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BBC ONE Lon (101 or 950) BBC TWO HD (102 or 968) ITV (103 or 977) Channel 4 (104 or 944) Channel 5 (105) BBC 2 (108) ITV +1 (112) itv2 Plus 1 (114) ITV2 +1 (116) ITV4 (117) itvBe Plus 1 (118) ITV HD (119) Channel 4+1 (121) E4+1 (123) more4 Plus 1 (125) E4 (126) 4seven (127) Channel 5+1 (128) 5 USA (129) 5STAR (131) Pick (144) Challenge (145) BBC ONE HD (147) BBC FOUR HD (148) Film4 Plus 1 (301) CBeebies (601)

Programmes

BBC ONE Lon (101 or 950)

12:15am A Few Best Men: Comedy. A British groom travels to the Australian outback to marry the woman of his dreams, but things soon spiral wildly out of control. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
1:15pm Bargain Hunt: Edinburgh: Thomas Plant presents from the Royal Highland Centre, just outside Edinburgh. Kate Bliss and Ben Cooper are on hand to help out two teams of sporty mums and daughters. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
8:45pm Casualty: A familiar face returns under a different guise, while Elle questions how happy she is being a single mother. Also in HD. (50 minutes)
11:55pm People Just Do Nothing: 6, 6. The Wedding: The big day has arrived - Kurupt FM's first daytime rave! Contains adult humour and strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (102 or 968)

2:00am Whitney: Can I Be Me: Whitney Houston's incredible and poignant story, with insights from those closest to her. Contains very strong language. (1 hour 40 minutes)
6:45am How We Won the War: 3, 10. North East England: World War II stories of ordinary people doing extraordinary things. Jules Hudson reaches north east England and discovers Churchill's clandestine guerrilla army. (30 minutes)
10:30am Railways of the Great War with...: ...Michael Portillo. 4, 5. On Track to Victory: In Yorkshire, Michael Portillo discovers how women took over railwaymen's roles. (30 minutes)
11:00am Coast: 4, 6. The Irish Sea: Coast investigates how the Irish Sea has shaped our island story. Nick Crane explores a seasonal phenomenon of this sea - a current called a gyre. (1 hour)
12:00pm Rick Stein's Long Weekends: 10, 10. Palermo: Rick Stein ends his series of long weekends in Palermo on the northern coast of Sicily, with unforgettable dishes flavoured with pine nuts, raisins, lemons and almonds. (1 hour)
1:00pm Cheetahs: Growing Up Fast: Natural World: David Attenborough narrates the amazing story of a wild cheetah family, revealing in detail what it takes to turn tiny cubs into accomplished predators. (1 hour)
6:30pm The Big Family Cooking Showdown: 6, 12. Competitive food show. The Kings from south west London cook their favourite dishes, hoping to win against the Codougan family from Northamptonshire and their Caribbean-style food. (1 hour)
11:00pm Brighton Rock: After killing a rival gang member, Pinkie Brown (Sam Riley) decides to marry Rose - the only person who can prove his crime. Contains very strong language and some violence. (1 hour 45 minutes)

ITV (103 or 977)

6:00am Sooty: The Early Night: Richard plans an early night before Mr Slater's fitness class. Then Sooty's pet mouse escapes, Sweep loses his favourite bone, and Richard's hopes fade. (10 minutes)
6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: William the Conkerer: In his quest for the perfect conker, William will throw anything at a horse chestnut's branches, including the kitchen sink. (10 minutes)
6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Silence Is Golden: Dolores Bellicose has the loudest voice in the world and she won't stop shouting. Dolly and Dot, the school librarians, contact an alchemist and stop up her mouth. (15 minutes)
6:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Officer Trek: Jurassic adventures. Trek imagines that he and his mother are cops, and together they search for a missing fish! (10 minutes)
6:45am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Dino Rocks: Jurassic adventures. At Mum's climbing gym, Trek learns which prehistoric creatures could climb - while Bobby conquers his fear of heights. (15 minutes)
12:25pm Midsomer Murders: Picture of Innocence: When a local photographer is murdered, DCI Barnaby becomes prime suspect in the case. As the evidence mounts against him, will he be able to clear his name? (2 hours)
10:35pm Nutty Professor II: The Klumps: Madcap comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy and Larry Miller, 2000. Portly Professor Klump's wedding plans are scuppered by his manic alter ego, so he decides to fight back (1 hour 55 minutes)

