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Tuesday 16th October 2018
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BBC ONE Lon (101 or 950) BBC TWO HD (102 or 968) Really (102) ITV (103 or 977) Channel 4 (104 or 944) Channel 5 (105) GOLD Plus 1 (106) Dave Ja Vu (107) 5USA (108) ITV +1 (112) ITV2 +1 (116) ITV4 (117) ITV HD (119) Channel 4+1 (121) E4+1 (123) E4 (126) 4seven (127) Channel 5+1 (128) 5 USA (129) 5STAR (131) Pick (144) Challenge (145) BBC ONE HD (147)

Programmes

BBC ONE Lon (101 or 950)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: The team follow a four-year project to develop land in Maidstone and two swifter developments in Burnley in Lancashire and Meir in Staffordshire. Also in HD. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents as the teams scour a fair at the National Botanic Gardens of Wales with experts Caroline Hawley and Richard Madley. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Changing Faces: Al and Daniel play Cupid with two friends who are concealing feelings for each other. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Monmouthshire: Nicki Chapman heads to the Monmouthshire countryside to help a couple who have a love of the outdoors and dogs as they aim to buy their first home together. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
7:30pm EastEnders: Stacey and Ruby have a heart-to-heart chat. Jean makes a shocking discovery. Sharon fears that someone knows her and Keanu's secret. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Holby City: Stains: Gaskell fears exposure when Hanssen confesses to having doubts about recent events. Jac discovers Steven has been keeping a potentially life-changing secret from Fletch. Also in HD. (1 hour)
9:00pm Informer: 1, 6. No Sleep Till Brooklyn: Raza is arrested and coerced into working as a counterterrorism informant. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)

BBC TWO HD (102 or 968)

1:45pm Restoration Home: 8, 8. Barnhill: Restoration of historic properties. Kent husband and wife team Geri and Kevin's dream home in Devon soon proves to be a nightmare, as costs spiral out of control. (1 hour)
2:45pm Wartime Farm: 4, 8. Recreating British farming as it was during World War II. The team faces a government inspection for productivity. Over 2,000 wartime farmers lost their land for failing these. (1 hour)
3:45pm The Blue Planet: 5, 8. Seasonal Seas: David Attenborough narrates a natural history of the oceans, exploring the richest waters on Earth, where the annual cycle of the sun drives an explosion of life. (1 hour)
7:00pm Family Cooking Showdown: Competitive food show. The three remaining families must volunteer one family member to cook without knowing the dish they have to prepare - a salted caramel tart. (1 hour)
9:00pm A Dangerous Dynasty: House of Assad: 2, 3. Bashar is now president and his wife is first lady, but they face problems on all sides and their regime is accused of killing a political enemy. Contains upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
11:15pm Body Clock: What Makes Us Tick?: Documentary. A former commando spends ten days locked in a nuclear bunker, with no way of telling the time, to find out how best to manage our body clock and improve our health. (1 hour)

Really (102)

1:00am Documentary: Murder: Did They Do it?: Kenny Waters (60 minutes)
6:00am Documentary: Oxford Street Revealed (60 minutes)
5:00pm Entertainment: Ghost Adventures: Fox Hollow Farm (60 minutes)
9:00pm DIY: DIY SOS (60 minutes)

ITV (103 or 977)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
10:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
11:45pm Lethal Weapon: Funny Money: US action series. Riggs and Murtaugh get involved in the world of counterfeit money, but Murtaugh is thrown when a group of teenagers inadvertently get involved. S2 Ep11 (45 minutes)

Channel 4 (104 or 944)

1:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
2:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
3:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
9:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
11:05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
9:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)
11:25pm Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)

Channel 5 (105)

12:15pm NCIS: Freedom: US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) (50 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet : Observational documentary series. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour 15 minutes)

GOLD Plus 1 (106)

