiet. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Ophthalmosaurus and Painting. Preschool adventure series. Andy plunges into an underwater adventure, 150 million years back in time, as he searches for a giant swimming reptile. (15 minutes)
- 5:45pm Sarah & Duck: Big Shop. Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck visit a large department store, looking for some new toys. (5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Charlie and Lola: I Can Do Everything That's Anything All on My Own. Animation series about a pair of siblings. Lola wants to do everything on her own, but can a seesaw work with only one person? (15 minutes)
- 6:10pm Clangers: The Disappearing Nest. Animation about small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. The Iron Chicken invites the Wols to supper, only to find that her nest has disappeared! (10 minutes)
Monday 20th September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 12:35am Sus: Delroy is interrogated by two cops who try to force him to confess to his wife's murder. Contains very strong language, some violence and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 1, 20. Fellow surfers battle to rescue a surfing dad found unconscious in the sea. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 58, 80. Featuring a maisonette in London, a flat in Shirley in the West Midlands and piece of land in Blean, near Canterbury. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Christina Trevanion is in Leominster in Herefordshire, where the red and blue teams receive expert guidance from Kate Bliss and Jonathan Pratt. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Doctors: 74, 196. When a key witness returns to the surgery, Emma aims to get his statement about the night at the warehouse. Al and Ruhma take part in a bargain-finding TV game show. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: 52, 53. Jules Hudson is in Cheshire, helping a couple from Liverpool find an open-plan, three-bedroom house. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:05pm EastEnders: Mick gives Rainie a taste of her own medicine as he tries to protect his family. Rocky defends Sonia's honour, and Martin gets a huge reality check. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 9:00pm Silent Witness: 5, 10. Nikki, Jack and Adam investigate the murder of a surgeon in a hospital. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:35pm Nowhere to Run: Abused by our...: ...Coach. Charlie Webster sets out to find her old friends who were abused by their running coach. Contains scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (1 hour)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:30am Holby City: 24, 50. Hanssen finds himself in a perilous situation. Will he be rescued in time? Kylie and Dom suspect an elderly patient may be in peril, and Louis fears for Kylie. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
- 6:30am Bargain Hunt: Natasha Raskin Sharp is in Wrexham with experts Roo Irvine and Philip Serrell and the teams. Natasha discovers the treasures of St Giles Church. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Fever Pitch: The Rise of the...: ...Premier League. 3, 4. By the mid-1990s, the Premier League is growing in stature and a new generation of players are learning to navigate their newfound celebrity status. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm A Killing in Tiger Bay: 2, 3. The men face a marathon ordeal in what would become Britain's longest murder trial. Contains strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Paddy is desperate. Will's loyalty is rewarded. Diane goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan brings trouble to Alya and Yasmeen's door. Sharon gives Kelly renewed hope. Daniel offers to assist Summer with her university application. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Beyond the Line: North...: ...Wales Traffic Cops. A new behind-the-scenes series looking at the North Wales Roads Policing Unit, where 49 officers police almost 700 miles of road. S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan places Ryan in the frame for his beating. Kelly hears some painful truths about her father. Gemma attempts to assuage Freda's doubts. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Detective Chief Inspector Colin Sutton is tasked with reviewing Operation Minstead, an eleven-year, multi-million-pound enquiry to catch the 'Night Stalker'. S2 Ep1 (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Fred and Rose West: Reopened: Following new leads, police investigate a suspicious cavity under a cafe in Gloucester where it is thought Fred West may have buried more bodies. Presented by Sir Trevor McDonald. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 1:55am Help: Drama set in a fictional Liverpool care home at the onset of Covid-19. A young carer (Jodie Comer) who bonds with a patient (Stephen Graham) is put to the test in horrifying circumstances. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 3:40am George Clarke's Amazing...: ...Christmas Spaces: In this festive special, George Clarke visits a stalactite crystal grotto in Surrey, and an enthusiast who has rebuilt a Victorian flat-pack tin chapel in Shropshire. (55 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie: Doug feels neglected when Carrie begins to stay late at work every night. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Furious George: On the way to an over-eating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group and decides to join them instead. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly: Doug's position as the office clown is threatened when a new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Jamie Oliver: Together: Jamie cooks a beautiful summery feast of Mediterranean salmon, lemony potatoes and garlic roasted tomatoes, with strawberry and prosecco cocktails and an epic summer pud to finish. (Ep2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Myrtle has a disastrous experience in the First Dates restaurant. Amanda receives some poor advice. (Ep3, 8) (35 minutes)
- 11:40pm The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda's second album gets the green light. The bad news is that Myrtle wants to sing on it. (Ep4, 8) (25 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Little George finds it difficult to keep hold of his big dinosaur balloon. Who can stop it from flying off to the moon? (S4 Ep 46) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Pirate Peppa and her friends put together a treasure chest. But shortly after they bury it, Pedro realises that he's lost something! (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Peppa and George wake up in Granny and Grandpa's tent by the sea. Peppa finds a message in a bottle with a telephone number on it. Who is it from? (S7 Ep 6) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am New: Peppa Pig: Peppa, George and Freddy Fox are mistaken for pirates while sailing on the river with Grandpa Pig, complete with costumes and a Jolly Roger flag. (S7 Ep 24) (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: Recycling: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers. (S2 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:20am Plebs: The Phallus: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. The boys bump into old school friend Fabianus, who is now a hotshot lawyer - through him, Stylax reconnects with old flame Cordelia. S2 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 12:50am Plebs: The Race: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus and Stylax try to raise 3,000 denarii to avoid the girls being deported, and Grumio visits Landlord in prison through a sewage pipe. S2 Ep8 (35 minutes)
- 6:00am Love Bites: Scarlett is joined by 27-year-old Kyle from Newcastle. Kyle is hoping that his love of good food will help him pick his perfect date. S1 Ep18 (55 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Bob is emotional. Marlon is furious. Matty struggles. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Alya experiences a trying day at work, Tyrone hunts for a way to discredit Phill, and Max's poor performance at school gives cause for concern. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street: Alya turns to Zeedan for help after a costly blunder, Tyrone tackles Phill with his discovery, and Freda disapproves of Gemma's choice for Aled. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Love Bites: Scarlett is joined by 27-year-old Kyle from Newcastle. Kyle is hoping that his love of good food will help him pick his perfect date. S1 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Emmerdale: Bob is emotional. Marlon is furious. Matty struggles. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Coronation Street: Alya experiences a trying day at work, Tyrone hunts for a way to discredit Phill, and Max's poor performance at school gives cause for concern. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Coronation Street: Alya turns to Zeedan for help after a costly blunder, Tyrone tackles Phill with his discovery, and Freda disapproves of Gemma's choice for Aled. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Love Bites: Singletons Freddie, David and Andy join Scarlett in the kitchen of love. Using just their culinary skills, the three lads will battle it out to win a date with 27-year-old Danika. S1 Ep19 (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Catchphrase Celebrity Special: Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special of the classic game show, with Kelvin Fletcher, Chris Ramsey and Heather Small all trying to guess the well-known phrases. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Superstore: Black Friday: The employees are all struck down with food poisoning although Amy suspects her sickness might be for other reasons. Glenn has a bad trip to the pharmacy. S2 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Superstore: Lost and Found: The employees have a clean-out to start the new year. Amy discovers she has walked away with big money. Cheyenne proves untrustworthy. S2 Ep11 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bob's Burgers: The Runaway Club: Animated comedy. The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so that they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. S5 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bob's Burgers: Itty Bitty Ditty Committee: Animated comedy. Gene starts a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Darryl, only to be kicked out and left on his own. S5 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: You Can't Handle the Booth: The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. S18 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Island Adventure: Stewie and Brian head out on an adventure to a giant floating garbage island in search of Stewie's tricycle, while Lois helps Quagmire find success dating. S18 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Stand by Meg: Animated comedy. Stewie's perspective on Meg changes when she saves him from a choking incident. He makes it his mission to create a better life for her. S18 Ep6 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Dr Klaustus: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Roger is ready to engage his alter ego and act as the Smith family therapist, but he is sent to Iraq before starting work. S8 Ep13 (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Season's Beatings: Animated comedy series. When Stan and Roger star in a Christmas play, their bad behaviour leads to disaster. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a possessed child. S8 Ep7 (30 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:05am Coronation Street Omnibus: Tyrone's jealousy resurfaces when Phill re-enters Fiz's life. Freda breaks the news of Norris's death to his friends. Alya turns to Zeedan for help after a costly blunder. (3 hours 25 minutes)
- 3:30am Emmerdale Omnibus: Liam continues to struggle with his grief. Marlon and Chas are worried about the pub's finances. April finally opens up to Rhona, and Kim's bought herself a race horse. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 8:05am Heartbeat: A Shot in the Dark: Jackie fights for the truth when a young trespasser is shot on Ashfordly's land. Meanwhile, Greengrass takes on the establishment in his new newspaper column. S9 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 10:40am Agatha Christie's Poirot: Mrs McGinty's Dead: Mrs McGinty's lodger is arrested for her murder. Superintendent Spence does not think he did it so turns to Poirot for help in finding the real killer. S11 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 12:40pm Heartbeat: The Good Doctor: Nostalgic police drama series. Maggie's heart is stolen by a handsome new locum, while Andy's bravery reconciles him with Gina. S9 Ep19 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:50pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Three Act Tragedy: Poirot is attending a dinner party when one of the guests chokes to death on a cocktail. With no trace of poison, and no apparent motive, can it be murder? S12 Ep1 (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 5:45pm The Darling Buds of May: A Breath of French Air (Part 2): Pop and Ma are enjoying their French holiday, which is more than can be said for Charley and Mariette. Primrose has problems with Marc-Antoine. S1 Ep6 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:50pm Maigret: Maigret and the Hotel Majestic: Maigret is called to the scene when a beautiful woman is found dead in the basement of the Hotel Majestic with a gun in her bag. S2 Ep2 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:55pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly: Inspector Japp does not consider a ransom note a threat to public order, but Poirot disagrees. S1 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Long Lost Family: Angela thought she had found evidence that she was adopted, but her mother revealed it was an older sister of the same name who was adopted. Now she hopes to track her sister down. S8 Ep5 (1 hour)
- 11:35pm Maigret: Maigret and the Hotel Majestic: Maigret is called to the scene when a beautiful woman is found dead in the basement of the Hotel Majestic with a gun in her bag. S2 Ep2 (1 hour 15 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 3:45am Lou Reed: Video Killed The...: ...Radio Star. Directors and musicians discuss the secrets behind creating some of Lou Reed's best-loved music videos. (S6, ep 4) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Beyond The Grace Note: A glimpse into the world of female conductors, the challenges of the job and how the love of music can conquer them all. With insight from Marin Alsop, Mirga Grazinte-Tyla and more. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Last Of The Midnight Gardeners: An adulterous magazine editor launches a competition for a story involving the perfect murder. But life soon mirrors art. (S7, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Gift Of Beauty: After killing her husband to be with her young lover, an insecure woman is drawn in by a flyer for an anti-ageing process known as the Gift of Beauty. (S7, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Eighties: Greed is Good: A look at America's economic growth throughout the 1980s, a decade of junk bonds, S&L bailouts and pervasive Wall Street corruption. (S1, ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 11:55am National Trust: Garden Treasures: Biddulph Grange: Follow the tunnels and paths that lead around this beautiful garden which is inspired by countries around the world. Narrated by Penelope Keith. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 1:05pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Wet Saturday: George Princey has a high standing in the community. So when his daughter kills a man, George endeavours to cover it up to avoid facing a scandal. (S7, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 1:35pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Sauce For The Goose: Having arranged the death of her very wealthy husband in order to be with her lover Stephen, Olivia becomes increasingly annoyed by his lack of appreciation. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Crowded House: Video Killed The...: ...Radio Star. A unique insight into the ideas and vision behind the music videos of BRIT Award-winning rock band Crowded House. (S6, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Bird Of Prey: Jack and Edna's pet parrot dies after laying an unusually large egg. On hatching, it reveals an aggressive black-feathered bird, spelling immediate trouble. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: I Like It Here In Wilmington: When a clothing manufacturer finds himself on the verge of bankruptcy, he ponders the idea of murdering his wife for the insurance money. (S7, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Landmark: New. Artists and local communities join forces to compete for the chance to create the UK's next major landmark in this exciting new series hosted by Gemma Cairney. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Thomas Hardy: Fate,...: ...Exclusion And Tragedy. New. The life story of the Tess of the d'Urbervilles author, examining the hardships that fuelled his transformation into one of the most celebrated poets. (1 hour)
E4 (13)
- 1:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: In tense scenes, Sienna is held at gunpoint by Summer, and emotions run high when Brody makes Summer an offer... Fergus has a proposition for Warren. Becky is shocked by Diane's decision. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: In the aftermath of yesterday's tragic events, one resident goes to extreme lengths to get justice while another struggles to cope. Leah and Ste finally see eye to eye. Diane makes a stand. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Unfinished: When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney woos him by using his best womanising tactics. Robin rings Don in an attempt to win him back. (S6 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am How I Met Your Mother: Subway Wars: The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first? (S6 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Goldbergs: Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ticking Clocks: Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14, 18) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16, 18) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Takeback: Doug Judy is back and things between him and Jake are personal. Amy and Charles try to find the perfect new vending machine for the Nine-Nine. (S7 Ep8) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Dillman: When a prank goes disastrously wrong, things at the Nine-Nine take a distinctly Agatha Christie turn. (S7 Ep9) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he is away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 11:10pm Naked Attraction: Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 2:55am Help: Drama set in a fictional Liverpool care home at the onset of Covid-19. A young carer (Jodie Comer) who bonds with a patient (Stephen Graham) is put to the test in horrifying circumstances. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 4:40am George Clarke's Amazing...: ...Christmas Spaces: In this festive special, George Clarke visits a stalactite crystal grotto in Surrey, and an enthusiast who has rebuilt a Victorian flat-pack tin chapel in Shropshire. (55 minutes)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie: Doug feels neglected when Carrie begins to stay late at work every night. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The King of Queens: Furious George: On the way to an over-eating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group and decides to join them instead. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly: Doug's position as the office clown is threatened when a new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Jamie Oliver: Together: Jamie cooks a beautiful summery feast of Mediterranean salmon, lemony potatoes and garlic roasted tomatoes, with strawberry and prosecco cocktails and an epic summer pud to finish. (Ep2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New: First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 1:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Motorcyclist Sam, who's 19, is airlifted to St George's after crashing into a bus and being thrown under a car. Raheem, who's seven, has a cut wrist. (S10 Ep2, 24) (1 hour)
- 2:15am Emergency Helicopter Medics: The heli-medics race to Linda, who's had a heart attack on a Norfolk beach. Motocross rider Alex is hit by a bike. And 15-year-old Dan is treated for a possible skull fracture. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:20am Father Ted: The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4, 10) (30 minutes)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick helps Erin and JB find the source of a leak in their chateau's vast cellar. Can Tim and Margreeth convince a bride and groom to throw a party in their 'rat-infested' shed? (S2 Ep16) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Devon and Cornwall: Fisherman Stephen reveals what life is like in the perfectly preserved coastal village of Clovelly. Handywoman Lynn completes last-minute preparations at the famous Minack Theatre. (S1 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Stephanie creates an apartment for her mum in her fairy-tale 16th-century chateau. Jayne and Steve need to get four themed en-suite bedrooms ready for their new B&B business. (S2 Ep26) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Barry Surtees, who lives in Brighton's most moneyed suburb, aims to build a modern four-storey mansion, complete with a pool, gym, artist's studio, fantasy bedroom and Japanese roof garden. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Hitler's Supercars: Documentary charting the rise of Nazi Germany's high-speed cars, when, under Hitler's orders, drivers risked their lives smashing records that the Third Reich exploited for propaganda. (1 hour)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Daisy, who's 22 months old, has serious injuries after being kicked in the head by a racehorse at her family's stables. Florence, who's 100, has had a suspected stroke. (S10 Ep3, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Carina: Tim Glover finds a super rare two-door Toyota Carina as the Lazy Boys try to move into the Japanese retro car scene, but this time they may have bitten off more than they can chew. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Fiesta: Tom Ford sets his heart on buying a Ford Fiesta Mk1 from Spain - but there's a surprise in store when the Lazy Boys finally see the car in person. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: British as Folk: Wales: Are We Speaking The Same Language?: Darren Harriott, Fern Brady and Ivo Graham travel to the Valleys to find out what it means to be Welsh and ask Are We Speaking The Same Language? (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Carina: Tim Glover finds a super rare two-door Toyota Carina as the Lazy Boys try to move into the Japanese retro car scene, but this time they may have bitten off more than they can chew. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Fiesta: Tom Ford sets his heart on buying a Ford Fiesta Mk1 from Spain - but there's a surprise in store when the Lazy Boys finally see the car in person. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New: British as Folk: Wales: Are We Speaking The Same Language?: Darren Harriott, Fern Brady and Ivo Graham travel to the Valleys to find out what it means to be Welsh and ask Are We Speaking The Same Language? (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 1:35am Minder: Not a Bad Lad, Dad: Terry arrives home to find a nine-year-old boy on his doorstep - a minding job he hadn't anticipated. S2 Ep6 (1 hour)
- 9:55am Minder: A Nice Little Wine: Drama series about a loveable rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Things turn sour for Arthur when his wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect. S2 Ep8 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:45pm Dempsey and Makepeace: Armed and Extremely Dangerous: NYPD cop Jim Dempsey angers a mob figure and is sent to London for protection. His new partner Harriet Makepeace isn't sure about the brash American. S1 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 4:50pm Minder: All Mod Cons: Drama series about a spiv and his reluctant sidekick. Terry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer. S2 Ep9 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Captain Phillips: Tense thriller based on a true story and starring Tom Hanks, 2013. When pirates hijack a US cargo ship, its captain is forced into desperate action to save himself and his crew. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Captain Phillips: Tense thriller based on a true story and starring Tom Hanks, 2013. When pirates hijack a US cargo ship, its captain is forced into desperate action to save himself and his crew. (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 11:40pm Platoon: Oscar-winning war drama starring Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, 1986. A young soldier in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted by the horrors of war. (1 hour)
Yesterday (26)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: A Nation Torn Apart: A marooned ironclad structure off the coast of England that hides a dramatic story of war and resilience, and a facility in America that helped tear apart a nation. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: Ghosts of the Swamp: Forgotten relics from the defence of America's homeland, concealed by the banks of the Mississippi, and a concrete behemoth on the French coast that proved invulnerable. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways: On the Xmas Express: Chris travels through Scandinavia on a journey from the southern fjords to Europe's most northerly passenger station at Narvik, visiting Santa's home town along the way. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: The Architecture The Railways Built: Wharncliffe: Tim Dunn explores Brunel's first and last railway projects and looks at a Scottish station with a royal connection. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Architecture The Railways Built: Wemyss Bay: Tim Dunn visits Wemyss Bay Station in Inverclyde - an architectural gem. He also explores the engineering marvel that is Blackfriars station in central London. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Abandoned Engineering: The Battle of San Pietro: Exploring Italian ruins immortalised by Hollywood, a crumbling Chilean city with two lives and a brutalist Scottish relic whose prayers went unanswered. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 12:30pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Trouble in Paradise: Candiace and Ashley manage to resolve their differences during the group holiday to the Cayman Islands, while Robyn comforts Gizelle. S4 Ep16 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Ben: Culinary dating series. Ben from Hampshire chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S5 Ep15 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:25am American Dad!: The Wrestler: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. When Stan discovers that his high school wrestling record is under threat, he enlists Roger to help defend the title. S8 Ep12 (25 minutes)
- 12:50am American Dad!: The Scarlett Getter: Animated comedy series. When Stan runs into a former crush, Francine descends into a jealous frenzy. Meanwhile, Steve experiences some good luck. S8 Ep6 (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:55am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of The Andrew Marr Show, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Snowman, First Dates, The Apprentice and The Secret Life of the Zoo? (S12 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna and Brody are embroiled in a tense and emotional showdown with dangerous Summer, but how will it end? Nate sets his sights on the Deverauxs. Becky disapproves of Diane's decision. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: In tense scenes, Sienna is held at gunpoint by Summer, and emotions run high when Brody makes Summer an offer... Fergus has a proposition for Warren. Becky is shocked by Diane's decision. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: In the aftermath of yesterday's tragic events, one resident goes to extreme lengths to get justice while another struggles to cope. Leah and Ste finally see eye to eye. Diane makes a stand. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Unfinished: When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney woos him by using his best womanising tactics. Robin rings Don in an attempt to win him back. (S6 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: Subway Wars: The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first? (S6 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ticking Clocks: Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14, 18) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16, 18) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Takeback: Doug Judy is back and things between him and Jake are personal. Amy and Charles try to find the perfect new vending machine for the Nine-Nine. (S7 Ep8) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Dillman: When a prank goes disastrously wrong, things at the Nine-Nine take a distinctly Agatha Christie turn. (S7 Ep9) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he is away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
4Music (30)
- 6:00pm Malcolm in the Middle: Wondering about the sex of her new baby, Lois imagines what life would be like if her boys were girls. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Malcolm in the Middle: Lois gives Malcolm more sex education, Reese spends a day in prison, Dewey plants seeds of discontent in Hal's vocal group, and Francis has an accident branding Otto's favorite cow. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Autumn of Break-Ups: Victoria drops hints to Ted about wanting more commitment in their relationship. Barney becomes excessively fond of a dog he finds in the street. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Splitsville: Realising that Nick isn't very intelligent, Robin decides to break up with him, but she loses her resolve at the last moment and Barney is forced to step in. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Taskmaster: Comedy game show. The comics go all out to win in the semi-final: Richard Herring bleeds on beer mats, Mawaan Rizwan volleys oranges and Katherine Parkinson counts plastic balls. (S10 Ep9) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (34)