Channel 4 (104 or 944)

12:10am Back: When Andrew's (Robert Webb) improvements to the pub bring amazing TripAdvisor reviews, Stephen (David Mitchell) worries that they're flying too close to the sun. (Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
12:40am The Great British Bake Off: An...: ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep4, 10) (40 minutes)
3:00am Electric Dreams: The Hood Maker: Bold new sci-fi anthology series of stand-alone episodes, inspired by Philip K Dick stories. In a strangely archaic future, can war between Normals and telepathic Teeps be stopped? (Ep1) (1 hour)
4:55am Building the Dream: Mark and Abigail want a barn-style home in Warwickshire. By choosing to self-build they could save around £130,000. Charlie Luxton has some ideas on how to adapt their plans. (S1 Ep10, 11) (55 minutes)
9:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together, and Penny's family arrives. (S10 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
10:55am The Simpsons: Whacking Day: The Springfield holiday of Whacking Day is coming, when live snakes get whacked with sticks - Homer can hardly wait! (30 minutes)
11:25am The Simpsons: Marge in Chains: In the middle of a flu epidemic that Homer started, Marge accidentally shoplifts and is sent to jail for 30 days. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Britain's Ancient Tracks with...: ...Tony Robinson: Tony hikes across Dartmoor in the footsteps of Britain's greatest detective, plunges into a reputedly bottomless lake and has a beastly encounter. (S2 Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
8:00pm WWII's Great Escapes: The...: ...Freedom Trails: Len Harley escaped from the Nazis in Italy. Monty Halls retraces his incredible journey, and reunites Len, who's now 98, with Rosina Spinosa, who helped him escape. (Ep2) (1 hour)
11:20pm Survivor: (2015) Thriller with Milla Jovovich and Pierce Brosnan. A US embassy security staffer is hunted by the US and UK governments and an assassin when she uncovers a terrorist plot. Violence. (1 hour 45 minutes)

Channel 5 (105)

3:10am Gotham: LoveCraft: Action-packed drama series based on DC Comics characters. Selina leads a new friend on a perilous journey through the city. Gordon is reassigned to Arkham Asylum. (S1 Ep 10) (50 minutes)
4:00am Gotham: Action drama series. Stripped of his badge, Jim is demoted to warden at the Arkham Asylum where a highly-charged inmate is conducting some shocking experiments. (S1 Ep 11) (45 minutes)

BBC 2 (108)

1:55am Film: Whitney: Can I Be Me (100 minutes)
6:45am History Documentary: How We Won the War: North East England (30 minutes)
10:30am History Documentary: Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo (30 minutes)
11:00am Travel: Coast: The Irish Sea (60 minutes)
12:00pm Cookery: Rick Stein's Long Weekends: Palermo (60 minutes)
1:00pm Nature: Natural World: Growing Up Fast (60 minutes)
6:30pm Cookery: The Big Family Cooking Showdown (60 minutes)
11:00pm Film: Brighton Rock (105 minutes)

ITV +1 (112)