1:20am Comedy: Little Britain (40 minutes)
2:00am Comedy: Little Britain (35 minutes)
2:35am Sitcom: Josh: Homme and Away (35 minutes)
3:10am Comedy: The Fast Show (30 minutes)
4:25am Comedy: Harry Enfield and Chums (35 minutes)
2:20pm Sitcom: Dinnerladies: Minnellium (40 minutes)
3:00pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: It Never Rains... (40 minutes)
7:00pm Sitcom: Dinnerladies: Minnellium (40 minutes)
7:40pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: It Never Rains... (40 minutes)
9:40pm Comedy: Harry Enfield and Chums (40 minutes)
10:20pm Comedy: Little Britain (40 minutes)
11:00pm Sitcom: Josh: Suited and Booted (35 minutes)

Dave Ja Vu (107)

2:00am Sitcom: Zapped: Showtime (40 minutes)
10:00am Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)
6:00pm Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)
7:00pm Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)

5USA (108)

9:20am Drama: CSI: Miami: Raising Caine (45 minutes)
10:05am Drama: CSI: Miami: Tunnel Vision (60 minutes)
10:00pm Drama: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit: Bullseye (55 minutes)
10:55pm Drama: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit: Behave (60 minutes)

ITV +1 (112)

12:45am Am I A Murderer?: This new documentary in ITV's Crime & Punishment season tells the story of Janet Holt, who claims that more than 40 years ago she murdered her business partner. S1 Ep1 (50 minutes)
8:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
11:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)

ITV2 +1 (116)

12:05am American Dad!: Stan of Arabia - Part 1: Animated comedy about a CIA man. Stan is reassigned to Saudi Arabia as a punishment, but the country's male-dominated society appeals to him immensely. S1 Ep12 (25 minutes)
12:30am American Dad!: Stan of Arabia - Part 2: Animated series. The Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, where Stan enjoys the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles. S1 Ep13 (35 minutes)
1:05am The Cleveland Show: A General Thanksgiving Episode: Animated Family Guy spin-off. Cleveland runs into problems trying to start up a new Broken Stool, while Rallo reunites Holt with his estranged father. S4 Ep3 (25 minutes)
1:30am Plebs: The Bath House: The boys attend a free trial session at a swanky new bathhouse and attempt to outstay their welcome. Marcus meets a potential business contact in the changing room. S4 Ep6 (35 minutes)
9:00am Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (25 minutes)
9:25am Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
9:55am Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
11:15am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Mark Foster: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners try to guess the identity of mystery host, swimming sensation and gold medallist Mark Foster. S2 Ep22 (1 hour)
1:15pm Emmerdale: Sarah is thrown into panic. Victoria resorts to criminality. Paddy is put under pressure. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Coronation Street: Nick receives a frosty reception from his family. Simon acts as peacemaker. The police interrogate Ali about the crash. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Coronation Street: Toyah rounds on Nick for leaving Leanne in the lurch. Ali lies to the police about an important detail. Vicky winds up the factory girls. (30 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: Hell Comes to Quahog: Animated comedy series about American family life. When a superstore puts all the shops in Quahog out of business, Brian and Stewie team up to save the town. S5 Ep3 (30 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: Saving Private Brian: Animated comedy series about American family life. Brian and Stewie accidentally join the military and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get discharged. S5 Ep4 (30 minutes)

ITV4 (117)

12:20am Take the Tower: Iconic villain Dolph Lundgren challenges team captain Kirsty, her daughter and two nephews, to a series of games, with a holiday and a bundle of cash on the line. (1 hour 5 minutes)
9:30am Minder: The Second Time Around: Terry fills in at an antique shop when the owner is hospitalised after receiving a beating from thugs demanding protection money. S5 Ep4 (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:50pm Minder: Second Hand Pose: After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry looks for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. S5 Ep5 (1 hour 5 minutes)
8:00pm New: Made in Britain: Jimmy Nail narrates a look inside a firework factory, before a lesson in pork pies in Melton Mowbray. Plus, how respective experts create fishing rods and single malt whisky. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Take the Tower: Dolph Lundgren challenges team captain Sid, with mates Karl, Jerome and Alen, to a series of games inspired by action movies, with a holiday and a bundle of cash to be won. S1 Ep4 (1 hour)
10:30pm The Ghost Writer: Thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan, 2010. A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former Prime Minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy. (1 hour)
11:35pm The Ghost Writer: Thriller starring Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan, 2010. A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former Prime Minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy. (1 hour 35 minutes)

ITV HD (119)