- 12:15am Heathrow: Britain's...: ...Busiest Airport. We go behind the scenes of the test and trace process. On the frontline is Joel, the manager of Heathrow's testing centre, who has to deal with an irate family. S7 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 12:40am Stephen: Two men stand trial for Stephen's murder - defence and prosecution argue over the integrity of the forensic evidence. S1 Ep3 (50 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Paddy is desperate. Will's loyalty is rewarded. Diane goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan brings trouble to Alya and Yasmeen's door. Sharon gives Kelly renewed hope. Daniel offers to assist Summer with her university application. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Beyond the Line: North...: ...Wales Traffic Cops. A new behind-the-scenes series looking at the North Wales Roads Policing Unit, where 49 officers police almost 700 miles of road. S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan places Ryan in the frame for his beating. Kelly hears some painful truths about her father. Gemma attempts to assuage Freda's doubts. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Detective Chief Inspector Colin Sutton is tasked with reviewing Operation Minstead, an eleven-year, multi-million-pound enquiry to catch the 'Night Stalker'. S2 Ep1 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Fred and Rose West: Reopened: Following new leads, police investigate a suspicious cavity under a cafe in Gloucester where it is thought Fred West may have buried more bodies. Presented by Sir Trevor McDonald. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
Pick (35)
- 12:00am BritCam: Emergency On...: ...Our Streets. Bailiffs Ben and Debbie go door knocking in Worthing, while PCs Matt and Tony feel the pressure when they battle to clear a burning building. (8, 10) (1 hour)
- 1:00am Cop Squad: Tag along with Cambridgeshire's police force one last time as the action-packed documentary finishes up its shift. Contains strong language from the outset. (10, 10) (1 hour)
- 3:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Brits Behind Bars: Eye-opening documentary exploring what happens when Brits abroad break foreign laws and wind up facing beatings, diseases, a fight to avoid imprisonment or even the death penalty. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Little George finds it difficult to keep hold of his big dinosaur balloon. Who can stop it from flying off to the moon? (S4 Ep 46) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Pirate Peppa and her friends put together a treasure chest. But shortly after they bury it, Pedro realises that he's lost something! (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Peppa and George wake up in Granny and Grandpa's tent by the sea. Peppa finds a message in a bottle with a telephone number on it. Who is it from? (S7 Ep 6) (5 minutes)
- 8:35am New: Peppa Pig: Peppa, George and Freddy Fox are mistaken for pirates while sailing on the river with Grandpa Pig, complete with costumes and a Jolly Roger flag. (S7 Ep 24) (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Peppa Pig: Recycling: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers. (S2 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
Challenge (47)
- 10:00am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion in the hope of winning some stylish Brucie Bonuses, new cars and big cash prizes. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 13) (30 minutes)
4seven (48)
- 12:05am The Man Putin Couldn't Kill: The incredible story of the Russian plot to kill politician Alexei Navalny - by poisoning his underpants. Plus, what will happen next in Navalny and Putin's dangerous ongoing feud? (2 hours)
- 7:00pm George Clarke's Amazing...: ...Christmas Spaces: In this festive special, George Clarke visits a stalactite crystal grotto in Surrey, and an enthusiast who has rebuilt a Victorian flat-pack tin chapel in Shropshire. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It: Carly and Phil can't agree whether to renovate or sell their four-bed High Wycombe semi. Kirstie has a smart solution but will Phil's tempting alternatives seduce them? (S5 Ep5) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's top TV critics return for a new series with Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News (US Open). (S18 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Celebrity Gogglebox: Gogglebox families and famous friends, including Mo Gilligan, Jourdan Dunn and Ashley Banjo, have been watching Changing Rooms, Married at First Sight UK and BBC News on football racism. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Highlife: Kamille's two weddings draw closer and her mum returns from Jamaica just in time to help. Fashion designer Irene takes the next step in her journey and begins hormone injections. (Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
5SELECT (55)
- 4:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series. A patient is furious that his ears are still blocked - despite missing hospital appointments to have them syringed. (S3 Ep 12) (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 9:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly: Inspector Japp does not consider a ransom note a threat to public order, but Poirot disagrees. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Long Lost Family: Angela thought she had found evidence that she was adopted, but her mother revealed it was an older sister of the same name who was adopted. Now she hopes to track her sister down. S8 Ep5 (1 hour)
Drama +1 (73)
- 3:40am Call the Midwife: Popular drama series about a group of midwives in 1950s London. Sister Julienne and Trixie are rostered to work at Holloway Prison. Shelagh receives a devastating diagnosis. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Brokenwood Mysteries: Dog Day Morning: When four masked men attempt to rob the Brokenwood Savings Bank, Mike and the team must find out which one of them pulled the trigger that killed the bank manager. (2 hours)
- 11:00pm New Tricks: It's right back to the start of the ever-popular crime drama with British TV's favourite stars. The middle-aged detectives investigate the murder of a policewoman 17 years earlier. (1 hour 20 minutes)
More4+1 (86)
- 12:05am Emergency Helicopter Medics: The heli-medics race to Linda, who's had a heart attack on a Norfolk beach. Motocross rider Alex is hit by a bike. And 15-year-old Dan is treated for a possible skull fracture. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Motorcyclist Sam, who's 19, is airlifted to St George's after crashing into a bus and being thrown under a car. Raheem, who's seven, has a cut wrist. (S10 Ep2, 24) (1 hour)
- 3:15am Emergency Helicopter Medics: The heli-medics race to Linda, who's had a heart attack on a Norfolk beach. Motocross rider Alex is hit by a bike. And 15-year-old Dan is treated for a possible skull fracture. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:20am Father Ted: The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4, 10) (30 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 12:35am Sus: Delroy is interrogated by two cops who try to force him to confess to his wife's murder. Contains very strong language, some violence and some upsetting scenes. (1 hour 30 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:30am Holby City: 24, 50. Hanssen finds himself in a perilous situation. Will he be rescued in time? Kylie and Dom suspect an elderly patient may be in peril, and Louis fears for Kylie. (40 minutes)
- 6:30am Bargain Hunt: Natasha Raskin Sharp is in Wrexham with experts Roo Irvine and Philip Serrell and the teams. Natasha discovers the treasures of St Giles Church. (45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Fever Pitch: The Rise of the...: ...Premier League. 3, 4. By the mid-1990s, the Premier League is growing in stature and a new generation of players are learning to navigate their newfound celebrity status. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Paddy is desperate. Will's loyalty is rewarded. Diane goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan brings trouble to Alya and Yasmeen's door. Sharon gives Kelly renewed hope. Daniel offers to assist Summer with her university application. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Beyond the Line: North...: ...Wales Traffic Cops. A new behind-the-scenes series looking at the North Wales Roads Policing Unit, where 49 officers police almost 700 miles of road. S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan places Ryan in the frame for his beating. Kelly hears some painful truths about her father. Gemma attempts to assuage Freda's doubts. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Detective Chief Inspector Colin Sutton is tasked with reviewing Operation Minstead, an eleven-year, multi-million-pound enquiry to catch the 'Night Stalker'. S2 Ep1 (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Fred and Rose West: Reopened: Following new leads, police investigate a suspicious cavity under a cafe in Gloucester where it is thought Fred West may have buried more bodies. Presented by Sir Trevor McDonald. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Jamie Oliver: Together: Jamie cooks a beautiful summery feast of Mediterranean salmon, lemony potatoes and garlic roasted tomatoes, with strawberry and prosecco cocktails and an epic summer pud to finish. (Ep2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Myrtle has a disastrous experience in the First Dates restaurant. Amanda receives some poor advice. (Ep3, 8) (35 minutes)
- 11:40pm The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda's second album gets the green light. The bad news is that Myrtle wants to sing on it. (Ep4, 8) (25 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Little George finds it difficult to keep hold of his big dinosaur balloon. Who can stop it from flying off to the moon? (S4 Ep 46) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. Pirate Peppa and her friends put together a treasure chest. But shortly after they bury it, Pedro realises that he's lost something! (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Peppa and George wake up in Granny and Grandpa's tent by the sea. Peppa finds a message in a bottle with a telephone number on it. Who is it from? (S7 Ep 6) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am New: Peppa Pig: Peppa, George and Freddy Fox are mistaken for pirates while sailing on the river with Grandpa Pig, complete with costumes and a Jolly Roger flag. (S7 Ep 24) (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: Recycling: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers. (S2 Ep 11) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Toadie is conflicted after betraying Melanie and having a heated moment with Rose; several members of the Lassiters staff cry nepotism. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ryder hopes to make Chloe feel better while her mother recovers in hospital; Martha reveals her plans for a fundraiser to support mental health awareness. (30 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: Mouse Rise. Animated series. Second of two parts. A mysterious super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of Danger Mouse. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Dark Dawn. Animated series. Playtime is over as Danger Mouse battles an army of vengeful soft toys. Pink Dawn's henchman teddy bear Snuggles is on an angry rampage. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: 16-and-a-Half Blocks. The Mobile Unit must bring a villain to The Big O's safe house. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Ashwika and the Gibbons. Film-maker Ash is on a mission to help protect India's only ape: the hoolock gibbon. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Outrageous...: ...Olympics. Outrageous Olympics. Mary Queen of Scots plays grief-golf, and Henry VIII sings Get Sweaty. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Danger Mouse: Duplicate Mouse. Danger Mouse teams up with duplicate team of Danger Agents to stop Big Head causing havoc. (10 minutes)
- 12:05pm Danger Mouse: The Supies. The danger agents are dressed up and ready for The Supies awards show. They're all up for nomination but Danger Mouse is winning a suspicious amount of prizes... (10 minutes)
- 12:30pm Danny and Mick: Party Crashers. When Danny and Mick make a magician vanish, somebody's going to have to take his place. (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Crazy Golf. Danny and Mick put together a golf course made out of the centre's recycling. (10 minutes)
- 4:35pm Odd Squad: Xs and Os. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Special agents from the Big O's office threaten to shut down Odd Squad. (10 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: The Duckula Show. Animated series. Duckula kidnaps the writers and Danger Mouse faces being written out of his own show. DM calls on the help of the sound department. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm New: Still So Awkward: Audition. Lily is desperate to attend an audition even though she doesn't have an agent or know what the role is for, while Frankie is keen to prove herself as an artist and businesswoman. (35 minutes)
- 7:25pm Hank Zipzer: Ballot Box Blunder. When a seat on Westbrook's school council becomes available, Hank uses charm, personality and Rosa's pastries to try to stop it from going to McKelty. (25 minutes)
- 7:50pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: I Am Not in Love. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy continues to be annoyed by Wilson but is surprised by his revelation. (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:25pm Hank Zipzer: Ballot Box Blunder. When a seat on Westbrook's school council becomes available, Hank uses charm, personality and Rosa's pastries to try to stop it from going to McKelty. (25 minutes)
- 7:50pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: I Am Not in Love. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy continues to be annoyed by Wilson but is surprised by his revelation. (15 minutes)
Tuesday 21st September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 2, 20. Police officers and a flight attendant perform CPR at the scene of a motorway accident. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 58, 60. Featuring a large detached house in Wimbledon, a four-bed semi in Nottingham and a terrace in Ebbw Vale that is riddled with damp. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning is at the helm of today's show at Nottingham race course. While Steph Connell and Thomas Forrester help their teams, Anita gets to the bottom of a local UFO. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Doctors: 75, 196. Valerie tracks down her missing witness, but both of them are scared off by Harriet's threatening behaviour. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: 53, 53. The bluebells are out in Devon as Sonali Shah helps a young couple search for a new home with enough land to start a glamping business. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Sheree is determined that Lola must stay away from Isaac, Stuart retaliates, and the Carters make a big decision. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 7:50pm Holby City: 25, 50. As Jeni starts making plans to send Evie away, will Fletch and Donna find out the dark truth about what she did to their daughters before it's too late? Also in HD. (40 minutes)
- 9:00pm Silent Witness: 6, 10. With an attacker at large in the hospital, Nikki calls on Adam to help solve the case. Contains scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:35pm Back to Life: 4, 6. Miri suffers a series of disasters before her first date with Billy. Contains strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:10am Saving Lives at Sea: 3, 10. The lifeboat volunteers face a battle to rescue a 170-ton fishing boat from the rocks. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30am Bargain Hunt: Christina Trevanion is in Leominster in Herefordshire, where the red and blue teams receive expert guidance from Kate Bliss and Jonathan Pratt. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:15am Escape to the Country: 52, 53. Jules Hudson is in Cheshire, helping a couple from Liverpool find an open-plan, three-bedroom house. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 5, 6. Mariella Frostrup and the Rev Richard Coles host the semi-final, in which the artists are tasked with capturing the human body in movement. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Saving Lives at Sea: 5, 10. In Trearddur Bay, the RNLI crew battle through force-ten winds and huge waves to try to rescue a surfer - watched by their worried families back on shore. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm A House Through Time: 3, 4. David follows the trails of a traumatised soldier on the run, a family man at breaking point and one resident who developed an interest in the paranormal. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone...: ...Fishing. 4, 6. Paul and Bob take to the water in the Norfolk Broads to fish for rudd, full of the joys of the first day of the fishing season. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Love Your Garden: Essex: Alan and his team of gardening experts head to Waltham Abbey to create a tropical escape with a yoga deck and home office at its heart for a selfless Leukaemia survivor. S10 Ep8 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Colin presents his review findings to DCS Hamish Campbell and suggests a strategy called 'Minstead Lite'. But Hamish wants Colin to stay on to see this new approach through. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Fred and Rose West: Reopened: The team discover 'blue material' beneath the cafe, and the use of Ground Penetrating Radar and sniffer dogs reveals two suspicious sites at fields in Gloucestershire. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Beyond the Line: North...: ...Wales Traffic Cops. A new behind-the-scenes series looking at the North Wales Roads Policing Unit, where 49 officers police almost 700 miles of road. S1 Ep1 (25 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:55am The Man Putin Couldn't Kill: The incredible story of the Russian plot to kill politician Alexei Navalny - by poisoning his underpants. Plus, what will happen next in Navalny and Putin's dangerous ongoing feud? (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 3:25am 24 Hours in A&E: Phil, who's 60, is rushed to A&E in a critical condition after falling just two feet off a ladder at work. Violet, who's 93, has fallen and seriously fractured her leg. (S12 Ep7, 21) (55 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Name Dropper: Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Offtrack... Bedding: Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Awed Couple: Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends, in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife. But it's not that simple... (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Frasier-Lite: Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: The Ann Who Came to Dinner: Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Freudian Sleep: Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Chief of Hearts: While Homer is doing community service - following a mix-up with a toffee apple in a bank - he befriends Chief Wiggum. Bart gets addicted to a new game. (S21 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Great British Bake Off: Bake Off is back, as 12 new bakers make their way into a brand-new bubble. The bakers tackle mini rolls, a nostalgic teatime classic, and cakes that defy the laws of physics. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New: Spice Girls: How Girl...: ...Power Changed Britain: The quintet sack their manager and go on tour as Geri quits and five become four. Victoria and Mel B are both pregnant and under intense media scrutiny. (Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:30pm Gogglebox: Britain's top TV critics return for a new series with Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News (US Open). (S18 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:35pm New: Sixteen: Class of 2021: It's the final fortnight of school. Callum turns 16 and gets a talk from his dad about the birds and the bees. Sade lets her hair down at a party, and Aaminah gives a speech. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Grampy Rabbit loses his voice while giving Peppa's playgroup a talk about space rockets. Can Doctor Brown Bear get him speaking again? (S4 Ep 50) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Peppa's Circus: Animated series about a lovable little pig. When Grandpa Pig puts up a tent in his garden, Peppa and her friends put on a circus. (S4 Ep 49) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Mummy Pig teaches Peppa how to wink. Zoe has come to visit with her toy monkey, so Peppa teaches her what she's learnt. (S7 Ep 7) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am New: Peppa Pig: Mummy and Daddy Pig get stuck behind Mrs Badger's tractor on the way to her farm, where Peppa and George learn about how useful tractors can be, even if they aren't very fast. (S7 Ep 25) (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: The Boat Pond: Animated series. Peppa, her family and friends are playing at the pond with their toy boats. Everyone has a boat to play with except Rebecca Rabbit. (S2 Ep 12) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ryder forces Bella to attend a meeting with Roo and Martha about an art fundraiser; Irene struggles to keep up with Jasmine's constantly shifting choices. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Terese discovers that Harlow's promotion has prompted a hotel worker's strike; Chloe and Jane open a package with Nicolette's engagement ring inside. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Terese discovers that Harlow's promotion has prompted a hotel worker's strike; Chloe and Jane open a package with Nicolette's engagement ring inside. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ryder forces Bella to attend a meeting with Roo and Martha about an art fundraiser; Irene struggles to keep up with Jasmine's constantly shifting choices. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm New: GPs Behind Closed Doors : The GP's at Hall Green Health meet patients confused by advice given from different healthcare professionals. Returning patient Farheena is back in the surgery. (S7 Ep 37) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet: Peter's feeling the pressure at the Grace Lane practice when farmer Rob rushes in a struggling pregnant sheep who belongs to his two-year-old son, William. (S13 Ep 3) (1 hour)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am Bob's Burgers: The Runaway Club: Animated comedy. The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so that they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. S5 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 12:55am Bob's Burgers: Itty Bitty Ditty Committee: Animated comedy. Gene starts a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Darryl, only to be kicked out and left on his own. S5 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 1:25am Superstore: Black Friday: The employees are all struck down with food poisoning although Amy suspects her sickness might be for other reasons. Glenn has a bad trip to the pharmacy. S2 Ep10 (25 minutes)
- 1:50am Superstore: Lost and Found: The employees have a clean-out to start the new year. Amy discovers she has walked away with big money. Cheyenne proves untrustworthy. S2 Ep11 (25 minutes)
- 6:15am Love Bites: Singletons Freddie, David and Andy join Scarlett in the kitchen of love. Using just their culinary skills, the three lads will battle it out to win a date with 27-year-old Danika. S1 Ep19 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Paddy is desperate. Will's loyalty is rewarded. Diane goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Zeedan brings trouble to Alya and Yasmeen's door. Sharon gives Kelly renewed hope. Daniel offers to assist Summer with her university application. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street: Zeedan places Ryan in the frame for his beating. Kelly hears some painful truths about her father. Gemma attempts to assuage Freda's doubts. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Love Bites: Singletons Freddie, David and Andy join Scarlett in the kitchen of love. Using just their culinary skills, the three lads will battle it out to win a date with 27-year-old Danika. S1 Ep19 (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Emmerdale: Paddy is desperate. Will's loyalty is rewarded. Diane goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Coronation Street: Zeedan brings trouble to Alya and Yasmeen's door. Sharon gives Kelly renewed hope. Daniel offers to assist Summer with her university application. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Coronation Street: Zeedan places Ryan in the frame for his beating. Kelly hears some painful truths about her father. Gemma attempts to assuage Freda's doubts. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Superstore: Rebranding: A new corporate vice-president shakes things up at the store. Mateo gets involved in relationship rumours and Dina gets revenge against a snitch. S2 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Superstore: Ladies' Lunch: Rumours spread about the state of Amy's marriage. In an attempt to cheer her up, Dina organises a ladies' lunch and forces everyone to participate. S2 Ep13 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bob's Burgers: Eat, Spray, Linda: Animated comedy. It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise, but when he sends her out as a distraction, she goes missing. S5 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bob's Burgers: Housetrap: Animated comedy. The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while on holiday at a beach house in Craggy Neck and are forced to take shelter with its mysterious owner. S5 Ep19 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Plebs: The Beasts: Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus meets Delphine, a fiery activist from Gaul, while Grumio clashes with Landlady, their missing landlord's formidable mother. S3 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Plebs: Justin Junior: Sitcom about three young men who reside in ancient Rome. Grumio meets Justin, the father who left him on a hill as a baby and who now wants to make up for lost time. S3 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Throw It Away: Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering and challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. S18 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Family Guy: The Griffin Winter Games: Animated US comedy. Meg takes the Griffins by surprise when she makes the US Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. S18 Ep7 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:10am Great British Railway Journeys: Michael Portillo discovers the birthplace of British aviation in Bristol and prepares an Airbus 380 for a smooth landing at Filton. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:40am Secrets of the Museum: 3, 6. V&A experts restore a Mary Quant minidress and display Queen Victoria's writing case. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:50am The Darling Buds of May: A Breath of French Air (Part 2): Pop and Ma are enjoying their French holiday, which is more than can be said for Charley and Mariette. Primrose has problems with Marc-Antoine. S1 Ep6 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:05am Heartbeat: The Good Doctor: Nostalgic police drama series. Maggie's heart is stolen by a handsome new locum, while Andy's bravery reconciles him with Gina. S9 Ep19 (1 hour)
- 10:35am Agatha Christie's Poirot: Three Act Tragedy: Poirot is attending a dinner party when one of the guests chokes to death on a cocktail. With no trace of poison, and no apparent motive, can it be murder? S12 Ep1 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 12:40pm Heartbeat: Against All Odds: Greengrass finds his new career as a racehorse trainer threatened when the horse comes under attack. Blaketon picks up the scent of council corruption. S9 Ep20 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:50pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Cat Among the Pigeons: When priceless jewels belonging to a princess at school in England go missing, Poirot investigates and finds that things are not quite as they seem. S11 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 6:55pm Maigret: Maigret on the Defensive: Maigret comes to the aid of a young woman who claims to have been assaulted but then finds himself accused of the crime. S2 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Sting of Death: The Deddingtons' thriving bee Empire has put Granville Norton on the map, but what lengths will they go to, to ensure they're never dethroned? S21 Ep3 (2 hours)
- 11:35pm Maigret: Maigret on the Defensive: Maigret comes to the aid of a young woman who claims to have been assaulted but then finds himself accused of the crime. S2 Ep3 (1 hour 10 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 3:00am Hollywood Censored: This documentary by Clara and Julia Kuperberg examines how a set of moral guidelines known as the Hays Code influenced movie-making in Hollywood from the 30s through to the late 60s. (1 hour)