7:00am Sooty: The Early Night: Richard plans an early night before Mr Slater's fitness class. Then Sooty's pet mouse escapes, Sweep loses his favourite bone, and Richard's hopes fade. (10 minutes)
7:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: William the Conkerer: In his quest for the perfect conker, William will throw anything at a horse chestnut's branches, including the kitchen sink. (10 minutes)
7:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Silence Is Golden: Dolores Bellicose has the loudest voice in the world and she won't stop shouting. Dolly and Dot, the school librarians, contact an alchemist and stop up her mouth. (15 minutes)
7:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Officer Trek: Jurassic adventures. Trek imagines that he and his mother are cops, and together they search for a missing fish! (10 minutes)
7:45am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Dino Rocks: Jurassic adventures. At Mum's climbing gym, Trek learns which prehistoric creatures could climb - while Bobby conquers his fear of heights. (15 minutes)
1:25pm Midsomer Murders: Picture of Innocence: When a local photographer is murdered, DCI Barnaby becomes prime suspect in the case. As the evidence mounts against him, will he be able to clear his name? (2 hours)
11:35pm Nutty Professor II: The Klumps: Madcap comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy and Larry Miller, 2000. Portly Professor Klump's wedding plans are scuppered by his manic alter ego, so he decides to fight back (1 hour 55 minutes)

itv2 Plus 1 (114)

12:05am Animation: Family Guy: Trading Places (30 minutes)
12:35am Animation: Family Guy: And Then There Were Fewer (30 minutes)
1:05am Animation: Family Guy: And Then There Were Fewer (Part 2 of 2) (25 minutes)
1:30am Animation: American Dad!: Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option (30 minutes)
2:00am Animation: American Dad!: Roger 'n Me (30 minutes)
10:00am Soap: Coronation Street Omnibus (180 minutes)
4:20pm Film: Babe (60 minutes)
5:25pm Film: Babe (45 minutes)
6:10pm Film: The Smurfs (60 minutes)
7:15pm Film: The Smurfs (60 minutes)
10:00pm Film: 2 Fast 2 Furious (60 minutes)
11:05pm Film: 2 Fast 2 Furious (70 minutes)

ITV2 +1 (116)

12:05am Family Guy: Trading Places: Animated comedy. Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson they all trade roles. (30 minutes)
12:35am Family Guy: And Then There Were Fewer, Part 1: Animated comedy. A party at the mansion of actor James Woods turns into a murder mystery for the Griffins and other residents of Quahog. (30 minutes)
1:05am Family Guy: And Then There Were Fewer, Part 2: Animated comedy. A party at the mansion of actor James Woods turns into a murder mystery for the Griffins and other residents of Quahog. (25 minutes)
1:30am American Dad!: Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option: Animated series about a CIA man. Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman outmanoeuvres him during a negotiation. (30 minutes)
2:00am American Dad!: Roger 'n' Me: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. When Stan goes to a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes his new sidekick. (30 minutes)
10:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: Aidan's confession plunges Eva into turmoil. Rita faces an uncertain future. Michelle gathers evidence against Will. (3 hours)
4:20pm Babe: Engaging fantasy starring James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski, 1995. An orphaned piglet is adopted by a sheepdog and learns how to herd sheep (1 hour)
5:25pm Babe: Engaging fantasy starring James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski, 1995. An orphaned piglet is adopted by a sheepdog and learns how to herd sheep (45 minutes)
6:10pm The Smurfs: Live action and CGI comedy starring Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays, 2011. The blue gang are run out of their village by the evil Gargamel and find themselves transported to Earth (1 hour)
7:15pm The Smurfs: Live action and CGI comedy starring Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays, 2011. The blue gang are run out of their village by the evil Gargamel and find themselves transported to Earth (1 hour)
10:00pm 2 Fast 2 Furious: Action thriller starring Paul Walker and Tyrese Gibson, 2003. Former LA cop Brian is a street racer in Miami when the FBI comes knocking to enlist his help (1 hour)
11:05pm 2 Fast 2 Furious: Action thriller starring Paul Walker and Tyrese Gibson, 2003. Former LA cop Brian is a street racer in Miami when the FBI comes knocking to enlist his help (1 hour 10 minutes)

ITV4 (117)