7:00pm Emmerdale: Faith and Charity are united in their concern. Victoria pursues the truth. Chas endures a difficult task. (30 minutes)
8:00pm New: Love Your Home and Garden: The Taylor Family: Alan meets Anne and Mike who has dementia. The layout of the house and garden means Mike is finding it difficult to cope and risks never leaving his home. S2 Ep2 (1 hour)
9:00pm New: Weather from Hell: Caught on Camera: This year Britain has seen some of its most extreme weather in a generation, including the Beast from the East and a blistering heat wave. Is this the new normal for Britain? (1 hour)
10:45pm Butterfly: Max begins to dress and behave as a girl but when he wants to be known as Maxine, his father struggles to cope with the news. S1 Ep1 (1 hour)
11:45pm Lethal Weapon: Funny Money: US action series. Riggs and Murtaugh get involved in the world of counterfeit money, but Murtaugh is thrown when a group of teenagers inadvertently get involved. S2 Ep11 (45 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (121)

2:50am 60 Days in Jail: Sewer Gate: Raw sewage flows up through the floor into the inmate pods, causing chaos in the jail and making it necessary to turn off the water supply and move the prisoners. (S2 Ep9, 12) (50 minutes)
3:40am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: Three sellers in West Sussex primp their properties as they prepare to sell. The refurbs on show include a modern retro look and some farmhouse chic. (Ep7) (55 minutes)
4:35am Grand Designs New Zealand: A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) (55 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (35 minutes)
12:05pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 15 minutes)
10:15pm Celebrity Hunted: Eight famous faces go on the run and try to avoid capture, for Stand Up To Cancer. Can Johnny Mercer MP avoid the hunters and get to Westminster for a crucial Brexit vote? (S2 Ep1, 5) (1 hour 10 minutes)

E4+1 (123)

12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
1:00am First Dates: It's spring; is love in the air for the diners at the First Dates restaurant? Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:05am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Nadia and new agent Paul are secretly watching every move as three celebrities are sent out on a date right away. Mutya Buena is set up with tattoo fan Ryan. (S5 Ep2, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
4:50am How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15, 24) (20 minutes)
5:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (S7 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
5:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
5:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
7:00am Hollyoaks: Grace asks DS Roxy for help in getting rid of Glenn, but she thinks it's a terrible idea. Martine threatens to tell Simone who she has secretly married, but Louis rushes to stop her. (30 minutes)
7:30am Hollyoaks: Glenn is out of hospital, and Grace finally puts her plan into action to manipulate Jay into killing Glenn. Meanwhile, Goldie offers to help Jesse plan a party for Glenn's birthday. (30 minutes)
8:00am New Girl: Control: When Jess tries to make Schmidt relax and stop doing all the housework, the delicate ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance and the place is soon a mess. (S1 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30am New Girl: Fancyman (Part 1, 2): Jess has an awkward meeting with Russell Schiller, the wealthy father of a student who has been creating some strange artwork in her class. (S1 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Good Crazy: Despite feigning indifference, Barney is plagued by jealousy as a result of his girlfriend Quinn's job as a stripper and he tries to persuade her to switch careers. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Coral Palms (Part 3, 3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Night Shift: Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
6:00pm New Girl: Models: Jess reluctantly tags along when Cece has a wild night out with her model friends. The guys ponder the nature of male friendship when Schmidt buys Nick a cookie. (S2 Ep5, 25) (30 minutes)
6:30pm New Girl: Halloween: Nick gets a visit from his college crush Amelia, but feels scared when she begins to show affection for him. Jess is employed as a zombie at a haunted house. (S2 Ep6, 25) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks: Donna Marie turns up at Prince and Lily's flat asking for money. Marnie decides to take James out for a mother and son bonding day. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
9:00pm Home Alone: (1990) Family comedy with Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on a Christmas holiday with them. Initially he revels in his freedom, until he's forced to repel two burglars. (2 hours)
11:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Olivia Attwood opens up about lost loves. Alik Alfus is challenged to be less of a pushover on his next date. Eyal Booker gets super spiritual with date Emma. (S5 Ep3, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)

E4 (126)