- 5:00am The Eighties: Greed is Good: A look at America's economic growth throughout the 1980s, a decade of junk bonds, S&L bailouts and pervasive Wall Street corruption. (S1, ep 6) (1 hour)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Wet Saturday: George Princey has a high standing in the community. So when his daughter kills a man, George endeavours to cover it up to avoid facing a scandal. (S7, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: Sauce For The Goose: Having arranged the death of her very wealthy husband in order to be with her lover Stephen, Olivia becomes increasingly annoyed by his lack of appreciation. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Eighties: Tear Down This Wall: A look at how Mikhail Gorbachev's rise to power ignited an astounding chain of events that culminated in the dramatic conclusion of the Cold War. (S1, ep 7) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Bird Of Prey: Jack and Edna's pet parrot dies after laying an unusually large egg. On hatching, it reveals an aggressive black-feathered bird, spelling immediate trouble. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: I Like It Here In Wilmington: When a clothing manufacturer finds himself on the verge of bankruptcy, he ponders the idea of murdering his wife for the insurance money. (S7, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm ZZ Top: Video Killed The Radio...: ...Star. Directors and musicians reveal the ideas and inspirations that helped create ZZ Top's most memorable music videos. (S6, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Accidental Death: Steve and Jane are con artists who gain access to people's homes claiming to be doing research into polish. But eventually, they meet their match. (S7, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Reconciliation: Seeking a divorce from his wife, an unhappy husband hires a private eye in the hopes of catching her with another man. But things don't quite go as expected. (S7, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Landmark: New. Artists and local communities join forces to compete for the chance to create the UK's next major landmark in this exciting new series hosted by Gemma Cairney. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Inside Art Special...: ...Vanguard: Bristol Street Art at M Shed. New. Kate Bryan goes behind the scenes at the M Shed museum in Bristol to discover a new exhibition exploring the city's connection to street art. (1 hour)
E4 (13)
- 12:15am Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Greatest Dancer, Small Fortune, Cold Feet, Famous and Fighting Crime, The Making of Me, and the News. (S13 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:25am First Dates: Computer programmer Andrew has been single for 10 years. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps 'James' and 'Andrew' return to the restaurant. (S2 Ep8, 8) (55 minutes)
- 3:20am Naked Attraction: Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 4:15am The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) (25 minutes)
- 4:40am The Goldbergs: Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: In the aftermath of yesterday's tragic events, one resident goes to extreme lengths to get justice while another struggles to cope. Leah and Ste finally see eye to eye. Diane makes a stand. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Melissa & Joey: All Up in My Business: When Joe starts to run Mel's finances he becomes convinced that her credit card statements reveal she is having an affair with a married man. (S2 Ep4, 15) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Baby Talk: Lily and Marshall have an argument about baby names, which prompts Ted to explore his own fears about fatherhood. Robin takes a dislike to her colleague. (S6 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am How I Met Your Mother: Canning Randy: Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class. Robin's friends spot her going home in her Halloween costume at dawn. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Goldbergs: Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Goldbergs: Vacation: Beverly marshals everyone for one last family vacation to Disneyland. Erica worries that Geoff wants to break up. Guest starring Christie Brinkley. (S7 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17, 18) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Suicide Squad: Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures as Peralta, Captain Holt and the team are forced to ally themselves with some old enemies. (S6 Ep18, 18) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Admiral Peralta: Jake and his father deal with unsettled family business. Amy and Rosa work a high-profile case. Terry wants to join the NYPD band. (S7 Ep10) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: The Holden Girls: Mandy &...: ...Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda and Myrtle go on a disastrous mini break. After a bust-up, Amanda faces a choice. (Ep5, 8) (35 minutes)
- 10:35pm New: The Holden Girls: Mandy &...: ...Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Myrtle embarks on her bucket list and decides to track down her childhood sweetheart. (Ep6, 8) (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm Naked Attraction: Hot tub installer Rigby has seen the world and sampled its delights, and now gets naked in search of a partner. And breast cancer survivor Judith lets loose to bag herself a man. (S5 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
Film4 (14)
- 6:40pm Sahara: (2005) Action-adventure with Matthew McConaughey, PenÂelope Cruz and Steve Zahn. A treasure hunter sets out to find a US Civil War battleship buried in the Sahara desert. Violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 9:00pm Sicario: (2015) Violent thriller starring Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. An FBI agent joins a shadowy operation to disrupt a brutal Mexican drug cartel. Strong language. (2 hours 25 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:05am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Myrtle has a disastrous experience in the First Dates restaurant. Amanda receives some poor advice. (Ep3, 8) (35 minutes)
- 12:40am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda's second album gets the green light. The bad news is that Myrtle wants to sing on it. (Ep4, 8) (25 minutes)
- 1:55am The Man Putin Couldn't Kill: The incredible story of the Russian plot to kill politician Alexei Navalny - by poisoning his underpants. Plus, what will happen next in Navalny and Putin's dangerous ongoing feud? (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 4:25am 24 Hours in A&E: Phil, who's 60, is rushed to A&E in a critical condition after falling just two feet off a ladder at work. Violet, who's 93, has fallen and seriously fractured her leg. (S12 Ep7, 21) (55 minutes)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Name Dropper: Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The King of Queens: Offtrack... Bedding: Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The King of Queens: Awed Couple: Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends, in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife. But it's not that simple... (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Frasier: Frasier-Lite: Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: The Ann Who Came to Dinner: Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Frasier: Freudian Sleep: Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Chief of Hearts: While Homer is doing community service - following a mix-up with a toffee apple in a bank - he befriends Chief Wiggum. Bart gets addicted to a new game. (S21 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Great British Bake Off: Bake Off is back, as 12 new bakers make their way into a brand-new bubble. The bakers tackle mini rolls, a nostalgic teatime classic, and cakes that defy the laws of physics. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 10:30pm New: Spice Girls: How Girl...: ...Power Changed Britain: The quintet sack their manager and go on tour as Geri quits and five become four. Victoria and Mel B are both pregnant and under intense media scrutiny. (Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:30pm Gogglebox: Britain's top TV critics return for a new series with Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News (US Open). (S18 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 1:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Daisy, who's 22 months old, has serious injuries after being kicked in the head by a racehorse at her family's stables. Florence, who's 100, has had a suspected stroke. (S10 Ep3, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:20am Father Ted: A Song for Europe: Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Eurosong contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they? (S2 Ep5, 10) (30 minutes)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick fixes up his temperamental 'van de vin' at his chateau. Erin and JB start work on their honeymoon suite and solarium, sun room. Alison and Paul make an exciting discovery. (S2 Ep17) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Devon and Cornwall: This episode meets one of the last pony-farming families on Dartmoor. Two adventurers climb Black Church Rock. And ex-miners celebrate their shared Cornish heritage in song. (S1 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick helps Stephanie to get her pizza oven working. Annabelle and Justin return from holiday to find their chateau infested with bees. Jayne and Steve finish their Nature Room. (S2 Ep27) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud returns to the New Forest to find out whether, after years of heartache, Cheryl and Alex's disaster-hit attempts to restore a medieval thatched cottage have succeeded. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Steve is rushed to A&E after hitting his head on concrete. Fleur has a pain in her leg. And Muffy, who may have had a stroke, recalls her years as airline staff with Pan Am. (S20 Ep10) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm In the Footsteps of Killers: True crime series. Young friends David Spencer and Patrick Warren went missing in 1996. Their bodies were never found. But now, Emilia Fox and David Wilson find new evidence. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Renault: Tom 'Wookie' Ford thinks sourcing a cool retro van that someone can use to sell coffee in is a no-brainer, and the boys find a Renault 4F6 - but can they make a profit at auction? (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 133: The boys find a mint condition Seat 133 in Spain, fitting in with their quest to capture the spirit of retro motorsport, but will they be able to find the right buyer? (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The boys race three front-engined supercars on an epic trip starting in Las Vegas - last one to the Mexican border is a rotten egg. The Mac drummer Mick Fleetwood guests. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 8:00pm The Last Detective: Three Steps to Hendon: Peter Davison stars as the good sleuth facing a dirty world in the quirky crime caper. Davies discovers a 1970s pop star dead, seemingly due to alcohol. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New Tricks: What you can't teach an old dog, obviously. An episode from the first series as James Bolam, Dennis Waterman and experienced detective friends probe a case of art forgery. (1 hour 25 minutes)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Renault: Tom 'Wookie' Ford thinks sourcing a cool retro van that someone can use to sell coffee in is a no-brainer, and the boys find a Renault 4F6 - but can they make a profit at auction? (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 133: The boys find a mint condition Seat 133 in Spain, fitting in with their quest to capture the spirit of retro motorsport, but will they be able to find the right buyer? (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: The boys race three front-engined supercars on an epic trip starting in Las Vegas - last one to the Mexican border is a rotten egg. The Mac drummer Mick Fleetwood guests. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 12:45am Platoon: Oscar-winning war drama starring Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, 1986. A young soldier in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted by the horrors of war. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 7:10am Dempsey and Makepeace: Armed and Extremely Dangerous: NYPD cop Jim Dempsey angers a mob figure and is sent to London for protection. His new partner Harriet Makepeace isn't sure about the brash American. S1 Ep1 (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 10:05am Minder: All Mod Cons: Drama series about a spiv and his reluctant sidekick. Terry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer. S2 Ep9 (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Dempsey and Makepeace: The Squeeze: A security van loaded with half a million pounds is hijacked and one of the security men is murdered. Dempsey and Makepeace are called to investigate. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 10:30pm The Silence of the Lambs: Oscar-winning thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster, 1991. Cannibal Hannibal Lecter is called upon by FBI agent Clarice Starling to catch a fellow serial killer. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:40pm The Silence of the Lambs: Oscar-winning thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster, 1991. Cannibal Hannibal Lecter is called upon by FBI agent Clarice Starling to catch a fellow serial killer. (1 hour 20 minutes)
Yesterday (26)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: Death Behind Bars: An American prison for the violent and deranged with links to an infamous cult leader, and a cavernous tunnel network in France offering shelter from unrelenting bombardment. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: Behind Enemy Lines: An Albanian village home to Allied secret agents, devastated for resisting the Nazi war machine, and a notorious asylum in America that enforced lobotomies on a large scale. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Steam Train Britain: Behind the scenes of three preserved steam railway lines - the South Devon Railway heritage line, the Ffestiniog and Welsh Highlands Railway and the Great Central Railway. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Wartime Crime: Godfather of London: William Charles Hill became a powerful underworld figure due to his villainy in World War II. Hear how he exploited the chaos of the Blitz to amass his fortune. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 12:00pm Be Beautiful: Sabrina Britton: Make-up tutorial. Make-up vlogger Sabrina Britton - aka LoveLaughandMakeup - shows how to pull off a Twiggy-inspired sixties look. S1 Ep12 (10 minutes)
- 12:10pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Unanswered Questions: Kate has gone AWOL, and everyone is shocked to find out where she is. Gizelle does her best to battle mother nature. S4 Ep17 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Abby: Culinary dating show. Abby from Cardiff chooses three dates from five menus. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S5 Ep16 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Stand by Meg: Animated comedy. Stewie's perspective on Meg changes when she saves him from a choking incident. He makes it his mission to create a better life for her. S18 Ep6 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: Dr Klaustus: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Roger is ready to engage his alter ego and act as the Smith family therapist, but he is sent to Iraq before starting work. S8 Ep13 (25 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: Season's Beatings: Animated comedy series. When Stan and Roger star in a Christmas play, their bad behaviour leads to disaster. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a possessed child. S8 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 1:25am Bob's Burgers: The Runaway Club: Animated comedy. The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so that they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. S5 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 1:55am Bob's Burgers: Itty Bitty Ditty Committee: Animated comedy. Gene starts a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Darryl, only to be kicked out and left on his own. S5 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 2:25am Superstore: Black Friday: The employees are all struck down with food poisoning although Amy suspects her sickness might be for other reasons. Glenn has a bad trip to the pharmacy. S2 Ep10 (25 minutes)
- 2:50am Superstore: Lost and Found: The employees have a clean-out to start the new year. Amy discovers she has walked away with big money. Cheyenne proves untrustworthy. S2 Ep11 (25 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:10am Naked Attraction: Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:15am Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Greatest Dancer, Small Fortune, Cold Feet, Famous and Fighting Crime, The Making of Me, and the News. (S13 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am First Dates: Computer programmer Andrew has been single for 10 years. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps 'James' and 'Andrew' return to the restaurant. (S2 Ep8, 8) (55 minutes)
- 4:20am Naked Attraction: Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 5:15am The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) (25 minutes)
- 5:40am The Goldbergs: Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: In the aftermath of yesterday's tragic events, one resident goes to extreme lengths to get justice while another struggles to cope. Leah and Ste finally see eye to eye. Diane makes a stand. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Melissa & Joey: All Up in My Business: When Joe starts to run Mel's finances he becomes convinced that her credit card statements reveal she is having an affair with a married man. (S2 Ep4, 15) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Baby Talk: Lily and Marshall have an argument about baby names, which prompts Ted to explore his own fears about fatherhood. Robin takes a dislike to her colleague. (S6 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: Canning Randy: Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class. Robin's friends spot her going home in her Halloween costume at dawn. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Vacation: Beverly marshals everyone for one last family vacation to Disneyland. Erica worries that Geoff wants to break up. Guest starring Christie Brinkley. (S7 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17, 18) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Suicide Squad: Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures as Peralta, Captain Holt and the team are forced to ally themselves with some old enemies. (S6 Ep18, 18) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Admiral Peralta: Jake and his father deal with unsettled family business. Amy and Rosa work a high-profile case. Terry wants to join the NYPD band. (S7 Ep10) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm New: The Holden Girls: Mandy &...: ...Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda and Myrtle go on a disastrous mini break. After a bust-up, Amanda faces a choice. (Ep5, 8) (35 minutes)
- 11:35pm New: The Holden Girls: Mandy &...: ...Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Myrtle embarks on her bucket list and decides to track down her childhood sweetheart. (Ep6, 8) (30 minutes)
5STAR (31)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: Terese discovers that Harlow's promotion has prompted a hotel worker's strike; Chloe and Jane open a package with Nicolette's engagement ring inside. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: Ziggy and Mackenzie discuss the possibility that Ziggy should visit Dan at hospital; Ari stays beside Nikau while a recently discharged Mia says goodbye. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Wentworth: The Final Sentence: Allie takes a risk to reveal Judy's identity as the murderous traitor; Judy's fate lies in the outcome of a war council held by the H1 family. (S8 Ep 15) (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV +1 (34)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Love Your Garden: Essex: Alan and his team of gardening experts head to Waltham Abbey to create a tropical escape with a yoga deck and home office at its heart for a selfless Leukaemia survivor. S10 Ep8 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Colin presents his review findings to DCS Hamish Campbell and suggests a strategy called 'Minstead Lite'. But Hamish wants Colin to stay on to see this new approach through. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Fred and Rose West: Reopened: The team discover 'blue material' beneath the cafe, and the use of Ground Penetrating Radar and sniffer dogs reveals two suspicious sites at fields in Gloucestershire. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
Pick (35)
- 2:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Rookie: Pilot: After a life-altering incident, John Nolan pursues his dream of being a police officer. But starting over isn't easy. Crime drama. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Animation. Grampy Rabbit loses his voice while giving Peppa's playgroup a talk about space rockets. Can Doctor Brown Bear get him speaking again? (S4 Ep 50) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Peppa's Circus: Animated series about a lovable little pig. When Grandpa Pig puts up a tent in his garden, Peppa and her friends put on a circus. (S4 Ep 49) (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Mummy Pig teaches Peppa how to wink. Zoe has come to visit with her toy monkey, so Peppa teaches her what she's learnt. (S7 Ep 7) (5 minutes)
- 8:35am New: Peppa Pig: Mummy and Daddy Pig get stuck behind Mrs Badger's tractor on the way to her farm, where Peppa and George learn about how useful tractors can be, even if they aren't very fast. (S7 Ep 25) (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Peppa Pig: The Boat Pond: Animated series. Peppa, her family and friends are playing at the pond with their toy boats. Everyone has a boat to play with except Rebecca Rabbit. (S2 Ep 12) (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Ryder forces Bella to attend a meeting with Roo and Martha about an art fundraiser; Irene struggles to keep up with Jasmine's constantly shifting choices. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Terese discovers that Harlow's promotion has prompted a hotel worker's strike; Chloe and Jane open a package with Nicolette's engagement ring inside. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Terese discovers that Harlow's promotion has prompted a hotel worker's strike; Chloe and Jane open a package with Nicolette's engagement ring inside. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Ryder forces Bella to attend a meeting with Roo and Martha about an art fundraiser; Irene struggles to keep up with Jasmine's constantly shifting choices. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: GPs Behind Closed Doors : The GP's at Hall Green Health meet patients confused by advice given from different healthcare professionals. Returning patient Farheena is back in the surgery. (S7 Ep 37) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet: Peter's feeling the pressure at the Grace Lane practice when farmer Rob rushes in a struggling pregnant sheep who belongs to his two-year-old son, William. (S13 Ep 3) (1 hour)
Film4+1 (46)
- 12:40am xXx: Return of Xander Cage: (2017) Action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel. Thrill-seeking secret agent Xander Cage returns for another mission. Co-starring Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone and Toni Collette. Violence. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 7:40pm Sahara: (2005) Action-adventure with Matthew McConaughey, PenÂelope Cruz and Steve Zahn. A treasure hunter sets out to find a US Civil War battleship buried in the Sahara desert. Violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 10:00pm Sicario: (2015) Violent thriller starring Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. An FBI agent joins a shadowy operation to disrupt a brutal Mexican drug cartel. Strong language. (2 hours 25 minutes)
Challenge (47)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Pointless S16: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host as contestants are asked to guess the least popular answers among the audience on a variety of topics. (S16, ep 15) (1 hour)
4seven (48)
- 12:10am First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
5SELECT (55)
- 8:00pm World War II in Colour: Documentary using modern colouring techniques to bring to life the story of World War II. This episode looks at how Hitler conquered Poland using a new form of warfare. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 12:35am Maigret: Maigret and the Hotel Majestic: Maigret is called to the scene when a beautiful woman is found dead in the basement of the Hotel Majestic with a gun in her bag. S2 Ep2 (1 hour 15 minutes)
Drama +1 (73)
- 3:45am Call the Midwife: Miranda Hart stars in the emotional drama about a group of midwives in 1950s London. Jenny's life is turned upside down when Alec has a terrible accident. (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Last Detective: Three Steps to Hendon: Peter Davison stars as the good sleuth facing a dirty world in the quirky crime caper. Davies discovers a 1970s pop star dead, seemingly due to alcohol. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 10:30pm New Tricks: What you can't teach an old dog, obviously. An episode from the first series as James Bolam, Dennis Waterman and experienced detective friends probe a case of art forgery. (1 hour 25 minutes)
More4+1 (86)
- 12:05am 24 Hours in A&E: Daisy, who's 22 months old, has serious injuries after being kicked in the head by a racehorse at her family's stables. Florence, who's 100, has had a suspected stroke. (S10 Ep3, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 2, 20. Two police officers and a flight attendant perform CPR at the scene of a motorway accident in a bid to save the life of a lorry driver who has had a cardiac arrest at the wheel. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 58, 60. Featuring a large detached house in Wimbledon, a four-bed semi in Nottingham and a terrace in Ebbw Vale that is riddled with damp. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning is at the helm of today's show at Nottingham race course. While Steph Connell and Thomas Forrester help their teams, Anita gets to the bottom of a local UFO. (45 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 2:10am Saving Lives at Sea: 3, 10. The lifeboat volunteers face a battle to rescue a 170-ton fishing boat from the rocks. (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:55am The Man Putin Couldn't Kill: The incredible story of the Russian plot to kill politician Alexei Navalny - by poisoning his underpants. Plus, what will happen next in Navalny and Putin's dangerous ongoing feud? (1 hour 40 minutes)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 1:10am Great British Railway Journeys: Michael Portillo discovers the birthplace of British aviation in Bristol and prepares an Airbus 380 for a smooth landing at Filton. (30 minutes)
- 2:40am Secrets of the Museum: 3, 6. Behind the scenes at the V&A, a Mary Quant minidress needs a deep clean. Queen Victoria's writing case goes on show, and curators acquire the banners of Extinction Rebellion. (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: The Admirable Penfold. Animated series. The Baron and Penfold are stranded on a desert island. In the skies above, there is a race to snatch Brunel's All Encompassing Remote Control. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Colonel Danger Mouse. Animated series. When Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker colonel. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: Follow the Leader. The Mobile Unit goes undercover as villains to try and stop The Shadow. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Erin and the Penguins. Adventurer Erin is on a mission to film rockhopper penguins on the Falkland Islands. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Mayflower...: ...Malarkey. Mayflower Malarkey. The Puritans set sail, Queen Elizabeth I loses a colony, and the Founding Fathers sing! (30 minutes)
- 11:25am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Land of Giants. Steve Backshall focuses on the biggest dinosaurs to have walked the Earth. In his dino den, he starts by meeting the Argentinosaurus. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Danger Mouse: Lost in Exaggeration. Danger Mouse's popularity skyrockets to dizzying heights when Quark unleashes his Exaggerator Device. (10 minutes)
- 12:05pm Danger Mouse: The World Is Full of Stuff. Penfold disappears when stuff all over the world goes missing. (10 minutes)
- 12:30pm Danny and Mick: Football Fools. Danny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads. (15 minutes)
- 2:55pm Danny and Mick: Break a Leg. Danny and Mick have to play Romeo and Juliet after a theatre company leaves them in the lurch. (15 minutes)
- 4:35pm Odd Squad: Dr O No. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Oona meets Dr O's replacement. (10 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: Agent 58. Animated series. A new shape-shifting agent tests DM and Penfold's partnership to the limit at the criminal world's annual convention. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm New: Lagging: TEAM SMoRCLe Assemble. TEAM SMoRCLe are finally going to be together at Gamingcon. However, as the boys start to spread out, Sol feels his team are falling apart. (30 minutes)
- 7:45pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: Time Capsule. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. The kids discover something buried in the garden and Justine tells everyone Tracy's secret. (15 minutes)
- 8:30pm Still So Awkward: Audition. Lily is desperate to attend an audition even though she doesn't have an agent or know what the role is for, while Frankie is keen to prove herself as an artist and businesswoman. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:10am Bing: Puppet Show. Bing and Sula are doing a puppet show for Flop, Amma and Pando, and Coco wants to join in. But Bing's loud Biteysaurus isn't welcome, as he is hurting Sula's ears! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Charlie Did It. Bing teaches Charlie how to throw but accidentally knocks the fruit over. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Helping Hoppity. Bing, Sula and Pando are playing superheroes in the park. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Lost Tunnels. Animated series. When Benjamin gets lost in a network of underground tunnels, Peter and Lily set out to find him. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Bowhead Whales. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts attempt to rescue a group of narwhals trapped behind Arctic ice. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Rock and Roll. Animated preschool series. Bitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Story. Bing and Coco have a disagreement over what story to read to Charlie. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About Louder and Louder. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are making a lot of noise in the kitchen - and they seem to be getting louder and louder. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:30am New: My First Festival: Harvest: Harvest. We follow James and his family as they learn about and celebrate the bountiful harvest season. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