12:55am Red Heat: Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi, 1988. A dedicated Soviet cop arrives in Chicago where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective (1 hour)
2:00am Red Heat: Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi, 1988. A dedicated Soviet cop arrives in Chicago where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective (55 minutes)
4:35pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Frantic comedy starring Matthew Broderick and Mia Sara, 1986. A maverick high school student persuades his girlfriend and his best friend to join him playing truant (1 hour)
5:40pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Frantic comedy starring Matthew Broderick and Mia Sara, 1986. A maverick high school student persuades his girlfriend and his best friend to join him playing truant (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:00pm Executive Decision: Action thriller starring Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal, 1996. An anti-terrorist squad undertakes an airborne mission to rescue a plane from hijackers armed with nerve gas (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:10pm Executive Decision: Action thriller starring Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal, 1996. An anti-terrorist squad undertakes an airborne mission to rescue a plane from hijackers armed with nerve gas (1 hour 30 minutes)
11:40pm Don't Say a Word: Ransom thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Bean, 2001. A psychiatrist must delve into the mind of a troubled mute girl in order to save his kidnapped daughter (1 hour)

itvBe Plus 1 (118)

7:00pm Cookery: Dinner Date (60 minutes)
8:00pm Cookery: Dinner Date (60 minutes)
9:00pm Cookery: Dinner Date (60 minutes)
10:00pm Documentary: Botched: Like a Surgeon (60 minutes)

ITV HD (119)

6:00am Sooty: The Early Night: Richard plans an early night before Mr Slater's fitness class. Then Sooty's pet mouse escapes, Sweep loses his favourite bone, and Richard's hopes fade. (10 minutes)
6:10am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: William the Conkerer: In his quest for the perfect conker, William will throw anything at a horse chestnut's branches, including the kitchen sink. (10 minutes)
6:20am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: Silence Is Golden: Dolores Bellicose has the loudest voice in the world and she won't stop shouting. Dolly and Dot, the school librarians, contact an alchemist and stop up her mouth. (15 minutes)
6:35am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Officer Trek: Jurassic adventures. Trek imagines that he and his mother are cops, and together they search for a missing fish! (10 minutes)
6:45am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures: Dino Rocks: Jurassic adventures. At Mum's climbing gym, Trek learns which prehistoric creatures could climb - while Bobby conquers his fear of heights. (15 minutes)
12:25pm Midsomer Murders: Picture of Innocence: When a local photographer is murdered, DCI Barnaby becomes prime suspect in the case. As the evidence mounts against him, will he be able to clear his name? (2 hours)
10:35pm Nutty Professor II: The Klumps: Madcap comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy and Larry Miller, 2000. Portly Professor Klump's wedding plans are scuppered by his manic alter ego, so he decides to fight back (1 hour 55 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (121)

12:05am First Dates: First Dates is back. Political activist Lettie knows a lot about politics but is clueless on love. Her date is Cambridge graduate Fred. And octogenarian Doreen meets author James. (S9 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:10am Back: When Andrew's (Robert Webb) improvements to the pub bring amazing TripAdvisor reviews, Stephen (David Mitchell) worries that they're flying too close to the sun. (Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
1:40am The Great British Bake Off: An...: ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep4, 10) (40 minutes)
4:00am Electric Dreams: The Hood Maker: Bold new sci-fi anthology series of stand-alone episodes, inspired by Philip K Dick stories. In a strangely archaic future, can war between Normals and telepathic Teeps be stopped? (Ep1) (1 hour)
5:55am Building the Dream: Mark and Abigail want a barn-style home in Warwickshire. By choosing to self-build they could save around £130,000. Charlie Luxton has some ideas on how to adapt their plans. (S1 Ep10, 11) (55 minutes)
10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together, and Penny's family arrives. (S10 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
11:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
11:55am The Simpsons: Whacking Day: The Springfield holiday of Whacking Day is coming, when live snakes get whacked with sticks - Homer can hardly wait! (30 minutes)
12:25pm The Simpsons: Marge in Chains: In the middle of a flu epidemic that Homer started, Marge accidentally shoplifts and is sent to jail for 30 days. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Britain's Ancient Tracks with...: ...Tony Robinson: Tony hikes across Dartmoor in the footsteps of Britain's greatest detective, plunges into a reputedly bottomless lake and has a beastly encounter. (S2 Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm WWII's Great Escapes: The...: ...Freedom Trails: Len Harley escaped from the Nazis in Italy. Monty Halls retraces his incredible journey, and reunites Len, who's now 98, with Rosina Spinosa, who helped him escape. (Ep2) (1 hour)