12:00am First Dates: It's spring; is love in the air for the diners at the First Dates restaurant? Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
1:05am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Nadia and new agent Paul are secretly watching every move as three celebrities are sent out on a date right away. Mutya Buena is set up with tattoo fan Ryan. (S5 Ep2, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
3:50am How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15, 24) (20 minutes)
4:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (S7 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
4:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19, 24) (20 minutes)
4:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
6:00am Hollyoaks: Grace asks DS Roxy for help in getting rid of Glenn, but she thinks it's a terrible idea. Martine threatens to tell Simone who she has secretly married, but Louis rushes to stop her. (30 minutes)
6:30am Hollyoaks: Glenn is out of hospital, and Grace finally puts her plan into action to manipulate Jay into killing Glenn. Meanwhile, Goldie offers to help Jesse plan a party for Glenn's birthday. (30 minutes)
7:00am New Girl: Control: When Jess tries to make Schmidt relax and stop doing all the housework, the delicate ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance and the place is soon a mess. (S1 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30am New Girl: Fancyman (Part 1, 2): Jess has an awkward meeting with Russell Schiller, the wealthy father of a student who has been creating some strange artwork in her class. (S1 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Good Crazy: Despite feigning indifference, Barney is plagued by jealousy as a result of his girlfriend Quinn's job as a stripper and he tries to persuade her to switch careers. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Coral Palms (Part 3, 3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Night Shift: Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
5:00pm New Girl: Models: Jess reluctantly tags along when Cece has a wild night out with her model friends. The guys ponder the nature of male friendship when Schmidt buys Nick a cookie. (S2 Ep5, 25) (30 minutes)
5:30pm New Girl: Halloween: Nick gets a visit from his college crush Amelia, but feels scared when she begins to show affection for him. Jess is employed as a zombie at a haunted house. (S2 Ep6, 25) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks: Donna Marie turns up at Prince and Lily's flat asking for money. Marnie decides to take James out for a mother and son bonding day. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Young Sheldon: Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Home Alone: (1990) Family comedy with Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on a Christmas holiday with them. Initially he revels in his freedom, until he's forced to repel two burglars. (2 hours)
10:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Olivia Attwood opens up about lost loves. Alik Alfus is challenged to be less of a pushover on his next date. Eyal Booker gets super spiritual with date Emma. (S5 Ep3, 20) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)

4seven (127)

12:25am Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds: This time the three-years-olds and the 102-year-olds visit a maze for a memory test. Will 81-year-old Lavinia ever find her way out? And a new friendship blossoms over chips. (S2 Ep2, 5) (1 hour)
1:25am 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode examines military crime in Wiltshire, home to 15,000 MOD personnel. Squaddies and civilians often fight and at least one serviceperson takes their own life each month. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
2:30am First Dates Hotel: Can Othello become Juliette's Romeo, even though she's not keen on his bald head? Meanwhile, red-haired beauty Georgie is looking for a 'hot nerd'. (S3 Ep6, 6) (1 hour)
3:30am Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales cross Italy's largest lake and travel down Europe's oldest working canal to Milan. The journey includes spectacular gardens, singing and wine. (S9 Ep2) (1 hour)
4:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? (S2 Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
6:30pm Frasier: Rooms with a View (Part 2, 3): The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Frasier: Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3, 3): Frasier is driven round the bend by the new lease of life Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Frasier: We Two Kings: Christmas is coming and so, it seems, is a Crane family feud. Niles and Daphne want to hold the family get-together, while Frasier decides he will host it. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil heads for beautiful Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, where he tries some medieval pest control and finds evidence of an aristocratic sex scandal and a lost railway. (S2 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
9:00pm Grand Designs: Steph Wilson and husband Alex try to build a contemporary farmhouse on her grandfather's old farmland. But lack of money leads to a long spell in a caravan and a total re-design. (Ep4, 7) (1 hour)
10:00pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of The Big Audition, Strictly, Killing Eve, Bake Off, Magic Numbers: Hannah Fry's Mysterious World of Maths, and Gordon, Gino and Fred: Road Trip? (S12 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Great British Bake Off: Velkommen to Danish Week with a bread Signature requiring style and substance; a spherical Technical; and an elaborate pastry Showstopper fit for a Danish birthday party. (S2 Ep8, 10) (1 hour 25 minutes)