CBeebies HD (205)
- 6:10am Bing: Puppet Show. Bing and Sula are doing a puppet show for Flop, Amma and Pando, and Coco wants to join in. But Bing's loud Biteysaurus isn't welcome, as he is hurting Sula's ears! (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Charlie Did It. Bing teaches Charlie how to throw but accidentally knocks the fruit over. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Helping Hoppity. Bing, Sula and Pando are playing superheroes in the park. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Lost Tunnels. Animated series. When Benjamin gets lost in a network of underground tunnels, Peter and Lily set out to find him. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Bowhead Whales. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts attempt to rescue a group of narwhals trapped behind Arctic ice. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Rock and Roll. Animated preschool series. Bitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Story. Bing and Coco have a disagreement over what story to read to Charlie. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About Louder and Louder. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are making a lot of noise in the kitchen - and they seem to be getting louder and louder. (15 minutes)
- 11:30am New: My First Festival: Harvest: Harvest. We follow James and his family as they learn about and celebrate the bountiful harvest season. (15 minutes)
- 12:25pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Epidexipteryx and Tail Feather. Preschool adventure series. Andy heads 160 million years into the past in search of a feather belonging to a tiny dinosaur called the epidexipteryx. (15 minutes)
Wednesday 22nd September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 12:05am Patrick Kielty: One Hundred...: ...Years of Union. Patrick Kielty explores what the future holds for Northern Ireland in its centenary year. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 3, 20. A teenage girl rings her parents to tell them their home is on fire, and her father braves the smoke and flames to save her. Also, a young mum gives birth in her car. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 59, 80. Featuring a four-storey mid-terrace in Ramsgate, a two-bed semi in London, and a bungalow in Bilston in the West Midlands. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Today's reds and blues are bargain hunting in Lincolnshire with the help of experts Nick Hall and Gary Pe, while Charlie Ross learns about the rules on finding treasure. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Doctors: 76, 196. With a little help from Zara and the team, the lives of a stand-up comic and a young homeless man are changed forever. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: 19, 25. Jules Hudson helps a couple find a perfect retirement retreat in the Cornish countryside. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Repair Shop: 17, 20. Jay Blades and the team restore a musical jewellery box, a Victorian railway lamp, three agricultural trophies and a Brownie toadstool. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Prince Philip: The Royal Family...: ...Remembers. A tribute to Prince Philip in his one hundredth year, filmed before and after his death. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:35pm Gossip Girl: As Halloween approaches, Zoya and Julien decide to team up. Contains strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature. Also in HD. (1 hour)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:05am A Killing in Tiger Bay: 1, 3. On Valentine's Day 1988, a young girl is discovered murdered in Cardiff's docklands. Contains strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 7:15am Escape to the Country: 53, 53. The bluebells are out in Devon as Sonali Shah helps a young couple search for a new home with enough land to start a glamping business. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00am Pride of Place - Our Lives: Documentary about an LGBTQ+ committee planning the first rural Pride parade in Mid Ulster. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 6, 6. Mariella Frostrup and Rev Richard Coles host the final of the amateur painting competition, with the artists facing two nail-biting challenges. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Heathrow: Britain's...: ...Busiest Airport. With the new complicated regulations for travel, it's not surprising passengers are starting to fight back. The Aviation police enforce the new rules. S7 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Will the Force Tasking Group fund Colin's high stakes gamble? Not only is it expensive, but there's absolutely no guarantee it will work. S2 Ep3 (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 1:25am Joe Lycett's Got Your Back: Stephen Mulhern co-hosts a new game show with Joe, and Rosie Jones investigates the lack of diversity in kids' toys. Plus: black box car insurance and the rising price of Freddos. (S3 Ep2) (50 minutes)
- 3:15am The Handmaid's Tale: The Last Ceremony: Dystopian drama. A frustrated Serena Joy becomes desperate, Nick pushes Eden further away, and Offred is faced with an unexpected reunion. (S2 Ep10, 13) (1 hour)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger: Doug discovers a new aftershave that he really likes. Carrie hates it, but he decides to keep wearing it in secret anyway. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance: When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Poor Judgement: Doug decides to become a bartender, but soon discovers that the job isn't as much fun as he thought it would be, while Arthur enters the world of politics. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Caught in the Act: Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Boo!: Frasier dresses up as a clown, to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Coots and Ladders: Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Changing Rooms: In Bury St Edmunds, Leanna and Jamie have reached decorative deadlock in their uninspiring living room, while Donna wants the wow factor in her bedroom. (S1 Ep6, 6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Grand Designs: Gretta plans to build a Malaysian-inspired pavilion, designed by her nephew, on her sister and brother-in-law's land in Ely. Will this family affair and story of renewal end in harmony? (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Sex Actually with Alice...: ...Levine: Across the UK, Alice explores what sex means for modern Brits: pleasure, money, something spiritual? This time, she meets 'cam' couples monetising their sex lives online. (Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Death on the Common: My...: ...Mother's Murder: Rachel Nickell was murdered on Wimbledon Common in 1992 with her toddler son Alex the only witness. Almost 30 years later, Alex revisits his mum's killing. (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: The Fish Pond: Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. (S4 Ep 50) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: The Olden Days: Animation. Mummy Pig shows Peppa and her friend Suzy Sheep some old photographs from when they were babies. (S4 Ep 51) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Police Officer Panda and Police Officer Squirrel visit Peppa's playgroup. They offer two lucky children the chance to spend the day with them. (S7 Ep 8) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the gar-den and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: The Traffic Jam: Animated series. Granny and Grandpa Pig have invited Peppa and her family to lunch. On the way, Peppa's family get caught in a very long traffic jam. (S2 Ep 13) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:00am American Dad!: Stan's Best Friend: Animated series. When the family's new pet suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident. S8 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: The Worst Stan: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. In a bid to fulfil his dream of being a best man, Stan convinces his last single friend to get married. S8 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 1:00am Bob's Burgers: Eat, Spray, Linda: Animated comedy. It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise, but when he sends her out as a distraction, she goes missing. S5 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Bob's Burgers: Housetrap: Animated comedy. The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while on holiday at a beach house in Craggy Neck and are forced to take shelter with its mysterious owner. S5 Ep19 (25 minutes)
- 1:55am Superstore: Rebranding: A new corporate vice-president shakes things up at the store. Mateo gets involved in relationship rumours and Dina gets revenge against a snitch. S2 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 2:25am Superstore: Ladies' Lunch: Rumours spread about the state of Amy's marriage. In an attempt to cheer her up, Dina organises a ladies' lunch and forces everyone to participate. S2 Ep13 (25 minutes)
- 6:15am Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
- 11:30am Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Superstore: Valentine's Day: Amy and Glenn set their colleagues up with each other to celebrate Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jonah attempts to catch a shoplifter. S2 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Superstore: Super Hot Store: Sitcom. The store starts to heat up when the thermostat breaks. Glenn is counselled by Cheyenne while trying to fix the heater. S2 Ep15 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bob's Burgers: Hawk & Chick: Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series. S5 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bob's Burgers: The Oeder Games: Animated comedy. Bob and the other tenants of Ocean Avenue learn that they must convince Fischoeder to keep their rents reasonable. S5 Ep21 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: Girl, Internetted: Meg becomes internet famous, leading her and Peter on an adventure as they try to build her following. Elsewhere, Brian and Stewie revel in their new rental car. S18 Ep19 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Con Heiress: US animated comedy. Brian and Stewie become rivals as they compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, elderly heiress. S18 Ep8 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Pawtucket Pete: Peter and Brian go head to head to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale when the brewery's bosses decide to change the company mascot. S18 Ep9 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Less Money, Mo' Problems: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After accusing Hayley and Jeff of freeloading, Stan bets that he and Francine can live frugally for a month. S8 Ep15 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 12:15am Motherland: 1, 6. Sitcom. Julia moves out of her comfort zone when she reluctantly invites the entire class to her daughter's birthday party. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:45am Great British Railway Journeys: With purple, green and yellow ribbons flying, and sporting ankle bells, Michael Portillo is led a merry dance in Stogumber - all in the name of fertility. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Great British Railway Journeys: Steered by his early 20th-century Bradshaw's railway guide, Michael Portillo boldly goes to the moon by way of the Cornish Riviera Express. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Wild Brazil: 2, 3. Nature documentary series. The capuchin monkey, giant otter and coati families are put to the test by Brazil's monsoon rains and floods. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Beginning and End of the...: ...Universe. 1, 2. Jim Al-Khalili takes us back in time to tackle the question of how the universe began. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Beginning and End of the...: ...Universe. 2, 2. A look into the distant future to try to discover how the universe will end. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 8:05am Heartbeat: Against All Odds: Greengrass finds his new career as a racehorse trainer threatened when the horse comes under attack. Blaketon picks up the scent of council corruption. S9 Ep20 (1 hour)
- 10:35am Agatha Christie's Poirot: Cat Among the Pigeons: When priceless jewels belonging to a princess at school in England go missing, Poirot investigates and finds that things are not quite as they seem. S11 Ep2 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 12:40pm Heartbeat: Desperate Measures: Nostalgic police drama series set in a Yorkshire village in the 1960s. Maggie faces an agonising ordeal when she gets involved with a troubled family. S9 Ep21 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:50pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Hallowe'en Party: Novelist Ariadne Oliver calls in her old friend Poirot to investigate a drowning at a Hallowe'en party. S12 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 6:55pm Maigret: Maigret's Boyhood Friend: An old school friend contacts Maigret and pleads for the Chief Inspector's help in finding his girlfriend's killer. S2 Ep4 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Appointment with Death: Drama. When the wealthy Lady Boynton is murdered while with her family on an archaeological hunt in Syria, Poirot is drawn into solving the mystery. S11 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 10:00pm Blue Murder: Hit and Run: DCI Janine Lewis returns after her maternity leave, only to be plunged into a murder investigation and then witness a hit-and-run incident. S2 Ep1 (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 11:35pm Maigret: Maigret's Boyhood Friend: An old school friend contacts Maigret and pleads for the Chief Inspector's help in finding his girlfriend's killer. S2 Ep4 (1 hour 15 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 5:00am The Eighties: Tear Down This Wall: A look at how Mikhail Gorbachev's rise to power ignited an astounding chain of events that culminated in the dramatic conclusion of the Cold War. (S1, ep 7) (1 hour)
- 6:00am Hollywood Singing & Dancing: A look at how musical films of the 1980s, such as Footloose and Dirty Dancing, made dancing part of the story. A decade later, the 1990s saw the rise of musical animations. (12 of 13) (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Bird Of Prey: Jack and Edna's pet parrot dies after laying an unusually large egg. On hatching, it reveals an aggressive black-feathered bird, spelling immediate trouble. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: I Like It Here In Wilmington: When a clothing manufacturer finds himself on the verge of bankruptcy, he ponders the idea of murdering his wife for the insurance money. (S7, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Eighties: Technology Gets Personal: A look at how the personal computer, the internet and video games all became part of daily life thanks to innovations made during the 1980s. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Accidental Death: Steve and Jane are con artists who gain access to people's homes claiming to be doing research into polish. But eventually, they meet their match. (S7, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Reconciliation: Seeking a divorce from his wife, an unhappy husband hires a private eye in the hopes of catching her with another man. But things don't quite go as expected. (S7, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Bjork: Video Killed The...: ...Radio Star. A fascinating look at the creative processes behind some of Bjork's most iconic music videos. (S6, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Mugger: When a married politician falls in love with a woman at a party, things soon go wrong and his entire career and reputation are put in jeopardy. (S7, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Open Window: When a young man climbs through the window of a Connecticut hunting lodge, he emerges on the other side in a strange new world. (S7, ep 15) (30 minutes)
E4 (13)
- 12:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair television critics think of This Morning, The Chase Celebrity Special, Baptiste, The Sex Clinic and Child Genius? (S13 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:10am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda and Myrtle go on a disastrous mini break. After a big bust-up, Amanda faces a decision. (Ep5, 8) (25 minutes)
- 2:35am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. A rejuvenated Myrtle embarks on her bucket list and decides to track down her childhood sweetheart. (Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 3:00am First Dates: Can Jayden hide his Don Juan ways from Isabel? Will estate agent John give Sarah, who's deaf, the butterflies in the stomach she's hoping for? (S3 Ep2, 9) (55 minutes)
- 3:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:45am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Valloweaster: The squad competes in an effort to determine who is the greatest human, genius. (S7 Ep11) (25 minutes)
- 5:10am The Goldbergs: Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23, 23) (25 minutes)
- 5:35am The Goldbergs: Vacation: Beverly marshals everyone for one last family vacation to Disneyland. Erica worries that Geoff wants to break up. Guest starring Christie Brinkley. (S7 Ep1, 22) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Natural History: When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Goldbergs: Dana's Back: Adam gets a blast from the past in the shape of Dana - his first love. Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are heading to college with nowhere to live. (S7 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Goldbergs: Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Manhunter: Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt is made on a city councillor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer. (S7 Ep1) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Captain Kim: A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party. (S7 Ep2) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ransom: Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that is exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business. (S7 Ep12) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: One Stop Wedding Shop: Brand new: From the traditional to the outlandish, an elite team of expert designers and stylists make brides and grooms' wildest wedding dreams come true at this bespoke wedding boutique. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Naked Attraction: Mum Michelle goes naked in the hope of finding her leading man. And gym bunny Adam from Essex hopes that his new body confidence will help him meet a partner who's fit like him. (S5 Ep4, 5) (1 hour)
Film4 (14)
- 12:40pm Cottage to Let: (1941) Comedy-thriller starring Leslie Banks as an inventor working on a top-secret device at his remote Scottish home, who becomes the target for Nazi spies determined to kidnap him. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Sicario 2: Soldado: (2018) Action sequel with Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. Can two operatives stop Mexican drug cartels smuggling terrorists into the US? Strong language, gory violence, terrorism. (2 hours 25 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:35am New: Sixteen: Class of 2021: It's the final fortnight of school. Callum turns 16 and gets a talk from his dad about the birds and the bees. Sade lets her hair down at a party, and Aaminah gives a speech. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 2:25am Joe Lycett's Got Your Back: Stephen Mulhern co-hosts a new game show with Joe, and Rosie Jones investigates the lack of diversity in kids' toys. Plus: black box car insurance and the rising price of Freddos. (S3 Ep2) (50 minutes)
- 4:15am The Handmaid's Tale: The Last Ceremony: Dystopian drama. A frustrated Serena Joy becomes desperate, Nick pushes Eden further away, and Offred is faced with an unexpected reunion. (S2 Ep10, 13) (1 hour)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger: Doug discovers a new aftershave that he really likes. Carrie hates it, but he decides to keep wearing it in secret anyway. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance: When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The King of Queens: Poor Judgement: Doug decides to become a bartender, but soon discovers that the job isn't as much fun as he thought it would be, while Arthur enters the world of politics. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Frasier: Caught in the Act: Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Boo!: Frasier dresses up as a clown, to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Frasier: Coots and Ladders: Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Changing Rooms: In Bury St Edmunds, Leanna and Jamie have reached decorative deadlock in their uninspiring living room, while Donna wants the wow factor in her bedroom. (S1 Ep6, 6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Grand Designs: Gretta plans to build a Malaysian-inspired pavilion, designed by her nephew, on her sister and brother-in-law's land in Ely. Will this family affair and story of renewal end in harmony? (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New: Sex Actually with Alice...: ...Levine: Across the UK, Alice explores what sex means for modern Brits: pleasure, money, something spiritual? This time, she meets 'cam' couples monetising their sex lives online. (Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 12:10am 24 Hours in A&E: Steve is rushed to A&E after hitting his head on concrete. Fleur has a pain in her leg. And Muffy, who may have had a stroke, recalls her years as airline staff with Pan Am. (S20 Ep10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:15am In the Footsteps of Killers: True crime series. Young friends David Spencer and Patrick Warren went missing in 1996. Their bodies were never found. But now, Emilia Fox and David Wilson find new evidence. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am Food Unwrapped: Can eating too many poppy seeds make you fail a drugs test? Kate Quilton learns the consequences of tipping cooking oil down the drain. Plus: ancient grain bread. (S15 Ep1) (35 minutes)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Erin and JB host a 90th birthday party. May and her family start turning a rundown outbuilding into a yoga retreat. For Tim and Margreeth, it's the day of the wedding party. (S2 Ep18) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Devon and Cornwall: A floating restaurant in Mylor Creek opens after months of planning. Volunteers clean up the coves around Lansallos. And Dartmoor sheep farmers prepare for the Widecombe Fair. (S1 Ep3) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Angel shows Stephanie the best way to frame her father's original artwork. Justin and Annabelle put up their shutters. Jayne and Steve complete their Little French Room. (S2 Ep28) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits a lochside pavilion in Scotland to see if Jim Fairfull has delivered the healthy, tranquil life he set out to create for his family. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm 999: What's Your Emergency?: A look at the challenges South Yorkshire Police face with time-wasting 999 calls and also with helping vulnerable people, including a confused lady who can't find her way home. (S13 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode is about the importance of powerful and resilient bonds. Cyril, who's 91, has been in a car crash. Five-year-old Roman has a pencil stuck in his ear. (S10 Ep4, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Jetta: The boys are on the hunt for a car that screams the 1980s and find what they're looking for with a two-door VW Jetta, but Tim opens a can of worms when he removes the headlining. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 600: Jonny thinks he can turn a profit on the relatively unknown Seat 600 and purchases one from Barcelona, as the Lazy Boys try to tap into the market for bubble cars. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: The boys race three front-engined supercars on an epic trip starting in Las Vegas - last one to the Mexican border is a rotten egg. The Mac drummer Mick Fleetwood guests. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: The boys' competitive streak rears its head as they race from Wembley to Milan. Clarkson is in a Shelby Mustang GT500, with Hammond and May on the train. Amy MacDonald guests. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 12:05am Waking the Dead: Yahrzeit: The unsolved mysteries of the past are probed in the cult mystery series. A package containing a Nazi dagger sparks an investigation into the murder of a girl in 1945. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 2:25am Call the Midwife: Drama about a group of midwives in 1950s London. A young woman with Down's syndrome is found to be pregnant. The nuns organise celebrations for Sister Evangelina's jubilee. (1 hour 35 minutes)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Jetta: The boys are on the hunt for a car that screams the 1980s and find what they're looking for with a two-door VW Jetta, but Tim opens a can of worms when he removes the headlining. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 600: Jonny thinks he can turn a profit on the relatively unknown Seat 600 and purchases one from Barcelona, as the Lazy Boys try to tap into the market for bubble cars. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The boys race three front-engined supercars on an epic trip starting in Las Vegas - last one to the Mexican border is a rotten egg. The Mac drummer Mick Fleetwood guests. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The boys' competitive streak rears its head as they race from Wembley to Milan. Clarkson is in a Shelby Mustang GT500, with Hammond and May on the train. Amy MacDonald guests. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 2:00am Lethal Weapon: A Game of Chicken: Against Murtaugh's advice, Cole reaches out to Tom Barnes to help with a case that hits close to home, putting Murtaugh and Cole's partnership to the test. S3 Ep14 (55 minutes)
- 7:45am Dempsey and Makepeace: The Squeeze: A security van loaded with half a million pounds is hijacked and one of the security men is murdered. Dempsey and Makepeace are called to investigate. S1 Ep2 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:55am Minder: Diamonds Are a Girl's Worst Enemy: Drama series about a self-styled entrepreneur and his reluctant sidekick. An old adversary's car mysteriously disappears while Terry is minding it. S2 Ep10 (1 hour)
- 2:45pm Dempsey and Makepeace: Lucky Streak: After a robbery and a murder in a London casino, Dempsey and Makepeace become involved in the search for a girl who wears a rare antique necklace. S1 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:55pm Minder: The Old School Tie: Comedy drama series about the shady dealings of a loveable rogue. When an old friend of Terry's escapes from prison, he wants him to help prove his innocence. S2 Ep11 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Lone Survivor: The tale of four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralise a high-level Al-Qaeda operative who are ambushed by the enemy in the mountains of Afghanistan. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Lone Survivor: The tale of four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralise a high-level Al-Qaeda operative who are ambushed by the enemy in the mountains of Afghanistan. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 11:35pm Total Recall: Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1990. A man struggling with surreal dreams visits a memory implant specialist to ease the problem, but trouble soon follows... (1 hour)
Yesterday (26)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: The Lost Pirate City: What happened to an infamous pirate city in Jamaica? Also, a grim gulag in Croatia and a Louisiana plantation caught up in the aftermath of the American Civil War. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: Forbidden Island: Examining a ghost island once belonging to a secretive country on the fringes of Europe. Also, a haunting site in the UK with evidence of strange burial practices. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Steam Train Britain: At the Ffestiniog and Welsh Highlands Railway, manager Stephen Greig is trying to ensure that all goes to plan ahead of the opening of the new station at Caernarfon. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 12:30pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Mom's the Word: Robyn and Juan solidify their relationship. Karen reveals her perfume with an extravagant soiree. Ashley visits the doctor after taking a pregnancy test. S4 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Jason: Dating series. Jason from Essex dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S5 Ep17 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Mummy Diaries Extra: Little...: ...Darlings. Little Darlings: In this hilarious best-of special, the mums are stepping aside and the kids of Mummy Diaries take centre stage to show the adults how it's done. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Throw It Away: Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering and challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. S18 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Family Guy: The Griffin Winter Games: Animated US comedy. Meg takes the Griffins by surprise when she makes the US Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. S18 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 1:00am American Dad!: Stan's Best Friend: Animated series. When the family's new pet suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident. S8 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 1:30am American Dad!: The Worst Stan: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. In a bid to fulfil his dream of being a best man, Stan convinces his last single friend to get married. S8 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 2:00am Bob's Burgers: Eat, Spray, Linda: Animated comedy. It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise, but when he sends her out as a distraction, she goes missing. S5 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Bob's Burgers: Housetrap: Animated comedy. The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while on holiday at a beach house in Craggy Neck and are forced to take shelter with its mysterious owner. S5 Ep19 (25 minutes)