E4+1 (123)

12:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
12:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18, 24) (25 minutes)
1:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite viewers think of The Eurovision Song Contest, The Island with Bear Grylls, Nature's Miniature Miracles, Three Girls, Britain's Got Talent and the News? (S9 Ep13) (1 hour 10 minutes)
2:15am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Frankie and Charlotte face the agents' anger. Arg gets his kilt on and legs it up to Edinburgh for his third date with Yasemin. Courtney's in for a big shock. (S3 Ep14, 19) (1 hour 10 minutes)
3:25am First Dates: As the series continues, will Ryan's unique chat-up lines laugh aspiring embalmer Kerry into bed? How will nervous Mark react when free spirit Sophia reads his palm? (S3 Ep3, 6) (50 minutes)
4:15am Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts: Brand new: In this compilation show, Jay covers the tattoo that got Dylan kicked out of the house, Alice gives Kayleigh an original design to be proud of, and Sketch makes John's UFO go. (55 minutes)
6:00am How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (20 minutes)
6:20am How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (40 minutes)
7:00am How I Met Your Mother: The Final Page (Part 1, 2): Ted invites his old university professor, who insisted he would never make it as an architect, to the grand opening of the GNB building. (25 minutes)
7:25am How I Met Your Mother: The Final Page (Part 2, 2): Barney tells Ted that he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since the birth of baby Marvin. (25 minutes)
1:30pm The Goldbergs: Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Goldbergs: The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Goldbergs: Shall We Play a Game?: Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, but then comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour. (S2 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
3:00pm The Goldbergs: Family Takes Care of Beverly: Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home. (S2 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
3:30pm The Goldbergs: Big Baby Ball: When Mr Meller singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Meller in a new light. (S2 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm The Great British Bake Off: For the very first time on the show, it's caramel week, with three sticky challenges for the bakers, including a super sweet signature and a double Dutch technical. (Ep4, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
6:15pm The Great British Bake Off: An...: ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep4, 10) (45 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
11:50pm Naked Attraction: Presenter Anna Richardson guides 28-year-old Judy through the basics of naked dating. And tent erector Craig, who is almost 30, hopes to meet his ideal match in the buff. (S2 Ep7) (1 hour 5 minutes)

more4 Plus 1 (125)

12:05am Documentary: 24 Hours in A and E (65 minutes)
3:45am DIY: Grand Designs (55 minutes)
9:00pm Travel: Great Canal Journeys (60 minutes)
10:00pm History Documentary: Queen Victoria's Last Love: Abdul Karim (60 minutes)
11:00pm History Documentary: Secret History: Queen Victoria and the Crippled Kaiser (65 minutes)

E4 (126)