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1:15pm NCIS: Freedom: US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) (50 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: The Yorkshire Vet : Observational documentary series. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour 15 minutes)

5 USA (129)

9:20am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The team investigates the murder of a wealthy businessman, who was recently married to Kyle's mother. (S6 Ep 13) (45 minutes)
10:05am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. While investigating a death at the bottom of a sinkhole, the team discover a tunnel leading to a bank vault. (S6 Ep 18) (1 hour)
10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Bullseye: Police drama series about a sex crime unit. A young girl suffers memory loss after a brutal assault. After finding another similar victim, Fin is led to a prime suspect. (S12 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
10:55pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Behave: Police drama series. After a rape victim refuses to let forensic evidence be collected from her, Benson uncovers many unsolved cases involving tainted or untested evidence. (S12 Ep 3) (1 hour)

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3:00pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: Jasmine discovers the real reason for Robbo and Tori's departure and is unimpressed. McCarthy learns of Colby and Chelsea's shared history and forces them to work closer together. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Tyler is delighted to be freed, but is torn when he learns of Piper's relationship with Cassius. Chloe helps Pierce to organise a wine-tasting event. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Colby is forced to confront his issues with Chelsea and the two take a tentative step towards reconciliation. Brody gives Maggie some cookery lessons, much to Mason's disapproval.
9:00pm Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters: Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) (1 hour 5 minutes)
10:10pm Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters: Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) (40 minutes)

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12:00am The Force: Manchester: Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 7) (1 hour)
3:00am Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 11) (1 hour)
6:00am Police Ten 7: Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S16, ep 3) (30 minutes)
6:30am Police Ten 7: Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S16, ep 5) (30 minutes)
8:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
8:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
9:00am Border Security USA: Documentary exploring the extreme measures people take to break US security laws and America's desperate fight against drugs, illegal immigration and terrorism. (S1, ep 12) (1 hour)
10:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Blue Bloods: The Job: Danny's family are caught in the crossfire when he confronts an armed man, while Frank is haunted by memories of 9, 11. Oscar winner F Murray Abraham guest stars. (S2, ep 12) (1 hour)
4:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 8) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 9) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Stargate Universe: Pain: Dr Tamara Johansen investigates when the crew are plagued by hallucinations that bring their fears and desires to life. A paranoia-filled slice of smart sci-fi. (S1, ep 17) (1 hour)
9:00pm World's Most Evil Killers: ...Evil Killers. Volker Eckert: Examining the German truck driver who used his constant travelling to spread a wave of murders across Europe. (S1, ep 3) (1 hour)
11:00pm The Force: Manchester: Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)

Challenge (145)

2:00am The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
4:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
6:00am Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 21) (45 minutes)
6:45am Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 22) (45 minutes)
11:00am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
3:30pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4:30pm Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 23) (45 minutes)
5:15pm Deal Or No Deal: Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants take home the cash amount inside a sealed box or accept an offer from the mysterious banker. (S1, ep 24) (45 minutes)
8:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

BBC ONE HD (147)

10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: The team follow a four-year project to develop land in Maidstone and two swifter developments in Burnley in Lancashire and Meir in Staffordshire. (1 hour)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents as the teams scour a fair at the National Botanic Gardens of Wales with experts Caroline Hawley and Richard Madley. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Changing Faces: Al and Daniel play Cupid with two friends who are concealing their feelings for each other, but will their efforts pay off? Sid has to deal with some sick children. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Monmouthshire: Nicki Chapman heads to the Monmouthshire countryside to help a couple who have a love of the outdoors and dogs as they aim to buy their first home together. (45 minutes)
7:30pm EastEnders: Stacey and Ruby have a heart-to-heart chat. Jean makes a shocking discovery. Sharon fears that someone knows her and Keanu's secret. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Holby City: Stains: Gaskell fears exposure when Hanssen confesses to having doubts about recent events. Jac discovers Steven has been keeping a potentially life-changing secret from Fletch. (1 hour)
9:00pm Informer: 1, 6. No Sleep Till Brooklyn: Raza is arrested and coerced into working as a counterterrorism informant. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. (1 hour)

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