- 2:55am Superstore: Rebranding: A new corporate vice-president shakes things up at the store. Mateo gets involved in relationship rumours and Dina gets revenge against a snitch. S2 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 3:25am Superstore: Ladies' Lunch: Rumours spread about the state of Amy's marriage. In an attempt to cheer her up, Dina organises a ladies' lunch and forces everyone to participate. S2 Ep13 (25 minutes)
- 7:15am Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Love Bites: Elvis impersonator Freddie is back for a second time - will his cooking skills help him bag a date with 28-year-old Jessica from London? S1 Ep20 (1 hour)
- 1:30pm Emmerdale: Paddy makes a dangerous deal. The Woolpack is broken into. (1 hour)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am Naked Attraction: Hot tub installer Rigby has seen the world and sampled its delights, and now gets naked in search of a partner. And breast cancer survivor Judith lets loose to bag herself a man. (S5 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest armchair television critics think of This Morning, The Chase Celebrity Special, Baptiste, The Sex Clinic and Child Genius? (S13 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:10am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. Amanda and Myrtle go on a disastrous mini break. After a big bust-up, Amanda faces a decision. (Ep5, 8) (25 minutes)
- 3:35am The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle: Brand new series: Documentary-style series with Amanda Holden and her nan Myrtle. A rejuvenated Myrtle embarks on her bucket list and decides to track down her childhood sweetheart. (Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 4:00am First Dates: Can Jayden hide his Don Juan ways from Isabel? Will estate agent John give Sarah, who's deaf, the butterflies in the stomach she's hoping for? (S3 Ep2, 9) (55 minutes)
- 4:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:20am The Big Bang Theory: The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:45am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Valloweaster: The squad competes in an effort to determine who is the greatest human, genius. (S7 Ep11) (25 minutes)
- 6:10am The Goldbergs: Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:35am The Goldbergs: Vacation: Beverly marshals everyone for one last family vacation to Disneyland. Erica worries that Geoff wants to break up. Guest starring Christie Brinkley. (S7 Ep1, 22) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Will Sylver give Mercedes another chance? It's Damon's birthday, but there's no cause for celebration after recent events. Warren does damage control. A house guest gets under Tom's feet. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Natural History: When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: Dana's Back: Adam gets a blast from the past in the shape of Dana - his first love. Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are heading to college with nowhere to live. (S7 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Manhunter: Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt is made on a city councillor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer. (S7 Ep1) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Captain Kim: A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party. (S7 Ep2) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ransom: Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that is exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business. (S7 Ep12) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm New: One Stop Wedding Shop: Brand new: From the traditional to the outlandish, an elite team of expert designers and stylists make brides and grooms' wildest wedding dreams come true at this bespoke wedding boutique. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Paramount Network (32)
- 3:45am Street Crime UK: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. In an episode that reveals how CCTV is helping to fight a rise in street theft, Nick Wallis joins the Met Police's robbery squads on a busy Friday night. (S1 Ep 3) (50 minutes)
ITV +1 (34)
- 12:45am Beyond the Line: North...: ...Wales Traffic Cops. A new behind-the-scenes series looking at the North Wales Roads Policing Unit, where 49 officers police almost 700 miles of road. S1 Ep1 (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Heathrow: Britain's...: ...Busiest Airport. With the new complicated regulations for travel, it's not surprising passengers are starting to fight back. The Aviation police enforce the new rules. S7 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Will the Force Tasking Group fund Colin's high stakes gamble? Not only is it expensive, but there's absolutely no guarantee it will work. S2 Ep3 (1 hour)
Pick (35)
- 2:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm S.W.A.T.: Criminal Minds' Shemar Moore takes on LA's bad guys as new SWAT leader Daniel 'Hondo' Harrelson. Action-packed reboot. Fast & Furious's Justin Lin directs. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm S.W.A.T.: Cuchillo: Hondo (Criminal Minds' Shemar Moore) gets a shot at proving he's worthy of the top spot when a notorious and vengeful drug dealer breaks out of jail. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: The Fish Pond: Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. (S4 Ep 50) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: The Olden Days: Animation. Mummy Pig shows Peppa and her friend Suzy Sheep some old photographs from when they were babies. (S4 Ep 51) (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Police Officer Panda and Police Officer Squirrel visit Peppa's playgroup. They offer two lucky children the chance to spend the day with them. (S7 Ep 8) (5 minutes)
- 8:35am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the gar-den and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Peppa Pig: The Traffic Jam: Animated series. Granny and Grandpa Pig have invited Peppa and her family to lunch. On the way, Peppa's family get caught in a very long traffic jam. (S2 Ep 13) (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (46)
- 1:40pm Cottage to Let: (1941) Comedy-thriller starring Leslie Banks as an inventor working on a top-secret device at his remote Scottish home, who becomes the target for Nazi spies determined to kidnap him. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 10:00pm Sicario 2: Soldado: (2018) Action sequel with Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. Can two operatives stop Mexican drug cartels smuggling terrorists into the US? Strong language, gory violence, terrorism. (2 hours 25 minutes)
Challenge (47)
- 11:00am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (35 minutes)
- 12:05pm Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (25 minutes)
- 12:30pm Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S15, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Pointless S16: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host as contestants are asked to guess the least popular answers among the audience on a variety of topics. (S16, ep 16) (1 hour)
4seven (48)
- 12:40am Spice Girls: How Girl Power...: ...Changed Britain: The quintet sack their manager and go on tour as Geri quits and five become four. Victoria and Mel B are both pregnant and under intense media scrutiny. (Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 12:35am Maigret: Maigret on the Defensive: Maigret comes to the aid of a young woman who claims to have been assaulted but then finds himself accused of the crime. S2 Ep3 (1 hour 10 minutes)
Drama +1 (73)
- 1:05am Waking the Dead: Yahrzeit: The unsolved mysteries of the past are probed in the cult mystery series. A package containing a Nazi dagger sparks an investigation into the murder of a girl in 1945. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 3:25am Call the Midwife: Drama about a group of midwives in 1950s London. A young woman with Down's syndrome is found to be pregnant. The nuns organise celebrations for Sister Evangelina's jubilee. (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 11:00pm New Tricks: Dennis Waterman stars as the seasoned cop team investigate the murder of a young peace protester, killed near a nuclear base in 1984. Are they about to expose a cover-up? (1 hour 20 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 12:05am Patrick Kielty: One Hundred...: ...Years of Union. Patrick Kielty explores what the future holds for Northern Ireland in its centenary year. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. (1 hour)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:05am A Killing in Tiger Bay: 1, 3. On Valentine's Day 1988, a young girl is discovered murdered in Cardiff's docklands. Contains strong language. (1 hour)
- 7:15am Escape to the Country: 53, 53. The bluebells are out in Devon as Sonali Shah helps a young couple search for a new home with enough land to start a glamping business. (45 minutes)
- 8:00am Pride of Place - Our Lives: Documentary about an LGBTQ+ committee planning the first rural Pride parade in Mid Ulster. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 6, 6. Mariella Frostrup and Rev Richard Coles host the final of the amateur painting competition, with the artists facing two nail-biting challenges. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport: With the new complicated regulations for travel, it's not surprising passengers are starting to fight back. The Aviation police enforce the new rules. S7 Ep7 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: Will the Force Tasking Group fund Colin's high stakes gamble? Not only is it expensive, but there's absolutely no guarantee it will work. S2 Ep3 (1 hour)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: The Fish Pond: Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. (S4 Ep 50) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: The Olden Days: Animation. Mummy Pig shows Peppa and her friend Suzy Sheep some old photographs from when they were babies. (S4 Ep 51) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Police Officer Panda and Police Officer Squirrel visit Peppa's playgroup. They offer two lucky children the chance to spend the day with them. (S7 Ep 8) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the gar-den and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: The Traffic Jam: Animated series. Granny and Grandpa Pig have invited Peppa and her family to lunch. On the way, Peppa's family get caught in a very long traffic jam. (S2 Ep 13) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 12:15am Motherland: 1, 6. Sitcom. Julia moves out of her comfort zone when she reluctantly invites the entire class to her daughter's birthday party. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 12:45am Great British Railway Journeys: With purple, green and yellow ribbons flying, and sporting ankle bells, Michael Portillo is led a merry dance in Stogumber - all in the name of fertility. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Great British Railway Journeys: Steered by his early 20th-century Bradshaw's railway guide, Michael Portillo boldly goes to the moon by way of the Cornish Riviera Express. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Wild Brazil: 2, 3. Nature documentary series. The capuchin monkey, giant otter and coati families are put to the test by Brazil's monsoon rains and floods. (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand. Animated series. Envious at Danger Mouse's ever-growing medal collection, Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold accompany Professor Squawkencluck to a science convention, and Squawk swaps bodies with King Kong Brunel. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: End of the Road, Part 1. The Mobile Unit heads to Australia to stop The Shadow from causing worldwide oddness. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Jahawi and the Dolphins. Jahawi hopes to find a rare species of dolphin and protect them before it's too late. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Sport Special: Sport Special. All the top sporting action from the past, including Emperor Nero and Jesse Owens singing the history of the Olympics. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Deadly Defenders. Steve Backshall goes on a mission to track down the deadliest of all dinosaur defenders. He unleashes an tail-swinging robot that goes on the rampage. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Danger Mouse: Danger Mouse Begins... Again! Animated series. Danger Mouse explodes back into action and is instantly dismissed for destroying half of London. Can the world survive? (25 minutes)
- 12:35pm Danny and Mick: Undercover Customer. Joy calls in an undercover customer to check on her team - leaving Danny and Mick suspecting everybody. (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Triple Booked. When the judge of a cake decorating class leaves, Danny has to take her place, on top of teaching a judo class and having a performance review. (15 minutes)
- 4:35pm Odd Squad: Negative Town. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents go to Negative Town to track a villain. (10 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: Thanks a Minion! Animated series. Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto tries to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm New: Nova Jones: Friends of Nova. Nova prevents environmental disaster when her stuff pollutes a nearby planet. (30 minutes)
- 7:25pm My Life: I'm Like a Fish: I'm Like a Fish. Mohammed from Gaza is on a mission to be his nation's first Olympic swimming champion. He competes for a place on the team and makes a 2,000-mile journey alone. (25 minutes)
- 7:55pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: Football Trial. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. It's sports day at the Dumping Ground, but Tracy has bigger ambitions for Lol. (15 minutes)
- 8:35pm Lagging: TEAM SMoRCLe Assemble. TEAM SMoRCLe are finally going to be together at Gamingcon. However, as the boys start to spread out, Sol feels his team are falling apart. (25 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:10am Bing: Fossil. Sula finds a beautiful fossil in the Howly Woods, so Bing wants to find one too. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Fireworks. Children's animation series. Sula and Amma go round to Bing's house to watch the fireworks, and Bing thinks he is brave enough to watch the fireworks from the garden. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Bye Bye. Children's animation series. Bing plays enthusiastically with a new orange balloon and bursts it. Flop helps him put the fragments in the Bye Bye Box. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Broken Bed. Animated series. When Peter breaks the bed his father made for him, he finds that fixing it leads to an unexpected adventure. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Jawfish. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A mouthbrooding jawfish father has lost his eggs, and the Octonauts must help get them back to him! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Campout Conundrum. Animated preschool series. On a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl need to help a tired Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Swing. Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About Pulling. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos help a man who is pulling his car out of the mud. When all the Twirlywoos pull together, they free the car. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Green Bean: Animated antics. Mr. Bean's electricity is cut off when Mrs. Wicket sees her electricity bill, but Mr. Bean has a back-up idea - a wind turbine! S2 Ep5 (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand. Animated series. Envious at Danger Mouse's ever-growing medal collection, Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money-making scheme. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold accompany Professor Squawkencluck to a science convention, and Squawk swaps bodies with King Kong Brunel. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: End of the Road, Part 1. The Mobile Unit heads to Australia to stop The Shadow from causing worldwide oddness. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Jahawi and the Dolphins. Jahawi hopes to find a rare species of dolphin and protect them before it's too late. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Sport Special: Sport Special. All the top sporting action from the past, including Emperor Nero and Jesse Owens singing the history of the Olympics. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Deadly Defenders. Steve Backshall goes on a mission to track down the deadliest of all dinosaur defenders. He unleashes an tail-swinging robot that goes on the rampage. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am Danger Mouse: Danger Mouse Begins... Again! Animated series. Danger Mouse explodes back into action and is instantly dismissed for destroying half of London. Can the world survive? (25 minutes)
- 12:35pm Danny and Mick: Undercover Customer. Joy calls in an undercover customer to check on her team - leaving Danny and Mick suspecting everybody. (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Triple Booked. When the judge of a cake decorating class leaves, Danny has to take her place, on top of teaching a judo class and having a performance review. (15 minutes)
CBeebies HD (205)
- 6:10am Bing: Fossil. Sula finds a beautiful fossil in the Howly Woods, so Bing wants to find one too. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Fireworks. Children's animation series. Sula and Amma go round to Bing's house to watch the fireworks, and Bing thinks he is brave enough to watch the fireworks from the garden. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Bye Bye. Children's animation series. Bing plays enthusiastically with a new orange balloon and bursts it. Flop helps him put the fragments in the Bye Bye Box. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Broken Bed. Animated series. When Peter breaks the bed his father made for him, he finds that fixing it leads to an unexpected adventure. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Jawfish. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A mouthbrooding jawfish father has lost his eggs, and the Octonauts must help get them back to him! (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Campout Conundrum. Animated preschool series. On a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl need to help a tired Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Swing. Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About Pulling. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos help a man who is pulling his car out of the mud. When all the Twirlywoos pull together, they free the car. (15 minutes)
- 12:25pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Ophthalmosaurus and Painting. Preschool adventure series. Andy plunges into an underwater adventure, 150 million years back in time, as he searches for a giant swimming reptile. (15 minutes)
Thursday 23rd September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 4, 20. A teenage girl crashes into a bridge during a go-kart race, and a kayaking mum and daughter are stranded on mudflats after getting caught out by the tide. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 59, 60. Featuring a four-storey property in Clapham, a two-bed terrace in Barnsley and a 1930s three-bed semi in Crewe. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 18, 32. On today's show, best friends take on a mother-and-daughter team at the fair in Harrogate, where experts Philip Serrell and Raj Bisram are on hand to help. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Doctors: 77, 196. Sid becomes caught between warring neighbours and a treacherous girlfriend. Valerie makes a statement to the police about Harriet. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: 20, 25. Alistair Appleton helps find a rural home for a young family with enough land for animals and a glamping site. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:35pm EastEnders: Bobby and Dana face a huge test to their relationship, Ben is adamant that Isaac must stay away from his daughter, and Zack lends a hand to a friend. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:10am Celebrity MasterChef: 13, 18. In the first semi-final, the celebrities are tested on their teamwork. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 7:00am Homes Under the Hammer: 58, 60. Featuring a large detached house in Wimbledon, a four-bed semi in Nottingham and a terrace in Ebbw Vale that is riddled with damp. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 1, 6. Amateur painting competition presented by Mariella Frostrup and Reverend Richard Coles. The ten painters begin the competition by tackling still life. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm The Hairy Bikers Go North: 1, 8. The Hairy Bikers explore Lancashire, trying traditional pies, creating their own gin and meeting a family with an extraordinary secret ice cream recipe. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm A Killing in Tiger Bay: 3, 3. With three of the men sentenced to life in prison, the families begin a campaign to have their convictions overturned. Some disturbing facts about the case are unearthed. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Gabby presents Jamie with a now-or-never ultimatum. Dawn is perplexed. Paddy covers his guilt. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Diane and Kim try to make Gabby see sense. Rhona's alarmed. Jamie makes a call. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: The team are losing morale. Will the surveillance be cut short before they can catch their culprit? S2 Ep4 (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:05am Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (55 minutes)
- 1:50am Deceit: Final episode of the drama based on real events. While Colin Stagg is on remand in prison, another horrific murder occurs with clear similarities. Is Stagg in fact an innocent man? (Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 2:45am The Handmaid's Tale: Holly: Offred faces a gruelling challenge alone as she recalls her life as a mother. Serena Joy and the Commander deal with the fallout of their actions towards Offred. (S2 Ep11, 13) (50 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Gym Neighbours: Doug and Carrie start working out with Lou (aka The Incredible Hulk) and Carla Ferrigno (guest starring as themselves). (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare: Carrie is shocked to learn the truth about the night when she decided to marry Doug. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Hi, School: Doug bumps into his high school football coach (guest star Burt Reynolds) and Arthur loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Match Game: Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney) but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Miss Right Now: Frasier is disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte has a boyfriend. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: And Frasier Makes Three: Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte... and her boyfriend Frank. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Joe Lycett's Got Your Back: Kirsty Wark joins Joe as he annoys the boss of Samuel Smith's pubs. The team take on Sports Direct over a broken bike. Comedian Joanne McNally looks into greenwashing in fashion. (S3 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Taskmaster: Greg Davies and Alex Horne return to host the BAFTA-winning comedy game show with rookie rivals Alan Davies, Desiree Burch, Guz Khan, Morgana Robinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. (S12 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Highlife: Wedding bells are ringing for Kamille and Tomi. It's crunch time for Irene as she goes to the clinic for her egg extraction. Can Cuppy and Kiddwaya resolve the bad blood between them? (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Snowy Mountain: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are learning how to ski. Their teacher is a former world champion, but it's Mummy Pig who impresses. (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. PC Panda brings his twin daughters Peggi and Pandora to the playgroup. Peppa discovers that they love puzzles and solving mysteries just like their dad. (S6 Ep 1) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the garden and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (S7 Ep 9) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am Peppa Pig: Peppa Pig goes to the park to play with friends and have new experiences. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: Bedtime: Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. (S2 Ep 14) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:00am American Dad!: Stanny Tendergrass: Animated series. After slaving away to afford the membership fee, Stan is appalled to find that Steve has been accepted into an exclusive golf club before him. S8 Ep9 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Bob's Burgers: Hawk & Chick: Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series. S5 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 1:00am Bob's Burgers: The Oeder Games: Animated comedy. Bob and the other tenants of Ocean Avenue learn that they must convince Fischoeder to keep their rents reasonable. S5 Ep21 (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Superstore: Valentine's Day: Amy and Glenn set their colleagues up with each other to celebrate Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jonah attempts to catch a shoplifter. S2 Ep14 (25 minutes)
- 1:55am Superstore: Super Hot Store: Sitcom. The store starts to heat up when the thermostat breaks. Glenn is counselled by Cheyenne while trying to fix the heater. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 6:15am Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Love Bites: Scarlett Moffatt is joined by Jasmine, Lauren and Charlotte. Using their culinary skills, the three girls battle it out to win a date with 26-year-old Marcus from Birmingham. S1 Ep22 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Superstore: Wellness Fair: The store sponsors a wellness fair, Amy discovers that Mateo and Jeff are dating, and Dina suspects that Amy faked an illness. S2 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Superstore: Integrity Award: Jonah and Amy travel to her childhood home to help her parents move out. Glenn and Garrett vie for the Cloud 9 Integrity Award. S2 Ep17 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bob's Burgers: Sliding Bobs: Animated comedy. After Bob notices that he is losing hair from his moustache, Linda tells him how important his moustache was in their meeting. S6 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bob's Burgers: The Land Ship: Animated comedy. During the Land Ship parade - which Bob thinks will increase business - four port-a-potties are placed in front of his restaurant. S6 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: Adam West High: Brian's campaign to rename the school after Adam West is successful, and he feels compelled to run for mayor. However, he faces competition from Quagmire. S18 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Hefty Shades of Gray: When Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, Tom Tucker offers him a position on TV and teaches him how to present fake news. S18 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Trump Guy: Peter's new job as the White House Press Secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. S18 Ep11 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: The Kidney Stays in the Picture: Animated series. When Stan discovers that Francine was once unfaithful, he travels back in time to discover the identity of the mystery man. S8 Ep16 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:00am Great British Railway Journeys: Steered by his early 20th-century Bradshaw's railway guide, Michael Portillo boldly goes to the moon by way of the Cornish Riviera Express. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Wild Brazil: 2, 3. Nature documentary series. The capuchin monkey, giant otter and coati families are put to the test by Brazil's monsoon rains and floods. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 8:05am Heartbeat: Desperate Measures: Nostalgic police drama series set in a Yorkshire village in the 1960s. Maggie faces an agonising ordeal when she gets involved with a troubled family. S9 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 10:40am Agatha Christie's Poirot: Hallowe'en Party: Novelist Ariadne Oliver calls in her old friend Poirot to investigate a drowning at a Hallowe'en party. S12 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 12:40pm Heartbeat: With This Ring: Nostalgic 60s drama series. Mike feels responsible when a criminal's wife takes their own life, and Blaketon gets involved in Greengrass's latest money-making scheme. S9 Ep22 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:50pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Clocks: Poirot arrives in Dover to help determine if Sheila Webb is responsible for a man's murder. Is there a connection to the discovery of a German mole within the Navy? S12 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Vera: Castles in the Air: Detective drama series. DCI Vera Stanhope investigates the brutal murder of a young physiotherapist gunned down at a luxury country retreat. S3 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 10:00pm Blue Murder: Up in Smoke: Detective drama series. Janine and Richard investigate evidence of foul play at a crematorium. They have a killer and a victim, but which is which? S2 Ep3 (1 hour 35 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 12:20am Landmark: Artists and local communities join forces to compete for the chance to create the UK's next major landmark in this exciting new series hosted by Gemma Cairney. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 5:00am The Eighties: Technology Gets Personal: A look at how the personal computer, the internet and video games all became part of daily life thanks to innovations made during the 1980s. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 7:15am Mario Lanza: The Best Of...: ...Everything. A biographical portrait of Mario Lanza, the tenor and movie star who rose to fame in the 50s and paved the way for the likes of Josý Carreras and Plýcido Domingo. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: Accidental Death: Steve and Jane are con artists who gain access to people's homes claiming to be doing research into polish. But eventually, they meet their match. (S7, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Reconciliation: Seeking a divorce from his wife, an unhappy husband hires a private eye in the hopes of catching her with another man. But things don't quite go as expected. (S7, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm National Treasures - The Art...: ...Of Collecting. Art collector Frank Cohen gives a tour of his warehouse, which houses works by Georg Baselitz, Frank Auerbach, LS Lowry, Edward Burra and Patrick Heron. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Mugger: When a married politician falls in love with a woman at a party, things soon go wrong and his entire career and reputation are put in jeopardy. (S7, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: The Open Window: When a young man climbs through the window of a Connecticut hunting lodge, he emerges on the other side in a strange new world. (S7, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Landmark: Artists and local communities join forces to compete for the chance to create the UK's next major landmark in this exciting new series hosted by Gemma Cairney. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 4:30pm Depeche Mode: Video Killed The...: ...Radio Star. An eye-opening behind-the-scenes look at the making of Depeche Mode's most notable music videos. (S6, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: People Don't Do Such Things: Trouble looms when married woman Gwen falls for a successful romantic novelist. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: In The Cards: Fortuneteller Madame Myra thinks she is on to a winner when she meets a man prophesied to come in to a lot of money before dying shortly after. (S8, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Discovering: Marlene Dietrich: A fascinating profile of the German-born American actress and singer, who made her name as a femme fatale in films such as Shanghai Express and The Blue Angel. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