12:05am Gogglebox: What do Britain's favourite viewers think of The Eurovision Song Contest, The Island with Bear Grylls, Nature's Miniature Miracles, Three Girls, Britain's Got Talent and the News? (S9 Ep13) (1 hour 10 minutes)
1:15am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Frankie and Charlotte face the agents' anger. Arg gets his kilt on and legs it up to Edinburgh for his third date with Yasemin. Courtney's in for a big shock. (S3 Ep14, 19) (1 hour 10 minutes)
2:25am First Dates: As the series continues, will Ryan's unique chat-up lines laugh aspiring embalmer Kerry into bed? How will nervous Mark react when free spirit Sophia reads his palm? (S3 Ep3, 6) (50 minutes)
3:15am Tattoo Fixers: Top Tatts: Brand new: In this compilation show, Jay covers the tattoo that got Dylan kicked out of the house, Alice gives Kayleigh an original design to be proud of, and Sketch makes John's UFO go. (55 minutes)
5:00am How I Met Your Mother: Blitzgiving: A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (20 minutes)
5:20am How I Met Your Mother: The Mermaid Theory: When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (40 minutes)
6:00am How I Met Your Mother: The Final Page (Part 1, 2): Ted invites his old university professor, who insisted he would never make it as an architect, to the grand opening of the GNB building. (25 minutes)
6:25am How I Met Your Mother: The Final Page (Part 2, 2): Barney tells Ted that he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since the birth of baby Marvin. (25 minutes)
12:30pm The Goldbergs: Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Goldbergs: The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Goldbergs: Shall We Play a Game?: Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, but then comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour. (S2 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Goldbergs: Family Takes Care of Beverly: Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home. (S2 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Goldbergs: Big Baby Ball: When Mr Meller singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Meller in a new light. (S2 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm The Great British Bake Off: For the very first time on the show, it's caramel week, with three sticky challenges for the bakers, including a super sweet signature and a double Dutch technical. (Ep4, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
5:15pm The Great British Bake Off: An...: ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep4, 10) (45 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
10:50pm Naked Attraction: Presenter Anna Richardson guides 28-year-old Judy through the basics of naked dating. And tent erector Craig, who is almost 30, hopes to meet his ideal match in the buff. (S2 Ep7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:55pm Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: The agents send Arg and Sarah-Jane on a double date and plan for Charlotte to have an etiquette lesson. Bobby's feelings for Jack are tested by a hot new man. (S3 Ep10, 19) (1 hour 5 minutes)

4seven (127)

12:20am The Undateables: Cooking enthusiast Kaia is profoundly deaf. James Bond fanatic Rhys is autistic. Keen gardener Joshua is also autistic. Can these three young people find a partner? (S7 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
3:05am Educating Greater Manchester: Fourteen-year-old Vincent is often on the school behaviour team's books. Mr Povey tries a left-field tactic with him: giving him a chance to join the straight-laced Student Council. (Ep4, 8) (55 minutes)
4:00am The Crystal Maze: Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides the Cheerleaders, five disproportionately excitable young ladies who hope enthusiasm will help them in their quest through the Maze. (Ep5) (1 hour)
10:00am Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: It's the Eco and Budget categories, including a Scottish woodland stargazer and a home made for just £1000. And then it's time to announce the winner of Shed of the Year 2017. (S4 Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
11:00am The Supervet: A new run starts with an emergency when a Staffordshire bull terrier is hit by a car with her pelvis smashed in more than 25 pieces. And a giant schnauzer's lost her tail wag. (Ep1) (1 hour)
12:00pm The Supervet: Bionic Specials: Professor Noel is faced with two difficult cases that push his skills to the limit. Peanut the Cat was born with deformed front legs, and dog Ard Ri has bone cancer in his leg. (Ep3, 4) (1 hour)
1:00pm The Supervet: Bionic Specials: Professor Noel uses cutting-edge technology to help Rottweiler Lulu after she loses the use of all four legs, and Dobermann Maori is struggling to walk and is in considerable pain. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
8:00pm The Supervet: A new run starts with an emergency when a Staffordshire bull terrier is hit by a car with her pelvis smashed in more than 25 pieces. And a giant schnauzer's lost her tail wag. (Ep1) (1 hour)
10:00pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of Even Better Than the Real Thing, Bromans, The Great British Bake Off, Doctor Foster, First Dates, The Crystal Maze and the News? (S10 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of Naked Attraction, Strictly, Dragons' Den, Shed of the Year, Fatal Attraction, 100 Year Old Driving School and 999: On the Frontline? (S10 Ep2) (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (128)

4:10am Gotham: LoveCraft: Action-packed drama series based on DC Comics characters. Selina leads a new friend on a perilous journey through the city. Gordon is reassigned to Arkham Asylum. (S1 Ep 10) (50 minutes)