E4 (13)
- 12:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Race Across the World, Free Solo, The Bachelor, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and The Great British Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer? (S13 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:10am First Dates: Will Ryan's unique chat-up lines laugh aspiring embalmer Kerry into bed? How will nervous Mark react when free spirit Sophia reads his palm? (S3 Ep3, 9) (55 minutes)
- 3:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lights Out: The entire squad is on high alert when a massive blackout hits Brooklyn. (S7 Ep13) (25 minutes)
- 3:55am The Goldbergs: Dana's Back: Adam gets a blast from the past in the shape of Dana - his first love. Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are heading to college with nowhere to live. (S7 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 4:20am The Goldbergs: Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3, 22) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am How I Met Your Mother: False Positive: There's chaos at Christmas when Marshall and Lily have a positive result on a pregnancy test, Robin chooses between two jobs, and Barney wants a diamond suit. (S6 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Goldbergs: Animal House: While Barry's love of Animal House fails to impress an elite fraternity, Beverly tries to convince Murray to take up new hobbies. (S7 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Goldbergs: Parents Thursday: At school, Erica tries to fool Beverly into thinking that parents weekend has been rescheduled. Adam joins the school production of Romeo & Juliet. (S7 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Pimemento: Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles' help after claiming that someone is trying to kill him. (S7 Ep3) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Jimmy Jab Games: Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games. (S7 Ep4) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: The McQueens try to process some shocking information. Peri's stalker continues to sabotage her relationship, and Juliet gets the wrong end of the stick. Sid comes clean. (30 minutes)
- 10:50pm Naked Attraction: Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in. (S5 Ep5, 5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:55pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Politics Live, After Life, Dancing on Ice: The Final, Only Connect, Cheat, and Baewatch: Parental Guidance? (S13 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (14)
- 4:55pm Dragoon Wells Massacre: (1957) Western. Dennis O'Keefe stars as a cavalry officer who must escort to safety not only his dangerous prisoner but also the survivors of an Apache ambush he encounters along the way. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Independence Day: Resurgence: (2016) Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job. Violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 11:20pm Conan the Barbarian: (2011) Fantasy action-adventure. Jason Momoa stars as Conan, who sets out to kill the evil warlord who massacred his village when he was a youth. Gory violence, sexual scenes. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:05am Death on the Common: My...: ...Mother's Murder: Rachel Nickell was murdered on Wimbledon Common in 1992 with her toddler son Alex the only witness. Almost 30 years later, Alex revisits his mum's killing. (1 hour)
- 1:05am Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am Deceit: Final episode of the drama based on real events. While Colin Stagg is on remand in prison, another horrific murder occurs with clear similarities. Is Stagg in fact an innocent man? (Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:45am The Handmaid's Tale: Holly: Offred faces a gruelling challenge alone as she recalls her life as a mother. Serena Joy and the Commander deal with the fallout of their actions towards Offred. (S2 Ep11, 13) (50 minutes)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Gym Neighbours: Doug and Carrie start working out with Lou (aka The Incredible Hulk) and Carla Ferrigno (guest starring as themselves). (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare: Carrie is shocked to learn the truth about the night when she decided to marry Doug. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The King of Queens: Hi, School: Doug bumps into his high school football coach (guest star Burt Reynolds) and Arthur loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Frasier: Match Game: Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney) but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Miss Right Now: Frasier is disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte has a boyfriend. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Frasier: And Frasier Makes Three: Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte... and her boyfriend Frank. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Joe Lycett's Got Your Back: Kirsty Wark joins Joe as he annoys the boss of Samuel Smith's pubs. The team take on Sports Direct over a broken bike. Comedian Joanne McNally looks into greenwashing in fashion. (S3 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Taskmaster: Greg Davies and Alex Horne return to host the BAFTA-winning comedy game show with rookie rivals Alan Davies, Desiree Burch, Guz Khan, Morgana Robinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. (S12 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New: Highlife: Wedding bells are ringing for Kamille and Tomi. It's crunch time for Irene as she goes to the clinic for her egg extraction. Can Cuppy and Kiddwaya resolve the bad blood between them? (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 12:05am 999: What's Your Emergency?: A look at the challenges South Yorkshire Police face with time-wasting 999 calls and also with helping vulnerable people, including a confused lady who can't find her way home. (S13 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:10am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode is about the importance of powerful and resilient bonds. Cyril, who's 91, has been in a car crash. Five-year-old Roman has a pencil stuck in his ear. (S10 Ep4, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:20am Food Unwrapped: Kate Quilton investigates the worrying rise in peanut allergies. Matt Tebbutt traces the British blackcurrant from the field to the Ribena factory. Plus: oregano. (S15 Ep2) (30 minutes)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick helps Erin and JB to find a solution for their rusted hinges. Tim and Margreeth launch a foodie weekend. And May and her son Jack get the yoga room ready. (S2 Ep19) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Devon and Cornwall: In Brixham, trawlerman Dave sets out to sea. On Bodmin Moor, a young couple are determined to make a go of their dairy farm. And horseback farmers prepare to sell their ponies. (S1 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick visits Stephanie to check out the new boiler for her mum's apartment - but it's bad news, and Isobel is not happy. Jayne and Steve battle with a giant four-poster bed. (S2 Ep29) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Ben Law and his family in the self-sufficient cottage he built in the Sussex woods, using 1000-year-old methods, after a decade-long fight for planning permission. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: More inspirational and ingenious small-space designs. George Clarke meets a couple who are creating a disappearing bathroom, and a man squeezing a camper into a Reliant Robin. (S9 Ep1) (1 hour)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Taunus: Jonny Smith finds an Austrian Ford Cortina Mk4, known in Europe as the Taunus, but the Lazy Boys need to decide whether to replace its rare engine. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: The boys' competitive streak rears its head as they race from Wembley to Milan. Clarkson is in a Shelby Mustang GT500, with Hammond and May on the train. Amy MacDonald guests. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm British as Folk: Wales: Are We Speaking The Same Language?: Darren Harriott, Fern Brady and Ivo Graham travel to the Valleys to find out what it means to be Welsh and ask Are We Speaking The Same Language? (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 12:30am Waking the Dead: Missing Persons: Feature-length episode of the forensics mystery series. When a woman defends her daughter from a mugger, she places herself and her children in mortal danger. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Taunus: Jonny Smith finds an Austrian Ford Cortina Mk4, known in Europe as the Taunus, but the Lazy Boys need to decide whether to replace its rare engine. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Kadett: The Lazy Boys track down a rare and well-preserved Opel Kadett to turn into a rally car, but have to change their plans when the car arrives from Spain. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: The boys' competitive streak rears its head as they race from Wembley to Milan. Clarkson is in a Shelby Mustang GT500, with Hammond and May on the train. Amy MacDonald guests. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 12:40am Total Recall: Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1990. A man struggling with surreal dreams visits a memory implant specialist to ease the problem, but trouble soon follows... (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 7:50am Dempsey and Makepeace: Lucky Streak: After a robbery and a murder in a London casino, Dempsey and Makepeace become involved in the search for a girl who wears a rare antique necklace. S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 9:55am Minder: The Old School Tie: Comedy drama series about the shady dealings of a loveable rogue. When an old friend of Terry's escapes from prison, he wants him to help prove his innocence. S2 Ep11 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:50pm Dempsey and Makepeace: Given to Acts of Violence: Classic detective series. Gang leader Frank Egan plans the perfect crime with an ingenious way of disposing of the money. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 4:55pm Minder: All About Scoring - Innit?: Comedy drama series about a loveable rogue. Terry has to mind Danny Varrow when the gambling, womanising, boozing footballer leaves his club in the lurch. S2 Ep12 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Pale Rider: Gripping western starring Clint Eastwood, 1985. A mysterious preacher protects a prospector village from a greedy mining company. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 10:15pm Pale Rider: Gripping western starring Clint Eastwood, 1985. A mysterious preacher protects a prospector village from a greedy mining company. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:20pm Lone Survivor: The tale of four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralise a high-level Al-Qaeda operative who are ambushed by the enemy in the mountains of Afghanistan. (1 hour)
Yesterday (26)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: Blast Zone: Within a dense Polish woodland sits a forgotten complex with an explosive history. Also, grand coastal defences in Ghana reveal a tortured past. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: North Of The Wall: A complex of stone buildings near Hadrian's Wall that were built to keep Northern hoards at bay! Also, a top secret military facility in the American Midwest. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Steam Train Britain: At South Devon, Ray Lee is working to bring a loco back in to service. There is a visit to the SS Kingswear paddle steamer In Dartmouth, the oldest vessel of its kind. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Wartime Crime: Resistance Is Useless: During the Nazi occupation of France, Dr Marcel Petiot embarked on a killing spree in which at least 23 victims died. Hear more about his heinous crimes. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Buildings That Fought Hitler: We Shall Fight Them In The Fields: Numerous pill boxes, gun emplacements and dragon's teeth were all tactically positioned to slow the Germans trying to get to the major cities. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 12:00pm Be Beautiful: Tia Ward: Make-up tutorial. Beauty blogger Tia Ward demonstrates three great looks for lips. S1 Ep13 (10 minutes)
- 12:10pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Reunion Part 1: In this reunion show, Gizelle and Karen face off about the nature of their friendship, and Ashley and Candiace have a heated discussion. S4 Ep19 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Jennifer: Dating series. Jennifer from Essex dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten, who will she want to see for seconds? S5 Ep18 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Pawtucket Pete: Peter and Brian go head to head to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale when the brewery's bosses decide to change the company mascot. S18 Ep9 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: Less Money, Mo' Problems: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After accusing Hayley and Jeff of freeloading, Stan bets that he and Francine can live frugally for a month. S8 Ep15 (30 minutes)
- 1:00am American Dad!: Stanny Tendergrass: Animated series. After slaving away to afford the membership fee, Stan is appalled to find that Steve has been accepted into an exclusive golf club before him. S8 Ep9 (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Bob's Burgers: Hawk & Chick: Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series. S5 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 2:00am Bob's Burgers: The Oeder Games: Animated comedy. Bob and the other tenants of Ocean Avenue learn that they must convince Fischoeder to keep their rents reasonable. S5 Ep21 (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Superstore: Valentine's Day: Amy and Glenn set their colleagues up with each other to celebrate Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jonah attempts to catch a shoplifter. S2 Ep14 (25 minutes)
- 2:55am Superstore: Super Hot Store: Sitcom. The store starts to heat up when the thermostat breaks. Glenn is counselled by Cheyenne while trying to fix the heater. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:15am Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Love Bites: Three single lads join Scarlett to cook up a storm in the kitchen of love. Will it be third time lucky for 29-year-old Elvis impersonator Freddie? S1 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 1:30pm Emmerdale: The police are suspicious. Gabby's frustrated by Jamie. Jai feels betrayed by Kim. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Coronation Street: Freda worries that Aled's family aims to eradicate his deafness. Yasmeen lays down the law to Zeedan. David accuses Daniel of favouritism. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Coronation Street: Gemma launches a search for Aled. Freda shuts herself inside the community centre. Audrey welcomes Gail home from Thailand. (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am Naked Attraction: Mum Michelle goes naked in the hope of finding her leading man. And gym bunny Adam from Essex hopes that his new body confidence will help him meet a partner who's fit like him. (S5 Ep4, 5) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Race Across the World, Free Solo, The Bachelor, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and The Great British Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer? (S13 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:10am First Dates: Will Ryan's unique chat-up lines laugh aspiring embalmer Kerry into bed? How will nervous Mark react when free spirit Sophia reads his palm? (S3 Ep3, 9) (55 minutes)
- 4:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lights Out: The entire squad is on high alert when a massive blackout hits Brooklyn. (S7 Ep13) (25 minutes)
- 4:55am The Goldbergs: Dana's Back: Adam gets a blast from the past in the shape of Dana - his first love. Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are heading to college with nowhere to live. (S7 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 5:20am The Goldbergs: Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3, 22) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Sylver makes a decision. A misunderstanding between two ex-lovers leaves one humiliated. Marnie hunts for the perfect candidate for the Salon de ThÂe. Sid frets about his police application. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: False Positive: There's chaos at Christmas when Marshall and Lily have a positive result on a pregnancy test, Robin chooses between two jobs, and Barney wants a diamond suit. (S6 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: Animal House: While Barry's love of Animal House fails to impress an elite fraternity, Beverly tries to convince Murray to take up new hobbies. (S7 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Parents Thursday: At school, Erica tries to fool Beverly into thinking that parents weekend has been rescheduled. Adam joins the school production of Romeo & Juliet. (S7 Ep5, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Pimemento: Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles' help after claiming that someone is trying to kill him. (S7 Ep3) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Jimmy Jab Games: Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games. (S7 Ep4) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: The McQueens try to process some shocking information. Peri's stalker continues to sabotage her relationship, and Juliet gets the wrong end of the stick. Sid comes clean. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Naked Attraction: Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in. (S5 Ep5, 5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Paramount Network (32)
- 4:05am Thieves & Thugs: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. In Hammersmith, CCTV operators help police as they try to enforce a drinking ban on a west London park and spot a group who may be about to break into a shop. (S1 Ep 5) (50 minutes)
- 4:05pm Trucking Hell: Extreme Road Rescue: Reality series. Marcus Charman and Trigger patch up an HGV's fuel tank during evening rush hour. Tez resorts to using a blowtorch to fix a car transporter's snapped spring. (S1 Ep 4) (55 minutes)
ITV +1 (34)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Gabby presents Jamie with a now-or-never ultimatum. Dawn is perplexed. Paddy covers his guilt. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Emmerdale: Diane and Kim try to make Gabby see sense. Rhona's alarmed. Jamie makes a call. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Manhunt The Night Stalker: The team are losing morale. Will the surveillance be cut short before they can catch their culprit? S2 Ep4 (1 hour)
Pick (35)
- 2:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 16) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S6, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm S.W.A.T.: Pamilya: Hondo and the team go after a big-time drugs trafficker. Street throws his career on the line when he agrees to do his jailed mum a favour. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Agatha Raisin: Agatha Raisin and The Wizard of Evesham: The beauty salon case continues for sassy sleuth Agatha as she digs deeper into her charming hair stylist's crimes. (S2, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm World's Most Evil Killers: Bobby Joe Long: A look at the serial killer who brutally abducted and murdered at least 10 women in 1984. He was executed by lethal injection in 2019. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Snowy Mountain: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are learning how to ski. Their teacher is a former world champion, but it's Mummy Pig who impresses. (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. PC Panda brings his twin daughters Peggi and Pandora to the playgroup. Peppa discovers that they love puzzles and solving mysteries just like their dad. (S6 Ep 1) (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the garden and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (S7 Ep 9) (5 minutes)
- 8:35am Peppa Pig: Peppa Pig goes to the park to play with friends and have new experiences. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Peppa Pig: Bedtime: Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. (S2 Ep 14) (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (46)
- 5:55pm Dragoon Wells Massacre: (1957) Western. Dennis O'Keefe stars as a cavalry officer who must escort to safety not only his dangerous prisoner but also the survivors of an Apache ambush he encounters along the way. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 10:00pm Independence Day: Resurgence: (2016) Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job. Violence. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Challenge (47)
- 11:00am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Strike It Lucky: Michael Barrymore hosts the popular game show. Three teams of couples attempt to beat each other and the hot spots by answering general knowledge questions. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Bullseye is 40: Biggest Losers: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Pointless S16: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host as contestants are asked to guess the least popular answers among the audience on a variety of topics. (S16, ep 17) (1 hour)
4seven (48)
- 12:10am Sex Actually with Alice Levine: Across the UK, Alice explores what sex means for modern Brits: pleasure, money, something spiritual? In Newcastle and Dundee she meets 'cam' couples monetising their sex lives online. (Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV3+1 (58)
- 12:35am Maigret: Maigret's Boyhood Friend: An old school friend contacts Maigret and pleads for the Chief Inspector's help in finding his girlfriend's killer. S2 Ep4 (1 hour 15 minutes)
Drama +1 (73)
- 1:30am Waking the Dead: Missing Persons: Feature-length episode of the forensics mystery series. When a woman defends her daughter from a mugger, she places herself and her children in mortal danger. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 3:45am Call the Midwife: Popular drama series about a group of midwives. Patsy is removed from midwifery duties due to her brusque manner. Trixie agrees to go on a date with a curate, Tom Hereward. (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm Dalziel and Pascoe: Glory Days: Feature length mystery with the detective duo. Dalziel and Pascoe arrive at the scene of the crashed Wetherton Wanderers football team coach, but was it an accident? (2 hours)
- 11:00pm New Tricks: Crime drama with a hint of fun, starring TV icons Dennis Waterman and James Bolam. Members of a prestigious golf club come under suspicion during a child murder investigation. (1 hour 20 minutes)
More4+1 (86)
- 12:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick helps Erin and JB to find a solution for their rusted hinges. Tim and Margreeth launch a foodie weekend. And May and her son Jack get the yoga room ready. (S2 Ep19) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:55pm Devon and Cornwall: In Brixham, trawlerman Dave sets out to sea. On Bodmin Moor, a young couple are determined to make a go of their dairy farm. And horseback farmers prepare to sell their ponies. (S1 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick visits Stephanie to check out the new boiler for her mum's apartment - but it's bad news, and Isobel is not happy. Jayne and Steve battle with a giant four-poster bed. (S2 Ep29) (1 hour)
- 8:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud revisits Ben Law and his family in the self-sufficient cottage he built in the Sussex woods, using 1000-year-old methods, after a decade-long fight for planning permission. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: More inspirational and ingenious small-space designs. George Clarke meets a couple who are creating a disappearing bathroom, and a man squeezing a camper into a Reliant Robin. (S9 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:05am Bin Laden: The Road to 9/11: Ramping up operations in Afghanistan, in 1998 Osama calls for 'the murder of any American, anywhere on Earth'. After 9, 11, he goes into hiding. But US Navy Seals are on his tail. (Ep3, 3) (55 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Snowy Mountain: Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are learning how to ski. Their teacher is a former world champion, but it's Mummy Pig who impresses. (S4 Ep 52) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animation. PC Panda brings his twin daughters Peggi and Pandora to the playgroup. Peppa discovers that they love puzzles and solving mysteries just like their dad. (S6 Ep 1) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures with the lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends play some very active games in the garden and together they learn to hop, skip and jump. (S7 Ep 9) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am Peppa Pig: Peppa Pig goes to the park to play with friends and have new experiences. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: Bedtime: Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. (S2 Ep 14) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Paul reveals the truth to David about paying Nicolette to keep her distance; Paul worries about the reason Terese is supporting Jesse's choice to not see Julie. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Christian reflect on their overseas work after unexpectedly meeting Logan; Bella and Ari explore their part in Nikau's situation. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 1:00am Great British Railway Journeys: Steered by his early 20th-century Bradshaw's railway guide, Michael Portillo boldly goes to the moon by way of the Cornish Riviera Express. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Wild Brazil: 2, 3. Nature documentary series. The capuchin monkey, giant otter and coati families are put to the test by Brazil's monsoon rains and floods. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Great British Railway Journeys: Michael Portillo begins in the East Yorkshire port of Hull, where he heads for the docks through which millions of migrants passed at the turn of the 20th century. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Flying Scotsman: Sounds from...: ...the Footplate. The view from the driving seat as Flying Scotsman travels the Severn Valley Railway. Cab cameras and microphones capture all the action - this time without commentary. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Motherland: 2, 6. A school fundraiser is not Julia's idea of an evening out, but somehow she finds herself heavily involved in order to impress a former colleague and new mum crush. (30 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: Live and Let Cry. Animated series. Danger Mouse accidentally leads the Danger Babies astray when he tells them a bedtime story. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Lost Tempers in Space. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse are on a mission in space - will they work together as a team? (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: End of the Road, Part 2. The Mobile Unit heads to Australia to stop The Shadow from causing worldwide oddness. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Megan and the Sharks. Megan is on a mission to explore threats facing sharks in UK waters and around the world. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Holly H...: ...Song Special. Holly H Song Special. Social media star Holly H is Rattus' guest on his radio station, BBC Radio Number Two. (30 minutes)
- 11:20am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (30 minutes)
- 11:50am Danger Mouse: Danger at C Level. Animated series. Danger Mouse is forced to choose between dedication to duty and friendship when he battles the Baron in his underwater base. (10 minutes)
- 12:00pm Danger Mouse: Greenfinger. Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts at gardening lead to a gigantic Welsh space plant taking over the world and an attack of intergalactic bees. (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm Danny and Mick: Fitness Slacker. Joy decides to keep tabs on the staff with a new fitness tracker and there is a prize for the employee who does the most steps - or the one who can cheat their way to the top. (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Cabaret Night. Paul Zerdin performs at the charity cabaret night along with the leisure centre staff. (10 minutes)
- 4:35pm Odd Squad: License to Science. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Oona must pass her lab director's test or risk getting kicked off Odd Squad. (10 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: High School Inedible. Animated series. DM and Penfold go back to school to thwart the plans of an evil food scientist and his killer hot dogs. (15 minutes)
- 7:30pm Malory Towers: The Letter. Sally's family secrets are about to be revealed when her mother arrives at Malory Towers. Meanwhile, Darrell's meddling causes problems for Miss Potts. (25 minutes)
- 7:55pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: We Are Family. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy and Lol turn detective in an attempt to get to the bottom of Bouncer's strange behaviour. (15 minutes)
- 8:35pm Nova Jones: Friends of Nova. Nova prevents environmental disaster when her stuff pollutes a nearby planet. (25 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:10am Bing: Ducks. Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Smoothie. Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Frog. Children's animation series. Bing finds a frog in the garden and wants to keep it, so he and Sula make the frog a 'house' in a bucket. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites. Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Porcupine Puffer. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso venture inside a whale shark to retrieve a porcupine puffer fish. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Big Build. Animated preschool series. Bitz must build a house for the three little pigs that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Car Park. Children's animation series. Bing wants to play his car park game with Flop, but Charlie is visiting and keeps messing up the game. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About More and More. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy build sandcastles on a beach. They decide to help and build more and more sandcastles. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 7:20pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Litterbugs: Animated antics. Mr. Bean is furious with the untidy state of his local streets, so he goes on a one-man mission to clean up the town. S2 Ep7 (15 minutes)
- 7:35pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Rat Trap: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean has to deal with an unwanted house guest, but the stubborn pest refuses to leave! S2 Ep8 (20 minutes)
- 7:55pm HOW: Vick Hope, Sam Homewood, and Frankie Vu explain how to look like a jet-setter with the help of a loo seat and how water can bend metal, then have the ultimate dance-off! S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: Live and Let Cry. Animated series. Danger Mouse accidentally leads the Danger Babies astray when he tells them a bedtime story. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: Lost Tempers in Space. Animated series. Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse are on a mission in space - will they work together as a team? (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: End of the Road, Part 2. The Mobile Unit heads to Australia to stop The Shadow from causing worldwide oddness. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Megan and the Sharks. Megan is on a mission to explore threats facing sharks in UK waters and around the world. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Holly H...: ...Song Special. Holly H Song Special. Social media star Holly H is Rattus' guest on his radio station, BBC Radio Number Two. (30 minutes)
- 11:20am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (30 minutes)
- 11:50am Danger Mouse: Danger at C Level. Animated series. Danger Mouse is forced to choose between dedication to duty and friendship when he battles the Baron in his underwater base. (10 minutes)
- 12:00pm Danger Mouse: Greenfinger. Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts at gardening lead to a gigantic Welsh space plant taking over the world and an attack of intergalactic bees. (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm Danny and Mick: Fitness Slacker. Joy decides to keep tabs on the staff with a new fitness tracker. (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Cabaret Night. Paul Zerdin performs at the charity cabaret night along with the leisure centre staff. (10 minutes)
CBeebies HD (205)
- 6:10am Bing: Ducks. Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Smoothie. Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Frog. Children's animation series. Bing finds a frog in the garden and wants to keep it, so he and Sula make the frog a 'house' in a bucket. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites. Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Porcupine Puffer. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso venture inside a whale shark to retrieve a porcupine puffer fish. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Big Build. Animated preschool series. Bitz must build a house for the three little pigs that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down. (10 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Car Park. Children's animation series. Bing wants to play his car park game with Flop, but Charlie is visiting and keeps messing up the game. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Twirlywoos: More About More and More. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy build sandcastles on a beach. They decide to help and build more and more sandcastles. (15 minutes)
- 12:25pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Spinosaurus and Scan. Adventure series. Andy travels 100 million years back in time to meet the spinosaurus, a huge meat-eating dinosaur that is even bigger than the T rex! (15 minutes)
Friday 24th September
BBC ONE West (1)
- 10:45am Close Calls: On Camera: 5, 20. A man once rejected by the fire service rushes into a burning building to save an elderly woman, and a cyclist on his commute home has a near miss with an unobservant driver. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:15am Homes Under the Hammer: 60, 80. Martin is in Lewisham to meet someone with ambitious plans for three flats, while Martel follows work on a three-bed semi in Birmingham and a plot of land in Chesterfield. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 30, 32. Eric Knowles is in Gloucester with experts Charles Hanson and Nick Hall and the teams. Eric visits the UK's only grade II listed model village. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: 33, 53. Returning home from South Africa, today's buyer heads west to Cornwall with Steve Brown to find a character property that has holiday let potential. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:05pm EastEnders: Sheree's plans backfire significantly, and Harvey is determined to break up Dana and Bobby. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Cleaner: 3, 6. When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky clashes with a neighbour - and might have met his match. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 12:15am Fever Pitch: The Rise of the...: ...Premier League. 1, 4. The story of how football's Premier League was formed, told by its stars. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:15am Strictly Come Dancing: Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman launch the new series. Shirley Ballas, Craig Revel Horwood and Motsi Mabuse return alongside new judge Anton Du Beke. Also in HD. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 3:00am Celebrity MasterChef: 14, 18. The remaining seven celebrities must cook for Spanish restaurateur Nieves Barragan and prepare party bites inspired by the film Abigail's Party. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Celebrity MasterChef: 15, 18. In the last semi-final, the celebrities must produce one dish of their own design for three of the country's most feared restaurant critics. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Homes Under the Hammer: 59, 60. Featuring a four-storey property in Clapham, a two-bed terrace in Barnsley and a 1930s three-bed semi in Crewe. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:30am Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone...: ...Fishing. 1, 6. The series begins with Paul and Bob taking a trip to North Uist in the Outer Hebrides to catch fresh sea trout. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 2, 6. Amateur painting competition presented by Mariella Frostrup and Reverend Richard Coles. In the Cotswolds, the artists try to depict nature in all its glory. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm The North Water: 3, 5. Brownlee's plan comes to a head. The crew wait for help, to no avail. Contains very strong language and upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:05pm Fever Pitch: The Rise of the...: ...Premier League. 3, 4. As the Premier League grows in stature, its players have to navigate their newfound fame. Contains language which some may find offensive. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Al toys with Paddy. Moira is surprised. Rodney is disappointed (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Norris causes mischief at his own funeral. Max delights in provoking Daniel at school. Grace's demands leave Ed and Aggie powerless. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Simply Raymond Blanc: A Little Le Manoir Magic: Join Raymond Blanc and enjoy some Le Manoir Magic, as he rustles up simple yet delicious dishes from the heart of his Oxfordshire kitchen. S1 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Daniel angers David by branding Max a thief. Norris's friends investigate a mystery. Danny witnesses a row between Aggie and Grace. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Grantchester: An otherwise quiet nightshift is disrupted when a group of young American airmen are arrested for trespassing at the local quarry and brought to the station. S6 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Rocky II: Hit sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers, 1979. While Rocky's family life suffers under the media spotlight, Apollo Creed goads him into a rematch in the ring. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:55am Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins: The celebs engage in hand-to-hand combat against the directing staff, run down a 50-metre pillar and go diving for essential supplies. And one recruit is medically withdrawn. (S3 Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 1:50am Criminal: (2016) Thriller starring Kevin Costner. A dead CIA agent's memories are placed in a live man to halt a deadly plot. Unfortunately, he's a psychopath. Very strong language, brutal violence. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie: Doug encourages some builders to wolf-whistle at Carrie so that she doesn't feel bad about turning 35. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Black List: Doug tries to find his 'roots' when Deacon snubs him for a new friend, and Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Wish Boned: Doug agrees to take Arthur on a trip to St Louis, on the condition that he never has to see his naked back again. But all does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Detour: Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Crock Tales: Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date. Guest starring Rosie Perez. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 1, 2): With Charlotte (Laura Linney) about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch enemy Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: The McQueens try to process some shocking information. Peri's stalker continues to sabotage her relationship, and Juliet gets the wrong end of the stick. Sid comes clean. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Great British Bake...: ...Off: An Extra Slice - Jo Brand's back with an extra helping of Bake Off, joined by Sarah Millican, Sunetra Sarker and Iain Stirling to tuck into the events of Cake Week. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 6:10am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. On a day out with her family, Peppa is encouraged to find words to describe the different kinds of puddles they find. (S6 Ep 3) (5 minutes)
- 6:15am Peppa Pig: Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Mandy Mouse joins Peppa's playgroup. She uses a wheelchair and is super sporty. The children have a lot of fun playing together. (S6 Ep 4) (5 minutes)
- 7:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Miss Rabbit's Rescue Service has saved many people from tricky situations, but what happens when Miss Rabbit needs rescuing herself? (S7 Ep 10) (5 minutes)
- 7:35am Peppa Pig: Grampy Rabbit teaches Danny Dog and Peppa why his lifeboat is so important when it comes to saving lives at sea, and gives them tips on how to stay safe. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Peppa Pig: Sports Day: Animated series about a lovable little pig. It is Sports Day at Peppa's playgroup and lots of special events are due to take place. (S2 Ep 15) (10 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Logan share playful banter after she finishes a surf session; Ari worries that Mia is returning to work too soon and offers to join her. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Amy plans to have a mature heart-to-heart conversation with Evelyn; Toadie is unsure about whether he should choose Rose or Melanie. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Amy plans to have a mature heart-to-heart conversation with Evelyn; Toadie is unsure about whether he should choose Rose or Melanie. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Logan share playful banter after she finishes a surf session; Ari worries that Mia is returning to work too soon and offers to join her. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:00am American Dad!: Wheels and the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key: Animated series. Stan joins Roger's fictional detective agency, but the hapless CIA agent proves to be extremely incompetent. S8 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Bob's Burgers: Sliding Bobs: Animated comedy. After Bob notices that he is losing hair from his moustache, Linda tells him how important his moustache was in their meeting. S6 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 1:00am Bob's Burgers: The Land Ship: Animated comedy. During the Land Ship parade - which Bob thinks will increase business - four port-a-potties are placed in front of his restaurant. S6 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Superstore: Wellness Fair: The store sponsors a wellness fair, Amy discovers that Mateo and Jeff are dating, and Dina suspects that Amy faked an illness. S2 Ep16 (25 minutes)
- 1:55am Superstore: Integrity Award: Jonah and Amy travel to her childhood home to help her parents move out. Glenn and Garrett vie for the Cloud 9 Integrity Award. S2 Ep17 (25 minutes)
- 6:15am Love Bites: Scarlett Moffatt is joined by Jasmine, Lauren and Charlotte. Using their culinary skills, the three girls battle it out to win a date with 26-year-old Marcus from Birmingham. S1 Ep22 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Gabby presents Jamie with a now-or-never ultimatum. Dawn is perplexed. Paddy covers his guilt. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Emmerdale: Diane and Kim try to make Gabby see sense. Rhona's alarmed. Jamie makes a call. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Love Bites: Scarlett Moffatt is joined by Jasmine, Lauren and Charlotte. Using their culinary skills, the three girls battle it out to win a date with 26-year-old Marcus from Birmingham. S1 Ep22 (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Emmerdale: Gabby presents Jamie with a now-or-never ultimatum. Dawn is perplexed. Paddy covers his guilt. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Emmerdale: Diane and Kim try to make Gabby see sense. Rhona's alarmed. Jamie makes a call. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Love Bites: Single lads Izzie, George and Rahi battle it out using just their culinary skills in attempt to bag a date with 24-year-old air hostess Jasmine. S1 Ep23 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Superstore: Mateo's Last Day: Mateo's undocumented status causes trouble once again and Glenn and Amy do battle with an online troll. S2 Ep18 (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Superstore: Glenn's Kids: Glenn's children spend the day at the store, and Jonah is drawn to Glenn's 25-year-old daughter. Mateo gets the kids to work for him. S2 Ep19 (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bob's Burgers: The Hauntening: Animated comedy. When Louise reveals that she has never been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house on Halloween in an attempt to scare her. S6 Ep3 (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bob's Burgers: Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: Animated comedy. The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. S6 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: Stewie Loves Lois: Animated comedy series about American family life. Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert, but Lois does not take to the new Stewie too well... S6 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: Bri, Robot: Brian worries about his ongoing legacy, so Stewie creates a robot clone of him as a living biography. Elsewhere, Peter begins work at a massage parlour. S18 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Family Guy: Trans-Fat: Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. S18 Ep13 (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Ricky Spanish: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. Roger rediscovers an annoying persona and becomes the most hated person in Langley Falls. S8 Ep17 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 12:15am Motherland: 3, 6. A pool party ruins Julia's plans before an important event at work. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:45am Motherland: 4, 6. Sitcom. While Paul is away, he has the perfect solution to aid Julia: he sends his parents to help. Meanwhile, Amanda has a clear-out and reluctantly gives Liz her old coat. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 8:05am Heartbeat: With This Ring: Nostalgic 60s drama series. Mike feels responsible when a criminal's wife takes their own life, and Blaketon gets involved in Greengrass's latest money-making scheme. S9 Ep22 (1 hour)
- 10:40am Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Clocks: Poirot arrives in Dover to help determine if Sheila Webb is responsible for a man's murder. Is there a connection to the discovery of a German mole within the Navy? S12 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 12:40pm Heartbeat: Wise Guys: Greengrass's foray into fish and chips takes a dangerous turn when he gets mixed up in a turf war. Ventress becomes obsessed with a widow. S9 Ep23 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:50pm Agatha Christie's Poirot: Elephants Can Remember: Poirot and Ariadne Oliver delve into the past to uncover the truth behind two mysterious deaths years ago which are inspiring fresh killings. S13 Ep1 (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Doc Martin: Licence to Practice: Martin rushes to Ruth's for a medical emergency. Wedding bells are ringing in preparation for Morwenna and Al's wedding, but all doesn't go to plan. S9 Ep8 (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Blue Murder: Fragile Relations: When an Islamic scholar dies in a house fire, Janine struggles to get information from the Muslim community. S2 Ep2 (1 hour 30 minutes)
Sky Arts (11)
- 12:15am Dr. Jack And Mr. Nicholson: Film exploring Jack Nicholson's dazzling five-decade long career, in which he has worked on more than 60 films and with many top directors including Roman Polanski and Martin Scorsese. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Mugger: When a married politician falls in love with a woman at a party, things soon go wrong and his entire career and reputation are put in jeopardy. (S7, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Tales Of The Unexpected: The Open Window: When a young man climbs through the window of a Connecticut hunting lodge, he emerges on the other side in a strange new world. (S7, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: People Don't Do Such Things: Trouble looms when married woman Gwen falls for a successful romantic novelist. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: In The Cards: Fortuneteller Madame Myra thinks she is on to a winner when she meets a man prophesied to come in to a lot of money before dying shortly after. (S8, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Discovering: Marlene Dietrich: A fascinating profile of the German-born American actress and singer, who made her name as a femme fatale in films such as Shanghai Express and The Blue Angel. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Inside Art Special...: ...Vanguard: Bristol Street Art at M Shed. Kate Bryan goes behind the scenes at the M Shed museum in Bristol to discover a new exhibition exploring the city's connection to street art. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Nothin' Short Of Highway Robbery: On a long drive through the desert, a couple get their car serviced and are handed an extortionate bill. But they plan on turning the tables. (S8, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Tales Of The Unexpected: Scrimshaw: Brenda, a lonely alcoholic, is delighted when she bumps into an old friend from university. But does he have an ulterior motive for seeing her? (S8, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Dolly Parton: Song By Song: Coat of Many Colors: Country singing sensation Dolly Parton looks back at six of her most famous songs, discussing their inspiration, impact, legacy and accolades. (1 of 6) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Dolly Parton: Song By Song: Jolene: Country star Dolly Parton looks back at her early career moves and discusses the inspiration behind her song Jolene, which has been covered by more than 400 artists. (2 of 6) (30 minutes)
E4 (13)
- 1:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8, 10) (30 minutes)
- 1:30am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - May Cause Immaculate Conception: Emmy-winning animation. RC asks if Totoro is overweight - and doesn't like the answer. And Jigsaw outgrows his tricycle. (S11 Ep3) (15 minutes)
- 1:45am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - May Cause the Exact Thing You're Taking This to Avoid: Luke Skywalker is too comfy inside that tauntaun, and Midsommar's big problem was it wasn't cute enough. (S11 Ep4) (15 minutes)
- 2:55am First Dates: Olive and Terence, who are both in their 80s, bond over memories of lost loves, tennis and amateur dramatics. Anita meets rugby star Max, and Frankie's date is teacher Charlie. (S3 Ep4, 9) (55 minutes)
- 3:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:15am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 4:40am The Goldbergs: Animal House: While Barry's love of Animal House fails to impress an elite fraternity, Beverly tries to convince Murray to take up new hobbies. (S7 Ep4, 22) (25 minutes)
- 5:05am The Goldbergs: Parents Thursday: At school, Erica tries to fool Beverly into thinking that parents weekend has been rescheduled. Adam joins the school production of Romeo & Juliet. (S7 Ep5, 22) (55 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Last Words: It's the day of Marshall's father's funeral. Marshall is upset when he remembers that the last piece of advice his dad gave him was to watch Crocodile Dundee III. (S6 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am How I Met Your Mother: Oh, Honey: Zoey sets Ted up on a date with her naive cousin. Ted realises that he loves Zoey but tries to push her away so that he doesn't cause trouble in her relationship. (S6 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Goldbergs: A 100% True Ghost Story: After discovering The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barry resolves to throw a Halloween party for the ages - no matter what Erica says. (S7 Ep6, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Goldbergs: WrestleMania: Murray buys WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, only to find that the tickets are fakes and they can't get in. Guest starring Hulk Hogan. (S7 Ep7) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Trying: Jake and Amy work an uncrackable case while Holt adjusts to a new beat. Hitchcock looks for the love of his life. (S7 Ep6) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ding Dong: Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event. (S7 Ep7) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Has Juliet discovered the identity of Peri's stalker? Goldie suggests a bonding holiday with Olivia, unaware that Prince is hiding a secret from her. Two ex-lovers attempt to be friends. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Naked Attraction: Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1) (1 hour)
Film4 (14)
- 4:25pm The League of Gentlemen: (1960) Crime drama. Jack Hawkins stars as an embittered army officer who, forced out of service, recruits seven colleagues to pull off a daring bank job. With Richard Attenborough. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm Taken: (2008) Action thriller. Liam Neeson stars as a former CIA operative who vows to track down his daughter after she's kidnapped in Paris. Strong, gory violence throughout. (1 hour 50 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:05am First Dates: Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) (1 hour)
- 1:55am Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins: The celebs engage in hand-to-hand combat against the directing staff, run down a 50-metre pillar and go diving for essential supplies. And one recruit is medically withdrawn. (S3 Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am Criminal: (2016) Thriller starring Kevin Costner. A dead CIA agent's memories are placed in a live man to halt a deadly plot. Unfortunately, he's a psychopath. Very strong language, brutal violence. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 8:40am The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie: Doug encourages some builders to wolf-whistle at Carrie so that she doesn't feel bad about turning 35. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am The King of Queens: Black List: Doug tries to find his 'roots' when Deacon snubs him for a new friend, and Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The King of Queens: Wish Boned: Doug agrees to take Arthur on a trip to St Louis, on the condition that he never has to see his naked back again. But all does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Frasier: Detour: Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Crock Tales: Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date. Guest starring Rosie Perez. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 1, 2): With Charlotte (Laura Linney) about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch enemy Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: The McQueens try to process some shocking information. Peri's stalker continues to sabotage her relationship, and Juliet gets the wrong end of the stick. Sid comes clean. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Great British Bake...: ...Off: An Extra Slice - Jo Brand's back with an extra helping of Bake Off, joined by Sarah Millican, Sunetra Sarker and Iain Stirling to tuck into the events of Cake Week. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
More 4 (18)
- 12:10am 24 Hours in A&E: Lawrence, who's 26, has been thrown 15 feet after being hit by a car. Angela, who's 63, was attacked by one of her cats as she shouted at a fox in her garden. (S10 Ep5, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: More inspirational and ingenious small-space designs. George Clarke meets a couple who are creating a disappearing bathroom, and a man squeezing a camper into a Reliant Robin. (S9 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 3:20am Food Unwrapped: Is a parasite hiding in your sushi? Can M&S trace their burgers back to the cow? Plus: Matt Tebbutt investigates concerns about naturally occurring arsenic in baby rice products. (S15 Ep3) (30 minutes)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Erin and JB launch their chateau business by opening it up for a tea party. And we meet Charles, who owns Chateau Saint Loup - the inspiration for the story of Puss in Boots. (S2 Ep20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Devon and Cornwall: Fisherman Stephen prepares for Clovelly's lobster festival. Harbourmaster Nick awaits the world's largest residential cruise ship. A display pilot delights the masses in St Mawes. (S1 Ep5) (1 hour)
- 6:55pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Stephanie completes her mum's apartment. Jayne and Steve finish their Oriental Room and are ready for guests. There's a power cut at Tim, Sasha and Lily's high-end wedding venue. (S2 Ep30) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud meets a couple building an ultra-modern, low-maintenance home in the back garden of their elegant Regency house in Cheltenham, despite opposition from the neighbours. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Josh, who's 10, arrives at A&E after an accident at school, unaware that his finger was cut off in the incident. Doctors must work out how to reattach it, and how to tell him. (S10 Ep6, 24) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Grant, who's 34, has been crushed against a brick wall by his own car while he was working on it. Doug, who's 44, is rushed to A&E with severe bleeding from his head. (S10 Ep7, 24) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Emergency Helicopter Medics: The air ambulance teams use battlefield dressings to try to save the life of a man who's bleeding to death. And nine-year-old Ar-Rayyan has been hit by a car. (S1 Ep2, 10) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 7:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 133: The boys find a mint condition Seat 133 in Spain, fitting in with their quest to capture the spirit of retro motorsport, but will they be able to find the right buyer? (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Renault: Tom 'Wookie' Ford thinks sourcing a cool retro van that someone can use to sell coffee in is a no-brainer, and the boys find a Renault 4F6 - but can they make a profit at auction? (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: Taxi for Hammond. Richard locates the world's best cab, Clarkson tests out the Ferrari F12 and film director Ron Howard is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car. Happy days! (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mayhem. The boys race three budget convertibles - a McLaren 12C Spider, a Ferrari 458 Spider and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder - across Spain. Benedict Cumberbatch guest stars. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 12:30am Waking the Dead: Sins: Feature-length episode of the top-rated forensics mystery series, with Trevor Eve. The team's investigations lead them to a group of ex-cons after the discovery of a human head. (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Father Brown: The Sins of the Father: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric. Brown investigates when the son of a local aeronautics magnate is murdered. Lady Felicia loses her singing voice. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New Tricks: The old-fashioned, 'no-nonsense' cop team unravel another tricky mystery. Looking into three mysterious disappearances, the team believe a serial killer is on the loose. (1 hour 20 minutes)