5 USA (129)

12:00am NCIS: Crime drama series. Gibbs is forced to revisit his past when his former mother-in-law turns out to be a witness in a murder investigation. (S7 Ep 16) (55 minutes)
12:55am CSI: New York: The Ride-In: Crime drama. Mac and Danny investigate when an ex-con who was building an ark is found dead. Stella and Flack probe the death of a man dressed as a cigarette. (S3 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
1:50am CSI: New York: Sleight Out Of Hand: Mac and Stella suspect a popular illusionist of a string of magic-related murders. Meanwhile, Danny goes to Montana to support Lindsay. (S3 Ep 18) (1 hour)
2:50am CSI: New York: A Daze of Wine and Roaches: US crime series. At a French Revolution-themed fundraiser at the UN, Mac, Stella and Hawkes hurdle diplomatic road blocks when they investigate two murders. (S3 Ep... (55 minutes)
1:40pm Columbo: Murder Under Glass: Detective story starring Peter Falk and Louis Jourdan. A crooked cook provides Columbo with an alarming menu of corruption, blackmail and poison. (1978) (1 hour 25 minutes)
3:05pm NCIS: Jurisdiction: Crime drama involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The NCIS team works with the Coast Guard Investigative Service when a Navy diver seeking sunken treasure is murdered. (S7 ... (55 minutes)
4:00pm NCIS: Guilty Pleasure: Crime drama series following the US navy's dedicated federal agency. The team asks Holly Snow for help after the death of a navy officer is linked to a call girl. (S7 Ep 19) (1 hour)
5:00pm NCIS: Moonlighting: Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) (1 hour)
6:00pm NCIS: Obsession: Crime drama series. DiNozzo becomes obsessed with finding a woman whose brother has been murdered, while the team searches for the killer. (S7 Ep 21) (1 hour)
7:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. The NCIS get a surprising revelation while trying to track down a serial killer. McGee joins Abby south of the border, where she is giving a speech. (S7 Ep 22) (1 hour)
8:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime series. The team work together with Homeland Security when the death at sea of a navy diver is linked to the threat of a foreign attack on the city. (S2 Ep 23) (1 hour)
9:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime series. The team work together with Homeland Security when the death at sea of a navy diver is linked to the threat of a foreign attack on the city. (S2 Ep 24) (1 hour)
10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Mask: Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. When a woman is raped by a masked man, her father, a psychiatrist, holds the key to finding the attacker. (S12 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
10:55pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Dirty: Drama series about an elite sex crime unit. Benson becomes suspicious of a detective's involvement when a district attorney is found dead after falling from a parking garage. (S12 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
11:50pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Flight: Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. An influential billionaire threatens to buy his way to freedom after being accused of trafficking women. (S12 Ep 15) (55 minutes)

5STAR (131)

1:15am Emerald City: Fantastical reinvention of the original 'Land of Oz' stories. As the Wizard arrives in Ev, Dorothy and Lucas find themselves on opposite sides. (S1 Ep 9) (50 minutes)
2:05am Emerald City: Fantastical reinvention of the original 'Land of Oz' stories. The Wizard makes war on Glinda and her army of witches, but Dorothy determines to take him on. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour)

Pick (144)

2:00am Most Shocking: Chases & Crashes 2: A crazed cat lover is stopped by the authorities; a 12-year-old takes his mum's car for a spin; and a shock is in store for an officer laying down spike strips. (S4, ep 12) (1 hour)
3:00am Road Wars: The elite Proactive Unit attempt to clean up Britain's streets and tonight's criminal culprits include a mouthy mini-motor rider and tank joyriders. Strong language. (S6, ep 16) (1 hour)
5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
5:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
6:00am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Text messages create suspicion among border staff about a traveller's intentions. Plus, a European visitor makes a surprising admission about his past. (S3, ep 4) (30 minutes)
6:30am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Air cargo officers discover a suitcase packed with surprises. Plus, a traveller turns on the charm at Vancouver airport. (S3, ep 5) (30 minutes)
7:00am Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. An American family gets caught taking an arsenal of weapons on holiday. Plus, Alberta officers stumble upon a half-baked scheme. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
6:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Suspicious packages, dubious passengers and undeclared dogs mean there is never a dull moment for the officers working on Canada's borders. (S3, ep 8) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Road Wars: Tonight's footage includes a drug dealer who bites a cop and a drunk who can't be subdued. Plus, a shady character claims to be the King of Jamaica! Strong language. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)