5 USA (21)
- 9:00am Murder She Wrote: Jessica searches for the truth surrounding a 16-year-old murder case at the request of a dying Pulitzer Prize-winning author. (S7 Ep4) (1 hour)
- 10:00am NCIS: Under Covers: Drama series about special agents who investigate crimes connected to the Navy and Marine Corps. Ziva and Tony grow closer as they investigate a murder. (S3 Ep 8) (55 minutes)
- 11:00am NCIS: Frame Up: Drama series about the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. Tony is accused of murdering a woman whose body is found at Quantico. (S3 Ep 9) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm NCIS: Probie: US drama series based on the navy's dedicated federal agency. McGee kills an undercover cop in the line of duty and then faces a tense investigation. (S3 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm NCIS: Model Behaviour: Drama series following the US navy's dedicated federal agency. The team investigates the murder of a model who was working on a TV show on a marine base. (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Boxed In: Drama series following investigations of crimes connected to Navy and Marine Corps personnel. Tony and Ziva disappear while searching for weapons at a shipyard. (S3 Ep 12) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (23)
- 12:00am British as Folk: Wales: Are We Speaking The Same Language?: Darren Harriott, Fern Brady and Ivo Graham travel to the Valleys to find out what it means to be Welsh and ask Are We Speaking The Same Language? (1 hour)
- 8:10am Lazy Boy Garage: Seat 133: The boys find a mint condition Seat 133 in Spain, fitting in with their quest to capture the spirit of retro motorsport, but will they be able to find the right buyer? (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Lazy Boy Garage: Renault: Tom 'Wookie' Ford thinks sourcing a cool retro van that someone can use to sell coffee in is a no-brainer, and the boys find a Renault 4F6 - but can they make a profit at auction? (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: Taxi for Hammond. Richard locates the world's best cab, Clarkson tests out the Ferrari F12 and film director Ron Howard is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car. Happy days! (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mayhem. The boys race three budget convertibles - a McLaren 12C Spider, a Ferrari 458 Spider and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder - across Spain. Benedict Cumberbatch guest stars. (1 hour)
ITV4 (25)
- 12:25am Lone Survivor: The tale of four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralise a high-level Al-Qaeda operative who are ambushed by the enemy in the mountains of Afghanistan. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 1:55am Minder: The Old School Tie: Comedy drama series about the shady dealings of a loveable rogue. When an old friend of Terry's escapes from prison, he wants him to help prove his innocence. (1 hour)
- 7:50am Dempsey and Makepeace: Given to Acts of Violence: Classic detective series. Gang leader Frank Egan plans the perfect crime with an ingenious way of disposing of the money. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 9:55am Minder: All About Scoring - Innit?: Comedy drama series about a loveable rogue. Terry has to mind Danny Varrow when the gambling, womanising, boozing footballer leaves his club in the lurch. S2 Ep12 (1 hour)
- 4:50pm Minder: Caught in the Act, Fact: Terry helps out an old friend and is in danger of being run in by the law - not once, but twice. Meanwhile, Arthur is up to something particularly fishy. S2 Ep13 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Captain Phillips: Tense thriller based on a true story and starring Tom Hanks, 2013. When pirates hijack a US cargo ship, its captain is forced into desperate action to save himself and his crew. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Captain Phillips: Tense thriller based on a true story and starring Tom Hanks, 2013. When pirates hijack a US cargo ship, its captain is forced into desperate action to save himself and his crew. (1 hour 40 minutes)
Yesterday (26)
- 12:00am The Buildings That Fought Hitler: We Shall Fight Them In The Air: RAF Kenley is one of the most intact Battle of Britain airfields. What gave Britain the edge during WWII was an integrated defence system and RADAR. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: The World's Strangest Disaster Zones: A two-hour special featuring a deserted Caribbean city, an American ghost town still burning and an Arctic settlement facing a terrifying future. (2 hours)
- 1:00pm Steam Train Britain: On the Welsh Highland Railway, trainee Claire Oates takes her driving test, while chef Alex and manager Michelle prepare a dinner for 130 people on the East Lancashire railway. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Abandoned Engineering: Divine Intervention: Exploring a luxury resort that conceals a top-secret facility, a mysterious complex in Bali struck by disaster, and a relic of hope near Jerusalem. (1 hour)
ITVBe (27)
- 12:30pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Reunion Part 2: Monique and Candiace address the breach of trust that damaged their relationship; Robyn's future with Juan is questioned. S4 Ep20 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: David: Dating series. David from London dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S5 Ep19 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (28)
- 12:00am Family Guy: Trump Guy: Peter's new job as the White House Press Secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump. S18 Ep11 (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: The Kidney Stays in the Picture: Animated series. When Stan discovers that Francine was once unfaithful, he travels back in time to discover the identity of the mystery man. S8 Ep16 (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:55am Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Politics Live, After Life, Dancing on Ice: The Final, Only Connect, Cheat, and Baewatch: Parental Guidance? (S13 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:00am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8, 10) (30 minutes)
- 2:30am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - May Cause Immaculate Conception: Emmy-winning animation. RC asks if Totoro is overweight - and doesn't like the answer. And Jigsaw outgrows his tricycle. (S11 Ep3) (15 minutes)
- 2:45am New: Robot Chicken [adult swim]: Brand new series - May Cause the Exact Thing You're Taking This to Avoid: Luke Skywalker is too comfy inside that tauntaun, and Midsommar's big problem was it wasn't cute enough. (S11 Ep4) (15 minutes)
- 3:55am First Dates: Olive and Terence, who are both in their 80s, bond over memories of lost loves, tennis and amateur dramatics. Anita meets rugby star Max, and Frankie's date is teacher Charlie. (S3 Ep4, 9) (55 minutes)
- 4:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:15am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2, 22) (25 minutes)
- 5:40am The Goldbergs: Animal House: While Barry's love of Animal House fails to impress an elite fraternity, Beverly tries to convince Murray to take up new hobbies. (S7 Ep4, 22) (25 minutes)
- 6:05am The Goldbergs: Parents Thursday: At school, Erica tries to fool Beverly into thinking that parents weekend has been rescheduled. Adam joins the school production of Romeo & Juliet. (S7 Ep5, 22) (55 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Things take a dangerous turn as Cher hits rock bottom after being rejected by her family and friends. Sid has a shocking confession for Juliet. Will Marnie get a taste of her own medicine? (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Sylver tries to avoid his troubles. The identity of Cher's online friend is revealed. Sid has more than a hangover to deal with: is the girl he met last night the answer to his problems? (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Last Words: It's the day of Marshall's father's funeral. Marshall is upset when he remembers that the last piece of advice his dad gave him was to watch Crocodile Dundee III. (S6 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: Oh, Honey: Zoey sets Ted up on a date with her naive cousin. Ted realises that he loves Zoey but tries to push her away so that he doesn't cause trouble in her relationship. (S6 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: A 100% True Ghost Story: After discovering The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barry resolves to throw a Halloween party for the ages - no matter what Erica says. (S7 Ep6, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: WrestleMania: Murray buys WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, only to find that the tickets are fakes and they can't get in. Guest starring Hulk Hogan. (S7 Ep7) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Trying: Jake and Amy work an uncrackable case while Holt adjusts to a new beat. Hitchcock looks for the love of his life. (S7 Ep6) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ding Dong: Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event. (S7 Ep7) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Has Juliet discovered the identity of Peri's stalker? Goldie suggests a bonding holiday with Olivia, unaware that Prince is hiding a secret from her. Two ex-lovers attempt to be friends. (30 minutes)
4Music (30)
- 8:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Band or DJ?: When Robin learns that Barney failed to ask her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he gets Robin Sr's approval as soon as possible. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Ring Up!: Robin is upset when she realises that wearing her new engagement ring makes her feel invisible. Ted begins dating a 20-year-old woman with a wild social life. (30 minutes)
5STAR (31)
- 12:05am Ambulance: Code Red: Critical Care Paramedic Fay is despatched to the scene of a serious motorbike crash and Ambulance control receive an emergency call reporting a man collapsed in a churchyard. (S1 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: Amy plans to have a mature heart-to-heart conversation with Evelyn; Toadie is unsure about whether he should choose Rose or Melanie. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: Justin wields a tool to defend himself while the police arrive at the Garage to deal with a burglar; Chloe tries to get time with Ryder. (30 minutes)
Paramount Network (32)
- 3:00am Night Crime UK: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure a conviction. (S1 Ep 1) (50 minutes)
- 3:50am Mobs & Yobs: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. We are on the ground, in the air and at the CCTV centre as protestors wearing 'V for Vendetta' masks take their noisy protest to the Houses of Parliament. (S1 Ep 6) (45 minutes)
- 4:00pm Trucking Hell: Extreme Road Rescue: Reality series. On one of the UK's busiest roads, a jackknifed HGV has careered through a front garden, over a ditch and blocked a lane of traffic. (S1 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (34)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Al toys with Paddy. Moira is surprised. Rodney is disappointed (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Norris causes mischief at his own funeral. Max delights in provoking Daniel at school. Grace's demands leave Ed and Aggie powerless. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Simply Raymond Blanc: A Little Le Manoir Magic: Join Raymond Blanc and enjoy some Le Manoir Magic, as he rustles up simple yet delicious dishes from the heart of his Oxfordshire kitchen. S1 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Daniel angers David by branding Max a thief. Norris's friends investigate a mystery. Danny witnesses a row between Aggie and Grace. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Grantchester: An otherwise quiet nightshift is disrupted when a group of young American airmen are arrested for trespassing at the local quarry and brought to the station. S6 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Rocky II: Hit sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers, 1979. While Rocky's family life suffers under the media spotlight, Apollo Creed goads him into a rematch in the ring. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Pick (35)
- 2:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series following police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations to major drug busts and murder investigations. (S9, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S6, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S6, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm S.W.A.T.: Radical: Hondo must save the day when a suicide bomber takes hostages at a college. He's also in for a shock when he challenges Hicks about Buck's dismissal. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm World's Most Evil Killers: Gary Ridgway: A profile of the vicious killer who is thought to have murdered over 70 teenage girls and women in a reign of terror that started in the 80s. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (45)
- 7:10am Peppa Pig: Animated antics of a lovable piglet. On a day out with her family, Peppa is encouraged to find words to describe the different kinds of puddles they find. (S6 Ep 3) (5 minutes)
- 7:15am Peppa Pig: Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Mandy Mouse joins Peppa's playgroup. She uses a wheelchair and is super sporty. The children have a lot of fun playing together. (S6 Ep 4) (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Peppa Pig: Animated adventures. Miss Rabbit's Rescue Service has saved many people from tricky situations, but what happens when Miss Rabbit needs rescuing herself? (S7 Ep 10) (5 minutes)
- 8:35am Peppa Pig: Grampy Rabbit teaches Danny Dog and Peppa why his lifeboat is so important when it comes to saving lives at sea, and gives them tips on how to stay safe. (10 minutes)
- 10:00am Peppa Pig: Sports Day: Animated series about a lovable little pig. It is Sports Day at Peppa's playgroup and lots of special events are due to take place. (S2 Ep 15) (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Logan share playful banter after she finishes a surf session; Ari worries that Mia is returning to work too soon and offers to join her. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Amy plans to have a mature heart-to-heart conversation with Evelyn; Toadie is unsure about whether he should choose Rose or Melanie. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Amy plans to have a mature heart-to-heart conversation with Evelyn; Toadie is unsure about whether he should choose Rose or Melanie. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Mackenzie and Logan share playful banter after she finishes a surf session; Ari worries that Mia is returning to work too soon and offers to join her. (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (46)
- 12:20am Conan the Barbarian: (2011) Fantasy action-adventure. Jason Momoa stars as Conan, who sets out to kill the evil warlord who massacred his village when he was a youth. Gory violence, sexual scenes. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 5:25pm The League of Gentlemen: (1960) Crime drama. Jack Hawkins stars as an embittered army officer who, forced out of service, recruits seven colleagues to pull off a daring bank job. With Richard Attenborough. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 10:00pm Taken: (2008) Action thriller. Liam Neeson stars as a former CIA operative who vows to track down his daughter after she's kidnapped in Paris. Strong, gory violence throughout. (1 hour 50 minutes)
Challenge (47)
- 4:00am Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Wheel Of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Angela Ekaette. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
4seven (48)
- 12:15am Taskmaster: Greg Davies and Alex Horne return to host the BAFTA-winning comedy game show with rookie rivals Alan Davies, Desiree Burch, Guz Khan, Morgana Robinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. (S12 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 1:15am Sex Actually with Alice Levine: Across the UK, Alice explores what sex means for modern Brits: pleasure, money, something spiritual? In Newcastle and Dundee she meets 'cam' couples monetising their sex lives online. (Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am Gogglebox: Britain's top TV critics return for a new series with Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News (US Open). (S18 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am Highlife: Wedding bells are ringing for Kamille and Tomi. It's crunch time for Irene as she goes to the clinic for her egg extraction. Can Cuppy and Kiddwaya resolve the bad blood between them? (Ep3) (1 hour)
5SELECT (55)
- 3:25am The Yorkshire Vet : Another chance to see some of Peter and Julians best cases as they attempt to help all creatures - great and small. (S1 Ep 12) (25 minutes)
Drama +1 (73)
- 1:30am Waking the Dead: Sins: Feature-length episode of the top-rated forensics mystery series, with Trevor Eve. The team's investigations lead them to a group of ex-cons after the discovery of a human head. (2 hours)
- 3:30am Call the Midwife: The much-loved drama series about a group of 1950s midwives. Jenny breaks the rules to help a nervous expectant mum, while Chummy prepares for a visit from her own mother. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Father Brown: The Sins of the Father: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric. Brown investigates when the son of a local aeronautics magnate is murdered. Lady Felicia loses her singing voice. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New Tricks: The old-fashioned, 'no-nonsense' cop team unravel another tricky mystery. Looking into three mysterious disappearances, the team believe a serial killer is on the loose. (1 hour 20 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 8:05pm EastEnders: Sheree's plans backfire significantly, and Harvey is determined to break up Dana and Bobby. (25 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Cleaner: 3, 6. When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky clashes with a neighbour - and might have met his match. Contains some strong language and adult humour. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 12:15am Fever Pitch: The Rise of the...: ...Premier League. 1, 4. The story of how football's Premier League was formed, told by its stars. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
- 1:15am Strictly Come Dancing: Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman launch the new series. Shirley Ballas, Craig Revel Horwood and Motsi Mabuse return alongside new judge Anton Du Beke. (1 hour 45 minutes)
- 3:00am Celebrity MasterChef: 14, 18. The remaining seven celebrities must cook for Spanish restaurateur Nieves Barragan and prepare party bites inspired by the film Abigail's Party. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Celebrity MasterChef: 15, 18. In the last semi-final, the celebrities must produce one dish of their own design for three of the country's most feared restaurant critics. (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Homes Under the Hammer: 59, 60. Featuring a four-storey property in Clapham, a two-bed terrace in Barnsley and a 1930s three-bed semi in Crewe. (1 hour)
- 8:30am Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone...: ...Fishing. 1, 6. The series begins with Paul and Bob taking a trip to North Uist in the Outer Hebrides to catch fresh sea trout. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Big Painting Challenge: 2, 6. Amateur painting competition presented by Mariella Frostrup and Reverend Richard Coles. In the Cotswolds, the artists try to depict nature in all its glory. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm The North Water: 3, 5. Brownlee's plan comes to a head. The crew wait for help, to no avail. Contains very strong language and upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:55am Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins: The celebs engage in hand-to-hand combat against the directing staff, run down a 50-metre pillar and go diving for essential supplies. And one recruit is medically withdrawn. (S3 Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 1:50am Criminal: (2016) Thriller starring Kevin Costner. A dead CIA agent's memories are placed in a live man to halt a deadly plot. Unfortunately, he's a psychopath. Very strong language, brutal violence. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:40am The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie: Doug encourages some builders to wolf-whistle at Carrie so that she doesn't feel bad about turning 35. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am The King of Queens: Black List: Doug tries to find his 'roots' when Deacon snubs him for a new friend, and Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her. (30 minutes)
- 8:35am The King of Queens: Wish Boned: Doug agrees to take Arthur on a trip to St Louis, on the condition that he never has to see his naked back again. But all does not go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Frasier: Detour: Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Crock Tales: Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date. Guest starring Rosie Perez. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 1, 2): With Charlotte (Laura Linney) about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch enemy Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: The McQueens try to process some shocking information. Peri's stalker continues to sabotage her relationship, and Juliet gets the wrong end of the stick. Sid comes clean. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Great British Bake...: ...Off: An Extra Slice - Jo Brand's back with an extra helping of Bake Off, joined by Sarah Millican, Sunetra Sarker and Iain Stirling to tuck into the events of Cake Week. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 12:15am Motherland: 3, 6. A pool party ruins Julia's plans before an important event at work. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 12:45am Motherland: 4, 6. Sitcom. While Paul is away, he has the perfect solution to aid Julia: he sends his parents to help. Meanwhile, Amanda has a clear-out and reluctantly gives Liz her old coat. (25 minutes)
- 1:10am Motherland: 5, 6. Anne's new car propels her into the limelight. Liz and Julia's friendship is under fire. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 1:40am Motherland: 6, 6. Julia's childcare problems are solved after she finds the perfect nanny, but her friendship with Liz is strained. Amanda is keeping a low profile. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 2:10am Motherland: 1, 6. A new mum at the school gates attracts the attention of Julia, Liz and Kevin. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 2:40am The Art of Japanese Life: 3, 3. James Fox looks at the clean minimalism of the Japanese home, which has been exported around the world, from modernist architecture to lifestyle stores like Muji. (1 hour)
CBBC (201)
- 7:00am Danger Mouse: The Toad Who Would Be King. Animated series. The baron's true love threatens to bring Danger Mouse to his knees. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Danger Mouse: I Believe in Danger Mouse. Animated series. A fanatical cult of cats adopts Danger Mouse as their leader. (10 minutes)
- 8:10am Odd Squad: Odd Beginnings, Part 1. Agents Opal and Omar uncover the location of a legendary odd artifact. (15 minutes)
- 10:00am Planet Defenders: Malaika and the Elephants. Conservationist Malaika is on a mission to uncover the threats facing elephants in India. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Horrible Histories: Fantastic...: ...Firsts Special. Fantastic Firsts Special. A special show featuring some of history's greatest firsts. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. Freak or Unique. Steve Backshall is on a mission to find the weirdest dinosaur ever! He starts with gigantoraptor, an eight-metre-tall giant that laid the biggest eggs in history. (25 minutes)
- 11:50am Danger Mouse: Planet of the Toilets. Animated series. When the toilets of the world rise up in revo-loo-tion, DM and Penfold take to the sewers of Tokyo to battle the evil Dr Loocifer. (15 minutes)
- 12:05pm Danger Mouse: Pink Dawn. Animated series. Supervillain the Princess is determined to pinkify the world. Only Danger Mouse dressed as a little girl can save us. (10 minutes)
- 12:30pm Danny and Mick: Episode 5. Danny gets stuck inside Joy's favourite dress - and somehow, so does Mick! (10 minutes)
- 3:00pm Danny and Mick: Wrestling Night. Danny and Mick take on the Weedkiller in a wrestling match. (10 minutes)
- 4:30pm Odd Squad: Two Agents and a Baby. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Olympia and Otis are forced to babysit Baby Genius. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: Mousefall. Animated series. Part one of two. Danger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero. (15 minutes)
- 7:55pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: Be Prepared. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Layla is determined to get her cub scout badges, but will she accept some Beaker-style assistance? (10 minutes)
- 8:25pm Jamie Johnson: Some You Win. It's the U14s' first big match of the season, and captain Jamie is determined to win. But his coach Molly has different priorities, which set them on a collision course. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:10am Bing: Musical Statues. Children's animation series. Bing gets to choose the game at Amma's creche, so he picks musical statues. He thinks this means that he will win for sure. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:50am Bing: Voo Voo. Children's animation series. Bing makes a mess at the breakfast table with his toy car, so he helps Flop clean up with the 'voo-voo cleaner'. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00am Bing: Here I Go. Bing finds the new slide at the playground too scary for him to go down. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Falling Rock. Animated series. Peter and his friends realise that a hibernating Mrs Tiggy-Winkle is in the path of a landslide! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:00am Octonauts: Damselfish. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts help a group of algae-eating fish stand up to some aggressive damselfish. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:35am Bitz & Bob: Tower Top Princess Party. Animated preschool series. Purl and Bitz have planned the best party ever, but Bob and Bevel didn't get their invitation! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Valentine's Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean tries to be romantic, but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma Gobb's. S2 Ep9 (15 minutes)
- 10:10am Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. All You Can Eat: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean enters a competition to win a trolley of free food. S2 Ep10 (10 minutes)
- 10:50am Spy School: Operation: Golden Gauntlet: When guests start fleeing Hampton Court Palace over sightings of a ghostly figure, Spy School are sent in to get to the bottom of the mystery... S2 Ep1 (25 minutes)
- 12:10pm Project Z: North East England: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in the North East, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape. S1 Ep3 (25 minutes)
- 1:50pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Senseless Torment of the Space Toilet: Animated comedy. George and Harold convince Krupp to launch the school into space. S2 Ep14 (25 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ...Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Abandoned Artefact of the Absentee Aliens: Animated comedy. George, Harold, Melvin and Erica train to meet an alien spacecraft. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:20pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. Valentine's Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean tries to be romantic, but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma Gobb's. S2 Ep9 (15 minutes)
- 7:35pm Mr. Bean: The Animated...: ...Series. All You Can Eat: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean enters a competition to win a trolley of free food. S2 Ep10 (20 minutes)
- 7:55pm HOW: Vick Hope, Sam Homewood, Frankie Vu and Fred Dinenage show how a nappy can protect your possessions, how to make a toilet explode, and how to take on a cake-decorating challenge. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 4:30pm Odd Squad: Two Agents and a Baby. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Olympia and Otis are forced to babysit Baby Genius. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Danger Mouse: Mousefall. Animated series. Part one of two. Danger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero. (15 minutes)
- 7:55pm The Story of Tracy Beaker: Be Prepared. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Layla is determined to get her cub scout badges, but will she accept some Beaker-style assistance? (10 minutes)
- 8:25pm Jamie Johnson: Some You Win. It's the U14s' first big match of the season, and captain Jamie is determined to win. But his coach Molly has different priorities, which set them on a collision course. (30 minutes)