Challenge (145)

7:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
7:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
8:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
8:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
4:05pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
8:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (147)

12:15am A Few Best Men: Comedy. A British groom travels to the Australian outback to marry the woman of his dreams, but things soon spiral wildly out of control. Contains very strong language. (1 hour 30 minutes)
1:15pm Bargain Hunt: Edinburgh: Thomas Plant presents from the Royal Highland Centre, just outside Edinburgh. Kate Bliss and Ben Cooper are on hand to help out two teams of sporty mums and daughters. (45 minutes)
8:45pm Casualty: A familiar face returns under a different guise, while Elle questions how happy she is being a single mother. (50 minutes)
11:55pm People Just Do Nothing: 6, 6. The Wedding: The big day has arrived - Kurupt FM's first daytime rave! Contains adult humour and strong language. (30 minutes)

BBC FOUR HD (148)

7:00pm The Incredible Human Journey: 1, 5. Out of Africa: Dr Alice Roberts travels the globe to discover the incredible story of how humans left Africa to colonise the world, and searches for clues in the Arabian Desert. (1 hour)
8:00pm Wild China: 1, 6. Heart of the Dragon: The hills of Guilin and the fishermen of the Li River form the heart of this exploration of the rice-growing cultures and strange creatures of southern China. (1 hour)
10:30pm James May: The Reassembler: 1, 3. Lawnmower: James tries to put a 1959 Suffolk Colt petrol lawnmower, which helped make mowing accessible to the masses by producing a smaller and affordable machine, back together. (30 minutes)

Film4 Plus 1 (301)

2:00pm Film: Johnny English Reborn (125 minutes)
5:50pm Film: The Poseidon Adventure (145 minutes)

CBeebies (601)

6:30am Childrens: Dinopaws: The Things That We Can be (15 minutes)
6:45am Childrens: Twirlywoos: Round and Round (15 minutes)
7:30am Animation: Bing: Where's Flop? (10 minutes)
7:45am Animation: Octonauts: The Giant Whirlpool (15 minutes)
8:10am Childrens: Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Racing Rabbit (10 minutes)
8:20am Childrens: Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Basilosaurus and Barnacles (15 minutes)
9:50am Quiz Show: Where in The World?: Liza, Tyra and Hamza: Liza Makes Blueberry Pancakes (15 minutes)
10:05am Childrens: Jamillah and Aladdin: Genie Competition (15 minutes)
11:35am Animation: Everything's Rosie: The Elephant in the Room (10 minutes)
11:45am Animation: Everything's Rosie: Storm in a Teacup (15 minutes)
12:25pm Childrens: Grandpa in My Pocket: Changes for the Better (15 minutes)
1:00pm Animation: Charlie and Lola: There Is Only One Sun And That Is Me (10 minutes)
2:40pm Quiz Show: Where in The World?: Liza, Tyra and Hamza: Liza Makes Blueberry Pancakes (15 minutes)
2:55pm Childrens: Jamillah and Aladdin: Genie Competition (15 minutes)
4:30pm Childrens: Footy Pups: Using Both Feet (15 minutes)
5:35pm Childrens: Katie Morag: Katie Morag and the New Year Party (15 minutes)
5:50pm Childrens: Melody: When the Cat's Away (10 minutes)
6:00pm Animation: Charlie and Lola: It Is Absolutely And Completely Not Messy (10 minutes)

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